Show THE WILD MARCH WIND One of tho Pranks it Played With n R Bald Barbers Hat John Burns Is a n barber barbera 1 bald bore bar bel Like Ilko nil all bald barbers ho occasionally wears a hat Ho lie hall had one on this morn morning In ing In fact A gale gala was blowing down East Temple street and frisking around tho News building con considerable vigor but Hums In high fet fettle tic tle kept right ort towards his hla car whistling Sir Mr Dool and surmising what tho Sugar shops receipts would bo on the day da dat At t an moment Hums hat got ot Into tho path of the tho vesper breeze With n II mighty hl It wafted an as high as the seventh tor of tho and almost Hums could get U It within tho of vision It had como down again ago In Hut cruel bruel Instead of ot alighting In tho bar barbers barbers bers outstretched out eager atm It nes nestled gently at tho of ot a 1 trolley trolle on top tOI of a Waterloo car The car was doing about 46 4 miles on nil hour Hums thought hut ho he was wal undaunted With Witha a 1 shout resounded through nil tha tho Immediate structures ho started In Everybody saw him hi but tha tho conductor of ot tho cur The Tho only kept right on Oil but strong In III IIII I I tho sublime unconsciousness of ot what happening Though hairiest Hums Durns was tho most moet picturesque esque creation lIeen on 01 East En t Templo street tho completion of the mon mOil monument Each J ch leap seemed a 11 league and he ho signalled the car nt every bound with n lusty expulsion lon from the lungs Janitors paused In their morning la labors labors bors to watch tho strange apparition In Its It I night At corner comer some kind ordinance caused the tho car to pause the next second Burns Durns came charging up 11 Now by thunder gho me mo that hat I Iho ho Io cried feelingly seen lIeen any hat replied the con COli conductor ductor serenely and giving the motor motorman motorman man two hells bells Whoa Whon screamed tha th bar barber ber hel nM tho cur car started again and vis visIons Is Ions of n continuation of ot the chase rose roUl before him Start Starl this car Ill Hut it had been too much Hums Burns wont Into a n ll decline lind helplessly to the root roof An 1 eye ee eyewitness witness by this time luul managed tc to make tIll the conductor understand thai the tho lid was on top of the ho would prefer wearing It to leaving the article where It was WIS 0 I Fee exclaimed the tho conductor u II great light dawning on him the hut hat nil recovered and the th Sugar Holise barber from tho ward went on his hi way rejoicing |