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Show Backward Andys Coortin L FOUR YEARS OF AGONY. Odd Origin of Custom. Nothing Succeeds Like The man who preaches the best serIn Abyssinia the emperor Is comWhole Foot Nothing But Froud Flesh mon; the man who tells the funniest monly called "jan hoy. meaning his SETJMAS VAC MANUS. BY Cuti-cu- ia Had to Use Crutches a The words stories; the man who keeps the best have majesty" strange on Best Remedies or the man who makes the best the store; history. It is given by a passage ln An seein, moreover, Lizx Jane she lived In the very next says she, the chronicle of Mahdara Maryam. townland to goods soon finds that people come t Earth. Jane Liza An as moreover, seein', slower, myself. says she, him. Merit is the best advertisement The King Sarga Den gel while engaged was given out for a hundred pound! of "that Ive been axed" An' then she 1899 ln the world. People speak well In the side of the in a military expedition camped ln dry money, my year there was, as ye may weU closed her mouth hard, an waited. Ah-Dambya, was surprised to hear suspect, a tremendous traffic of hoys h! says Babs Andy, says he, right foot was cut off from the little things they know are good. They pass the inhabitants shout "Jan hoy, with a party puzzlin' look cornin' over toe down to the heel, and the physi- the good word along. ccm6 afther her. Mace, Baking Powder The best breakfast food Is cian who had charge of me was trywhich means "Hi, elephant! at an But its little encouragement they hts countenance. for It contains all the Coffee meets State food law elephant which was destroying a field got from Liza Jane; she considered "Axed by a boy, says Liza Jane, an ing to sew up the side of my foot, but of nature's best food, which no whole At with last fled of success. accosted. and when my thus properties corn, in all its requirements. coortin a ridiculous waste of time closed her mouth again. foot and way up above my calf was is wheat. Then the king said that whenever he that a of might tomfools, only, he, says Andy, says pair Peterson. went to is deeply in debt to th corn. If the people engage in; an' as for marryiu the tryim to recollect when, in the name nothing hut proud flesh. I suffered unStat Food Commissioner. cried Janpillage consider would he hoy!" most of the lads that presented them- of wondher. he had axed her, an corn- told agonies for four years, and tried thousands of wives and mothors wh their claims and redress their wrongs. selves, she said she wouldn't make in to the conclusion that he must a different physicians and all kinds of use It in their homes, for these good I could walk only with wqmen tell their neighbors abeut this From this arose the custom of ad- disheiouts of them, to wipe a pot. of Americanization been walkin' in his sleep some time or ointments. England. crutches. In two weeks afterwards 1 great food. This, I say, she thought of most of I other Twenty years ago the English ha--, dressing the king as jan hoy, as an saw a change ln my limb. Then I beChildren and aged persons alike are ted everything that was American. equivalent for asking for Justice, the the neighbor boys, but not of all. Seeiu, says Liza Jane, says ahs. Ointof and friends Cuticura its spegan Soap using losing gradually or We now think altogether differently. expression There was one, Andy McClarnln, that Ive been axed by one. last Sat ment often during the day, and kept Merit and common sense are the The American woman is the pattern cial significance and becoming the or- Bab's Andy, as he was better known, urday night was a week it up for seven months, when my things that advertise upon which our women are being re- dinary term of address when speaking by raison, as his father's name was Andy was ten times more j puzzled limb nt is cheap. A was healed up just the same as most. Bab. the American man has of his majesty. modeled; Anyway, this Babs Andy than afore. Is eight ten liberal If 1 never had trouble. contains It package and was our for no altered character to Liza Axed. wholly eyesore Jane, says she on Saturday night MAKES STEP IN ADVANCE. is sold everyhe had a fine farm that fed five last was a week, by a boy with a big months now since I stopped using breakfasts. that of our business. British instituCuticura Remedies, the best on Gods where. Grocers must keep it if they-wan- t milch-cows, of farm, from the Dhrimholme ten head him an' tions are being reconstructed in ac- All Hallows give parish," College Secures Services stock to sell off to keep their good customers, I am working at the present cordance with those of the United every harvest; his an she begun pilin more turf on the earth. of