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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, MON DAY MORNING, OCTOBER r.-? j 4 t urn? i Ma aa.,1 v Ml tr is nan Uka Trfcuna PuMtahtns I ilf - rtffeur;?rcefe& caawnr r-- w i iKr ui af a3HBa .'i hi i i i I mmi ),, nAatAtflfta Sell take Ott M MM tlaaa winf. in T At ,v .y'. PublicPulse i' FORUM I I RS :. Monday Morning, October 33. ,. Vj, OF HYPOCRISY G. and has twice in his messages to Republican legislatures recommended that judges be selected on a nonpartisan ticket.' But the recommendations have not been converted into law. The people may. however, to a limited extent, treat the Judiciary aa nonpartisan by simply distributing their votes for the six district judges over the twelve candidates. The same may be done with the can- ninates ior tne supreme oench, hav ing regard for the fact that two candidates are opposed for the ten-feterm and two for the taw-yeterm The candidates for the Two different terms cannot be interchanged. The voters may also vote for any four out of the eight candidates for the city bench. The same principle should control as to the state superintendent of public instruction, the district and county attorneys Thus, by ignoring parties In their selection of Judges, the voter may achieve. In a measure, a nonpartisan choice. True, it is rather bipartisan man nopartlsan. A strictly nonpartisan ticket would call for men selected, not because of any political consideration, but because of outstanding ability alone. 0. K By Reuben ritoka I was also a witness of tlte grand old party's convention in Ogdett, August 13, and I think they have a wonderful lot of gall to talk about prohibition and "Al" Smith. Whatever are "Al" Smith's faults, lie certainly is no liypocrlte. If there waa ' anything wetter than the Republican state convention, It must be the At lanttc ocean: the bellhops at the leading hotel of Ogden can swear to that. It took a small truck to haul out the "empties." Then the monumental gall of the keynoter who razzed "A" for threat ening to nullify the constitution by popular vote of the states. In the face of all the nullifying that the delegates did the night before. No wonder the feeble applause that was given to the "Howelllng" keynoter, (or the delegates must nave felt in their heart that they were wrong In fact, a delegate from Park City. who sat next to me, and whose breath smelled like a barrel of moonshine got up with a disgusted look and left the hall. But here comes the real funny The part of the two conventions. Democratic convention was for wet "Al" Smith, heart and soul, and If there was any "ticker" with the delegates, it was certainly kept under cover, and their convention was a model of sobriety. The "hokum" that Mabel Talker Willebrandt and other Republican office holders are peddling, together with the fact that the American people hate and despise hypocrisy is sure to contribute more to the election of New York's famous governor than anything else. Eight years of doing nothing and then they want another chance to give the American people four years more of the same Coolldge-Hoovdo nothing vetoclng obstructing policy. Are the people of Utah a bunch of boobs? uirr Situation. jtu m Bv 0. O. M'INTYRK NEW YORK. Oct. at i Diary of a upstairs flats spangled with manyso hued lights. No people can get much out of a fete as the Italians. -- 21. any higher form of amusement than modern Pepys: Out In a flood of sun- ' nmmuiiw mom to Tba forum man tMt indulged In by the African- ne- shine and espied Monta Bell, the not aacaod SM word, aad matt gro or Australian bushmau in their aaa aioa ml Iba taoa' Ma in the avenue dancing until they are utterly ex- cinema director, af tha writer mil t Sisa aad)aaaddreaa Do not the onlookers of crowds, but after a block chase he hausted? arrtdoaaea of a aad faitn la when tha r.t., ( the American dance receive the same had vanished. So talked to Marie Mpattaat matter, ' aVMNWMtial rcaaaoa for oat diacloalnc mental result as the onlookers of this Dressier, the play actress, who told idnnil. to tha pablu tha aaata will bt entertainment which has Just closed? of her great love for California. withheld ao roaoaal aad initial, ft a To lunch with Hamlsh and Almee aatB St ataaaa aabatiioted aa dealrad Summing It all up, didn't the Bat