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Show I THE WASATCH WAVE, HEBER CITY. UTAH Pain in Back and Rheumatism now. 100 OLD YtARS RUPERT HUGHES ligfflHjgMna It Is easier for a country minister to arn his salary than it is to get it Mrs. Winslow's Soothing 00MEDY OP Coughs come trom inflamed Bronchial Tubes Deans Mentholated tough Drops heal the irritation 6c at all Drug Stores. J i The first public telegraph office was ashing-ton- , opened on Seventh street, D. C, April 1, 1845 SYNOPSIS. Ueut Harry Mallory Is ordered to the He and Marjorie Newton Philippines s Jecide to elope, Nut wreck of taxicab their seet'iR minister on the wa to he train Transcontinental train is tak-non pasaen$n Porter has a lively, tme with an and Ira Lath-opa Yankee Englishman bus ices man The elopers tave an extitlrg tme getting to the rain Little Jfrnmi' Wellington bound or Keno to gel p divorce, boards train n maudlin condUion Later Mrs Jimmie tppears She is also bound for Reno with ame object Likewlre Mrs Sammy Whit omb Latter blames Mrs Jimmie for r marital troubles Classmates of Mallory decorate bridal berth Rev and Mrs Temple start on a vacation They decide o cut loose and Temple removes evident e if his calling Marjorie decides to let Mallory proceed alone, but train starts ahile they are lost in farewell I assen-;er- s Join Mallorys classmates In giving 'ouple wedding hazing Marjorie is dis- ASK FOB ALLEN'S FOOT-EAStb Antiseptic powder to shake into yjur shoes Be Here (Jo ms, Bunions, ingrowing Nalls, Swollen and wealing feet. Blisters and Callous spots Boldevery-vfceaccept any $ub$titutf hasipie Adv. if it Girls wouldn't be prudes wasnt for the fact that they know too much. ie a syrup taken internally for catarrh and headaches. Tastes good. Immediately opens air passages of head and lungs with a soothing, healing sensation. One dose cures woman-hatintracted Ira Lathrop. most headaches in 5 minutes. an old sweetheart bachelor, discovers is a permanent cure for many Annie Gattle, a fellow passenger Malvainly hunts for a preacher among cases of catarrh In head, throat and ory he passengers. Mrs hears stomach. Also cures bronchitis, tonsi-litis- , kittle Jimmies voice Wellington Later she meets Mar to vlrs Whitcomb ReMallory reports colds, coughs and croup kr1e his failure to And a preacher They tailed by dealers, or sent by mall on Jf'cide to pretend a quarrel and Mallory a vacant berth Mrs Jimmie discovreceipt of 50c stamps. Address New Inds ers Wellington on the train Mallory York Drug Concern, New York. Adv. Again makes an unsuccessful hunt for a oreacher Dr Tempe poses as a phvsi-ia- n Mrs Temple U Induced by Mrs The Reason. Sight of Wellington to Bmoke a cigar raises "Why do these reporters give such preacher on a station platform another he takes Mallorys hopes but highly colored accounts of things?" rain Missing hand baggkge compels thee So they will keep on being read 'ouple to borrow from passenger gets a cinder In his eye and Mrs g Jim-nl- a Clergymans testimony. The Rev. Edmund Heslop of Wig-ton- , Pa., suffered from Dropsy for a year. His limbs and feet were swollen and puffed. He had heart flutterwas dizzy ing, and exhausted at the least exertion. Hands and feet were cold and he had such a dragging sensation across the loins that it was limmie gives first aid Coolness is then resumed Still no clergyman More borrowing Dr. Temple puzzled by behavior )f different couples Marjorie's Jealousy iroused by Mallorys baseball Jargon Marjorie suggests wrecking the train in topes that accident will produce a preach-to er Also tries to Induce the conductor hold the train so she can shop Marjorie's log is m'ssing She pulls the cord stopConductor restores dog ping the train ind lovers quarrel. Lathrop wires for a preacher to marry him and Miss Gattle Mallory tells Lathrop of his predicament ind arranges to borrow the preacher itty Lewellyn, former sweetheart of Ma- s llorys appears and arouses Marjorie Preacher boards train After jealousy the Lathrop and Miss Gattle from narring preacher escapes