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Show Mrs. groom said to the bride tnen he at the Temple shuddered lowered his voice and diagramed the thought, but Wellington drew himseJ up majestically and called out: story on his fingers. Like second one better, eh? 1 Mrs. Temple was still shaking with, s; mpathetlc laughter, never dreaming suppozhe its the same way with what her husband was laughing at. husbandsh." Then he stalked back to the smokShe turned to Mrs. Whitcomb, but Mrs. Whitcomb was still glaring At ing room, feeling that he had annihiMrs. Wellington, who was still wit-in-g lated his wife, but knowing from exwith flying fingers and underscor- perience that she always had a comeback. He knew it would be good, but J ing every other word. Some people seem to think they he was afraid to hear it. He rolled own the train, Mrs. Whitcomb raged. into the smoking room, and sprawling That creature has been at the writ- across Doctor Temple's shoulders, a ing desk an hour. The worst of ' it is. dragged him from the midst of I'm sure shes writing to my hus- highly Improper 6tory with alarming news. SERIAL STORY Could Hardly Care for Children Finds , Health in Lydia E. Pinkhams VegI etable Compound. band. Bovina Center, N. Y. For six years I have not had as good health as I have now. I was very young when my first baby was born and my health wa3 very bad after that was not regular and I had pains in my back and was so poorly that I could hardly take care of my two children. I doctored with several doctors but got no better. They told me there was no help without an operation. I have used Lydia E. Pinkhama Vegetable Compound and it has helped me wonderfully. I do most of my own work now and take care of my children. I recommend yom remedies to all suffering women. Mrs. Willard A. Graham, Care of Elsworth Tuttle, Bovina Center, N.Y. Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Com- made from native roots and contains no narcotics or harmful drugs, and today holds the record of being the moet successful remedy we know for womans ills. If you need such a medicine why dont you try it ? u Lieut. Harry Mallory Is ordered to the He and Marjorie Newton Philippines. decide to elope, but wreck of taxicab prevents their seeing minister on the way to the train. Transcontinental train Is taklively ing on passengers. Porter has a Lath-rotime with an Englishman and Ira a Yankee business man. The elopers have an exciting time getting to the train. Little Jimmie 'Wellington, bound for Reno to get a divorce, boards train In maudlin condition. Later Mrs. Jimmie appears. She Is also bound for Reno with same object. Likewise Mrs. Sammy Whitcomb. Latter blames Mrs. Jlrailtfd for her marital troubles. Classmate of Mallory decorate bridal berth. Rev. and Mrs. Temple start on a vacation. They decide to cut loose and Temple removes evidence of his calling. Marjorie decides to let Mallory proceed alone, but train starts while they are lost In farewell. Passengers Join Mallory's classmates In giving couple wedding hazing. Marjorie Is distracted. Ira Lathrop, woman-hatin- g bachelor, discovers an old sweetheart. Anne Gattle. a fellow passenger. Mallory vainly hunts for a preacher among the passengers. Mrs. Wellington hears Little Jimmies voice. Later she meets Mrs. Whitcomb. Mallory reports to Marjorie his failure to find a preacher. They decide to pretend a quarrel and Mallory finds a vacant berth. Mrs. Jimmie discovers Wellington on the train. Mallory again makes an unsuccessful hunt for a preacher. Dr. Temple poses as a physician. p, If you have the slightest doubt that Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegeta- ble Compound will help you,write to Lydia E.Pinkham MediciueCo. (confidential) Lynn.Mass., for advice. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman, and held in strict confidence. The bitter things we leave unsaid will never return to trouble us. Soothing Syrnp for Children teething, softens the gams, reduces Inflammation, allays pain, cures wind colica&c a bottlsAe True happiness consists not In the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. Doctor Johnson. Of Course. Aeroplanes are very expensive are they not? "Well, naturally, they come high. Exactly, "That was a very warm argument." "No wonder, with so much hot air In it" At to the Manner Born. There was a change in curates In the parish, and shortly afterwards one of the prominent men of the congregation asked his chauffeur: How do you like the new curate, Barney?" Middlin," replied Barney; but he cant come up to the old one. Twat himself could tell ye all about bell. Shure, to hear him describin It, youd think he was bred, born and reared there. Harper's. Hearth-Hunge- r. Beyond the need for bread, a worn an'B needs are two; deeper than all cravings save the mothers passion, in our endless past, is the . The trees that sweep my chimney have their roots at the worlds core! The flowers in my have grown there for a thousand years! What millenniums have done, firm-roote- d hearth-hunger- door-yar- d shall decades undo? We are not so shallow, so plastic as that! We will go Into the mills, the shops, the offices, If we must, but we know we are off the track of life. Neither our desire nor our power is there. Cornelia A. P. Comer, in Atlantic. Like a Pleasant Thought of an old friend Post Toasties with cream. Sweet, crisp bits of white toasted to an Indian corn, appetizing, golden brown. delightful food for breakalways fast, lunch or supper ready to serve instantly from A the package. 