letter, aiaoed with tha aaaaaaNfM pleasure or Interest that captivated McLaurln, who had been hibernating wriu, will be alien tba prefereare. come in seeing the in Honolulu, and nobody seems to rethe onlookers sjawameaa eamanaateattan, will aat be u ,iiie red physical exhaustion and the strain main in New York any more save for Beiu aad porllsaa dla eoaelana aea barred which was manifest in the faces and a short visit. And stood fascinated actions of the participants? Could on a corner for a half hour watching bolts. it he railed a high form of amuse riveters pitch and toss red-hNatural Gat Urged; Home and labored until the light ment wherein a healthy Individual with my Opposition Scored receives entertainment or pleasure in grew grumpily and walked the physical collapse of a less for- dog, meeting a venerable cabman, for fare not a had said who he tunate had brother? Editor The Tribune: Natural gas three days. But what he charged me FRANK HANSEN. is the cleanest, the hottest, the for a drive around Central park cheapest and the most healthful fuel probably made up the deficit. Then we can get: it is offered to us on a Pound Master Gets to a birthday dinner for Roy Hownor expected platter, not one asked Dog Owner's Ire Up ard's mother on the St. Regis roof. to put up a cent ' ,. And to bed. , we have eaten and breathed coal Editor The Tribune: A little more Beyond 110th street on First avedust and coal smoke long enough, the mos opulent nue there stretches man's best his friend, dog. Re and paid dearly for doing so. It ruins about our health and our temper. With cently my dog was poisoned by some of the city's little Italies. extending Italian quarter natural gas thousands of Utah peo- human rat, that probably thinks he to 125th street. The is the last stand of ple who have left here will return belongs to the human race, but Isn't springing up there up to the standard of man or dog. A wealthy Italians before spreading to home to stay. party that sneaks around to the cover private mansions and tony ' apartwith natural gas we will have real of darkness, depositing poisoned food ments. prosperity, not a myth. It will stimHere are vegetable, olive oil and ulate manufacturing to such an ex- on lawns for dumb animals, has no tent that we will have a payroll respect for his fellow man, or family, spaghetti merchants, most of whom child runs an equal chance are prosperous. Few vendettas ana greater than any of us have the as a small getting the poison with the dog. It mysterious throat slittings, often faintest idea of today. You cant build a manufacturing is very near impossible, for the police. marking Italian neighborhoods, are to catch such a rat, as it takes such vecorded. Conversation Is mostly in community on high priced fuel. Mr. Raddatz did not promise any- a little time for '.he poisoner to do it English. The pronounced poverty of the My dog was found dead on the thing, he merely said he was conIn Mulberry Bend is templating the building of a smoke- street and hauled to the city dump newly arrived less fuel plant. If one he said was now for burial, which was the proper missing. The big step In Americanibeen achieved. Frequent being built in N. D. was a success. thing to do. But when a dog is zation has beMr. Roberts said he would build a round with his tax tag on, seems to fete days are colorful, the streets me be a small favor to ing arched with decorations and the like it would, indiwhich demonstrating plant, cates that he does not yet know ask of the dog department to notify whether his process is a success; they the owner of said dog being found control; It makes slow headway, both hoped the cost of smokeless fuel dead. while here It Is nothing unusual that Probably the help ot the dog de- a house burns up in a few minutes. would not be higher than smoky fuel; in so If think be. partment they put Poor building ordinances, fire trap although many Intimate tt will Such vague statements are not wor- much time per day, why worry about architects and fire trap contractors tne tne tax owner, who that pays belittle of and dog consideration, to blame for this terrible are thy furnishes them with employment. statemostly those who make them. of affairs. The average citizen Ninety per cent of the people (not does the worry act, and advertises, takes it for granted