Mallory by leapingmoves noving train Mallorys dejection Marjorie to reconcllatlon The last day m the train brings to Mallory the fear )f missing his transport CHAPTER XXXIV. Especially. Moralist The outsider who buys stocks is a gambler, pure and Blmple. Ticker Especially simple. Judge. These Sympathetic Husbands. "She said I was an old cat! Dont get peeved, dear, you are no kitten. FAMILY OF FIVE All Drank Coffee From Infancy. It is a common thing in this country to see whole families growing up with nervcjps systems weakened by coffeo drinking. That is because many parents do not realize that coffee contains a drug caffeine which causes the trouble. (The same drug ie found in tea.) "There are five children in my family, writes an Iowa mother, all of whom drank coffee from infancy up to two years ago. My husband and I had heart trouble and were advised to quit coffee. We did so and began to use Postum. We new are doing without medicine and are entirely relieved of heart trouble. (Caffeine causes heart trouble when continually used as in coffee drinking ) "Our boy had a weak digestion from birth, and yet always craved and was- - given coffee. When we changed to Postum he liked it and we gave him all he wanted. He has been restored to health by Fostum and still likes it. Name given by Postum Co, Battle Creek, lljch. Write for the little book, The Road to WeUville. Postum comes In two forms: Regular Postum must be boiled. Instant Postum is a Boluble powder. A teaspoonful dissolves quickly In cup of hot water and, with cream and sugar, makes a delicious beverage Instantly. Grocers sell both kinds. "Theres a reason for Postum. elevdn-year-ol- d The Complete Divorcer. The other passengers were growing nervous with their own troubles The next stop was Reno, and In spite of all the wit that Is heaped upon the town, It is a solemn place to those who must go there In purgatorial pen ance for matrimonial eror. Some honest souls regard such as dens of evil, where the wicked make a mockery of the sacrament and assail the foundations of society, by undermining the home. Other equally honest souls, believing that marriage is a human Institution whose mishaps and mistakes should be rectified as far as possible, regard the divorce courts as or cities of refuge for women and men whose lives may be saved from utter ruination by of the Intervention judges But, whichever view Is right, the ordeal by divorce is terrifying enougn to the poor sinners or martyrs who must undergo It. Little Jimmie Wellington turned as he tried to pale, and stammered, ask the conductor casually: "What kind of a place Is that Reno?" cynical The conductor, somewhat difrom close association with the t vorce mill and Its grist, grinned-"Thare leav on what you depends Most folk seem to get lng behind x months " enough of It In about Then he went his way, leaving Wellington red. agape and perplexed lhe trouble with Wellington was that he had brought along what he was leaving behind. Or, as Ashton impudently observed: "You ought to enjoy your residence there. Wellington, with your wife on hand The only repartee that Wellington could think of was a rather uninspired: "You go to "So long as It isnt Reno, laughed, and walked away hand Wedgewood laid a sympathetic on Little Jimmies shoulder, and said: "That Ashton Is no end of a bound ce-emporiums high-minde- d er, whaf jk, M c.rt.v cat over Ashton s head He decided to band It to him anway He loigot that the cardinal rule for repartee, is Better neter than late" As he swung out of the men s room he was buttonholed by an individual new to the little Trans American cols on and One of the sutlers who prosper round the edges of all great enterplses had waylaid him on the way to the battleground of marital freedom 'fhe stranger had got on at an earlier stop and worked his way through the train to the car named Snowdrop Wellington was his first victim here His pushing manner, the almost vulture-llk- e rapacity of hts gleaming eyes, and the very contour of his profile, his palmy gestures, his