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Show f J V SALT LAKE CITY, SUNDAY MORNING, MARCH 6, 1927. MAIDEN MEDITATIONS T3 , ; Moore mm? Mtifp mm t" e vS SMSMp . )t ' y CS'' jLigzL' vKVli ZERO HOUR. (For the Married Flapper ) The cold bottle At three a. m. For which a tall man Qamors In a cabaret Resiinds me That the nights are cold .H! ItVEARER OF GAUZE AND BRILLIANTS. Caesar conquered hither Gaol, Calparma set np a squall, I need new jewel a Go and get Me some," she coaxed, majestic pet ! And Caesar went and Caesar got As Caesars do today, God wot. And black and ghostly silent As a tired woman, roused, Steals tiptoe down the stairs For a warm bottle. At three a. " Eer Yea, conquered kingdoms are oar due And we must have them I and you. This gown a tricksy deal in land ; The pearls that twine about mv hand Bought by a merger of small banks. My motor? Oil. (Dear John, much thanks!) '41 I count The faithful lights. They flare so punctually ( Mamie Hickeys Diary.) 1 And when Ill take lOopjrtfbl. 1W7. By Tb Clucf Where are th tleksta for the S1TB STOOD st tit rail ef ou i thlp watching th crowd on th matinee f she shrieked. I turned to my wife, questioningly. arrival wer dock. Thor She shook her bead. hurrying up th gangplank. I dont know," I called back. wa (om waving of handkerchief. The woman teemed disappointed V felt quite alone. to by my answer. glad no one came down 'Honestly, I dont, I veiled aee n off." said my wife. "O. dear me, aaid the gentleman hate saying good-by.- " Tnge The shlpa whistle blew. began to Gangplank nawered. shift Th (hip began to move. "Look, dear." aald my wife. think that woman 1 waving at on red I looked. A tall lady in afrom frantically was eignaling hat the rear ef the erowd. dont believe lt anybody I know," I aald. She began walking ewiftly along th pier, her eve fixed cm our section of th boat and her handkerchief flagging desperately. "Ton had better anawer her," "It may be a suggested mv wife. "I I to us in the straw hat next He was taking a small ea turned. velope out of his vest pocket. From the envelope he extracted two blue tickets. he explained mv wife, "Will you tell her 1 forgot about the tieketef Bv this time the ship had reached Its the end of the dock and for a mo ment I lost the lady m the crowd of waving flags and hats massed on the pier head. Finally I located her, I "He forgot about them, veiled. bhe did not seem to understand. I took the two tickets and held them up "I relative." I reached for my pocket "I don't think I have handkerchief." I eald. I "If ita a relative, "It wont matter. the 1 a clean ' he replied, "I We had rounded the lower end of Manhattan. The canyon of Broadway stood out very clearly for a mo ment and then became lost in a mass of indistinguishable buildings I think thats the Bankers Trust company," I offered. He seemed to have lost interest In hts native city. Thank vou "0, yea, he said. very much." Par below us a small atream of black water suddenly spurted from Tt made a the side of the ship. An engineer or at hissing noise leaat somebody with a dirty face stuck his head out of a porthole farther on and watched it for a minute or two. Theli the head disappeared. "Are vou married!' he asked. I introduced Mrs. Stewart. I "We're on our honeymoon, said, apologetically hope you den 't mini. Good Not at all. he said heavens, no' I'm afraid that Its not going to be a verv nice trip for vou," put in Mrs. Stewart "Well," he explained, we talked it all over and that was about the And onlr thing there wa to do. al uirvir, he continued, wavs wanted to see Pan He stopped "I "Id "f." t" "Its beautiful.' "Ita too bad she didn t eome I suggested with voh Sees me quite His face suddenly "O. dear," he said. crimson. forgot. "Forget whatt I aaked. forgot that were getting a That divorce, he replied. why I'm going to Pans." 0, that's to bad, I replied, I Its terrible." he replied. wuh I hadn't thought of lU" J I f "I " He forgot about them" I yelled a wonderful he replied, sorry. ,r We left him gazing ont toward th shore of Coney Island, On our second turn around th deck he had disappeared. "It's a shame, aaid mv wife. feel verv aorrv for him. "Yes. I replied, "but it' probMarriage, ably all for the best. you know She gave me a curious look. "I "Marriage," I continued, "is a verv complex institution, and de pends upon the caiwful adjustment of n number of factors. Now, ia a great tnanv cnees, an unsuccessful marriage is the result of several Aa unsuccessful marriage things. may be due to a maladjustment of the fundamental characteristic! of the two parties involved. Or it mav be that eertam disagreements become magnified bv the process of intimacy between the two people who had hitherto know each other onlr as very good friend. The secret of a sureestful marriage FACIAL FRESCO. Chronicle-Telegrap- "I , city," I aald. I looked around. My wife had I auppose it evidently disappeared. I found her ia our eabin. is - He seemed to be "I thought," she explained, getting quite dis"that I would eome down and becouraged. "Come on," I suggested, "let's gin to unpack," , take a look at the Statue of Lib In the dining saloon, tan hour later, we found ourselves seated temerty. porarily alone at a large table. He shuddered. "O." I said quickly, "Im "I dont see our friend anyTea, HS "I ,i' "Its She dabbed In water color and was rather proud of the result, eleo, her complexion wae the envy of her acld spiteful and they quaintance things about It. At a dinner party on day aba eat nest to a shy. awkward vonng man who cudgeled bis brain In vain for eomethlrg to say She took pttv on him. and tried to open conv ersatlnn4 bv remarking with I dar say you expectant modern have heard that I patnt "' he stammered looking at Then he added with a her face pleasant smile "hut f don t bellev It" Pittsburgh ANALYTICAL VIEWPOINT. ' what i vou opinion of evolution" "Wtall " answered Senator Sorghum. "I can t fe that there le a cad for me to eepreo nr self As a matter of eclenc It a Interesting, hut se a political lasoe It a failure 'Washingt- " you a clean handier-chie- f I asked H put down hi clgaret hud began searching Ihrongh his poekets. with, however, a little hesitation. I assured for waving. him. He teemed relieved "WM thla doi he aaked. Thank I replvd. "Perfectly, you very much. "Not at all, he said, wib a light bow. I looked for mr fnend On the dock. Phf a as still walking and I urfolded the hand still waving. lerrhief and return 1 the signal, Phe stopped and put her halide to Her roue came to me her mouth quite clearl) and eery shrill. I, r. "I "Have V I "He forgot about them, repeated. At last she understood. A slight shrug and then she stood there, I returned her waring good-bhusbands handkerchief and he signaled hia apologetic farewell. The face gradually faded from view as we reached the center of the Hudson and headed toward the harbor. W eould still aee objects waving and then those, too, heeame binned The gentleman turned and handed ms hack the handkerchief. youre, I reminded him. 0, he said, "so it is, and he tucked It in an upper pocket. .He started to toss the two tickets which he was regreDfuily holding in his hand over the side of the ship and then hesitated and put them back ia hia pocket. Ther are in the third row." he explained The ship moved on. We stood and gazed at the New York kv line as the Woolworth building drifted by. T re"A beautiful building. marked he agreed. "Tes, isnt wonder what the name of it la." I looked at him. I remarked. Funnu." would awear that vou wer q, New Torker. I am, he replied. "I've lived here all mv life." I said, and then I added, that the Wool worth building he The said. 0. ves. Woolworth building Ha it been there long! he asked. " About fifteen rears."! replied, with a smile. He seemed surprised. must bring mv difs down to see It, he said. , It's really, quite tf" I name U the rail. 1, By Donald Ogden Stewart " ' eountered, " as consideration other human beings. Phe inerted. Ton and vonr socialistic ideas, are going to get u Into she aid. trouble one of thee dava I hesitated. Then T turned to a sic looking gentleman in a straw hat on mv right who had his back "Relative, " Its "I I pray I dont particularize whatever luck Tate may allot Instead of nagging for a movie star 1 meekly ask, O, Lord, what have you got? Triton. THE OTHER DAY "Im IN. THE OUTFIELD. Some dream of heroes blonde and brave and bold, While others seek a king with Midas touch And think the best is none too good for them. I have been trained not to expect too much. gr-nee- Laet-snin- m. One heats a careful feeding For the stirring baby. I kitchens All down the drowsing streets. I do not have a doubt but that Men, lazy brutes, grow slack and fat And Caesars quicldy run to seed d. JVhen not inspired by womans " P on Star where, remarked my wife. "Maybe he's going to take all his mesls in his cabin," I suggested. "Poor ibe said. him to suffer now," I replied, "than to spend a lifetime tied to some woman, wUh whom be i not really happy. At that moment the engine of tb boat begun to slow down and in a few minute they bad apparently ceased their functioning altogether. Theyre dropping tb pilot," explained the steward. "O, lets go up sad ae It," cried mv wife. The pilot wa already in hia boat hv the time we arrived. So wa another man. The amali eraft was pitching quite a bit ia the wave, hut on account of hia straw hat w had no trouble in recognizing him. I looked afniv watch. Hell just be in time for that I said. matinee. I hope so," replied my wife fCorvright. 19211, h th Oncago Tribune ) "Its fellow, better for STUDENT TOO SMART. fFrom th Pittsburgh h Chronicle-Telegrap- ) The professor of mathematic prepared to set out on e short Journev on horseback He wae and while saddling the animal he wa thinking out sn Intricate problem. Home stood near and watched him abstractedly adjusd the saddle wrong wav around Professor exclaimed on of th group you re putting th' wrorg erd of vour saddle foremost Young men. replied th pmfeaaer. How d you re too smart. tartly, vou know It Is wrong when 1 hare not vet told you la which direction J m absent-minde- going PRECIOUS. ' Stock Clerk Why do you ear vour psy envelope reminds you ef a ' map Ltelverv Man "Beranee tfe an the world to me ' Good Hardware LUCK. er ONE AT EACH CORNER. have an amaaing stroke of Four whee'e are so firmly estab- lurk J ve hfn Several tur In a eo that lished car not Europe g t tvetsnd.r ' i nev-- r equipped ia a notlreatle exception L an Exchsrfe. Amarillo (TexaaJ pater. F-- t 3 t |
