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FOR HAPPY MARRIED Good LIFE. Manners Ge-- Far to Preserve Peacs and Concord. A great many people seem to think that the marriage ceremony absolves them from all further courtesies and attentions to the person whom they have wed. After that they are always la negligee, both as to manners and clotheB, when they are at home. This Is a fatal mistake. Because a woman is married is no excuse for her going untidily about the house, and telling her husband home truths that hurt his vanity. Because a woman is his wife gives a man no right to say things to her he would not dare to say to any other lady who possessed a big, brother. Good manners are the able-bodie- preservation of peace and concord, and are warranted to keep happiness In any climate. The problem of how to be happy though married is really no problem at all. No mystery should ever have been made of it. It Is merely fair dealing in fair partnership-givi- ng the other party the privileges and perquisites you assume for yourself, and allowing the person you love as much consideration and civility as you would show a stranger. New York Weekly. All In Judicially Defined. In the case of state vs. Hennessey, 80 Pac. Rep. 221, the Nevada supreme court gives a definition of the slang The question came phrase "all in. up In connection with the admission In evidence of a dying declaration, the declarant's statement that he was "all In being relied on to show that he was under a sense of Impending death. The expression, 'I The court said: am all in is one frequently made use of in this western country, and when used under the circumstances In question may, we think, be taken to have meant that the speaker considered his . life was practically at an end. Mixed the Infants Up. At Southport, England, some years ago, births took place In two families living in the same house. In one case twins arrived, and a single in the other. The three children were being washed and dressed, and the father of the twins coming in, the three were placed in one bed with the idea of leading him to believe that his wife had given birth to triplets. The joke, lor that was ail which was Intended, succeeded to the full for the time at least and then came the question of separating the Infants and restoring them to their respective mothers. Here a difficulty presented itself, and the women In attendance were shocked to find themselves unable to say which was which. A Liverpool paper says the Identification has not yet been satisfactorily established, and it is a case in which even a Solomon might be puzzled. Where California Leads. California has the world-widreputation of fathering the most daring engineering projects in the world In the way of electrical generation and transmission. e In the Jim Johnstone, the famous baseball umpire, said recently ,in New York that baseball crowds were far kinder to umpires than they used to be. "This Is true of theater crowds, Why, with too," said Mr. Johnstone. provincial touring companies in the past, maltreatment was regularly expected. In fact, the companies profited by it in more ways than one. "I know of a eompany that was playing 'The Broken Vow in Paint The audiJtock, a one night stand. ence didnt like The Broken Vow,' and eggs, cabbages and potatoes rained upon the stage. "Still the play went on. The hero raved through his endless speeches, dodging an onion or a baseball every other minute, and pretty sore from those missiles that he hadnt been able to dodge. "But finally a gallery auditor In a paioxysm of rage and scorn hurled a heavy boot, and the actor, thoroughly alarmed, started to retreat. 'Keep on playing, you fool, hissed the manager from the wings, as he hooked In the boot with an umbrella.' Keep on till we get the other one. PRESCRIPTIONS Dr. S. D. CILLETT, Ceneral Agent UTAH. TIS SIXTH Manager Saw the Possibilities Situation. If4 LATIN. ; The Public Should Have Them Translated by the Druggists. What virtue is there in the secrecy with which the doctor hedges about hla profession? "Professional etiquette occupies a prominent place In the curriculum of every medical school, and when strictly analyzed "professional etiquette seems to mean doing what is best for the doctor. Individually and collectively. Among the things that Is best'for the doctor is the writing of his prescriptions In Latin, and thus keeping the public In ignorance not only of what It Is taking for its Ills, but foro-ln- g a call upon the doctor each time a prescription Is needed. In plain and unmistakable English the writing of prescriptions In Latin makes business for the doctors. Let us say