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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, JANUARY 00. 1027. ; i 4 Out in the Neighborhood of Mid it seemed that Irve mora or less of a Whale and it irked him to have pal Intellectual sir him up a "Whitebait. He went to Luncheon with n Cluster of self appointed Immortal who eronied with Chea All of them seemed to be in need of Sleep, but they wr ab's to prop themaelye up j How Babbitt Justifies His Activities to the Supercilious Observers u h v - jL die thorpe .V pamed Imag Babbitt, whs didat vyCE tier Blot on Civilization until he got into a roaring 11 that at the important Burp b hunted up Cousin Metropdtia. While lie w C beser, who bad been hi Buddy berk in the para-foo- t Day. Irve found Oie living in an eight etorr Bird and do eonaiderable Wise Cracking Robe, House congested with Kimono and Thev steed up Irvs, with th while the main Occupations seemed to be order shaved Neck. Mail Order Suit mg up Cigarnot and borrowing Shaker, Opener and the CelluloidtheConvention Button, and tie Making. and nde. H met to and began rag had eertainlv pieked up a new Pet of half-wathem on Middle " Aecompl.hnienta since walking out Mv tame is Babbitt, seid he He was B lab- -thorpe He wa more than ratified on Main Street. and I waa a He Biah on the Ascent the with ial, Kiwanl. the Riiig'eader of the Intelligentzia. He belonged to I belong to Rotarv, of Com Chamber the the Inner Clre'e of the Cognoaeenti. He waa a Lions, and evnieai loonoelaat, a Shavian and a most advanced mere. I ewn a Ziia Automobile and uae a Night Gown instead, of Pa Modern. Perhape the Reader doea not grasp the full jamas. Im a Hound for 61ogans and All nghtj let it go meaning of all these Label par Due to all th Fraternal Organ at that. Neither did Chester. laationa the Ruetie I have several Uniforms corn from fed Irve was just a and march in a Paqade at the slightPlowed Ground, but he was sharp snough to that the emancipated Tall Brows with whom est Provocation. I guess Im sverv Cousin Che was trailing regarded him as mersly kind of a B thst you Bora like te Boob Tie fact that he waa nave sport with an Amusing Specimen. wearing a Badge and attending a Convention Booster, Banqueter, and Your tried to slow me up while Visiting Cheater fceped to identify him as belonging to the Species l and my Bally Hoo, but Im known a Goofus Amcrieanua v i Bmall-Towne- Eh tm. .am tie s dis-eer- New and distinctive beauty, of design and unusu. ally complete equipment now make the Hupmobile Six , Buttsr-and-Eggs- soft-peda- still rmn big "This is most tatsrestiag, eb served one of the listeners in a patronizing manner. "You are o grotesque, and naive, and gauche and vulgar that we have to write Novel about you. and you seem to glory in roor Shame You should be fotus instesd of Did you rer agin ut, said Irve. atop to think that Somebodv ha to live in the Sticks and watch th to Trains go bvt Somebody ha Shovel th Snow out in the lonesome V illagee, and circulate a Subscription List to par for the Baud Concerts, and organise Horn Coming "Week, and put no a Flag Pole in Court House Pirkf "We cant have what vou eall Tvpical American Life out in the dim.half lighted Regions on less Someone does the Dirty Work" You Folks aint no Help All veo do it look at us through Telescopes while we are putting on Campaigns and Drives and then, when we hav cleaned up and are celebrating, you give us the GOT EM IN THE STICKS, TOO. ' Mr Good Man, said a Pale Par-twho wa devouring a Lettuce vou can hardlv expect a Sandwich, Cosmopolite fo wax enthusiastic over the crude Provincialiem of oor Hinterland, can vou f No,' replied Irve "but he ought to get the latest Information from the Jungle before he busts Into Print. Before he eondemns all of us as noisy Rubqs. he ought to hnow that we have, even out at the most remote Whistling Poet, a good manv Dilettantes' and Superior Mortal Tea Absorbers. They specialize on fmdintr Fault and avoiding Physical Exertion. - They can eooff lust as fluently as nnv of von Lada In fact, it has been mv Experience that the eaaeet job in th "World is to sit on the Pence and iosh the Guy who is tawing Wood ''Regarding 11 your multifarious Aetimfiea do they make for nv ers the deeply cushioned seats and the high quality of interior trim and hardware emphasizes the beiuty and utility found as outstanding for luxury w qualities of performance. . body gives grace- ful, sweeping lines. Rich