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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, JUNE E 0 Henry Had One Katherine too Many .. WEARY HORSES By Will Rogers -- Last Sunday our lesson was Henry 8th, the John Barrymore, Jack Gilbert, MusI solini, Heflin and John Roach Stratton all rolled Into one. ' told his first wife, CstheFlfie'of Arragon.Asrai?on trana- you-about latea from our old college, days latin means, Well, Henry just u -- Somewhere In Spain. He was try lost his taste for Catherine. Boy Babys and ing t oralse him a bunch of more to the efCartherlnes inclination ran feminate. Army Rehabilitating Old w' Steeds,, at ..Capital "' WASHINGTON OP). The United States army, through la rehabllit a 1 1 n g sanitariums, broken down race horses. Havana. New Orleans and eastern tracks horses are shipped to the quiet and peace of the five army "horse sanitariums." Away from the excitement and strain of the race tracks the animals relax under the soothing ministrations of army experts. get Anne ed is going to start in on a series of promlseous I better get " nearly, while he ' weddings, whyan Amateur . u really only But wait a minute; before we get to Anne, we got to stop and do something for "Mary Boelyn, Annes sister, four years older. Mary had a husband named Carey, what whats a husband between friends? Henry gave him a Job. it says, in the Court, where he could own wife and Henry. I dont what Job Mary had at the court! but it was nothing trivial for her and Henry to raise a still around baby Boy. Carey was there, but Henry was the Head J Noiw Anne comes in, Anne was 19, Hen was 35. Catherine his wife was 41. Now who of the two will win? You said Anne had already been stuck on a young Noble named, Percy, but he was kinder of the drugstore type, this Cardinal Woo lsey who waa really the William Borah of that administration. He was the one that King Henry kept promising that he would eec that he would be made Pope at the next vacancy. Weil Woolsey had the backing of Hen. but he lacked the vote of some 55 Cardinals. If it had-ebeen for that little oversight he was might have been elected, ofHenry Divorce for him on the platform relief. Clement the Pope eouldent see any reason why Henry should have a spare wife when he already had one. But If Henry could make Wool-se- y pope he could have given him a BUI of Bale to go out and marry who and what he wanted. Why there is practically no telling who all Henry would have married. Na Woman Safe from Becoming Queen of England. No woman would have been safe from becoming Queen of England. a Woolsey would go to Rome when Hen pope would die with what Doubthought would be enough loons to buy enough votes, but some or Spain other King from France would send an entry- with' more Doubloons and before" poor old communicate , with. "Wftotifey Henry to make another Campaign donation, why the new Pope would be elected. Radio, or even a good Bigodsend to cycle would have been a hours. But Woolsey in those trying It Just locked like Woolsey wss a. Democrat in a Republican administration. So when Henry the 9th saw that Rome was going to veto his divorce bills, why Henry and Woolsey gtarted a religion of their own. It wasent exactly a free love religion. But they would listen to reason in case some Gentleman run . onto a younger Lady friend.. Had Rome given Henry a divorce there would have been no Church of Eng- - the meantime Catherine had died -- - Anne was a picture bride, hare saved Henry a lot of a broken heart so his batting average was; met two, defeated two. Henry Had Found Better Way to Dlvotco Em. Here Is what Anne Boelyn said, 1 heard say the Executloneer is very good, and I havs a little neck. That he had night Henry give a big party, found a better way than to dlvorte em. He married Jane who dident have much to recommend