Crack Athlete and Student. day after five years of suffering The for good customers Insist on buying States. Truth, London. father, poor man, was five years deaJ. fire. cost of Cuticura Ointment and Soap Salt Lake City. At the close of All An' Liza Jane Bohunnan saw that, I thought thought, says Andy, was The fart that no preparation, ne only t. but the doctors bills all Hallows ln she June Captain couldnt says, he, sthrugglln, "thought it college things considered, Johnny Jones Latin. were more like ftlOO. John M. Lloyd, cooking is required, makes One day at Latin recitation Johnny Freeman Bassett, Instructor in ath- get, an' wouldn't ask for, a better or wasut a hoy from the Dhrimholme 718 S. Arch Ave., Alliance, Ohio, June very popular. Open the package; Jones was so drowsy that when the letics and Charles J. Savage, a mem- a warmer sittin down than Bab s parish ye intended to marry. 27. 1905. put as much as you like ln a dish; "Ohh-h- ! she. professor asked for the conjugation ber of the technical staff, resigned. Andys. An accordingly she made up Liza June, says says pour on milk or cream and eat It her mind that she d marry Bab s Andy j j 8ee 'You thought it was a boy in our of a certain verb he failed to catch Father Iodine a Cure for Snake Bite. who has just returned Guinan, It is delicious. It is wholesome. midwas case in the boy anyways it, and turning to his bosom friend from an extensive tour of own parish I was goin' to take? says For a sure cure for snake bite, take makes Colorado, dlin' willin. you strong. What verb? Damflno, Inquired: about seven drops of Iodine, scarify the, eneouraginly. A lot of Interesting facts about o four years courtAt (he tail-enDamflno, announces that he has secured, in whispered his classmate. Andy was himself again, an he says. vnd bathe the wound also with iodine. have been published In suca of the JohP F. too Tobin, person damfinatum!" d&mfin&re, ship Liza Jane begun to be not damflnal, Yes. Liza Jane; yes. This remedy was first used by a medbook form entitled, "Back to Nature." An fair with proceeding. said Johnny Jones to the horrified cessor to these men who combines plaised Says Liza Jane, says she, "Did ye ical officer in British service in In- This book also has a course of physboth the qualities of a teacher and good raison, too, the poor girl had. professor. Llpplncotts Magazine. think it was Mose McClure?" dia. It has cured both man and ical culture fully illustrated. AnyMother, says she of a night when athletic director. All the athletic "Kc. says Babs Andy. number of animals; it never fails; one sit-tiWe Make Travel Easy. wishing this book will receive M was an her both mother herself Nor Sam Long? says she. work at the college will be placed unIt is really wonderful In Its effects. Cose free by addressing over the kitchen fire, I have let Five trains daily via the Atchison, der his direction next year, and the Nor Sam Long, says Babs Andy. One instance I will relate. A young 10 First St, Quincy, 111. Kanpany, & to me Colorado him fool round for Santa Fe, enough. Topeka long Then in wondher's name, says man working for me In the harvest the finest class teams in I mean, sas City, St. Joe, Chicago, Galveston, outlook for goes on she, to have him, I uza jane, says she, turnin to him, an1 field was bitten by a very large ratTwo Profitable Postal Systems. Ask me looiball, baseball and on the field and once an for all, make up his mind on El Paso, City of Mexico. tlesnake on one of his large toesv about reduced rates. C. F. Warren, track is more encouraging than ever. this matter whether he wants to Next to Great Britain, Russia has gave him about seven drops of tincture the most profitable G. A., A. T. & S. F. Ry., 411 Dooly Mr. Tobin has made a great record in make n wife of me or not I mean postal system, the past, being one of Chicagos foreof Iodine on a little sugar, and to which nets over $20,000,000 a year. Block, Salt Lake City. Utah. most athletes. Last fall he remained that hell make it up, or Ill make It make doubly sure repeated the dose out of college and coached the footup for him purty quick. an hour l4er. His foot swelled, hut Onion Sandwich. ball team of Tulone university at New Brave woman ye are, Liza Jane, MCItl'VA TFOXAIm next morning he was ail right. I have bread Orleans. Cut two thin slices of white says the mother, says she. bodies whose swelled had animals have Speaking more especially of Mr. An on next Sunday night, too, he'll flrm enough not to crumble, spread considerably, but all have recovered The Creeled Boeruing College H the WerM with fresh butter and lay on one side Tobins acquirements as a student. make his dicision. from the