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Show MAIN NEWS THE SALT LAKE TRIBUTE, SUNDAY MORNING, FEBRUARY RECTIOtf-FifthP- nrt. Hitch Your Trouble to a Star:.: By Wcarc Holbrook 1 3, 1929. 1 TESTS BY PHYSICIANS SHOW "I am having quite a time with my paths, but if your name is vibrating leet, remarked Mrs. Bierbauer one in the wrong key it is a comparativeday at a gathering or the Bierbauer ly simple matter to have it changed. You can hire a professional numerol-ogifamily. to change it. or you can change There wert appropriate exores-sion- s it yourself in the' privacy of your of sympathy from the assemown home. bled relatives. "I am having quite a time with Few People Wear my feet, too." said Mr. Bierbauer Names Gracefully. But nobody paid any attention to PHYSICIANS CERTIFY Names are tricky things Despite Mr. Bierbauer. REPORTS or ALL CASKS the best intentions of parents and Cases similar to thoM given In the "I think I will go to an astroloarticles below all certified by the few people wear gracegist." continued Mrs. Bierbauer. physician who treated each case fully the names which have been be"You mean a chiropodist," said her will be published dally In this pastowed upon them at birth. The baby husband. per, showing how pleasantly. Inexgirl who was christened Daphne de"No, I mean an astrologist,'' said pensively and quickly Ayer's Pecvelops into a Mrs. Bierbauer. So she went to contoral ends head colds, roughs and little Vergil becomes the best chest colds even In extreme sult Madam Beulah. who casts a south-pacaaea. mean horoscope, and Madam Beulah pitcher, in the Middle Atlantic league, apd Ulysses wears was him ner 1001 trouble was spats. caused by a descent of G?mini in the Some names breath? eternal vouth: hjuse of Stufn. others imply senility from the cradle. "Thank heaven!" sighed Mrs. BierI hare often wondered what becomes bauer. -- I was afraid it was fallen Of all the Harolds when arch?s." they reach middle age; never have I encountered Astrology is (he science of blaming anyone named Harold who was more your tough luck on tlie solar system. train 45 years old. On the other hand. Somebody has to be the goat, and it to give a baby the name of Abner is might as well be Capricorn. to give him premature hardening of When you miss the 5:45 and have the arteries and a touch of rheumato wait in a chilly depot until 9:15 it tism. is consoling to reflect that this mis. No longer is it necessary to use needless guesswork in Fortunately, with the help of nu chance is caused, not by your failure the quickest, safest ami surest way to treat a head choosing merology, we can rectify some of the. to give the taxi driver more explicit misuses oi our eiders, so far as they cold, cough or chest cold. directions, but by the conjunction of affect ourselves. Suppose, for intwo mighty planets which wheel re- Salt Lake City druggists have now made this iiimcci'ssHi'v. stance, that your mother had read lenuessiy in their orbits. Nothing sentimental novels in the nineties, Almost unanimously thev have ..u wulu nave saia 10 tne taxi driver a--M and liad named you Vyvyan, after would have changed the courses of remSamHLaVHawawaLKW 4 chosen a hospital-testebVhsHLv Suppose Your Mother Mad Named You Vyvyan! Lord Vyvyan Anstruthers, her favorthose planets. It was fate. You were is ; which A know r .... they never destined to catch the 5:45. proximately $10 a revelation. Astrol- meet with disaster and iwsslbly death ite character in fiction? And sud- - edy you grow up into a big, barrel When a fat man slips on a banana ogy has put the "s" in cosmic. on March 19. 1939, there is really pose chested who looks like a prito him, at Objection to jieel, it is a satisfaction nothing you can do about it except Out of all the preparations least to know that the stars which Ii That It Is Astrology to wait until March 19 and iiope for vate detective and raises hogs? Remote. on their shelves they selected he sees are not caused by the bump-this too to the best. late to It Consultlnx NumerologLst arrange The chief objection to astrology is bump is caused by the stars. It that it is so remote. Ayers Cherry Pectoral, not If an astroloeist be born under another conjunction, Your Only Hope. may look funnv tn hvsfanHrc -h.,t w tells you that, because you