her outside of lust being of the female gender. Well they hadent any more than got home from the church till they had a baby, and it was a boy. and she died at once, which was fortunate for her, for he was already in communication with Germany to Import a new wife from over there. Her name waa Anne of Cleves. His Ministers had picked her from a Holbein Portrait, so they brought her over and I will say one thing for old Henry; he had no conscience but be did have Judgement. ' He wttrt td the doeka to meet Anna from Germany, and got one flash at her. and chopped off Cromwells head for being such a bad Judge of beauty. But it looked like it would strengthen the Kingdom with Europe if he married her, so he shut his eyes and went at it. She had been what tha Japanese call a Picture bride, all they see is the picture, but Holbein was a a camera. If Cameras had painter not been in use it would have saved Henry that marriage. One snap shot with a No. 3 Brownie of her, would have kept her right at home. She had a lot Of breeding but no class- - She was a Pdlnceas 31 years old, she made up In crosa-peutio- ib VehaTe"beeiT looking for an maker. a months of n (1 e u c c with many who cor-rer-- f- - Trott, a young man with a DULUTH. Minn. f. Trains JUNE 11TH trains Butte Northwest 29-- No. 7 proud to fix an alarm clock, but. Same Ao Extra Fare Lv. Lr. ed, Ar. Lv. Ar. Lf. Ar. "J Lv7 Chicago Omaha Ogden Ogden gait Laha City... Salt Lake City.. Lot Angeleg Ar, Ar. Ar. Ar. in. 1.49 9:29 945 www-- Lv. Salt Ltkl City Ar. Ogden ....wee Lv. Ogden Ar. lenver . Ar. Omaha Ar. Chicago tf.- - LJO PM 4:90 PM 425 Ar .... 949 PM U No. Attgele ike gait Lake p. PM PM 9:29 AM Limited 9:49 AM , CUp.rt'wetv City. .............. ..12:55 1:25 PM, -- PM PM 1.59 PM .............. ....... ............. more perfectly good clocks that are more or less 7:49 AM PM PM PM PM PM PM AM AM PM abandoned and 93 f a .result, a lot of fine old timepieces, are left to weep in THE OVERLAND ROUTE their For further Information t n s a 1 Ticket Agents or phone Wasatch 888 or Waaatch 209. ailment. . made your clock 0 ! C TO DAWN MIDNIGHT - j a valuable 99 CA,s. Its priced so low and so easy to buy, you can' certainly, afford it. Light it the day it arrives. Youll have constant, evenly tempered hot water from then on with' out the least attention. May we tell you I V5 all about it soon? 510 sm-il- Down AND 18 MONTHS TO PAY clock. Mr. Trott null call personally and make examination and give estimate of repairs on -- GAS grandfather Presenting , clocks but those that are safely portable will be brought to our shop for attention. AND A r C p-- i VYe L-- PTOfMrv mw ta, enjoy tb tonventrarei cteknllncst and eronomv ( Natural Gm, the Mai fuel for Cooking, Water Heating, Incineration, Automatic Refrigeration and Home Heating. Come in, or nltone for a courteous etl UTAH GAS & COKE J OFFICES AND STUDIO 10TH FLOOR EZRA THOMPSON y U noW t'rott. BROADCASTING CORPORATION- - Oil.9 -- make any clock tick' that ever did tick. Phone Wak 1772 and ask, for (Mr. INTERMOUNTAIN Mi-a- are prepared to U bare-head- WILL BE HERE SOON Wasatch 1300 , and other large THE ARISTOCRATS OF THE AIR L er oi-- Liberal Allowance on Yonr Old Heater ' NATURAL r an- tique or 'just a V - Straw hats will be ROME VP). practically obligatory tor aU Italian university students this summer, by the terms of a circular Issued by Deputy Turatl, secretary of the Fascist party, who has been designated by Mussolini as chief of the Fascist university groups. The headpieces will be decorated with wide ribbons of the colors of the w re-- ' or demrtment law, letters, medicine, engineering and the like. In addition there will be a band of, the colors of the Naples particular universitjL-Rom- e,. Padua or Bologna, qnee the scheme is worked t p wi off close Identification of eachlstudenj Desire