thick lisp, and everything about him gave Wellington his Immediate pedigree. It 111 behooves Christendom to need reminding that the Jewish race has adorned and still adorns humanity with some of its noblest specimens, but this Interloper was of the type that must have Irritated Voltaire into answering the platitude tbat the Jews are Gods chosen people with that other platitude, Tastes differ" Little Jimmie Wellington, hot in pursuit of Ashton, found himself checked In spite of himself; In spite of himself deposited somehow Into a seat, and In spite of himself confrontwho ed with a curvilinear person, sea- the beech would. copyright bi It $1,-70- No, my son. I should think T Wellington wrote his epitaph in these words: Well, the worst I can say of him is, hes the kind of man that doesn t lift the plug out when hes tbrougn with the basin He liked tbls so well tbat ne wished he had thought of It in time to crack difficult to move. After using Rev. E. Heslop. CHAPTER XXXI - Continued. boieg of Dodd, Mallory put out fits hand: Would Pills the swelling disappearKidney kind be enough to lend me your you He ed and he felt himself again. says ke has been benefited and blessed by razor again this morning? Sure thing, said Ashton. "Youll the use of Dodds Kidney Pills. Several months later he wrote: I have find your blade In the box there." not changed my faith In your remedy Mallory then negotiated the loan of one more fresh shirt from the Engsince the above Statement was authorised. Correspond with Rev. E. Hes- lishman, and a clean collar from Ashton. He rejoiced that the end of the lop about this wonderful remedy. Dodds Kidney Pills, 50c. per box at day would bring him In touch with his own baggage. Four days of forag your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co. Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household Ing on the country was enough for Hints, also music of National Anthem this soldier. Also he felt, now that he and Mar(English and German words) and recipes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent frae. jorie had lived thus long, they could Adv. Burvive somehow till evening brought them tc San Francisco, where there Tree Earns $3,205. were hundred of ministers. And then What Is probably the most valuable the conductor nrttat ruin hla early tree in the world Is an alligator pear morning optimism, though he made tree at Whittier, Cal., which netted his appearance In the washroom with Its owner a profit of $3,205 In one genial good mornings for all. year This tree was planted In 1903 Mallory acknowledged the greeting, and began bearing In Its'fourth year. and asked offhandedly: By the way, sold which 1912 In it bore 3,000 pears, she running? hows for $1,500, while the sale of buds durThe conductor answered even more ing the same year amounted to About two hours late offhandedly: making the total given above. and losin." The tree Is a seedling, the seed havMallory was transfixed with a new ing been planted with a quantity of fear: Good Lord, my transport sails other seed which had been Imported sunrise. Another at presumably from Mexico "Oh, we ought to make 'Frisco by tree which was planted at the same midnight, anyway. time, and which stands close to this "Midnight, and sail at, daylight! phenomenal bearer, has never borne Unless we lose a little more time. more than 50 pears in' a season This Mallory realized that every new day valuable tree Is now protected by managed to create Its own anxieties. high fence built on an octagonal plan. With the regularity of a milkman, to twelve The pears weigh from eight each morning left a fresh crisis on ounces each. his doorstep. Ought To. Top, trees wont grow by the side will they? T ILLUSTRATED PHOT CXiALAPf I SFJCQ. OF THE PLAY AS PRODUCED HENRY W. SAVAGE. There Is no such word as cant to the man In the canning business Address, A S Olmsted, Le Hoy, N T THE SAME T MAME. Sjmp (or Children luflamma-tion.aUs.teething, softens the gums, reduces psin.eures wind code J6c a bottled jr ii a. FROM IflE JV0YL1IZED camp-follower- e said: Excoose, pleass! off at but are you Is Your Body Poisoned? 