that our way Is counting Mr. Raddatz and Mr. Cam- -' besides burning up gas for days and the only way houses are built eron, another coal man) want natu- - months, looking for his dog, which he The fire demon surely must smile ral gas. Do we get it, and become a values next to rus iamiiy. a man works In a flrtproof office, I have also noticed when said tax stores his to we or are progressive community, goods In a fireproof ware- Is Is an it matter due. for them easy a selfish be "eternally damned" by nouse, out. goes to oea wiui ius wue little bunch of dictators who assume to notify the owner of the dog to pay and children in a flretrap and sleeps A WILLING TAXPAYER. the authority to say who shall and above a furnace. the other fellows' house who shall not come here? It is if Seems at There's Nothing that Is always Salt Lake's territory Is the richest going to burn what fools we In raw material resources of any spot Left but Say Farewells mortals be. FIRE PREVENTION. on earth. However, the people as a After the game is over, whole get too little benefit. Natural After the shouting is done, Editor Tribune: After reading the gas will open the way for a greater The date that grates on me growth and a better distribution of comments in the Forum for the last Is the girl who says: "Which this great wealth. eight days and noting some ot the T comments of the "thinking citizens won?"J W E. HUBBARD. of Salt Lake upon prohibition, us en worse Is the wise guy far But and forcement, capital punishment Female Scorns - ot . d 1i,n,j,ill,1, How to Keep Well The underworld order. "Take him for a ride!" grips gangland In a white faced terror. The victim vanishes. The prlx fixe for a 'ride" Is down, the other half when the "ride" is finished. 4 , j er a wrH-ka- clals of the Gem state show that the progress in education being TN THE face of a generally dry made in Utah is observed in oth season in the state as a whole, er , states, and those comments will be appreciated by those in the city of Salt Lake has come charge of the Utah school resortthrough the year without system. . , au m ing to unusual restrictions in the Air. ''wi use of water. While the situation was somewhat precarious at HPHE meteorolo- government FOR BAMBERGER the close of summer, subsequent gist, Mr. J. Cecil Alter, la storms apparently have affordBy T. C. Winn ed the necessary relief to pre- making an extensive and deThe radio is a wonderful contrapvent a water shortage during tailed Investigation of air pollution. Farmers have received more the year. first-han- d tion, due to particles of foreign information during the Nevertheless, the situation was matter in the He three weeks about how their past atmosphere. sufficiently critical to warrant problem will be solved than to as earnest thought on the part of reports that on September 8 many years previously. Most active so or were an 33,000 there the city authorities regarding in disseminating this information is particles the Junior senator from Utah. Twelve increased water supply for fu- of foreign matter per cubic foot years to the senate has established ture years. Several proposals for In and about and above Salt Senator King as a leader among his betterment have been discussed Lake. win is line and a convincing orator. gentleman We feel The report for October 8 will during the past twelve months, sure he must exercise a tremendous but as yet no program of action be awaited with Interest, but the innuence upon his less gifted assohas been announced. peak In air pollution may be ex ciates in the senate. But can we farmers consistently About a year ago there was pected about November 8. voUforhlm? If returned to the sensome activity In the matter of No doubt Mr. Alter's report for ate, would his great Influence, his obtaining water from the Echo October will show a great inmatchless oratory and his irresistithe crease in the number of foreign ble good fellowship be used In the reservoir, but apparently furtherance of our interests, or would subject has been dormant for particles over the count for Septhey be exercised in opposition to the several months. The city engi- tember. This may be explained gallant fight of our friends to restore neer has recommended storage by reason of the fact that such 'equality to agriculture"? or five years the farm problem