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Show tXfc'lv jAJn i- THEALT Vt i TAKTT TRIBUNE," SUNDAY MORN IN(j Hard-Boile- Bill Pinch-H- it Here Is Masterful Performance and' . With Closed Car Comforts Great Price Advantage for all aet to throw the Annual Spaam known OVCE a College wax getting atern Week. .Many a Senior about to face the a. Commencement about them at all, but wa r7in worried wasnt Life of Responsibilities to guess how he could negotiate a awell Touch and pay the Bills and whether or not the Faculty would get wine and auddenly think of aome good Reason for refusing to hand him the Bheepakin. Aa bo looked back over the turgid four Year since he- - came sideways onto tba Campus aa a boob Freahman, he felt a great inward Wonder that he had succeeded in making all the Grades, arriving at the 'avoiding the Open Switches Soand did a great many Terminal Station intact. Others who had been watching him. of the Scholaatie Year at This .lftst flare-uBingham gave every Bromine of being strictly ac-a Already cording to Finns and Specifications. large Covey' of Barents had arrived, looking not .Clothes. in' their Sunday Nearly ill' of go good bewildered and them were humble, they interfered a little when they 'got into Strang Company. One could not refrain from marveling that such Ordinary Folks had succeeded in beof Snappy Dressers, getting so rare an Assortment slick Dancer, wise Crackers and general , Be-nm- "gosh era. All . of the Fraternity Houses had ordered Spe cial Ice Cream and Lower Classmen bad heed burled into the Alley to Class Reunions were being held at lomake Room for House Parties. Alumni who wer cal Hotel and Reiairt had it that aome of the old enough to begin thinking about senot been the Next World, had Furthermore, this Old Grad Was for the tting's very good.Kxampe by the Boys as a Darb beregarded was Rumor Another Student, Body. cause he had been Captain of the that the Vndergraduates had not first winning Football Team, away good Example for the back in the Dark Ages, ting a yery In the mean- when yonder for the Old Timers. the average Collegian was a time tbo Committee on Discipline Animal. was benumbed.. It always is durThis old Vet was none other than ing Commencement Week. Bill Swiggett, of the Clnss of 89 BELL. SPOTB hard boiled old Bill, who had made According to a Custom, founded History in his Day and was one of a had some who One! Grudge the advertised Assets and who had by the endeared himself to successive Genagainst all Graduated Classes, unerations by his unfaltering Loyalty Big Show was scheduled to get der way. on Sabbath Afternoon with to dear old Alma Mater. ' i an Baccalaureate a is known what FLATS CANNED PRECEPTS. Sermon. This is supposed to be a It is the It struck Prexy, allBillin a Heap, Spiel. very Filial Aomonitionto the trained and that he might flatter by railing tutored Athletes about to hop info on him, and also coaxing from him out Talk the Ordiof somewhat a the Arena. As It comes after three or four nary. So he announced that we have e with us Today-onwhom delight parties in a Row the Athletes do to Honor and than whom we no one la not always look so blamed Peppy. more the of truly representative However, those- - who remain awake Tara rum, those manly Virare handed some genuine Inspiration, tues and all the Et Ceterns which Educator who usually !by a brainy has several Degrees and is doing the are inculcated at Bingham. Bill gave an imitation of a starbest he can. to get along on a small tled Hippopotamus and then pulled Salary. himself It happened that the together and moved down, Who was supposed to give the Grad- the Aisle, greeted by a Hurrah uating Hass at Bingham the verbal which was entirely out of Place at a Push-Of- f He wore a Suit .was bowled over by his Religious Service. old Enemy, Tonsilitis, at the Elev- which either rost a Maximum of 420 After enth Hour. When it came Time for or else he had been Stung. the Seniors, assembled in Chapel, to landing on the Rostrum he seemed to with troubled be several pair! of get their Spiritual Tonic, the HeadHands and Feet, but finally he liner could not show up. Prexy was in a Predicament. He leaned heavily on the high Reading had 'talked to the Outfit through Desk and surveyed the sweltering many a Semester and had practical- Assemblage with a benevolent Eye. be as Old as I look Id bate toBill. ly used up all of his Language. Afsaid Theres no ter stalling for a while he saw in the Back Part of the Room a Dis- Question in mv MAnd but what you tinguished Son of the School who have me classed with Plymouth Bock. had been coming across whenever Also, yon ettuldnt possibly bs as T esn the Trustors needed a Fat Cheek and Young as you look to me. who waa counted on for a real En- still see Pieces of Shell sticking to Well, the marvel of your dowment, sooner or later. you. 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