that you have the ague. You had It last year and the year before. Each time you have visited the doctor and he has prescribed for you In Latin. You have never known what he has given you for the disease, and bo each time you are forced to go to him again and give him an opportunity to repeat his prescription In Latin, and his fee in dollars. It you ask the doctor why he uses Latin In writing his prescriptions, why he writes aqua when he means water, he will give you a technical dissertation on the purity of the Latin language, and the fact that all words are derived from It, etc. It will be a dissertation that you may not be able to answer, but it will hardly convince you. WITH UNCLE Copyright: 1907: BY by Byron Williams. Lost. am not feeling well 2Day Bcaws I hear It said thee teerher that I love so true next Christmas will be wed. I seen her Sunday walking round with that new Lortor White thve Sun wuz setting in thee West, and It wuz almost Nile. I seen them stop thee Brook when no one wuant near, and then I Been him squeeze her hand without a sine of fear! 1 wuz a hiding by thee bridge and seen them plain as Day i didn't think so nice a girl wood carry on that way! i for next he kissed her on thee Mouth and hugged her offul tlte guess she must have liked It though Bcaws ahe didnt fife! i told ml mother and she laffr-and said, They have It bad! i wonder what it la they have' that makes them feel so gladf ' hate think of losing her! cast down, a single girl i know a!nt there as nice as my Miss Brown, I spose Ignite as well give up, ft--r what, seen last Nlte , gist malkes It plane I alnt thee man . 2 cut out Doctor White! I 2 It malks me awl 1 ' Rag Time. A Rhode Island woman named Ann its own; ethics that will be "a good thing for the public Individually and the-for- J S JW&fTOWLJ The owl must have a fine time of it. He sits up all night and sleeps all day like some men. Sometimes the man who advises everybody to be happy and lighthearted, is a grumpy old pessimist himself, growls at his wife and finds little satisfaction in life except to tell others to have a good time. Ever know a man like that? A Milwaukee dentist has been married five times. It seems to be easy for a dentist When he looks down a womans throat he sees whether her heart is gone or not If It isnt, he pitches in and wins. You can always tell if a woman feels intuitively that a man is near. She nonchalantly fixes her hair and feels of her belt at the back. An Indiana novelist has written a novel without a village nestling among the hills. No wonder Indiana authors are famous! You can trust a woman to fill out her clothes in the funniest places. Its funny to see a fellows wife hunting for her hairpins when she has them in her hair. A Michigan woman writes for a collection of my verses. She must want to paper her house. The' is one nice thing about this bungalow fad It gets in on the ground floor. Gee, but Its fun to watch a fat man catch frogs for bait 1 know, because I am the man. If you didn't get a June or July bride, try an August peach. Months dont matter. In n recent fire in Norfolk, ten thousand bags of peanuts were devoured by the flames. And just think what a real, delirious enjoyment was thus taken away from' the boys of Virginia! Formerly of Boston? Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Beans and Miss Anna Beans, of Barnhill, visited here over Sunday. Carrollton (O.) JAMIE WASTED NO TIME. Youthful Philosopher Had Carefully Thought Out Situation. James R. Keeler, retired farmer, of Fenner St., Cazenovia, N. Y., says: "About fifteen years ago I suffered with my back and kidneys. I doctored and used many remedies without getting relief. Beginning with Doan's Kidney Pills, I found relief from the first box, and two boxes restored me to good, sound condition. My wife and many of my friends have used Doans Kidney Pills with good results and I can earnestly recommend them. Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-MilburCo., Buffalo, N. Y. James Wilson, the secretary of agriculture, was discussing in Washington the aid which his department gives the American farmer. He pointed out the benefit that had been derived from the introduction of darum wheat,, of the machine, and of the method of extracting potash from granite. "In fact, said Mr. Wilson, smiling, I believe that eventually our finest products will be cheap enough to be Then the within the reach of all. story of the hoy and the grapes will be as dead and antiquated as the theater hat stories of the past. "This boy Jie was a bootblack entered a grocers store one day, and, pointing to some superb grapes, said: Wots the price o them