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Show TI1B SAM4LAK.K TKIBU.NE, SUN DAT MORNING, MARCH 6, ed by the Prlmley, the witness said that she was known as Lonne de and Karlak that her Past GEORGE was an Open Book which it would take tome Time to read. ADE Her Job era that of Hostsnow-whit- ( yABLES in The Social Purity League's Smelling Committee and the Star Witness fVNCB Clier wg welftneanitijf Organization known a the Social Party It nr trying to function in a Town which shouM have League. one Pint of Ginger Ale and a Club Sand adopted, a th Citjr Wlrh rampant on a Saxophone. The League met one a Month, and the Enemy, otherwise known as the Cohorts of Satan, met onre everr Afternoon and ones very Night, consequently Sin wh usually about eight Lap ahead of Virtue, and saining at every Jump. There were six Director in charge of the Purity League and they had been selected because they owned Corner Reel Estate and bclongd to the Old Families and wore Easy Marks when it came time to around Subscription List. The kind of Folks who were so prominent that no one flared to find Fault with them openly, even If each of them did carry his Religion in his Wife's Name amt wore a ruddy ( ountenance which never can be obtained, by drinking Malted , Milk. An Exeeptien must be made in the Case of Mr. Pruitley. He was so good that he had a low Blood Pressure and wore a Woolen Suit all Summer. He favored Jail Sentences for those who did the Things which hs was unable to do on count of Quinsy, Fallen Arches, Gastritis, Rheu uorg AO. matism. Anemia and Lumbago. Anvone who has all ef those is seldom willing (to compromise with Evil. The other Direc tori were Meaera Groofus, Arbuckle, Jenkins; Tribbinger and Hicks, all of whose Karnes Could be found on (Silt Rums along the Main Thorough far. .They were what yon might term th principal Cog Wheels of the came to him from some of the volunteer Detectives who specialized in entire Works. Now, this Burg, wishing to be ex- snooping that Mr. Groofus, one of the Leading Lights of the Puritf actly hk th larger and more Sink Holes of Jnqmty, League, wss on the loose. It apemed that Mr. Groofus had number of Night Clubs supported r Dance Parlora, where the Cover been seen getting Into Taxicab and out of Taxicab while the Charges and the prices for Food getting wif was on a prolonged visit to ranged from Petit to Grand iAreeny her people in Clinton. Iowa. and the Tea Commandment War Tha Whispers coming to the Rechecked with th Wrap indicated that Mr. Groofus former These Pitfalls vibrated with Jarz from Midnight to Dawn. They had had gone Gal Wild, preferring cither Blondes or Brunettes of almost any been denounced by the Moral but not discovered by the Po- Size or Age, as long ns they were willing to stay tip and breathe the lice. There was one particular Place Night Air Also he had cultivated in hushed a Sahara Thirst and started to takwhich was spoken of Dance Lesspns. Whispers because it was said to be ingMr. Primley preferred On a moonCharges not at all particular. called Messrs. Arbuckle, Jenand Blue could see light Night vou kins, Tribbmger and Hicks together Smoke coming out of the Window in Special Session to investigate the It was gaudy and high priced, but nocturnal Activities of Mr. Groofus. Even tougher than Sole Leather. Th four highly esteemed Beam in to the Collegians who dropped wreck the Place and then departed pics of local Probity lined up behorizontally had to admit that the hind a long Tattle and listened to Brother Pnmlev, who repeated the Dump had Class. the Horned Owl Btories he had heard. He said he It wss kaown as nad the Goods on the Accused. could to Man not afford and a Poor Brother Groofus was then called stand en the Front Step in and asked how about it. He exIt had Private Rooms with dressed up as Walters, plained that he could not remain at their job being to .carry out the Home and read all the Evening because it hurt his Eyes. Whereupon Dead. Mr. Primley, the main Purifier of the Trial proceeded. The resourceful Mr, Primley, by the League, had been told some harat threatening the Police and bringing rowing Yarns about the goings-oto bear, had au re ceded in Pressure reOwl had of how it the Horned pealed the Amendment and corrupt- digging up a Star Witness. He could ed tha Night Hawks with wigglv and rot resist doing a nourish when he improper Dances. He loved to stretch ushered into the secret Chamber of his Ear for a Piece of Scandal and Investigation a lithe Female who had door knob Eves, Waving Hips, enjoyed being Shocked. Tresses, three coats of Imagine his Horror when Word test-of-Arm- pe And a Costume which looked like fhe Aurora Borealis struck by Lightning. Rbe wos just one of those little Iwdies