to boost th4 Itajidn straw hat Industry is frankl'a vowed to be behind the plan. Until a couple fad was of years ago. the prevalent among Italian youth, and many Claimed that the hardening of their scalps' to the rays of the summer sun was healthful. This assertion. however; provoked indignant outbursts from the makers of hats, who constitute an Important branch of Italian industry, and whose products are famous nil over Euro ie The sailor straw, says Secretary Turatl. besides being aryjconomiral sort of headgear, gives the university of juvenile elegance. student ir Varsity men will thus be able to make heir contribution to the prosperity of the natiqp., , . and when it was made ; be can also tell if its Italian Students ; WATER HEATER t Trott is a clock surgeon and not only be that, but can tell you nvho Mr. StrawHats for ' AUTOMATIC GAS A because no one has been wise enough to diagnose 1 . N silent, anguish tearing D. S. SPENCER, General rmssen'ger. Agent Probably ever second home in Salt lliakeTJias, ,oueor 559 PM No. 25 - 21 Gold Coast Limited 2:59 PM Chicago 5:45 AM Omaha 19:99 PM Kansas City ... 145 PM Denver ........ 929 AM Ogden 4 AS XM Ifw Ogden 7:45 AM Ar. Salt Lake City AM 8:15 Lv. halt Lake City.: Ar. Los Angeles , Limited Nat tt, leaving Salt lakt City at 8:1 PM. nlll be a connection for S. P. Or.rland V.llowatone No,. 1 for Sen Franriaco. and U. P. 28 for Chicago, white .flertiv. dan. lath, for OT.rland a connection at Ocd.n Spfriat, leaving Salt Lak. City - at 8.0 PM, will b. , Limited No. 2, eastbonnd. other conaectiona from and te Salt Lak. for S. P. and C. P. trains at Ofden will b. aa follows: No. 41. teavinf Salt Lake City S 50 AM, 8. P. 21 V. P. 8. No. 51, tearing Salt Lak. City 8:18 AM, 8. P. 27. Malad Motor No. 41, tearing Salt Lak. City 2.45 PM. S. P. IS. 28 U. P. 8. No. 52, tearing Ogden 145 PM. arriving Salt Lak. Gty 2:4 PM. S. P. Na. 54, leaving Ogden 8.55 PM, arriving Salt Lak. City T:55 PM, S- - P. 28. 22-2 Nos. P. S. 11:29 PM, Salt Lak. 18:25 No. 58, City PM, arriving Ogden Hoc. 2225 Gold Coast Limited Los Anceleo ....v?:39 955 halt Lake City t. 919 Balt Lake City .1995 Ogden 19 49 Ogden 2.29 Denver, . A 9 15 Kansas CU 2:49 Omaha . 4.59 Chicago .. compli- cated chimes and repeaters. 5:45 PM 7:99 PM Ogden Ogden Afa Omaha gr. Chicago 5.15 PM 5:55 PM 539 most 995 PM .559 PM .........................a. 119 :5959 AM PM Limited .Y. A1 .......... Lf. Lot Angetea Ar. Salt Lake City, .,..7....T.:....r.'tt;29'PM Lv. Denver Ar. Ogden Lv. Ogden ..... Ar. halt Lake City Lv. Balt Lake City Ar. Lo Angeles Lv. Ar. Lv. Ar. Lv. PHi AM AM AM AM AM AM 19:55 19.59 ,No. 19 "ContHiental OmahA tvr chaf,o virtue what she lacked in charm. Well Henry had never been very high on virtue, what he wanted was beauty, and How! 1 The only English word she could say was Ja. Ja and Henry dident know what that was. Neither : Service IIigh-Cla- $ one skillful enough to :repair the Lo Angeles Limited No. 8 Los Angeles Limited 'j too From Nortbw.it (Read Dp) iiAM . do I. Cromwell said, "Yes, me Lord, but Hen she hath a Queenly manner. wiscreacked back, Well she dont missed She her. to need it protect beheading, by him divorcing her and ner home.' sending tlenry's Last'KXThefine Beats Him ta the Now me get Katheryn Howard, a cousin of Anne Boelyns, She went to tha block with these kind words, I die Queen of England, but I would rather die the Wife of a Culpepper." 