1 Well kidneys keep the blood free of oric acid, a deadly poison that is constantly forming inside the body Slugghzh kidnevs allow the uric acid to accumulate, causing rheumatic attacks, headache, dizziness, gravel, urinary troubles, weak ees, dropsy, and heart acid poisoning Fw nr "I am, Wellington answered, curtly, essaying to rise, only to be delicately restored to his place with a gesture and a phrase: Then you neet me "Oh, I need you, do I? And who arc you? Who aint I? 1 am Baumann and Blumen. Our cart, pleass." Wellington found a pasteboard in bis hand and read the legend: Mltsm CAS 'Fri This Is KJUXATtei Crt vetK True OLU5 v MO., V.L.DOUGLAS SHOES ttSimua- Mens - Vy do you vant It a cioigyman? Womeisii.M'T U Can't I do It Just as good? (Jr a nice Ml see a, Boys Children 1 SI.60SI.76S2 $2.50 S3 fat alderman can get you?" ims ta now tbs Mallory pondered: "1 dont think lltl UrfMt mkw shed like anything but a clergyman. f U, IS it sad M akoM Veil, Baumann confessed, a lady lafthswMid. Is liable to be particular about her ChrMlO tiylM kituUandshai 1 foist marriage Anyvay sell you de 4r all lUi sis ss sad wideka license. W. L. Douglas shoos art famous All right. iv ary where. Why not give thsm s trial ? lbs value you will rsoelvt Mr. Baumann whipped out a portfor your money will astonish you. folio full of documents, and as be If you would visit our factory, the largest In the world under A searched them, philosophized: one roof, and see bow oarefully W. L. Douglas shoes are made, man ought alvays to carry a good mar you would understand why they are warranted to look better, fit better, riage license It might be he should hold tbeirahne and wear longer than other makes for the price. need it In a hurry He took a large Your dealer with Iron seal from bis and them Don ttakeaaubstilute None genuine without W. L. Dougina stamped the paper and then, with name stamped on bottom. Bhoee sent everywhere, direct from (so-fountain pen poised, pleaded: "Vat la tory, by Parcel free Now pleaBS? te By Natural Reasoning. nature keen student of human must hate written the following. "When you see a joung man sailing down a street shortly after midnight can yov- with his collar crumpled, make up ;our mind that there's a young girl crawling upsta'rs not far distant, wit it her shoes under her arm and an etrUnguisbed lamp lo bet band " eggs j unprofitable. I Very Big Handkerchief Frederick Wile, the author of Poet, pottage the time to begin to save money os your footwear. Write today forllii Uated Catalog showing how to order by mail. W. X DOUOLA8, that much-discusse- TOO A one David of the best known figures in England, tells this story at hls own expense: A man saved some one from drowning and was given a public testimonial. When, after the mayor had sung the mans praises, he was called upon to reply, he said: 'Really, I have done nothing to deserve this reward. I saw the man struggling in the water, and as no one else was near by I saw he would he drowned if I didn't save him. So I Jumped In, swam $o him, turned him over to see that It wasnt and then pulled him out " HAIR CAME OUT IN HANDFULS Man's Interest In 8cience Proved to Be a Good peal Personal. A colored man, having heard of the wonderful powers of the called on a scientist one day for more particulars and said: Say, boss, they tell me there is a machine that will enable one man to look right froo another man. I believe there Is something of that kind," aald the scientist. "Then," said the negro, "If I done had chicken for supper would they be able to see Ct? "No doubt they could," assured his friend. "Well, heres what I done come to ax yuh, said the colored man, looking worried, do you suppose they could get a good enough likeness of de chicken tq enable de ownah to recognize him? in horses ana farm stock. Here's proof. t hsd s hone sprain Ms shontder hr polling, ana ba was so lame b eoelil not carry foot at all. I got a bottts ol your liniment and put it on