facilities In Big Cottonwood can- Issues as the Smith stand on has been actively before congress. yon, but the feasibility and cost immigration and the Hoover atAgricultural leaders have agreed on of the project have been ques- titude on tariff have been kickthe McNary-Hauge- n bill as the type tioned. Also there has been ing up more dust since the Sep-teof legislation giving the best promof ise our be r report. solving some discussion of the use of problem and have worked untiringly to effect Its enactwaters of Little Cottonwood, but Then, too, there has been a ment Into law. Senator King has this development is in question smoke screen laid down by po been outspoken to his opposition to NONPARTISAN. this measure and voted against It pending the result of litigation litical leaders. So many elements when under consideration in the senlike liquor, religion, farm relief which is under way. By Henry D. Moyle ate. To return him to the senate now Some months ago Mayor Bow- and countless others have beThe judiciary is the orphan of a would seem to vindicate his attitude Husky laws in general, I am beginning to see man designated a committee of come component particles of the campaign. Between elections, news- toward this legislation and would Walk Just why most of the Intelligent and Those to Too Lazy and orators utter in papers him me'a of platitudes Justify continuation wauntil clouded opsubstantial citizens have removed to atmosphere engineers to study the local about the being the bul- position to the farmers' program. California. ter situation and supply, with a teorologists and others no doubt wark of ourJudiciary Editor The Tribune : What kind of liberties; between camSenator King In this Opposing Some bright pupil of your Forum view to outlining a program of will find millions Instead of paigns people condemn the tardy adhot house creatures live on the Third column will election Is Ernest Bamberger, a busiprobably rise to remark, or ministration ness avenue of matmaladministration man carllne that of unquestioned ability, they "If you don't like our people, why anyway, development, but the committee mere thousands of atomic lustlce sometimes to one from block on walk cannot State as record irresponsibility. definitely favoring the don t you get out? has not yet submitted a report. ter swirling and milling around, But at election everyone forgets, farmers' bill from the and Main? If they are too darn lazy to I don't aad I shall While the good fortune enjoyed getting into the nostrils, the amid the nolae of the national, state with him on his party beginning, are Don walk that short distance, they are ticket M. J. STEVENS. county tickets, that there is such B. Colton and E, O. Leather-wooJust the ones that ought to be made by the city In water supply for lungs and the ears of everybody aandthing as a judicial ticket. Gov- seeking reelection. Both of these to do it, to get a little exercise and who braves the Loss great open continued be the past year may Fire Blamed ernor Smith recognised this to the have consistently sup- have a little pep Injected Into their another year or two, the demand spaces In search of fresh ahv extent of advocating that the Judi- congressmen On Poor Dwellings bill from sluggish veins. ported the McNary-Hauge- n is increasing each year with the Heating and ventilating engi- ciary for the state of New York be Its first apiiearance in congress. What kind of pioneers wouW they selected In off years. Farmers must support their friends have made? And why not let some growth of the population, and neers are said to be back of the Editor The Tribune: We have just The judiciary should be nonparti- in if they hope to get results. of the State street merchants have observed Fire Prevention week a some comprehensive plan of de- Investigation. They selected an san. It has no more to do with the 'Nufpontics ' some of their trade If they find it imsed out of political policies than great idea and with the average man to struggle over to Main? velopment should be outlined at anoroDriate time of the vear. for working possible and woman, that's that and we go school boards. Governor Dern. "Have you a clgaret llghterf. politicians and voters alike are the Why, I live more than ten blocks on in the same old way, burning peothe earliest possible date. while