bite. Topeka Capital. colAll of the iD Guinan Hallows Father onions thinly sliced and macerated Liza Jane! The jewel ye are, says: oil and vinegar for ten minutes. Put lege, An when, on the next Sunday night, not But as an is Rich Oil Fields of Africa. athletic man it on the top slice, press firmly' together alone that he excels. He is likewise poor Andy, poor sowl, come ploddin The oil fields near Delagoa bay, ln One little squares. four in cut ond a brilliant scholar. He is naturally to Liza Janes, it's little he suspected Africa, are expected to prove among ln the chase of sleep, and has the thraps that was laid down for him Inclined, mathematically NOTRE DAME, INDIANA jnay eat all four the most productive ln the world. or as a lunch. Sometimes one square gone through an extensive course ln to walk into. li'i euara nttr two joint; Our ttmdtnt geometry, algebra, trigonometry Are ye all alone? says he. stud and ur Uttdrntt ithavt tkmh brings sleep. (plane and spherical), calculus (lnte 800 Studante 75 Profeuort 18 Building! says she, "My mother an them, He was at ths "went gral and differential). In Annl.nt and Modern Hn(- Canr one road an' another, to see the .ml Kronouiio, I'lirmlilry, HlolorT( Htth, head of the Chicago Debating society, Mnahnnl.nl me to myself. left an KngU Civil, KlM'trlanl, ud neighbors, rti.rm.u,nli with the organization and conducting p Law, Shorthand, nanitm;, Which, says Bab's Andy, says he, tug, T of which he is thoroughly conversant BOVS TOR PKPARTMSST BPZ('1AI, was noways kindly of them torst In history and literature he is A-- In VNUKH TUUiTEKN TEIMSi Board, Tuition, and LaonSnr, 1401. fact, they do not conceal the fact at ye. Sand Ian cent! la tha Kcfialrar lor Calalasn the university that he is one of theii Which, says Liza Jane, says she, very distinguished students. calm, an lookin steady into the fire, was very, very good of them. What Is a Gentleman? Mom? put Id the bank brings a low rate of "Good of them! says Andy, says Interest, but is generally safe. Tbereare. howSAYS BAB'S ANDT. NO, Among the Persians at the time oi he. ever. other Investment equally as safe aod folmore productive. We list a full line of the Cyrus the boys were taught to ride, to of In says "Was him lookin wendher's them, very good very, to square, them your recommend 'stocks.11 and lowing speak the truth and to draw the bow; she, considerin that they knew I name. says she, who do ye mean notioe. firmly oellerlng that m a security gisiug cannot be investor the to result they truthfulness adequate That meant manliness, needed a quate hour to myself to dls that I was goln to marry? exoelled. and courage, all essential to the charISeOonnick mowers, binders, headers, reapers An I thought, says he, Liza Jane, cuss In me mind a very serious matsod rakes. The knights ol a of acter all inflamed, ulcerated and catarrhal congentleman. bindln fact, I may say, an extraor- It was myself ye were goln to marry ter International Harr esters and Red Tag ditions of the mucous membrane such as chivalry, who were the gentlemen ol dinary serious matter.' ing twine and rope. on a face her that she Liza Jane got fream Separators. nasal catarrh, uterinecatarrh caused I their time, added the duty of rescuing was all taken dhrew he aback, a she freeze would Myers k Bro. and Red Jacket pump an, Babs lough, Andy feminine ills, sore throat, sere Oilrer k Deere Plows. and distressed and this by the oppressed at 1 on him herself up, an' says Bhe, an the face got lengthy beg yer Bain k Cooper Wagons. mouth or Inflamed eyes by simply I. H. Co. gasoline engines for all purposes. completed the ideal by teaching unam he says, "Oh! I beg yer parshe McClarnln pardon, Misther L H- Oo. manure spreaders, different sixes. dosing the stomach. selfishness and service. If a boy it onct, Liza Jane. I The best on earth. Demonstrations made. an$CKLLANKOVa. consent to know Andy Me But you surelv can cure these stubborm wouldnt don,. and J. I. Case threshing machines, engines taught to be always affections by local treatment with serious matter, ciarnla just then I beg yer pardon, An exthraordinary courageous and truthful and Invariably as I waB Bought The most oomplete line of light vehicles ofsays she an mod sayln, she went on, as cool Misther McClarnln, fered at any point west of Cbioago. but as tht not outwardly considerate, for a demonstrated Sold wants one he of an seen that good poor Andy when the sight an calm, Rambler' automobiles mid Railroad Forest Reserve for Scrip Approved expression of true kindliness of spirit deal of deliberation ; an one, more--1 durability, speed and hill climbing propensities which destroys the disease germs.checka went of words the