who het.n us to realize that Wife, Delilah, Banpho, Potiphars Madame du Barry, Jezebel and the Lorelei were I lass B Amateurs. They were the one cell Darwinian Primitives from which the Modem Vamp evolved into full blown Splendor. Mu sav perhaps but a ( utie also, and anyone could know just when the entered the Room, even with the Eves closed. She hadn 'I been putting it on. She had been swimming in it. KNEW HER PATRONS. Prom the Moment of her appearance, the Trial of F.iother Groofua, tanked up for indulging in Didoes unbecoming a Director of the Social Puritv League, took on a good deal of Dramatic Interest. In answer to Questions propound Paint e present ess at the Horned Owl. When asked the difference between a Hoatesa and a Keeper, she said it often ran as high as 200 a Week. Interrogated regarding th Lair which she helped to operate, she said it was a nuief little Retreat patronised by the Beet People,, 8h said that only the Best People could stay up all Night and sleep all Day and pay a Cover Charge of Fiv Bucks. If there was any Rough Stuff being milled no one connected with the Establishment ever saw it. Bhe was positive en that Point, as all th Employees had Orders not to see Anvthmg. She indicated that the Horned Owl was an organized Attempt to inject a little Sunshine Into the Life of the Tired Business Man All she had to do was mingle and greet and find Dancing Partners for those who were unable to ask for themselves, on aeeount of being Speechless. After she bad put up this lame Defense, Mr. Primley explained to Trib- Messrs. Arbuckle. Jenkins, MorelMiles Per Car in. vI N T-- FO MCNAMARA RAT MbggSSSKl M JUDGING MECHANICAL MERITS OF CARS, , In our first discussion m this subject we mentioned rs that fc large body of automobile St a spe-d- al showing passed up entirety the Cutout chassis part of tna display, and spent all of their tlm at the conference alslng up bed y appointment and eolora Thla, of course, because they knew just what was going to attract tha attention of the motoring public to their goods and give them more sales outlets Ws must concede that body lines and appointment along with colors are the major selling forces in the opinion of the motoring publl- - Therefore, In this connection we will cover a few brief points that may assist you In passing on a car. First of all. If you are par'leular'y the blnger and Hick, cobstltutiit Discipline Committee, that the All- Night Roost managed by Lorine was probably the wickedest Spot on Earth, the quintessence of Criminal fcnd a Rendezvous for the most ity depraved Specimens of th Homan Race. Then he said to Lorine. will ask you to take a Look at this . Qroo-fushe Mr. and at pointed Bird," ho was cowering In his Chair and trembling Violently. The Hostess gave Mr. Groofus a. "Do vou very careful Onee-Ovedemanded Mr, recognize him?" Primley in a lone which indicated that he would hot stand for any Quibbling or Evasion. "No. hes a New One on me." replied Lonne, "but I 'in well acquainted with theae other Ginks." Saving which, she turned and with a sweeping Gesture and captivating Smile indicated Messrs. Tnbbipger, Jenkins and Hicks. There being no further Business before the Committee, it adjourned sine die, the lame being Latin and meaning "never to meet again." Moral: You cant learn the real Truth about Immorality unless you move up real close. '1 t, straw-colore- 4 Iter. (Copyright, 1927, bv the Bell Syndi eate, InC.) , Inside qu'etness. Tilts arrangement seals mech'anjcal hois oomlng up irom th chassis to a very large extent However, I would not condemn a car because it is not equipped It this manner. You can buy this Installation In almost any large department store for your new or old Car. In th case of coach bodies having folding seals, them pads are even more effective than on sedans, st.i.ply heesuss tha larger expanse of floor tends to exaggerwts inside noises, and you will note that ths coach typs of bodv rumbles more, either wita tne motor periods or when passing over rough pavements than tbs sedan or any other type In which the expanse of floor is broken by a full built-i- n front seat. Try this felt pad insulation on your old car if annoying rumbles exist, and be sure to fit ths mat snugly around all control pedals and edge of th body to keep out air inside closed bodies ars Oas fume very annoying In many designs. Th above recommendation helps this matter, but there are other aourcea of leaks to be watched For example, see that there era no openings under th seat around the These tool or compartment bottoms are usually which to of metal tend sheet made and if not exaggerate rumbling noises, In leaka of lot tightly fitted result age. In addition to this a lot of heat penetrates through thin