happen or even under a preposition. . TVi i in n, Obviously your only hope is to only because it has received Of course, if nothing happens to consult a ciiiuiutrniioii to nave oesn oorn under a coniunc- nf iiv,,T Li i Sh: (It al- the highest possible endorse.umuuiuir ia,s oi nature winch tinn nf .Innifr ant S&gittarius on you on March 19 you enjoy a gratify- - ways Is a numerologist. she) w'iH tell you that V ing feeling of triumph in having vibrates to four, Y to seven, A to one. ments from lio.1pltI cold clinfrustrated the sinister machinations and N to five. Adding up the vibra-- 1 ics and physicians, but because of the solar system. If. on the other tion, she discovers that the digit of of its record in over 8ti,000 hand, the astrologist's predictions "Vyvyan" is ten. which means that will have correct, prove you played you ought to. change your name or Utah homes. an important part in the vindication get out of the hog business. The of science, and your heirs will doubt-les- s ideal name for you, according to the ltiti-HHBKjSTOKK BROADWAY & STATE j appreciate it. vibration chart, is one with a digit of Drives Out Congestion But it is depressing to realize that eight, for eight belongs to the trinity Clears Up Air Passages everything you do is subject to plan of strong numbers. The numerologist then offers you Miss Edith Dennis, for example, SAVK etary influences which are beyond EYES your control. Like a cold In the head, a choice of several names whose digit had neglected her cold for three is or an H. G. Wells of the eight. They seem more suitable days in the hope it would clea- up world, it gives you a sense of futility. for Pullman cars than for human without treatment. Instead, it got The human animal stands up on his beings, but she assures you that they worse, spreading so hind legs and shouts, "I am the mas- will vibrate harmoniously with the fast and causing so much congestion she ter of my fate. I am the captain of hog business. After pardonable hesiINSTANT RELIEF THKN COLD DISAPPEARED! became worried and my soul!" And the stars above him tation, you select "Oscaretto." But your troubles are not over. The called the family twinkle mischievously and answer, in changing your doctor. 'Yes, you are! Just wait until Mars chief difficulty Experience of Miss Bertha Lee, Trained Nurse, Shows How ENDED COLD BEFORE is name ac friends that your and Relief began alenters the ninth house with Uranus Quickly Salt Lake City People Now End Colds by most ascendant in opposition to your natal quaintances usually take it as Joke. Immediately, .Method Doctors Advise for Home Use. vibraabout the know don't we moon. the doctor do to won't what They Oh, boy. PNEUMONIA SET IN reported, Our Optical Department has cut the are trying to think when she took doutions; you then!" they you price but not the quality. The same ble strength doses of evade business obligations or that iron-rlaguarantee the same rarflut l!eali.inj? the needless misery and risk caused by npgleet-iiif- r Dodging Cosmic you are Just plain silly. Ayer's Pectoral. examinations the same individual fita method that a cold, doctors are now recommending Force secret Neglecting a cold is sure to cause have the Within However, an or hour you Impossible. of Iense ting and frames are assured unof feeling that you are foxso the medication needless misery and may weaken brings almost instaut relief then quickly drives out the cold. The worst of it is. there is no dodgder these special prices. had been absorbed resistance to pneumonia. So numing a cosmic force. You can't get ing fate. By adopting an alias and ertha Lee, trained nurse, ia And the experience of Miss Complete examinatraveling through life incognito, you by her system, away from it by putting glass insution of your eyes. bers of Salt Lake City people are is not only in home use by of what up the con- lators on the legs of your bed, or by dodge the siings and arrows of out P C. X. Lenses fitaccomplished being typical Bv aestion nltrht using in their homes the pleasant numbers of ted In Shell Frame subletting the apartment and going rageous fortune. The blow intended in Salt Lake City, Ogden and vicinity, but people Complete this week south for the winter. The moment for Vyvyan glances off the shoulder her temperature was