77ie For Memory Lingers a pleasing variation sprinkle some Grape-Nut- s over a saucer of Post ToastThe then add cream. ies, combined flavour is some, thing to remember. rvr.nl Company, Limited llailla Creek, Michigan PoHtnm V Copyright, uil, by u. X. Fly Ga SYNOPSIS. Cd, Mrs. Temple looked shocked, but another peal of laughter came through the partition between the male and female sections of the car, and she beamed again. Then Mrs. Wellington finished her letter, glanced it over, addressed an envelope, sealed and stamped It with a deliberation that maddened Mrs. Whitcomb. When at last she rose, Mrs. Whitcomb was in the seat almost before Mrs. Wellington was out of it Mrs. Wellington paused at another wave of laughter from the mens room. She commented petulantly: men have. What good times Theyve formed a club In there already. We women can only sit around and hate each other. Why, I dont hate anybody, do you? Mrs. Temple exclaimed, looking up from the novel she bad found on the book shelves. Mrs. Wellington dropped Into the next chair: On a long railroad journey I hate everybody. Dont you hate long Jour- neys?" Its the first I ever took, Mrs. Temple apologized, radiantly, and Im having the what my oldest boy would call the time of my life. And dear Walter such goings on for him! A few minutes ago I strolled by the door and I saw him playing cards with a stranger, and smoking and drinking, too, all at once. Boys will be boys, said Mrs. Wll-lingto- But for Dr. Temple of all people Why shouldnt a doctor? Its a shame the way men have everything. CHAPTER XVIII (Continued). Think of It, a special smoking room. Dr. Temple stared after him, but And women have no place to take a the gambler stared at Dr. Temple puff except on the sly. with a homage. So youre one of us, Mrs. Temple stared at her in awe: he said, and seizing the old mans The woman in this book smokes! I got limp hand, shook It heartily; perfumed things! is to slip It to you. Your make-uAll women smoke nowadays, said . come-onMrs. Wellington, great. You nearly had me for a Dont carelessly. Great! you? And then he sauntered out, leaving The politest thing Mrs. Temple Not the clergymans bead swimming. Dr., could think of in answer was: Temple turned to Mallory for explana- yet. tions, but Mallory only waved him Really!" said Mrs. Wellington, Don't you like tobacco? away. He was not quite convinced I never tried It himself. He was convinced only that whatever else anybody might be, noIts time you did. I Bmoke cigars body apparently desired to be a clergy- myself. Mrs. Temple almost collapsed at man In these degenerate days. .Cl cigars?" The conductor returned and threw this double shock: Yes; cigarettes are too strong for into Dr. Temple the glare of two basilisk eyes. The old man put out a be- me; will you try one of my pets? Mrs. Temple was about to express seeching hand and began: My good man, you do me a grave her repugnance at the thought, but Mrs. Wellington thrust before her a injustice. In which nestled such dainty The conductor snapped back: You portfolio of such a warm and winsome shapes say a word to me and Ill do you worse Mrs. Temple paused to than that. And If 1 spot you with a brown, that like Mother Eve, found the and, stare, in Ill of cards yqur hand again, pack fruit of knowledge too Interesting tie you to the once seen to reject with scorn. She Then he marched off again. The over the cigar case In hesitant doctor fell back into a chair, trying to hung excitement one moment too long. Then and out. Then Ashton It figure I I sho said In a trembling voice: and little Jimmie Wellington and to should like once to see Just Wedgewood strolled In and, dropping what Its like. try But no theres place. into chairs, ordered drinks. Before Mrs. Wellington felt that she had the doctor could ask anybody to exmade a proselyte to her own already on a was launched Ashton story. beloved plain, and she rushed her vicHis mind was a suitcase full of anec- tim to thevice, Theres the obprecipice: smoking-rooof the dotes, mostly servation platform, my dear. Come order. on out. Wherever three or four men are Mrs Temple was shivering with disgathered together, they rapidly organ- may at the dreadful deed: What of stories. would ize a clearing-housIn Ypsllanti? say they The doctor listened in spite of himWhat do you care? Be a sport self, and in spite of himself he was Your husband smokes. If Its right amused, for stories that would be for him, why not for you? stupid If they were decent, take on a Mrs. Temple set her teeth and certain verve and thrill from their crossed the Rubicon with a resolute very forbiddenness. I