Show GREAT ACTOR Acton QUITS Iho Not by Kube nube Ill tell my m worst piny pin first nr t Im not like those fellows who never neer happy unless they nJ for tor their own oIn Thata the thc way to tell the difference between the real thing and a counter felt Tho lum who has been beel praised by a n thousand voices never lIever has hils to bo 1 0 his own Boswell I made my lilY worst play piny when I 1 a II pitcher Its hard to keep your New Years re resolves solves when the very mime nil me of ot your our position Is n 0 reminder r of thirst Had I I been baseman or outfielder I I might t not so 80 often ott n havo hEIe been compelled le leto to ask for one on moro chance Being ns a IL misfortune tune Throwing tho ball with my nil afternoon exposed me to tho danger of ot developing my loft lell lIdo nt the thc expense ot the tho right Being a 1 firm believer In the necessity of ot a n uni uniform form Corm physique I had to sit up at night lifting heavy hell weights with my right arm armI My I diversions tend to frame tho mind to the tho contemplation of ot high cr er things When I bowled I heard the tho pin boys constantly Instructed to Sot them up UI which was almost as n a reminder ns n the word pitcher I escape by hunting or nAh fish fishIng Ing Tho former sport kept mo con constantly tho duck and after a B aday day nt at Waltons mime I usually hall had such a loud of ot to carry It was out Olt of oC tho question to bring back of oC ball bait ro fO I J had to emp empty empty ty It first firstA I A marine life ll nn al n means menns of at getting away from my pursuing fute tuto I and for tor months I carefully pilot ell d over the Jar Hut But even in this quiet culling calling there was WU the of ot getting S over or sheets In tho wind BO so I quit It II to 10 do tho elevator net act for the thesinge singe I might havo hlo found the 1 I so but for Cor the namo of oC my lilY play I ry comedian tho country over thought It the nemo neme of ot humor to mo nO to como tho of ot Quilt Guilt They seemed to think the stain on my lilY palate ly B tho time 1 I hud washed U It downor out outa a IL few thousand tho II sand times time I 1 concluded as liS summer was approaching tho not the tho for tor me Then I made my best play 1 became n a butcher This Is I n lino occupation for Cor n a whiter months U It develops the tho muscles on both sides helps the hit hitting ting lIf eye ec gives n a so much tender tenderloin loin In the daytime that ho never seeks hof that district nt at night Inclines Ine hie him to stick to his own OWl quarters and gets him u od to roasts No moio the tho footlights for Cor me Im fixed d to go south with Connie Mack next spring It Is IK tho health giving properties of at my In new profession t enables mo me to this with perhaps the Hip most original declaration evor eor by b a 11 In 11 search of I advance moneys moncy I nm In tho best hest of ot condition will VIII Pin play tho came of my next sea sen eon |