mohair upholstery And over and above these new ball-bac- k cOv- - whjr Hup. referred is mobile Six to as the . six on the mar-- a ket when you inspect its new completeness of appointment d tKt its tu?llifl Perform- ance and, riding ease. closest-price- d alow mo up and my Ballyhoo, but Soft-Ped- Im - v Come In and See These Equipment Features Many Recently Added v "Youve tried to re-Sed- an Ycu - Ha-H- atill going' Big. Thermostatic Heat Control; GasolineFilter,4WheelBrakes; Color Options; Vision entilating Windshield; Clear Vision Bodies; Dash Gasoline Gauge; Force Feed Lubrication; Oil Filter; Mohair Upholstery; Rear View Mirror Special Vibration Damper; Snubbers; Tilting Beam Headlights; Automatic Windshield Cleaner; Walnut Grained Instrument Board.. , 0 f t Eupmobfie A , 1S3T . Sedan, 1385. four-doo- r, (rumMeseat);1385. Coupe, Roadster (rumble seat), 1385. K. Touring, AO pricts f. lXT- five-passenge- . b, 1325. r, Dttrait, pita maim J 57 South 1526 "ITS SIB VICE State Street. THAT CO TOTS. Phone Wasatch 1450. I nr of the Super- vided. And we havent received a article ef Help from any inspired int to ua. but 'reamer wearing a Purple Drsjiamg sot to yeu. replied Mr. BMitt. own and House Slipper. We mire you who sit above na en the Our whore Domain is with Towns and so called Citiea Cloud, but w realise that if all of which are trying to acquire, in jig u tried to be Savant th Work would clou down. V can support time, all the Trimmings and Acre aone ef sophisticated Modern Life only about one half of one per eent which have made you Fellowe the of bona fid Cejgstiale. The rest of Heroie Figure that vou are today. u will havt to carry on the best we We waat Parka, Architecture, bigger know how, no matter how hard w and better Movie Theater, Grand get kidded. Moral: Even the meet Eeeeptrie Opera Singer, visiting Authors who lecture, and to on, to say nothing of eaa find Exouses. such secondary Ae.eta as Rost Rooms for th Farmers Wives, better Pave- (Copyright,1 1927, br the BU Syndicate, Inc.) ments, more Electric Lights, larger Hospitals, Free Perking Space and a modified Enforcement which will not affect Country Club. DEFENSE OF' BABBITTRY. We cannot make our Town nob-bantes w do a lot and Without SaJvei or Cutting of runningaraund and whooping and Thousands who have pile have net We have to deal wnh a lsam.d that yelling. quick and permanent renormally lief eon be accomplished large Population whleh with Internal disposed to fall asleep while stand- m.d trine. Cutting or any amount of with ointments and ing up. We need the Live Wires and treatment will ftot remove the reuse red blooded He Men, Bad circulation cause pile. There with tWrf Teet os the Oround, to of Wood circulation in stagnation stir up the Animal. While we are th lower howel end a weakening of doing our pop eved Btunte we may th parts Dr J. S Leon hard t found look awful silly to Persons repoain'g th remedv, and called hie preamp , Dr. Leenhardt tried On th but I m telling the tlon u World that we gamer Results You It In giany. many oaaea with a of record success, aueh a won. eaa go anvwherj In th Underbrueh derful record thet I now and get a Touch of High Life. sold bv druggists everywhere under a "Our Women Polk can smoke ss rtgd money-beeguarantee. Don t waste any mora time with rslT a anyone and a lot of us have outride C5t a package applications. t? our while Church, stopped going from Bchramm-John-- 1 very beet Fsgtiliee ar committed to of eon. Drug, and Z C. M I Drug Jate and Darwinism. We are bring today It has given quick and lasting ing the City to th Country, and. relief to thousands and should do th while you know and w suspect that earn for you. w can never b like you, th Fact remain that wo have atartad all th Band to playing and given to our Native Land a high Blood Pressure . and a most delirious Prosperity. You are exactly what we have Mid 'Cousin called voit. Chester If vou hav Epilepsy, Jit Failing You are High Priests of Msteral-isno mstt-- r Slrknea or Convulolons how had erlte me today without fall Attack! stopped ever In many "Money must alwav preeeds - no harmful raaea. He BROMIDES-night and tugs, retorted drugs. nry, Leimir Results guaranteed Irve. "W claim that w are doing DR. C. M. SIMSsON. ggng w. 44h St., th best we ean with the Teol pre- CLSVILAND, OHIO. O Minds ;rv af net . f0',rse tb st iu f rff" ',ch CoJj- C - nV s- - ,S mer.- - Piles Go Quick i. 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