normal and hospital treatment that gave such in cases. extreme of Oscaretto she woke up feeling like a different hospital vou enter the world vour hnrnnyiw quick, sure relief to Chas. H Wll- person. In another day or so, the Uns. is cast, whether you ever pay Madam Goes Straight to Seat in science 25 was report continues, congestion eeuian lor a written record oi it or Mr. Wilkin, for exaiarte, atkad not. All the astrologist can do is to Of Numerology Growing. gone and 'here was no trace left of of a Threatening Cold So let the canaille laugh. In spite the cold. his doctor for a prescription wnen Genuine One.pleoe give you a tentative schedule of the Miss Lee, for example, awoke his cold got so bad he felt "achy" Deep Curve, Crysgames the stars will piay with you, of ridicule, a belief in the science of The style of frames you wear affects your tal Clear Lenses. numerology is growing. Every day and the probable odds. Nate; Other cases reports dally aU all over- - The doctor Immediately a slight fever and an with No extra whole are more more and appearance charge Choose your frames as changing certified by attending physician people gave him a large dose of Ayer's Horoscopes range In price from a for fitting them In Irritated feeling In her names. Lefkowitz becomes their "achy," mnarivlceri as and him tn dime to $100, and the cheaper ones you choose your hats. carefully your own frames. ttnue the treatment every half hour are the more encouraging. A lu Lewis, Kirchberg is transformed into and chest. Instead Per pair throat nose, Pectoral and We can give you the most Ayer's quickly penetrates cent horoscope will tell you that you Churchill, and the Kabotchniks blosapproved frames heals inflamed linings of the air pas- until the "feverish." "achy" feeling of ending it at once by prompt for your face, aid the service costs nothini in And som into Cabots overnight. was once ex two of are remarkable then Absorbed the It gone, possessor every sages. 75 by the system. helps extra, except perhaps a few extra steps necestreatment, she neglected the ecutive ability, a faculty for leader- - each instance the new vibrations allay congestion and drive out the cold hours. In just a few minutes he from the nose passages, throat and began to leel better and slept comsary to reach our Optical Department. cold to nurse a patient who was ship, a certain personal charm of bring with them prosperity, prestige chest. w ..ruse usu. which perhaps you yourself are not allu Be"m fortably ail night. In another day Just a few pleasant spoonfuls of or seriously ill. That night the cold rnw Ls more tnan n De, sala Ior so the cold congestion had disfully aware, and artistic talent which Ayer's Cherrv Pectoral now and you. A names can man bothered her so she could not juggle astrology. is latent only because it has not yet too will feel like a different person appeared entirely and he was back at work. found the proper means of expres- - nd numbers to suit himself, but tomorrow. and by morning congestion sleep THE NEWER, LIGHTER. STRONGER FRAMES IN sion. It will also tell you the sort of even the nearest star is far beyond TWO COLORS ARE caused her to fear pneumonia rerson vou should mar it, and the uectueflly desirable, wonderfully low priced, too, iuus ukmuui and call one of the hospital phycolor of your hair, past, present and ogy in a serious way, it is well to reSpecial this week Hp flect ypon the sad condition of Hofuture. sicians. undressed the gentleratio Zodiac, Broken lenses duplicated at reduced Numerology may not be as exact a SOON ENDED COLD prices Acting on his advice, she took portrait Charge customers may bare their glasses charged science as astrology, but at least it man whose full-lengt- h medicover of the adorns the patent double strength doses of Ayer's even break. You sucker in gives the mmmmJ cannot swerve the planets from their cine almenac every year. CAUGHT ON TRAIN Pectoral the hospital certified There he stands, with his digestive unmedication of wild cherry, ll an and system on the By acting on the advice of her fl swasi a ttractlve zoological aispiays sur ; and other ingredoctor, Miss Vivian Stover is still dients used to rounding him Hke the WHAT THIS OFFICE MEANS TO YOU! help reduce fever, Old Dr. Worried Mother Grateful a after. of