there, mister? One dollar a pound, my lad, the clerk replied. It was Jamies bath night He had several each week and he hated them all. On this particular night once started, he soaked and splashed in the tub for a full half hour, then his mother haled him forth. He came out of the room In his pajamas with his face all streaked and dirty as It was when he went in. cried his mother. Mercy! thought you took a bath. So I did!" answered Jamie scorn- wheat-testin- g hot-hous- n APPEAL THAT WAS HEEDED. Judge Must Also Have Been Follower of the Gentle Art. e "A look of anguish passed over the boys face, and he said, hastily: Then give us a cents worth carrots. Im dead nuts on fruit John Quincy Adams, of Massachusetts, third of that name, who died about ten years ago, was very fond of fishing, and not especially fond of , his legal profession. One day, the story runs, a case In which he was counsel was down for trial In a Massachusetts court. Mr. Adams did not make his appearance, but sent a letter to the judge. That worthy gentleman read It, and then postponed the case with the announcement: "Mr. Adams Is detained on important business." e It was afterward learned by of Adams that the letter read as follows: Dear Judge: For the sake of old Isaak Walton, please continue my case till Friday. The smelts are biting, and I cant leave." o Girl Had Running Sores from Eczema Boy Tortured by Poison Oak Both Cured by Cuticura. "Last year, after having my little girl treated by a very prominent physician for an obstinate case of eczema, I resorted to the Cuticura Remedies, and was so well pleased with the almost instantaneous relief afforded that we discarded the physicians prescription and relied entirely on the Cuticura Soap, Cuticura Ointment, and Cuticura Pills. When we commenced with the Cuticura Remedies her feet and limbs were covered with running sores. In about Bix weeks we had her completely well, and there has been no recurrence of the trouble. In July of this year a little boy in our family poisoned bis hands and arms with poison oak, and in twenty-fou- r hours bis hands and arms were a mass of torturing sores. We used only the Cuticura Remedies, and in about three weeks his hands and arms healed up. Mrs. Lizzie Vincent Thomas, Fairmont, Waldens Ridge Tenn., Oct. 13, 1905. Not Entire. The aeronaut, after painfully extricating himself from the wrecked balloon, limped to the nearest farm- house. Madam, he said to the woman who answered his knock, can you accommodate with a nights lodging a balloonist who has come to grief? Id be glad to, she hesitated, but you are an entire stranger to ,Not an entire one, he interrupted, Negro's Valuable Head. For I have left A Kentucky negro earns double with some acerbity. wages as a hodcarrier, because be Is my left ear, three teeth, and certain able to do the work of two men. He portions of my nose back there with carries from .40 to 50 bricks at a time. the ruined car. He places the bricks upon a board Colleges Undesirable Fire Risks. which he balances upon his head as Colleges are now regarded as rather he climbs to the tops of high buildundesirable insurance risks, and it is ings. probable that the rate will be genWould Make Rich Crop. erally increased. In 18 years 784 fires It Is estimated that 21,000,000 acres have occurred in college buildings, enare available for rice growing in tailing a loss of $10,500,000 in money Louisiana and Texas, and the value and a heavy loss of life. This makes of such crop would be $400,000,000. the average money loss over $13,000. This would make the rice crop fifth Habits of Sperm Whale. in point of value among the cereals of The sperm whale can remain below this country. the surface for about 20 minutes at a Reasonable Explanation. time. Then it comes to. the surface I wonder why a dog chases his and breathes 50 or 60 times, taking tail? about ten minutes to do so. A sense of economy. . "Economy? Yes; cant you see he la trying to make both ends meet? Riches Cause Trouble. Great riches are ever accompanied by great anxieties, and an increase of our possessions is but an inlet to new disquietudes. Goldsmith. What a man can do Is his greatest ornament and he always consults his dignity by doing It Carlyle. A bully one!