1 wonder if he was any relation to the Virginia Culpeppers who owned a Court House.) Well that dident make Henry feel any too good, to know that he wasent in as good favor as Culpepper, so he Just hunted up Culpepper and off with his bean. Oh what a cheerful ancestor our forks that come over on the Mayflower had in this Gentleman Henry. Well he waf death on Katherine's. He gets anothey one. only they all spell their-- name different. This last one is Katherine Parr. She was a motherly kind of a soul and they do say, (and all hoped it was true) that she poisened him, anyhow she beat him to the Ax. She had been married twice before, and you got to learn something In that time. Course Henry had her Six to three, but her and that English Grog bumped him off before he could get her. She buried him and then married the man of her choice which was No. 4 for her. And then we say Whats our Country coming too, we are getting worse and worse. t Well it looks to me the only safe man In those days was the Ax man. So I just want to meet some Colonial Dame now that likes to claim she can trace her ancestors back to the Tudors. But dont miss Henry the 8th by Haqkett. They sav its the best written book of this Generation. Its the best one I ever read next to the Illiterate Digest, and my new one coming out called. Ether and Me. choice, a mechanic not by 5:15 PM 5.58 PM 11:10 AM and 9125,000 yearly la' needed for that. The citv Is starting its second litigation in search for a way tq provide' the amount a clockmaker Beginning MV-Dul- uth Wal watchmaker by profession, hut bound JUNE 10th complex a clock background, a , West Beginning has $850,000 hi 'the bank for a new hospital, but cant .. , , spend ltt The money was .given In 1922 M. A. with the late Miller, by the stipulation that it was to be used solely for building a hospital for the citys poor and . needy. No maintenance clock and im $850,000'hvBank But Duluth Cant Spend. Any of It po were anxious to come to us we found Air. . North and East Bound camera would many After icream-colore- NEW clfck expert n, Fascism Orders Pittsburgh ft 45 South. Main Mr.Trott high-stru- From Salt Lake City and Ogden with this JUNE SPECIAL About Train Schedules tots . A Column UNION PACIFIC MHor - The cuartermaster general buys in Ildste and -about 100 horses annually for breed- Marry use for officers as and Her Motto . i Frequently , ing purposes mounts. Those used for breeding eventually are sent to various army TULSA, OUa. (UP) There should headquarters and the officers mounts are held in the remount be a place among the moving picture stars for Mrs. Helen EichpnbeYger, stables in Washington. a ho has been married seven times " Captain Hiram Tuttle." assistant in ten divorce cases in chief of the remount division, is con- and figured twenty-nin- e years. These sidered to know more about horses the last were her present revealed facts thamany man in thaaroquHeJa the, husband, a contractor,bywhen he- filed rare chief handier of the fo,JUs wifes, divorce horses. He considers the proper use suit. the greatest All of Mrs. of the human voice Eichenbergers husmeans of control over a horse. . bands have been Oklahomans, BartlInteresting permanent , guests at esville leading with three.- the remount stables are two horses belonging to General Pershing. Xid-rorace horse, which 18 years old. Is not so easy to handle. an he used in France, was a gift to him General Pershing is fond of bothj French from the horses and always visits them or people. them when In Washington. Old Jeff, a powerful big bay horse, rides - In a stall near Old Jeff is Robinson. counwas used by Pershing in this d horse which led try. It was a gift of the American a big the Hoover inaugural parade. He beLeelon. Kidron is gentle and a great fa- longs' to General C. P. Summerall, vorite around the stables. Old Jeff. chief of staff. ' it nt ed green-pastur- Greta was a devout Catholic, and didn't believe in divorce, but Anne could regulate her religion and her morals to fit the situation. She Bird Just said, If this big fat round-head- Sanitarium.' - Anne was thf Boelyn. Oar bo, Peggy Joyce, type. Catherine Now we RESLONFARM 9, 1929. TRANSMITTING STATION' f MURRAY, UTAH j - BUILDING Vo vircv-- v O HHOM M PtAl il jQ V |