four ttneg and In throe days he showed no 1mb ness at all. and made a thirty nula trip Fobsr J. jtUnfori, U. fall I I ejudea. For Splint and Thrash I hsro used Sloan's Liniment on a fine mare for aplint and cured her. Tbla makes the third hurae I've cur d. Hava recommended it to my ueigtibora for thrush and they aay it la One. I find it the best Liniment I ever used. I keep on hand your Sure Colic Cure for myself and neighbors, gnd I can certainly recommend It for Colic." x fc imuh, Uciiommeh, Cm. sums LlNIMEHT 1 i is quick, safe remedy for poultry roup, canker and bumble-foo-t. Try Lloyd-Georg- PICTURE Colored Sloan's Liniment is a speedy, reliable remedy for lameness Then He Pulled Him Out. Chancellor Lloyd-Georg- ACCURATE Lameness well-know- n it I I uJ For Roup Cankr "Sloan's Liniment I the spaedtest and surest remedy for poultry roup and canker In all its forms, especially for A Je Spaaid- canker In the windpipe , Joffray, X U, At aU Dealers. 21k, SOe. A $1.00 Slosas Book oa Konoe, Cottio tfofi and Poultry soot froa Addroes DR. EARL S. SIOAN, Inc, Bttston, Pass. Rd I The Wretchedness of Constipation J Can quickly be overcome by LITTLE Last winter my CARTERS Cal. PILLS. LIVER hair began to fall out and later my Purely vegetable scalp began to itch terribly and my -- act surely and hair was full of dandruff. There were gently on the hver. Cure plmplee broke out on my scalp, especially around the edge of my hair. Biliousness, Sometimes I would wake up at night Head- Sir and lie awake an hour or bo' with the ache,Ar Dizzihandout came in hair itching. My tless, and Indigestion. They do their dutyt fuls when I combed it. It was dry and SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICK. lifeless and the dandruff was so thick Genuine must bear Signature it could be plainly seen. I used several different kinds of shampoo and soap but it got worse all the time for five or six months. When I had lost about half of my hair I THE NEW FRENCH REMEDY. N.l N.1 started UBlng Cutlcura Soap and Ointment. In about six weeks my scalp utbamnsss. lost ioo curbs chroml Sreat buccmb, BLOOD Por SLADDKRi DlSBASKB, KtDfcZY, stopped Itching and in two or tbre no. drlkkisiot mail II. post 4 ct1' Film, eithpr KW YOKK ur LYMAN ' POUGCRA CO, W SBFKMANSr months my hair began tr com- 'n TORONTO WRITE FOR Pftffff BOOR TO DR. Ll CLBMP Med Co.HavekstoceKd Hampstead, London, Eno new. My head Is clear ot dandruff TRYNEWDRAOEEITAETET RS8IPORMOE BAST TO TAX now and new hair Is coming in all the time. (Signed) Mrs. W. R. Candlish, see that trade marred word thbrapion is ow APfiXED TO ALL GAhLANSPACEKTto 6SlT.eOVT.STAM? Dec. 10, 1912. Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold HOWARD E. BURTON SAIWsV0 throughout the world. Sample of each HpelnMI pries: Gol4 Silver, Lead,11 11 GoML free, with 32-- Skin Book. Address post- j fillvor, 16c; Gold 60c, Zinc or Copper, Mahtn card Cutlcura, Dept L, Boston.-A- dv. Hughson, THERAPION M THERAPION Rising In Hit Profession. How is your son getting along I mean the musical one, who went to New York city to seek hls fortune? Cut. Ueferenea, uurboneta National Bank. asked the village parson at Hohokus of one of hls parishioners, a widowed Physioal Reason. oso earn t& to 10 dill? wttito I like to argue with a bald man. mother of a family of boys. prupoalUon eas wait all AddrwMB inf .f .thrr r I so?" the WASTERS "Why KLVTLI LO., iNtnee, Fine, sir,' thank you replied ' he hairs. Because cant split old dame. "I had a postal card from rAMHY MRPRIKE PA KAGR SomWrgf him sayln as how be is conductin Lortb five Hhimp for every (DPDitwr of ID family T, 2c No Use. ilampe Hm Pmppij C., SIS now." Friend Why dont you write a sex this paper deeirtegy Indeed, that is excellent news. And A H D Q to boy anything advet work if you want to get on the stage? Used In Its ooiomns ebon Id imist what band is he conducting? upon tosving h at oak or I alt substitutes I Author did. for, wrote they a sextette. refusing "He didnt say, sir, except that it on the Belt Line, somewhere around iHrilTC