In the senate, sponsored a bill "No. ail same the If from a street had I and car, they're weight," away heated up at the present time to make the to death at the rate of 10,000 Sewanee Mountain Goat a dollar for every time I have walked ple and the ventilation of ideas ho JIHt:iaM-nMaii- i Judiciary nonpartisan. every year. Think of it, 10,000, most School Progreac, a this and carried fat distance, r baby, Our a.i I raataiitii. ly women and little children. doubt has contributed much toand parcels galore. I would be a rich direct loss over $500,000,000 CTATISTICS given by speakers ward the subject under the woman. Get out and walk a little, withoutproperty counting the additional loss " folks, and you will lose your jaun- of Increased at the meetings of the Insti- microscopic probe. Insurance rates, paid as diced view of things. a If by everybody, running into It It is quite likely that penalty tute of south central Idaho HUSKY FEMALE. T the millions, because of these outBy DR. W. A. EVANS takes as long to count the parteachers at Twin Falls last week rageous averages, saying nothing Draw What Crowds ticles of foreign matter in tba about the inconveniences and loss of UIItSMiiniiaSSSIilSSSSSMSMIMMSaiilSlSllIl1IfSSSSIUIUlli should be a source of gratifica- air as it does to count the balrunning Into other millions. To Marathon Dance? time WftrUENZA STILL BAFFLES Some tried fumigation and disintion and pride to Utahns in gen- lots, the November We Americans have the reputation may report T5 SCIENCE, some vaccines. Is probfection; It among civilized people of being the eral. be late. However, this inconTen years ago we were In the able that nothing was of great serEditor The' Tribune: Now the most wasteful, reference Comparative costs to the gen- venience will be more than off- midst of the pandemic of influenza, vice. Jordon of the University of marathon dance is a thing of the generally to food having and clothes, and was to It first heard it occurred school of in has the of vaccines eral public the syspatrons, that is true; but this Is more Europe in Chicago thought proved a past, set by the clearing of the atmosthe spring. Just when and where it slender reed on which to lean. No or Individuals, most interested to maybe than waste, this is criminal waste. tems of Utah and Idaho were phere Immediately after elec- appeared and whence it came are one has claimed that there was any this strange amusement what it realEurope has many more people and brought up at those meetings by tion, and the probable return to matters of conjecture. By the last support from any other road. ly was that so held their attention, houses than United States, but their W. D. Vincent, Idaho state comAs the epidemic was ending in that created that desire to go back tire loss is very small compared with the summer minimum per cubic of August it had reached the United States, being reported first from Bos- Massachusetts. Health Commission missioner of education; R E foot again and again to witness the self ours, . er Kelly of that state advised Health same entertainment? Was there anv ton, the middle of September It We are told to clean up our premBy of the Shepherd, president r was to the military camps of the Commissioner Robertson of Chicago demonstration of skill involved, self ises and be careful with matches, etc. Idaho chamber of commerce, to to care middle or of take the sick west, intellectual it did organize is very good, but the Euronot which developdevelopment apthough Merchant Styt JDown. and others, Ii waa anown, acpear to the near-b- y cities until after and dead All efforts at prevention ment, made a part In the contest? peans have as much or more rubbish he had found futile. As the epidemic . Some good patrons considered It as laying around and are just as careof October. By Thanksgivcording to press reports of the nnHK wanton snooting of WU- - the Itfirst ing had swept across the continent at Great Lakes ended, Surgeon Lake high a form of amusement or recrea- less about smoking and matches as meetings, that the comparative of that place advised the Illinois tion as either baseball or football, but we are. Why, then, this terrible diffrom east to west. Before the end Ham T. Jackson, president cost of educating a student in of the year the islands left by the commission