the moming another, like numbers here, who clear and drive up congestion Sweeny's Bessarabian Balm cannot Cheap prices are one thin Cinrui nnti,trv la another. I am sure this office has Doctor Shows How to Give realizes hor quickly a cold can rn instrumental in UDiirtlnr the cold out of one's system. dental nnnln. help Horatio. He is fated to go down iiiiciuiuumain ."t Relief Home country now at how be cnaed needand making graft. Incompetence and high and much Quick fees unpopular and unprofitable through the ages, keeping Open if Relief began almost instantly for ' less suffering a person goes through. Him-a- lso Stomach while scorpions sting him, v!r ",tce Th,kVhifnrry Dentists are better when she felt its comforting, healwere 28 years ago, when than today over his slither they fishes feet, goats caper to stand is it No treatment. off a license was as good as a the necessary by longer putting right diploma, but modern dental offices will continue to warmth from her nose pasabout his knees, rams butt him on improve. children's colds Miss Stoven caught a severe head ing the side of the head and crabs pinch by helplessly when Dt Mace, Dr. Thome. Dr. Ward and Dr. Ramsey sages deep down into her chest. nosthat when For cold in the sleeping car. while repromise brine fear of pneumonia. proven newer him in the ribs. will be amone .he first ro them. Congestion began to clear up and REMMBrRmroi?' Regardless of office can do pital physicians now recommend to shows what That visit a to astrology from her sister, materials used, prices charged adopt luming or methods was normal r.nd to a fellow, employed, your dental work is no better than the dentist who does It. You can Mrs. E. H. Collier. Next day it by night her fever mothers a pleasant home treatment always find Honest and Capable Dentists In This Office. Had disappeared. the feeling "achy" Salt of hundreds and colds for started spreading through her sys- Next (Copyright, 1928, New York Lake City children have been g:ven morning she was able to go NO TRANSIENT OR WOULD-B- E DENTISTS HERE tem, causing a high fever, rasping the same quick, sure relief that back on duty, and in Just a day or o leeland Mrs. "achy," congested cough came to the little daughter of so all trace of the cold and cough 0 Ing in her chest. Robt. Gordon. her had cleared up entirely. doctor was she e Consulting cold then, severe a Estelle Little caught advised to try double strength doses of while out riding. Oh the third day noon she felt Pectoral and Note: See other cases all certified by Ayer's the child coughed so deep Mrs. like eating for the first time since the by the attending physician. See other cases all certified and byNote: was feared Gordon cold That she able started pneumonia night the attending physician. to enjoy refreshing sleep and awoke called her doctor, who advised douwithout the "achy, congested feeling. FINDS EASY WAY Chlcaso Tribunt Press SeiTlce. ble doses of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral felt like child playing When she returned to the doctor's for By night the GUATEMALA. Since the declathe pleasantly flavored mixture of the day following, there e of martial law by President wild cherry, terpin hydrate and for the first time In sereral days. The examlnatlou ration was no trace left of the cold. . . "Ramsey O n , ..... kn. " more like In.l Dentistry looked D other Inaredients which have re next morning she TO PREVENT EVER U Guatemala has enjoyed the same lieved even the most, extreme chil- Has a Good Name" and by the following day. doctors Note: see other certified 0 were by the attending physician gone O peace and tranquility as heretofore, r dren's caser in the hospital report, all traces of the cold a with the exception tnat newspapers HAVING BAD COLD from restricted have been publishing of the the editorials policy against RAMSEY DENTISTRY SAVES YOUR TEETH, HEALTK government. But the same AND MONEY One of the dailies of the capital. Glad that he took the advice of "Naestro Dtario," recently omitted his doctor. M. A Purdue, like numHonesty that baa ?I .'"TkL"! wo.kln Pt""ler volume of business, lower overhead esnense. its editorial pege. giving as an explaiThey know that it is entirely Tree bers of people here, now realises made DenRamsey nation to its readers