I, EpE-r- P CAUbno WORMS. the river front is positively One $1 bottle of Wormy, thats whats tbe matter of em. Stomach and In' testlna! worms Neariy as bod as Uiatemper. Cott you too nncto to feed 'em. Look bod are bad Dont physic em to death Cure will remove tbe worms, improve the appetite Spohne Acts on gland and tone cm up all round, and don t physic Full directions with each bottle, and sold by aU druggist. Cos ben, tod, U. S. i SPOHN MEDICAL CO.. Chemists, guaranteed to cure eczema. Itch, ringworm, tetter. Few drops cure colic, One drop cures cramps, dysentery. toothache. One spoonful guaranteed to cure horse colic. Dicolq heals burns, cuts, sores and removes inflammation and swellings Powerful, penetrating, painless Wont blister or remove hair. Retailed by dealers or sent by mail by New York Drug Concern, New YorlLAdv "I had written. Sir, I have the honor to inform you. and so forth ' "It looked good and military to me, but Sergt Mike Drew, when be bad recovered from the shock wept on my shoulder and said: " My boy. dont you know In the army nobody is ever allowed to In You may form a superior officer bave all the information in tbe world, but dont presume to Tnform anybody thats even one Inch over you It will get you in bad Just change that let ter so It will read. 1 bave the honor to report " A sters Men book, Around the Kaiser," tells some excellent stories about a number of Germans. Dr. Paul Ehrlich, the famous scientist, had a habit In his younger days, says Mr. Wile, of collecting any pieces of old linen he found about the house with which to clean hla scientific instruments, his microscopic slides, and shirts and old handso on. Cast-of- f kerchiefs were his specialties, and he used to stuff them all into his capacious pockets bo as to have them handy whenever he required them. ' At a public lecture one hot day Dr. Ehrlich perspired frrely, and, wanting to mop his brow, he put his band Into the nearest pocket and grasped what he thought to be a handkerchief. He tugged and tugged, and It came out and came out until he had Exposed to the full view of his astonished audience a complete nightgown belonging to his wife Pearsons Weekly. side-pock- the names, Ov Bound to come. Sat J. "So the diary Tan on page after page of Initials and abbreviations and single word sentences that I could make neither head nor tall of My dear old diary, in a word, was Greek to me. What a disappointment! Idea Mr. fireproof. Repairs everythin from chins aud enamel ware to team aud automobile radiators. The only thing of Us kind told in America. .Made la Franoe. Tourdealer oraeudlbe. Pot mailed fro. Baltimore, Mid. STANDARD GU K CO. bole agent for United States and Canada. TO INFORM NEVER ALLOWED - 20 ory! And I opened the book to entry after entry like this: To c. Shaw A Sun. Cloudy Half. Ham and Mon. Settled at last Joe cabbage Tues Called on Joe Accounts. Sunfirles Wed At last Eve. papers again, Soup Thurs Took express. Saw L. M Socks. Y. cement, MEMENTO!.. Insoluble ter, steam, add and good-mornin- are infertile, which leaves us Aha. I said to myself, now 1 shall relive vividly again my life of eighteen years ago. What delightful things this dear old diary will call to mem Itself s WATCH HIPCS TANDAR0 station Black Powder Shells A Great Age. What are you working on now? An lantern for policemen. You can project it through a bank wall and see if any burglars are in- The superior shooting of Winchester y Nublack" and New Rival shotgun shells is due to the Winchester method of construction and loading, which has been developed during over forty years of manufacturing in a country where shotgun shooting is a science. Loaded shells that meet the exacting conditions of American sportsmen are sure to satisfy anybody. Try either of these shells and then youll understand. LOOK- FOR TUF, RED W ON THE BOX side. Important to Moth ere Examine carefully every bottle or CASTORLA, a safe and sure remedy for infants antf children, and see that it Bears the Signature of In Use For Over 30' Years. Children Cry for Fletchers Castoria - The henpecked man often takes it out on the employes at the office. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color mors (foods bnuhter and farter colors than anr other dve Ore RIT E FOR FRF-You can dve any garrtent without npping apart. Thus ta ttma. Sold fey Good. package color all fibers. They dve m cold water better than booklet, calendar, blotters, etc MONROE DRLG COMPANY, 10c PARKERS unrarnynra: r EYE toilet preparation of merit Hsipe to eradicate dandruff. I'm A DrsrrMa. Hgaiuytm - For Keetons Color and or Faded Hair, Boouty to Gray foe, and i 00 at Urugymq wuuhi tx r es s j small bov teai-rang-a Wvr irf ' k Vh'jSr; nv other dye. Qs'ncv, 11$,- - .THOMPSONSJfTSSI HAIR BALSAM ehzhhhshehe iwjnrrnbm. i came across an old diary the oth- 1 FTi foment trnn . altimohi. I t waB Alone in MrvsMNS autoimhilc i bla recently "I found that out long ago Col O B. Mitcham. In command of this ar (or tillery divirion sent me a request Information along certain Hues and out I dug out tbe material and wrote a letter in reply which I thought wa to strictly military. I took It down militia at headquarters Drew Sergt. Drew has been a post quartermaster sergeant In the islands, and has had more experience in tbe formality o' one military correspondence than any I know of "Sergt Mike looked at It one sec ond and nearly fainted "Great Scott, be shot at sunrise he gasped, y-uif you sent that along CO, BUFFALO, WM beg-getc- "No matter how much a second lieu tenant In the army may know, be must never presume to Inform bis superior officers." remarked ofa captain the Na in one of the organizations tional Guard of the District Of Colum Representative Sisson of Mississipsalvia his wonted witty way of the currency bill: It Is a disappointment to me as much a disappointment as my diary aClassby I I uri r--: Not so loud!" Mallory whlspeied Baumann put bis finger to his nose, Ret! Estate Agents Barrage Transfer wisely: I see. It Is a confidential marriage. Sit down once." When be had asked Mallory the Baumann $ Blumen necessary questions and taken bis fee, Divorce Outfitters he passed over the document by which the sovereign state of Nevada in jimmy ntmit, Rn, nwuu permitted two souls to be graciously Divorces Secured Notary Public more or less one in the eyes ol made Satisfaction Guaranteed justice of the Peace the law. Here you are, said Mr. Baumann Wellington looked from the crowded Vlt dat you can get married anyvere Divorce card to the zealous face Outfitters, eh? I dont quite get you. In Nevada.1 Mallory realized that Nevada would Veil, In the foist place The foist place, eh? Youre from be a thing of the past in a few hours more and he asked: New York. How did you Its no good In California?" Yes, oritchlnaliy. I Hlmmei, no. In California you hot know It? By my Jeshlonable cloth-ink- ? examined. be and go gotta "Examined! But Mallory gasped, in "Yes, laughed Wellington. dire alarm. you say I need you. How? Mr Vit questions, polssenally," "Veil, you've got maybe some Baumann hastened to explain. some trunks yes? Oh! Yes. In Nevada, Baumann Insinuated, Veil, In the foist place, I am an expressman I deliver em to your still hopeful, I could mary you myself now, right here." address yes? Vere lss It? Could you marry us In tnts amok-- : I haven't got any yet "Also 1 am addressman. Do you lng room? in a cattle car. If you rant 1L vant It a nice hotel? or a fine house? Its not a bad Idea, said Mallory or an apartment? or maybe a boarding-house- ? yes? How long do Ill let you know. Seeing Marjorie coming down the you make a residence? aisle, he hastened to her, and hugged Six months" g with a new confi her No longer? dence 'Not a minute. Dr. and Mrs. Temple, who had reTake a fine bouse, den. 1 got some turned to their berth, witnessed this beauties Just wacated. "For a year? no thanks." greeting with amazement After the All the leases In Reno run for six quarrel of the night before surely some explanation should have been months only. "Well, I'd like to look around a lit- overheard, but