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Show U 4 TIIE SALT. LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, JULY Not Much About Very Little L By O. O. McIntyre Rffclt things I cannot forgeU Drinking a raw egg SOME Itrivial knew would make me 111 because John Mason, the actor, tQld me to. . Hal Skellys dramatic dancing exit in Burlesque.'' Paying $8 down on an engagement ring. Watching a cowboy roll a cigaret with one hand from a train Window at Cheyenne. a haircut In a gyp barber shop In St. Louis Paying $4.35 lor ' ... A pianist calls Jaza, ciety" crowd. noise in a hurry. . . . Russell Crouse, the columnist, is doing Europe. . . . A sparkling new Broadway columnist is Louis Sobol on the Graphic. . . . Lindy. the theatrical cafe proprietor's real name is Lindaman. . . . Sophie Tucker won Broadway in her "Hony Tonk film. . , . Irvin Cobb is color blind. . . . So Is Arthur Somers Roche. . . . Whalen got his idea for those natty new police caps from thofce worn by bus conductors. . . . The wise ones" are buying bank and air stocks. . . . Lew Fields likes bright red ties Monte Bell, the movie director, has a Fifth avenue pent house. . . . Claire Luce, the acrobatic dancer, has developed into, fine emotional actress in London. . . . And A1 Woods is to star her on Broadway next season. . . . A New York hotel is reported to have offered cut rates to a French count Just for his social prestige. . . . Only to find out he was a bootlegger. . Four hundred restaurants in America are named for McManus' cartoon character Dinty Moore. . . . Jack Dempseys favorite flower is the orchid. . . . Greta Garbo has orders to reduce. . . during the fair. Vernon Castle riding down Broadway In a limousine without a hat and wearing a pink sport shirt. Punching a fellow in a rathskeller brawl on first night In Dayton, Ohio, and discovering the next morning he was my new ' city editor. An American newsboy calling me by name in front of the Cafe de la Palx on my first day in Paris. Wondering why it took so long to become unconscious after going down for the third time while swimming in the Ohio river. Going home after a years absence wearing peg top trousers, a dinky short coat and postage stamp cap. ed Watching J. P. Morgan step from his automobile in front of the Met, 4 ropolitan. Going back stage with Don Allen to aee Mansfield, who thundered: What are you doing here?" Playing poker altnight for matches with-T: Webster and In our 148th street dugout. Julian Eltlnge knock Watching three roughnecks cold a hen Ahey tried to "Yoohoo" him as he was leaving a theater. Receiving a complimentary letter from Ed Hone of Atchison. Called upon suddenly to speak at g a dinner, to Jack Dempsey in Los Angeles, The shock of seeing Cincinnati, ehlch I thought the most wonderful city in the world, after an absence of ten years. Receiving a ball and bat with a mail order suit of clothes from Chicago. Hiding in a cattle car from St Joe to Omaha. The fust trip to town with Grandpa in a spring wagon, leaving before Ray-'Koh- n home-comin- they are: This Is a holdup, no picnic. Get that, all you buds. I got lead in my rod and itchy fingers. One crack out of any of you and they'll pat you with a spade." . 6 Short shavings: The opening of new Casino the in Central park did not create a social furore. . . . There were a few high society folk present but "mostly the "cafe, so- A Sunday afternoon promenade in the Bois. The first chew of tobacco with "Monk Welch wheeling me .home feet up In a wheelbarrow. Aday with the pressmen at a trial in Old Bailey. Sleeping through the entire card at the auto racea in Indianapolis. Being led through town to the lockup for going swimming naked in the creek. The popcorn stands at the Chicago world's fair. Sitting up all night in the coal house watching Clay, a beautiful bird dog die in the agony of ground glass poisoning. Raymond Hitchcock sudden!- - calling out my name from the stage in a middle west theater. 7, 1920. delight in ram. hail, sleet, snow, thunder and lightning are there are those who like sunshine and calm, but they don't talk about it." . George Bernard 8haw says: "The meanest letters a writer .receives often come from his most devoted fol- lowers:" What an army of devoted followers a certain columnist must havet OWLS SAVINGS FOUND. GALESBURG, 111. (UP). While washing the front of a downtown building here, a workman found a niece lodged behind the ear of one of the metal owls which adorn the cornice. The coin ia believed to have fallen from the pocket of a nt Speak-o-Pho- 'There is no bad weather. There are Just different kinds of weather,. There are Just as many people who Charles John Huff am Dickens was the full name of the author of the Pickwick Papers, etc , etc., when a reporter at the age of 24 for the London Morning Chronicle. v ... ... - is Feverish, rrpMlUJPS" after- .parties. 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