that "for reafrom dangerous opiates which make how easily the needless misery of a wt re not fore- ewell would known moment" refrain sons of the it and tistry cold can oe avoided. so many drug preparations unsafe. from making any editorial comment. Mr Purdue used to catch cold well liked through all ' So one of articles are the is rumored that leading It druggists OUR NEW PRICES featuring easily ever since he had acute bronthe years. published In by Carlos Ayer's Pectoral under guarantee chitis. On the advice of his doctor, MAROON VULCANITE PLATE "Nuestro Diario" was interpreted by he started taking Ayer's fee 50 $6 that unless you find it offers the then, 22 KARAT GOLD CROWN BRIDGE WORK the president and members of his toral the minute he felt a cold comMail ns ronr hroaen with doctors wiio arc advising for public use most plate. relief quickest of pleasant their acts. We repair and return same government as criticism ing on and In this way he prePAINLESS EXTRACTION and that they ordered the editor. a sale, sure method of treating head colds, cough and chest from a cold, they will promptly re- vents a cold from getting a start. 25e day. GAS ADMINISTERED to Hernandez de Fredertco of now Leon, the This helpful medication, doctors are supcolds, leading druggists city featuring Ayer's fund the rmall cost without quesS2.50 to $4 O ply the office of the president with find, quickly checks congestion. Pectoral NATURE-LIKor hoc its: orrict tion Cherry AM. hospital Our'prires PLATES, delay. D drives out a threatening cold and copies of all editorials to be published welwme cosnpartssra with good dental S3 a. m. to :M p aj ' medication "used For druggists realise the need tf If you have a cold If you leel restores linings of the air passages. at aj price for approval which the editor refused certified o Snnday, reon one remember that to do. and hence suspended publicaIn this way ft builds up resistance more exteiisivelv P"Trmm ssnsaawi powenui lief comins than ailV Itm a m. to z p. m. Examinations and Estimates ree is no further away than the so that tlie cold may - ended be- tion of editorial comments. - . , . r oids rn inn "',. a In,-- nt n . fArU:iz he ins. frvro itm mivjirahle lvuu- - .oefore .they aeyetou into XU M- - Used In tim! Aers Pectoral is C ORS mi: help reduce fever and more dangerous. And they know JOHNSON DRCCS. and all lead- - helping vast numbers here to go drive out a head cold or Hungary Claims Record 80c. twice as much in through the winter without ever Ing drugg-0 In Lotcest Wage Levels eold. for children, as the food Oisy eat. the $1.00 hospital ae. having a bad cold. 'faS ' 18 I Extraction Pi. The Hungarian fl BUDAPEST J"T"5eV I Bnd&ework labor association is authorVulcanite Plat 9 0 national ity for the sutement that Hungarian workincmen carry home the leanest pay envelopes tn Europe. Building workers receive from 90 cento to II IS daily and bricklayers receive a few cents more. Cabinet I makers and other skilled workmen draw- wages of leas than S3 a day. Thousands of unemployed laborers are on the state's payroll. Parliament recently voted funds to build roadv AND ASSOCIATE DENTISTS bridge and other prone vtfU Oct to relieve urm ploy men t DR. tDW AKD WARD '"VVeMViassM. DR. WALLACE MACE DR. FRANK 8. THOME Following the example of Peter Use 267 MAIN ST (Over the New Owl Dm Store) Great, the city of Omsk. Siberia has iQtaor locaoi placed a las on beards QUICKEST WAY TO END COLDS st Home Use of Pleasant Hospital Method Gives Almost Instant Relief Then Cold Is Completely Gone In Few Hours w Public Urged Not To Risk bos-pit- flu' or Pneumonia By Neglecting a Cold d v- , -- he-m- AUERBACH CO t sLssspi - eye-vie- w Reading d Glasses loos-eni- na Bifocal Bitex Lenses Style in $5 Frames j l 8 -- NEW SHELL FRAMES ouic nr-rte- $395 CHILD CAUGHT COLD; PNEUMONIA FEVRED half-she- heebie-jeebie- ney-T- hank 1 fmm ". : Guatemala Likes Military Law her-ef- jf New Methods . Druggists Now Feature Pectoral For Colds! Realize Need of Preparation Sufficiently Quick to Stop a Cold Before Serious Illness Has Time to Develop - 5SSE 5HS Bauer-Avile- .... mlw 2ffS"?' I" S450 i .1 E t flKarCM) $yPtill iDr.1st Ra g r gg 450 s, i"lP""u 1 1 h- I Irrn5 6 ri Z a1 1, j 5S LAYER'S ITCOLDSCOUGH! 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