the puzzling Maliorys flew to each others arms without a tle first Good. Don't forget us You come moment's delay. The mystery was ex out here for six months You vant citing the passengers to such a point that they were vowing to ask a tew maybe a good quick divorce yes?" Tbfe quickest I can get." questions point blank. Nobody had or quite dared to approach either ot Do you vant It confidential? them, but frank curiosity was prefer very nice and noisy? able to nervoua prostration, and the Whats that? Ve are press agents and also sup- secret could not be kept much longer one Fellow passengers have some rights press agents. Some likes em Vlcn Not even a stranger can be permitted way. some likes em anudder. to outrage their curiosity with tm do you yant It? puDity forever Quick and quiet" (TO IiE CONTINUED "Painless divorce Is our specialty. Point of Military Etiquette That Impressed on Youngsters In the Service. Witt Wtn. U RN CHINA. L ! pi DOANS WJ1V a ' REMEDY GOOD FOR THE CRIP. a, ort mod often prated for death My baU ached constantly and 1 bad t e r rl h painr toy body hroughotit sMy kidney didn't vork t right and I bad gtven o( hope ef recovery when heard ahonl Doan'S hid ney Pill. After1 I had nived one bos threw sway my emu bes and before long i was cured i haven t Buffered ftinoe. (Ut Doaa's at Aar Straw. SOt a Boa lady In She Isnt In Reno and she has never been married, either." This simple statement seemed to astound Mr. Baumann: A betcheller marry a maiden! In Reno! ol, ol. ol! It hasn t been done yet, but It might be " Mallory looked him over and a twinge of distaste disturbed him: "You furnish the license, but er ah Is there any chalice of a clergyman a Christian clergyman being at the R Ramocl D Inshram, U Main Pt Lrwi- 1 Ida too, o enpplwl wuti rb9 tuatio pain Uat I hop bled aruondoncnitrbfls fortwo jroars loonldnt 1 TtUt a Siorv be looked hub' round, and, seeing tbat no one else was near: "1 haven't taken the first step yet Mr. Baumann laved his bands in one another: A betcbelor? Ah. t see you vant to marry a nice divorcee OUT er day. AN IDAHO CASE cense? get-tin- k nor- mal blood filtering action of the kidnevs. 1 his drives out uric acid and ends uric FOSTER-M1L- IT Congressman's Diary, Brought Out a Great DisAfter Lapae of Yea-appointment to Him. disease. Doan's Kidney Pills restore the MAKE TO UNABLE If you torment of thousands. To efjre the daily fectually cure these troubles you must remove the cause. Foley Kidney Pills begin from the first dose, and exlo work for you ert so direct and beneficial an action in the that the pain and torkidneys and bladder ment of kidney trouble soon disappears. OVER pay me an adtence deposit hie jour claim tie miuute de train stops and your own vue uou t know you re divorced "111 think It over, said Wellington, rising with resolution Dont lorget us Baumann and Satisfaction guaranteed or Blumen Avoid your wife refunded suosti toots And then, seeing mat ne couia nol extract any casn Irom Lame Jim nue, Mr Baumann descended upon Mallory, wno was Jost nnisnmg ms snave Laying nis band on Mauory arm, he began fan t tit you out "Excoose, pleass ut a nice divorce? "Divorce me! that good. laugbed Mallory at the vision oi il Then a sudden idea struck mm It took to gieut genius to see that Mr Baumanr was not a clergvniau, hut there wi'e other marrlers to he had You doit pertorm marriages, do you" be asked Mr drew himself up Who say I dont? Ain t 1 a justice of the peaces? Mallory put out his hand In wei come then a new anxiety chilled him He had a license tor Chicago but Chicago was lar away "Do I need a license In Nevada ' "Why shouldn't you? said Mr llau mann "Don't all sorts oi things got to have a license in Nevada, saloons, husbands, dogs " "How could 1 get one" Mallory asked aa be uent on dressing Ain't I got a few vit me? Do you It vant to get a nice t wind, fcvmkiet fre bONSCOTru,.X. W. N. U, Salt Lake City, No. TTrCTTBreS 'm'uist be 'kepi" fritm touching any object by supporting it in a aim. 4 Luw hlmsvlf during a ( WATER JOHN UIHUEPMIX |