that no preventive pro- the courage, skill and mental and ference. wave had been covered cedure had helped there. Idaho is $104 per year, while the of the Standard Meat Markets, I will tell you they do not build physical development that is demonstrated in these two wholesome houses like we do. If a fire starts, it coat In Utah was given as $70 Saturday night may be accepted by secondary waves. Between wave the last and its sports is entirely lacking here. Is It is generally possible to get it under It seems probable that nothing per year. Other statistics given as proof of the fact that ban- done in the way of prevention was predecessor twenty --seven yean inshowed that Utah 'has only dits continue to of any service. Many quarantine tervened. Between the waves of the MMlllSIIaTagMellaMMMMIIiaSIM prowl around procedures of one sort or another seventies twenty one-roo- m schools, while the streets of Salt Lake and and that of the nineties, were tried. Many methods of limitJ that Idaho was reported as having contacts were made use of. Some eighteen years had intervened. Ten ing Mr. Is no from man attack. safe 669 such schools. places let business proceed as usual of the years of this intervening period to moat lines. Others tried out all have passed. Another pandemic will Citizens of Utah have long Jackson Is a prosperous, well-to-sorts of prohibitions and limitations. come in somewhere between five and been proud of their school syse "LIBRA." merchant of the Capital City Some tried By MARY BLAKE. years. What have we aa masking the general pop- twenty-fivtem. Records In the office of by way of getting ready for the was clearing up his business ulation; some limited masks to the done and ssaiaaaasesaamuauutsssasa in iiiansasistnssaaswnmsissiiiinin John E. Holden, state auditor, for the week when attacked sick and to hospital groups; some inevitable? denotes by did not use masking at all. If a wave similar to that of 1918 j Your horoscope that the great and the good; you will fill show that the larger part of the He had no opporwere m Man hiuuuu uie wrjria to- Thursdays are your best days, and your niche and' accomplish your footpads. each dollar of state taxes colmorrow it would find skirmish lines the hours most propitious today for task : you will appreciate earth's to defend himself. He lfittsiHMaissinnassmnaaasaia, new enterprise are from 9 15 a. m. beauty, and will be a student of naa and lected each year is expended for tunity for notification machinery was shot down because he failed I i This world-wid- e enterprise Is one of to 11:52 a m., for correspondence ture. You will elbow your way education. For seven years past to the order "Shell to out" the gains the world war has brought. from 1:45 p. m. to 3:33 p. m and for through the world, giving and reobey Dr. c. N Jensen, state superinBut beyond that we are Just exactly social activities from 6:35 p. m. to ceiving as little offense as possible. enough for the robbers. tendent of public instruction, quickly where we were to 1118. No research 9:38 p. m. The danger hours are Successful people born today: This town needs a drastic clean work has revealed anything. No from noon to 1:15 p. m. and from Alexander W. Thayner, author. and his associates have labored before winter closes down up ing 4:30 measures m. 5:08 to administrative m. have been V p. p. Leopold Damrosch, mustetsa. to bring and keep Utah among or such murderous attacks will The astrological signs for today are developed. As far as we can see, James A. Gary, merchant. the foremost states of the union become of in October, 1928. we would take a favorable for those who are anxious Annie Louise Cary, singer. occurrence. nightly of influenza lying down. to promulgate new plans. They will from an educational standpoint The pandemic Theodore S Woolsey, professor at ot Salt Lake are enpeople 1918. we as In did be obJust received with enthusiasm, and Yale. How well they have succeeded Is titled to the protection for stacles will be surmountable if a Sarah Bernhardt, actress. indicated not only by the ctatjs- - which TAKINC little MINERAL OIL. taxes. determined and Let effort the patience pay they ties given at the meetings of the authorities see Is used, (Copyright, 1938, by ffie Bell SyndiO. F. M. writes: I saw your that they get It cate. Inc.) Children