- - But your face Is black! mother. . said his Jamie smiled understan1-ingly- . My face is ail right. I b to .wash that in the morning, bath no bath. You dont spose Im goinv I to waste time bathing my face! always begin just below my ears and work down on my arms and legs; but I always leave my face and hands those ends I tend to in the morning!" Oh! Evil of Tipping System. Although there is a great effort made to keep secret the thefts in hotels and restaurants in New York, it is quite evident they are on a rapid increase. The manager - of a large restaurant says the system of having servants depend almost entirely upon patrons for their pay lowers their moral standard and causes them to look on those they are supposed to serve as their . legitimate prey. , A Base Insinuation. I hear the Neweds have had a dreadful quarrel and that the bride is talking of going home to her mother. Whats the matter? 1 believe one evening she got the supper from her cooking school recipes, and when the boys In the neighborhood lost their ball in a hole under the fence, Mr. Newed gave them one of her biscuits to finish the game. A Knock. Jimmy, said the father, theres a rip In your bathing suit. Go and sew it up. But papa growled the boy, mother will sew It for me. Never mind. I want you to leant to sew yourself. For, said the father, some day you will get married, and then you wont have any mother you will only have a wife. Pointed Conversation. Jack, I am going away. Going away, Madge? Yes, going away. But before I go I have something to say to you. "Something to say to me, little wife? Yes, something to say to you. Dont send me any poker 'stories Jn lleU'Of the weekly remittance. Thatll be" about all. Girls Destined for Harems. The Circassians, who live in the northwestern part of the Caucasus, and who think it is more honorable to live by plunder than by industry, make it a custom to bring their daughters up-tbe sold as slaves to the Turks and Persians. Circassian beauties, therefore, shine not In their native land but in the harems of the orient. A Theory. Why do men swear? asked one woman. Its due to the vanity of the sex, answered Miss Cayenne. They want to he noticed even when they cant think of anything of real Importance to say. MOTHERHOOD The first requisite of a good mother is good health, and the experience of maternity should not be approached without careful physical preparation, as a woman who is in good physical condition transmits to her children the blessings of a good constitution. Preparation for healthy maternity is accomplished by Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound, which is made from native roots and herbs, more successfully than by any other medicine because it gives tone and strength to the entire feminine organism, curing displacements, ulMRS. JAMES CHESTER ceration and inflammation, and the result is less suffering and more children healthy at birth. For more han thirty years - ' FEET OUT. She Had Curious Habits. When a person has to keep the feet out from under cover during the coldest nights In winter because of the beat and prickly sensation, it is time that coffee, which, causes the trouble, be left off. There Is no end to the nervous conditions that coffee will produce. It shows in one way in one person and in another way In another. In this case the lady lived In S. Dak. She says: I have had to lie awake half the night with my feet and limbs out of the bed on the coldest nights, and felt afraid to sleep for fear of catching cold. I bad been troubled for years with twitching and jerking of the lower limbs, and for most of the time I have been unable to go to church or to lectures because of that awful feeling that I must keep on the move. When it wa3 brought to my attention that coffee caused so many nervous diseases, I concluded to drop coffee and taks Postum Food Coffee to see if my trouble was caused by coffee drinking. "I only drank one cup of coffee for breakfast but that was enough to do the business for me. When I quit it my troubles disappeared in an almost miraculous way. Now I have no more of the Jerking and twitching and can sleep with any amount of bedding over me and sleep all night, in sound, peaceful rest Postum Food Coffee Is absolutely worth Its weight in gold to me. Theres a Reason." Read the little health classic, The Road to in pkgs. Well-vill- fully. . CHILDREN TORTURED. . would be a good thing for the public to devise a little code of ethics of HAVE FRUIT. Grapes Beyond His Purse, Boy Took Humble Substitute. aq$:ol-leagu- O, TO Profit by the Experience of One Who Hae Found Relief. died recently at the advanced age of 105 years. Thats how old Ann was! Chicago children never play house. They play flat, instead. An Iowa official carried a horse on the city pay roll. Neither the man who got the money, nor the horse who didnt, kicked! An Iowa writer got the goods on one of those old literary expressions the other day. He said, The man choked for utterance, and he did, Great Discovery Announced. too, but it was on a piece of beefsteak