an heerd her, her, timbered or prairie land; and the lurveyed, unsurveyed, The fanner, rancher, of the rights and feelings of others, hs I list I our Laud have t United to States mortial discharges, stops pain, and heals the to I'm ye Hounty Invited improved Military are as but a weak Inspect that ag glad hope over, ptfbllc generally 01 be he rich whether will grow up, Warrants; Recertified Soldiers Additional Scrip; of stocks at Salt Lake City, Ogden and Logan. inflammation and soreness. ' over with that it an in to ye. talk and thrust, sincerely my here, Idaho, heart, all and and kinds of H. Land M, sold. Falls Idaho Montpelier. Scrip bought Utah, Paxtine represents the most successful poor, a professional man or a laborer at the thirty additional stores we hare located even he, in HAMILTON. The Bab's to Insinuate Portland, mean Oregon. Portland, Oh! says Andy, didnt says ,a local treatment for feminine ills ever to have the right to claim not by tnj at different points in Utah, Idaho, Wyoming I I lookin meant an to hear it, the inside of yourself that and Nevada. artificial distinction, but in his ows settlin himself I HAVE 9 New American Gold Filled Wat ekes produced. Thousands of women testify CorresnoLdence addressed to the shove point that he was to be consulted, to offer to marry you you, MiBther pleased to this fact, jo cents at druggists. old tfuiarantttPri twenty year Dearest located to your residence or shipping the icity prlf it all that implies, grand right, H.00, whlih I will hII thin week for NIO.OO, such a matter McClarnln, or any other man that MAUUICJfi point insures quick reply. its she, says "For, be will PaUt WUi. ttTKKLUZ, Lake name of Salt Uuig.,MlLWAUkh.K, offices City at Our general gentleman. Send for Free Trial Box r this day to of-- I closed at 1 p. m. Saturdays from now until Sept. that there's only one man In the worl steps in R. PAXTON CO Boston. Ms THE 1st, Inclusive, owing to the fact that railroads r fer an with over thats it without to your talk could you All marry Doubtful. myself will not receive freight after that hour. PAT EXT ATTOHXEYN. n barveet the aod during holidays Sundays first axin me, Misther McClarnln? 'u. "Dat was a great wedding, Sam. Whet, 69 bsikela paraev a force of men are at work from 10 a. m. Im Catalogue and naniple ntmt says Andy. Im "Och, och, I ask an beg, says Andy, untill p. m. filling orders for machine extras. was. proud, Tnulo Marks, De- - WINTER 61 et Deed r 66 IA 41 WAltCi 168, 130 Bell 163, and Telephone ns. Independent and algos, Cop night says he, an him In such a state of dis- proud to know it, Liza Jane." Well, who was de lucky man? during the bourn named. Labels procured. Watchman on the premises nightly. For better, for worse," says she, tbress as might melt the heart of a VATHAtf Bickford, 914 F 8t.. Washington, I. G W. N. U., Salt Lake City, No. SI, 1 "Dats hahd to say. De groom , for richer, for millstone, I ask an beg, says he, thought he was de lucky man till he playin a thrump-cardan Implore of ye a hundhred thou- squinted et de bride and foun out she poorer, for good or for ill. Poor Andy, it seemed like a dhraim gand pardons for my ignorance in put-t- o had wrinkles lak a weddeh map." him that hed heard something like tin the thing as I did. But sure ye "Huh! & "Den de best man thought he was them Words somewhere or other afore, know, an' know, that if I didnt ax ye de lucky mau till he foun out de rab- but it puzzled him for a minute to in words it wasn't for want of the Lesdhif Inclement Dealers Utah sad Idsbo foot de groom had gibbea him mind what it was about. So he gave wish, but the will, for four years gone. bits General T. Manaier Oden. Ceorie It up, an remarked, "Just so, Liza y know, an know, that it was only was er cats foot." fear kep me from sayin' the words to W. S. MOCOHNICK. Lan's! Den de preacheh mas hah Jane. Indeed, so? P. SMITH. JO. vioa reuuiomT musidunt. been de lucky man? An then says she, For richer, 1 ye I mean to say ye should know. I MELVIN D. WILLS. SeCRITanv"Well he kinder puffed up det way sayed, for poorer, for good or for ill, wanted to ax ye, an I come to ax ye Then three times, an the fright overtuk from this time henceforrid. till arteh de ceremony en den be det de dollar de groom had she waited a wee bit, to give him an- - me, an I run home like a hare. Im a other chance though if shed waited dunce, Liza Jane. An there I am now,' passed him es a fee was lead. durin the nine lives of a cat it would gays he, givln up for want of breath, Whisky for the Common. In making Jewelry purchases. We never get into Andys skull. "Andy "an do what ye like with me. mall or A bountiful supply of Scotch whisoan fill your