born today will have Idaho teachers, but also by reto taJce atrar. with mttwal nil I had the same trouble as your winds which are rather stow to their A Pennsylvania legislator and ports made by educators from hot their reasoning powers correspondent I asked a friend, who actions various sections of the country, a Philadelphia police captain I knew was an oil fiend, if he still wU"l have depth to them. They will and by the number of requests have been convicted of conspirb oil. took He said he took a dose average students, showing ability along mathematical lines. They will every night and had no trouble. they receive from educators of acy, bribery and extortion. Tally considerable perseverance, have j LAaoK AND to me occurred It that taking it other states for Information re- one for the blind lady who Is (insMem. at night was the proper thing to do " today is your birthday, you pos- Careral, Traatw-octavarious to methods in hold used scales of the garding Uaaraatwsd Si rata at Na nave tried it and it works like a fss qualities wnicn are essential to supposed m Additional Utah. charm. Taking the oil during the those who are seeking material and lustlce. Two years ago a survey of day tends to hasten the movement social advancement. Your ready wit, FURNITURE of the oil so that it does not operate your sociability, and your goro Bat The political prophets conUtah's school system was made ture assure you the good will and as it should. . tinue to the straw with struggle by a staff of federal experts, and I am 51 years old. . . f- friendship of many. STORAGE m while there were things found ballots and the presidential psjsj understanduig PALPITATING HkUstT. heart and your understanding mind, which called for criticism from campaign in general, but thetr V. V. M writes: I am over 11 yea see stae te see the b! m oth- those making the survey. User concluslons do not appear to be last eta Hd to stimulate them to do their of age and for the years PACKING v. many ethers whieh drew conclusive. months I have been troubled with beat You always receive the cheer-M- i A call fraaa roaa will tp artnf oaar '- afM pBH eooperation of your heart. It has frequent skipping words of commendation. my Utah twewAiitiia, who win tisT raw leaa Herbert Hoover Is to speak In o the beats; also it is palpitating associates You are their but leader, it will seat to hit par a i rr (ooda school districts as a rule are well New York not their ksen .. mostly after a meal or play is tonight and Governor I 8HIPP1TO You Precinct Oommltteewornan equipped wnh school buildings Smith will appear in Boston on he Mrs. any sign of heart disease? possess very rare family Em Pa&h of being able to renounce your in- - I la our roaooitaatofl ran will aaaa aloud at Ftptown REPLY which are modem and progrea--s. The climax is ap- - last night. spoke Thursday. to dividual! see with of kill "Well. I another's eyes. the heart ty. may Palpitation " expenditures are mad tm stopped ; a couple o strangers an I vuz fnear heart disease It mar be the result to hear with another s ears The ttw budget system, and the proaching. REDMAN FTEEPROOF b an hour irtttJn' mv rar started Of nervousness, or of introspection stars do not indicate a golden sue : Ibere will be no lack of turma ')(ttnl dst scholar.:; agin, said Ike Soles last nijtht when or ortoo much smoking, or something cess lor you. but they augur many STORAGE CO. ' sdrt wife his of It mean achievements that nothing may hopped ail o'er him tamed ft Mgh. aaSaBlaTw Sw3arSwaHi key for Thanksgiving this year ' latt You what Iswet! St decide will lovt much be and :' your physician Comments made by the offl- - Oat with their guilty head! bv manv. you will be respected by means in your rase (Copyright John F Dtlle Co t Um k issiusasisasiisassiliiiasssuiiaiiitatitiiiuiiiitiaiaisussawpj l UtiMltlllilllllMUMMUUltllfiaiillllt(MII(iiiIIUIIIIiHlllUltIi. Thia column U pm t anyone Mtrning his own nam and ail within Hi' drraa and of political diamaaion In word. Any rommanlralion in exrraa of ISO words will bo rejected. The Tribune does not Mibvrlhr to or support the views ciprrcsed In letters to this '."''"''