that went the wrong way down Sir William Crookes, as a result of his neck. his own researches and the experiWhen a business man goes out in ments of Professors Krowalskl and his automobile, do not expect the of- Moscickl, of Freiburg university, has fice boy to know when he will he back. discovered a process of extracting He may never come back! nitric acid from the atmosphere. The The charge of the light brigade was process is available for commercial. nothing compared to the gas company Industrial and agricultural purposes, and Is expected to revolutionize the out where I live! . A Boston thief stole a box of W. C. nitrate industry and the worlds food T. U. literature. The ladles are hop- problem. ing It will have the desired effect Been Laid Away In Stockings. H. H. Rogers was once a newsboy. The Framingham (Man.) national Ill bet he was the kind that gets un- bank has just received for redemption der your window Sunday morning and a note on the old Framingham bank, yells Uxtrle! until you go out and which was the predecessor of the presbuy a paper just to get rid of him. ent national hank. The note is dated June 12, 1854, and is as crisp and clean as the day that it left the enWHO-O-gravers hands. The note will be WHO-O-kept as a souvenir. . She Experimented. A little girl of five was taken to A Lucky Pin. church one Sunday, and listened with A novel collar fastener is in m of a large horseshoe measuring unexpected attention to the sermon, 2ft Inches in diameter. It is set with which graphically told the story of baroque fresh water pearls or Japan- the stilling of the tempest on the Sea ese coral buttons. A similar pin can of Galilee, and how Christ walked on the waves. In the afternoon her mothbe used to fasten the silk girdle. er missed her and began an anxious Dress. search of the house. As ahe neared Better Collateral. the bathroom she' heard sounds of The diamond reef In Pike county. splashing, and hurried to the door to Ark., may be the real thing, but the behold a small, excited face peering tomato crop In little Delaware looks over the rim of the big white tub, and Three million to hear a like better collateral. small, excited voice exdollars in tomatoes makes a brave claim: mamma, this walking "Say, show. New York Sun. on the water is quite a trick. HE HAD i It collectively. Let us apply one of the rules of this code of ethics to you, the Individual. You call in the physician when you have the ague, the grippe, or any of the other ills to which human flesh i3 heir, and which you may have again some day. The doctor prescribes In Latin, and you take this, to you, meaningless scribble to the druggist to have It compounded. Right here is where you come in, if you are wise. Say to the druggist that you want a translation of that prescription. It Is your privilege to know what you are taking. While the doctors code of ethics may not recognize this right it Is yours just the same. With the translated prescription In your possession you have two distinct advantages. You know what you are taking, and should you wish to call Borne other doctor at some time you will he able to tell him what drugs you have been putting Into your system, and also if you should have the same disease again you can save yourself a visit to the doctor, and his fee, by taking this translated prescription to the druggist once more and having It refilled. Jerome on Colored Evidence. District Attorney Jerome, of New York, said one day of a piece of suspicious evidence: It Is evidence that has been tampered with, colored. It is like the ladys report of her physicians prescription. A lady one day In July visited her The man examined her physician. and said: Madam, you are only a little run down. You need frequent baths and plenty of fresh air, and I advise you to dress In the coolest, most comfortable clothes nothing stiff or formal. When she got home her husband asked her what the physician had said. The lady replied: He said I must go to the seashore, do plenty of automoblling, and get some new summer gowns." BACK ACHE? e, Lydia E. PinkhamsVegetable Compound has been the standby of American mothers In preparing for childbirth. NotewhatMrs JamesChester,of437 W. 35th St., New York says in this letter: Dear Mrs. Pinkham:- -I wish every expectant mother knew about Lydia E, Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. A neighbor who had learned of its great value at this trying period of a womans life me to try it and I did so, and I cannot say enough in regard to thenrged good it did me. I recovered quickly and am in the best of health now. Lydia E. 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