will! The dear old clergyman felt that It Mrs. Wellington led the timid would be priggish to take flight, but along the wavering floor of neophyte he could not make the corners of his the car and flung back the door of the mouth behave. Strange twltchlngs of observation car. She found Ira Laththe lips and little steamy escapes of rop holding Anne Gattles hand and disturbed him. And when giggle-jet- s evidently explaining something of Ashton, who was a practiced racon- great importance, for their heads teur, finished a drolatic adventure were very close together. They rose And the next and with abashed faces and confused with the epilogue, morning they were at Niagara Falls, mumblings of half swallowed explanathe old doctor was helpless with laugh- tions, left the platform to Mrs. Welter. Some superior force, the devil lington and her new pupil. no doubt, fairly shook him with glee. Shortly afterward Little Jimmie '0h, thats bully, he shrieked, 1 Wellington grew restive and set out havent heard a story like that for for a brief constitutional and a breath ages. of air. He carried a siphon to which Why, where have you been, Dr. he had become greatly attached, and asked Ashton, who could, made heavy going for the observation Temple? not Imagine where a man could have room, but reached the door in fairly concealed himself from such stories. good order. He swung it open and But be laughed loudest of all when brought in with it the pale and waverYou see, I live the doctor answered: ing ghost of Mrs Temple, who bad in Ypsllanti. They dont tell me been leaning against it for stories like that. support. Wellington was stupefied to observe smoke pouring round Mrs. They who?" said Fosdick. the Temples form, and he resolved to Why, my pa my patients, doctor explained, and laughed so hard perform a great feat. He that he forgot to feel guilty, laughed decided that the poor little woman so hard that his wife In the next room was on fire and he poised the siphon hoard him and giggled to Mrs. Whit- like a fire extinguisher, with the noble comb Intention of putting her out. lie hasn't Liston to dear Walter. lie pressed the handle, and a stream laughed like that since he was a a of vlchy shot from the nozzle. Then she burled medical student. Fortunately, his aim was so very her face guiltily in a book. wobbly that none of the extinguisher Wasn't it good? Dr. Temple de- touched Mrs. Temple. manded, wiping his streaming eyes Wellington was about to play the English- siphon at her again when he saw her and nudging the solemn-faceman, who understood his own nation's take from her lips a toy cigar and smoke. humor, but had not yet learned the emit a stream of cough-shakeYankee quirks. The poor little experimentalist was Wedgewood made a hollow effort st too wretched to notice even so large "Extremely a menace as Wellington. She threw laughter and answered: very droll, out what I dont quite the cigar away and gasped: The I think I've had enough. get was why the porter aaid others drowned him In a roar of laughFrom the platform came a voice ter, but Ashton was angry. "Why, you very well known to Little Jimmie. It You'll like the second one bet- blamed fool, that's where the Joke anid: came In. Dont you see, the bride p Fos-dic- e simrili listing ! k off-col- much-neede- life-savin- d 'll For Infants and Children. Tito Kind You Have Bears the of Not Narc otic Si tfOUi DrSAMUlftTClJi l. hi PumpJrti i n? AninSssd MxSm fotktlh $Nt In figptHtmiiU $ itihwlmmUStd Hisrm CmrStd na Wmkrfre -- farcr Use g A perfect Remedy forConstipo lion . Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, R'c Worms .Convulsions .Feverishness and Loss Sleep CO MJ! 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He was trast with the palisades of the Missis- not allowed to play with the older sippi, the Missouri twists like a great boys In the neighborhood for fear his brown dragon wallowing In congenial sensitive nature might be shocked at mud. The water itself, as Bob Bur- the language they used. One day. dette said, Is so muddy that the wind while mother was busy, he slipped blowing across it raises a cloud of over Into the next Btreet and played dust. for half an hour with a crowd of older A sonorous bridge led the way into boys. In that half hour he took a comNebraska, and the train came to a plete course in modern language. halt at Omaha. Mallory and Marjorie An his return mother said: got out to stretch their legs and their Where has my precious been? dog. If they had only known that the You should worry and get a train was to stop there the quarter of wrinkle, he cheerfully replied. an hour, and if they had only known Dearest, tell mother where you some preacher there and bad had him learned euch horrible language! to the station, the ceremony could have mother exclaimed. been consummated then and there. Aw- good night, shirt, came sweetThe horizon was fairly ly from the Cupid bow mouth. with church spires. There were Then mother commenced to weep, preachers, preachers everywhere, and for she realized that her angel child not a dominie to do