. Horse Sense and Satire j i m i,i 8unaT, eoa .a- ' IMM . and Sundar. M 10 M month .The aboro raaea spall Id Utah. idabo. Nevada ana Wiooinu to Uw United State. Uailj and Sunday, on month ...ftJS Tba TribUBo U ss aala la trarr important city la Um Oaltao' Stataa. lUadera mj aacmaia aaanta la an a clt oy tfUPfaonlni tnla etnoa HE BBBBBI fRBn aaeiu-ajTha Trtaun la a main bat of tha AjaodaUd acutlad to tba uaa lor rapraduetlM ot au nawa dUMtclwa cradlud to tt or not lliainlae oradltad la thia papar, and aaao tha local aawa puWahod haratn. Tha Tribaaa la a charter atambaf o tha Audit Suraau of ClmdaUona. Tha Trlbnna la a TaaaibfT ot' Tba ietipr Oroap of Amarican dftfaa. Tha & C BaekwTth SpMiaTAaanra. aantarn advartlalaa ESSE Na York. MBK Co . Pacific Atlanta. It C Maataaaa P'.n. Otaeaso. It Unila. Datratt Ka.waa nual tapiaaaatatlaa. Ban Pranelaeo. Lo Aoaalaa. aula. Portland. Pwaln bufoaoa af Information at Tha Trlbuna ara: Mo. ( Rutr Carlo, Parla Vrinim 13.1 Pall Mall. London. Enalwdi 1 Uolar Dan Uadan. Barlln. Oe man . Bxealator Hotel. Dali? and " ' ' isssiusisisiidimsssiisassissssissssiMiiiissssisiisisissassMasiiiiiiHsia 'itiiiiiiiiiiitiitmiiiiiiiitiiiHBiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiraii)i . 22, 1028. j - ignS east-to-we- st SSOO-one- -half In other days a command to murder was "Put him on a boat!" Among term vicious killers the unrefined "murder" Is never employed. Oh. yes, in the night clubs the scamps who prey on women are called "wolf men." And ladles who vice versa are 'cobras." And how they coil! e; e gentleman signing himself Otto Daad Tennet wires collect his names are the same spelled backward, and Inquires the price for broadcasting No charge and we this sensation. hope It helps In a big way. But If anything else develops concerning it we shall expect Mr. Tennet to pay telegraph charges. We didn't marry Into a telegraph ' family. e We have a dirty notion to telegraph Mr. Tennet collect that Otto F16to, the sporting writer, has four O's in his name. e.y.a It Just came to me this morning that those fellows who corner you, hold io your coat lapel and punctuate their talk with 'I mean" never have anything Important to say. Aad I have been listening to them earnestly for years. A Out of town correspondents continually flatter us with intimations of our sophistication. They seem to picture us in doublet and hose, vaulting to the top of a tavern table nightly to lead in a drinking song. As a matter of fact, it was only last night we discovered you can get Into any night club without one of those carefully numbered membership cards they send out x. e'e For the dull witted, patience and time are reoulred to get the hang of things in this galloping metropolis. People never suspect our innocence. We live In dread of the day someone will sneak up and whisper the awful facts of life In our ear, just to see us swoon. (Copyright. 1928, by the McNaught Syndicate, Inc.) BARGAINS (I'd kill the When I tell him I've had a hair- Pr jces cut. Pipes un and says: "Which WUI Be Reduced an each of these houiei one?" $25 EVERY DAY Wash. Cougar's Paw. UNTIL SOLO s Observations I SUBMIT YOUR BID By MEDBURY 3 LOOK THEM UP TODAY ! S ajissiiiitsisissisaaassuisaBtiiiiSia . MAYBE I'M WRONG. Today rrica ,, UZ-1- and 4 tth E. US-I- S new brick doable hodsSouta, MM 4M University Street, modern brick St h South, US bungalow ISTS 8. W. Temple, e. , 1st Avonue, Duplex Block. 15400 4S0 FEMININE DUMBBELLS. The woman who took her car into a garage to have a short-circu- it lengthened. MM a UNPOPULAR SONGS. She was only a bootlegger's daughter, but he had a case on her. brick rick STOP, LOOK AND LISTEN. This is a modern age. The hand writing on the wall Is now done with a typewriter. M4 8. S3 tad cottage Lay ton, SIM brick West, TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. If music soothes the savage beast. then tramps should start singing to bulldogs. ', Valencia Apt., SM E. Sth South. S vrrillo a mortem ((. newly decorated and painted. Cloae in Income property ., S21.M0 pedestrian is a motorist on foot. Will be reduced 1106 a day until told. Will take soma : e" trad. a' s VITAL STATISTICS. According to some religions, death doesn't end everything, but It certainly skips a lot Convenient Terms Arranged Real Estate Dept. : Central Trust Co. OCR OWN VAUDEVILLE. Tourist Do you like Pittsburgh? Native It soots me. (Copyright 1938. King Features t. Syndicate.), L Phone Wasatch 415. 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