orders by return she says, "dont ye see But as Babs Andy had gone on, express, and guarantee our goods. ky is always provided' for the British McClarnin, m' dhrivin at? Liza Jane's look was changin what Im 6T0 memhouse of commons. For the er Poor Andy looked confused an changin an, when he finished, bers a vat of 800 gallons especially ashamed of himself, an he: look was a3 mild an' gentle as a says distilled for them Is always at hand. an' I don't, then, Liza, know lambs. Old Its contents are never permitted to fTaith, down what yere dhrivin An' then she hung her head a wee Adam from fall below a certain level. It is re- at, at all. bit, an sthrove her level best to blush, a filled two or three times i An I don't doubt it, says Liza Jane, an says she, "Oh, Andy, Andy! I Well, will ye understand ye never Dreatbed a word of this to levairly. me when I say that Im thinkin I had me afore! An I never suspected it! Crocodile Emblem of Xatck. an settle down. No, no, its me is the dunce its me SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH. An emblem of good luck, a stuffed best marry a for was that is the dunce, Andy! enough plain Troth, crocodile, is found in many of the to understand. So its very I Poor Andys heart, when he saw the palin-poover doors and gateways houses and that Babs Andy did. I change in her, come up again from the in Cairo. The idea conveyd by the Uttle wondher Marry, says she, an settle down, I bottom of his boots, an was thumpin custom is similar to our own e- - o. uou a, v.s. NtNtuia perfectly cool an calm, an' never against the crown of his skull, wantin 4. salt lku city, utan An u.dluh, teemin to see Andys raptures at all. room to rise. says he, Liza Three Sizes, 25c, 50c and $1. Sold by all Druggists. An, says she, I was waitin, very Jane Bohunnan, then ye dont take It ju me thinkin of ye? tnxious, to have your opinion on it. ye An my opinion, says he, with his says she, Andy McClarnin, head hangin, is that though yeve know this is suddint very suddinL I done many wise things in your life, An myself is flustered, an an narv an But if ye insist on an done ous a bit, an anything wiser; ye never I answer on the spur of the moment,' an for for myself Thanky, Andy, says she, snappln 6ays she, 1 don't believe I do take It him up afore shed let him go any m, at all, at all.' says Salt Lake City An it was about time Id An Liza Jane Bohunnan, further. think of settlin, if Im ever goin to Andy, says he, gettin the narve as settle " Liza Jane lost it, Liza Jane Bohun I Under the Direction of the will ye consent from Yes," says Andy. nan," says he, Marist Fathers, aided by An seein' that I have a hundhred this time forrid to wet yer wee grain 0f tay in my Expert Lay Professors. pounds at me back I Tes, says Anrtv. Andy McClarnln, says she, "yere "A hundred pounds, says she, "not a daicent, industrious boy, an come of Boys. Boarding and Day aoSchool forclimate. modem. steam heated end BuildiBK unsurpassed mil above ea lvel it enjoy to mention the sprickled cow, which daicent, industrious people, an an' LAROUtT SfOSTIMa MOODS MOUSS lit THU UNITUD STATUS eieotrlc lighted. Hot and cold baths. The institution claims to give most thorough oouraea la comes to me likewise myself doesnt know but but maybe eiaasleel, Botentlfle end Commercial Branches, conferring degrees In the seme. Inspection of Chemical and physic! laboratories invited. A fine Museum and Mineralogy department. Separate ' I could do worse.' Yes, yes. best, indoor games during winter oareef little boys by a competent master. Gymnasium of the . Liza (Copyright. 1906, by Joseph B. Bowles ) An" a store of linen, eaeon. Compulsory military drill under the direction of an army officer. Music of ever? kind says detaught! lbs band and the orchestra being special features of the college. Private training for Jane, says she. sirable studenta, outside of regular school hours, in Higher Mathematics, Chemistry, Mineralogy For Vaseline will make the eyelashes.. . AMfiBf, ttti and also in Commercial subject. Terms moderate, FOOT-EAS- E Magnificent! says Andy. REE U I whether not know I do thicker. to President. The Reg. 1 Seein have all that says she Apply for full Tear Book and other particulars not. or A Cur for Certain will make them grow longer Tired, Hot, Aching Feat "Exactly, says Andy. URof.aHl DO NOT ACCEPT A SUBSTITUTE. MwtytKW. EGG-O-SEJ- h and EGG-O-SE- E, life-givi- John EGG-O-SE- E EGG-O-SE- EGG-O-SE- EGG-O-SE- 18-ce- E EGO-O-SE- EGG-O-SE- EGG-O-SE- EGG-O-SE- E E n EGG-O-SE- E University of Notre Dame , Investment Worthy jioiujfc) l. G30G07 fsTin n Investigation A I Booh-knn- j f! hone-power- s. 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