their deed. was just a boy after all. After they had strolled up and down the platform, and up and down, and NEARLY CRAZY WITH RASH up and down till they were fain of their cramped quarters, again, MarDryden, Ore. Traveling through jorie suddenly dug her nails Into Mathe woods one day I was looking at llorys arm. and handling a little vine. When I Honey! look look!" Honey looked, and there before got home I felt an itching and burntheir very eyes stood as clerical a ing and the first thing I knew my face looking person as evyr announced a was all swollen up. The poison oak affected my face, hands, arms and strawberry festival. chest and It disfigured me very much. Marand stared till Mallory stared, My face and neck were broken out jorie said: "Dont you see? stupid! Its a and itched until I was nearly crazy. I had to walk the floor at night and preacher! a preacher!" "It looks like one, was as far as lost much sleep and work also. My Mallory would commit himself, and he face, neck and chest were covered was turning away. He had about come with a heavy rash. I could not allow to the belief that anything that looked clothing of any kind to touch the like a parson was something else. But affected parts. It got to such a stage that If I Marjorie whirled him round again, with a shrill whisper to listen. And hadnt gotten relief soon I would cerhe overheard In tones addicted to the tainly have lost my mind. My mother happened to have a cake of Cuticura pulpit: Yes, deacon, I trust that the har- Soap and a box of Cuticura Ointment vest will be plentiful at my new In the house and I washed with the church. It grieves me to leave the Cuticura Soap freely and then applied dear brothers and sisters in the Lord the Cuticura Ointment. I got relief In Omaha, but I felt called to wider at the first application and then I slept like a child. In three weeks I pastures." was perfectly cured. (TO BE CONTINUED.) (Signed) E. H. - saw-toothe- d Sterilized Coal. Coal in the mines is one of the e things freest from germs. doctors used to notice coal miners wounds healed fast, though begrimed and besmeared with coal dust. For a long time it has been thought that breathing In coal dust caused lung diseases In miners. Some experts find fresh coal Is as good as sterilized, and say miners have lung trouble because they do not take the trouble to put off their damp and sweaty clothing before going from the mine to their homes, thus taking cold In the open air walk. Experts say our miners ought to put on warm and dry clothes at the mouth of the mine. But it seems the miners have minds of their own, and although the coal companies In some places fixed up hot and cold water baths and dressing rooms at the mouth of the mines the men would not use them, but went home to wash and dress, as had been their custom for generations. Old-tim- Must Be So. Sadie, said, a mother to her small daughter, why Is It that you and your little brother are always quarreling?" I dont know, replied Ea. die, unleas I take after you and be take after japa." y. Signature Promotes Digestion, Chccrful-nessan- d Rest. Contains neither Opium.Morphine nor Mineral V ? I I "Who cares? she laughed. wish the old train wouldnt rock so." "I Ive smoked too much, too," said. Dr. Temple with perfect truth, but Mrs. Temple, remembering that long glass she had seen, narrowed her eyes at him: "Are you sure It was the smoke? Sally! he cried, In abject horror at her implied suspicion. Then she turned a pale green. "Oh, I feel such a qualm." In your conscience, Sally? I think No, not In my conscience. Ill go back to my berth and He down. Let me help you. Mother." And Darby and Joan hurried along the corridor, crowding It as they were crowding their vacation with belated experience. ALCOHOL-- N "Doc, your wife looks kind o seedy. Better go to her at once. Dr. Temple leaped to his feet and ran to his wife's aid. He found her I d.smal, ashen sight. Sally! What on earth ails you? Been smok-okinshe hiccoughed' The world seemed to be crashing round Dr. Temples head. He could only gurgle, Sally! Mrs. Temple drew herself up with weak defiance: Well, I saw you play-- , ing cards and drinking. In the presence of such innocent deviltry he could only smile: "Aren't we having an exciting vacation? But to think of you smoking! and a cigar! She tossed her bead in pride. "And She it didnt make me sick much. clutched a chair. He tried to support her. He could not help pondering: What would they say In Always Bought 3 PER CENT AVegetable Preparation for Assimilating the Food and Regulating the Stomachs and Bowels of .. DeGrasse, Mar. 28, 1913. Cuticura Soap and Ointment throughout the world. Sample of free, with . Skin Book. Address card Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston." 32-p- sold each post- Adv. tram XJ tft Am Same Thing. In the early days of Arizona, an orderly and pompous chief justice presiding at the trial of a murder case. An aged negro had been ruthlessly killed, and the only eye witness to th murder was a very Bmall negro boy. 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