sheet metal. A wood floor on these compartments Is mors desirable. Wood Insulates ths heat better, also tends to kill rumbling noises. Wood Boors can be Installed if the ear you prefer has- metal covering under th seat cushions. (Copyright 1927 bv Tbs Christy Walsh Syndicate J keen about Inside quictnee of body and the abecnee of fumes of gas Inside of closed bodies, the following will be of Interest. By Inside quietness we mean the absence of rumbles and buaalng and humming noises which develop at certain periods of engine speed. This is a condition that may be considered characteristic in most small cars and devslopt to a esrtali (extent in a few cars. Tha only way to get a good picture of this ! to try the car on the road at various speeds with ths windows closed. Be sure and try the car with the wondows both, opened and closed, because open windows often relieve the condition. Ordinary rumbling sounds that develop Inside closed bodies at certain periods of engine Speeds are characteristic of certain cars In a few cases only ths Condition might develop through loos sheet metal and other parts, but in ths main remember ths condition Is Inherent and little can be done to remedy the trouble. Therefore If you are supercritical on this point, insist upon a demonstration and try the oar with ths windows open and closed at various speeds. Examine construction of window Find olit guide channels .carefully what sort of an arrangement Is provided to take up wear This is very Important because window guide channels are usukllv made of felt or Ohioan Is to Deliver cloth. A lot of initial wear takes place Commencement Address during the first few thousand mile.; which must be taken up Otherwise windows will develop rattles and rumSpecial to The Tribune bles that are very annoying. rNTYBRSrrr OF IDAHO, Moscow, A'ide from initial wear, a lot of March $ Dr Franklin Charles ehrmkage take place In thie nolse-lee- s Thwtng, president emeritus of Westtype of window channel guide ern Reserve university. Cleveland, which must be taken up by adjustand nationally known educator, ment and in most caees the adjust- Ohio, accepted an Invitation to deliver ment la obtained by setting the gar- has the University of Idaho commencearnished mouldings In closer. This ment address June- - 8, according to rangement is very satisfactory, and announcement by President A. II, only requires a few minutes of time J to make the necessary adjustments is a Dr. ad Thwlng Another Important factor la body thor, lecturer and fs and he teacher, equipment Is th use of thick mats an elector to that national of fame between the carpet and body floor For years he hs devotedhall much time This make the body feet more luxu- to the lecture platform. rious, similar to the feeling of a thick A baccalaureate speaker lias hot yet nap on a Persian rug, but aside from this such an arrangement makes the been selected. In cooler summer and watmer body in lead. cOpid In winter, elnce heavy mats seal the . ' small cracks and openings about the Special te The Tribune floor which permit cold air to enter ELACKFDOt, Idaho, March S Acin the winter months and hot air in cording to County Clerk H. Andrew the summer . Benson, Bingham county records show Another very result ob that 123 marriage Hcenscs were Issued tained from the important use.of thick mats Is during the year 192 and 42 divorcee high-price- d accessory-compartment- s. - t'p-ha- well-kno- far Sleep Soundly Feel Younger Avoid Gelling Up Nights If von feel all in, run down,Is and dis- because your sleep "peplesx turbed bv getting up nights, back-tchbladder burning sensation, weakness and sympathetic pains, you will bo amazed at how young and strong you feel if you WUl al leviate these conditions. Thousands who bad tried many are now things without results finding it easy to alleviate th pain and discomfort du to these Conditions and feel younger and stronger in as few as fiv days. No matter what you hav tried, CvStcx Conftiofund Ja offered by , Auerbach Co. and other responsible drug stores on the guarantee that your money will be returned if you do not feel like new m five days. (Adv.)' e, Sehramm-.Tohnson- jzeaikw ami A were granted in the county. Cruelty was the basis for most of hha divorce suit. Two Deaths Occur 4-- at Gooding in Week Two nOODIX3, Idaho. March death occurred in Goodins during tha punt Mrs. Percv Varln. 22, died Friday in the Gooding hospital, following the birth of twins. Besides here hue-ban- d, he te survived by her parents, tolond and Mrs. H T, Steele and two brothers and a sister H. M Sharp. a farmer, died Wednesday at the age of 64. He leaves two daughters, Mrs George Best and Mrs. V James Hunt. 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