Show Win in MP 2 g gh J is P MORGAN I I j I IDo h IO C S Servo Him as tho I 5 Do Resistance J 5 ni n fl n fl n n fl n nn fl ll 11 nn If n n M P II 1 1 n imn n IM rM I i i bud hul Ute that lb time of my I I s g M i L L t tJi Uk Ilk at Ot ati Ji J V k I I L i a moment and andI I lu III that I like mitt as I a al they I nl iI the dinners I over ever dub dinner fI ft ii fa I a piu that once 1 i after a tire lire 1 I inn 1 11 o I VI I be learned i t i what a t time thou i hit Fill i JI 1 i ha iha mutation lv that took p k oils 1115 morning t 1 M 00 igan ria II und Senator 1 If f lii Ih subjects collects of 1 i end and JM II that pro lIre n fl lub titi dinner mit I Mast table In th Ih the 6 M 1 I I ic n the hr hp feature of v I lM right In InBI InI l I BI t din ended Il He lie 11 accept n Viral cral weeks ipa AID ago 4 1 III Ii decided to make maket alt st t to th thu cap hick is IA D compos compo I v P corres every n 0 Mn In the th White I ear always make makel a 1 groat feature of Its annual dinner fits fhe members are oro no rep respect ot ors uris of ot o dignity Iery I ery man who attends Its Ita dinners honors oven onn th president knows perfectly p wall toll that the tho humorous side aide of or hi hll character will be portrayed portra in one way we wa or another It 1 Is II nil all very cr good sport It Is I given In fun amid received In fun It U u Is not noton noton noton on record that army Rny man who Vho has hes been lampooned by b the club has bag taken ex ax to the freedom with rith which his hla personality huts bus been handled handl and It II IB is I not net on record that any nn guest Ruest EU Bt or mom mem member her ber of the thc club has ever eer overstepped the bound bounds of decorum laid Iowa down One of ot the rules of the club lit is I Ladles s are nl III WHY Hy present reporters never This ThU means that liat jest or Insinuation Is never i that any nn speaker can u use e the fhe utmost 11 1011 freedom of expression exp s sion 1011 without fear filar of Ills his words orda printed or repeated beyond the of the banquet boll hell Club members however Indulge In Innumerous numerous skits and plays l in whIch tile thus lie of men inca In pub lie He life are oft These may nUl b be made public ibid dud Rn an n account can van there liar fear foer be given Riven of some mine of the things that happened at last nights dinner In which Mr AIr Ir Morgan Senator Hanna and other captains of Industry figured When the guest were ere seated at Mr Ir found at lit the left leU hand hall hallot of ot William K r I Curtis the th new president of Cf the club The tables table had been ar nr arranged ranged In n the form brat of or an enormous gridiron inch J ch guest fund before betoN him hima a n small golden KOlden easel 5 I to which was WIS at nt attached a R grIdiron of nf n a dozen prominent Ruetta had his hI picture under some Orne month with an appropriate verse tNt Under lYnder January was wall wasa a II picture of or the till patron saint of the grilling half a dozen dU Ills It over a II roaring plate blaze and this hili M V verse tr TM appeared beneath Is a cannibal feast feaste We W e boll boil with Ith our H Oil li bird and boost beast A truest Sliest with each Heh course routH Without feel fea feel or hr remorse e And the Will nut net scar I r In the least leut had Imad d b been n r mt reserved l for tor Mr MrM Ir M or prill vim JU nil l with foreign IX tent ten him him each offering hl his hiI crown to the great grant Amen Ameri America ca it financier This Thill v verse r e accompanied Mr Ir Morgans picture kings and nabobs sIm sImOur Our kig kin In is as close as 41 n a clam They Tile inn offer their lisle crowns their smiles million Jr r Ih b lr frn n Rut nut Morgan he cure a n damn Ohrman was wal March He TIP was mounted on a Democratic don Ion donIl hey Uey Il with a 3 finger mid and ft I smile both hull In iti the of or the th and this la is 41 hat the Senator Goiman florman Arthur Arthul Arthur lue What Whal In the worlds the tho matter mattor with you T l lWI WI We Ve heard of ot yuti downed Unseated Un ul nud I And Amid now you OU are back with the Ito grid grill gridIron gridiron Iron crew CUI CUIA A J II t dot of the Penn Pennsylvania sylvania railroad under April lie He was vas depleted depicted ui placing ah at climber elaborate ate ale union station nt at the thie center cent of eon oon verging railroad lines The verse fhle o w wa a n la I called Who never knew where who be bl b wee K 11 at Till he lie promised a Italian station that beat tat nil alt creation And An thou then he remarked IM Pat Clement A president of the International hii flu combination appeared us III Mn 1 May ar and was wait drem r d in a amiller miller suit null ull Mr OIle m way Willi wa trimmed up In this style Little Ho no Pips Pipe haa has Km lost lo hi his hll ships And Anti docant duean know where to lu find them thero Let them alone end Jn they tho will como come home With AVIth a te behind them Senator genII lor henna on III June wa dressed a 11 a circus circuM clown lending the fl O 0 O 1 1 elephant natilde which sat Senator henna Hanno marched to 10 this Ihl music t The rue slickest man In all the tho show shw Bh w Marcus MarcuiN A Henna Hunna stands stand 3 He lie says no word he lie lies has you know known An n on hi hll hands hand Jeorge H n Daniels Danell ot or Uie Ume New Kew w York Central C figured as all Daniel In III Inthe the time lions den And AnAl U tills this wa wu th the remark made mudo do by y the gridiron poet Daniels In the lion lions dun den The rho linns liens a nl as tame as o pan lei Daniel care for tor them And they dont ask all a R put pui 1111 of D Din Dan DanIele n Iele Sir Michael Herbert the he am cm was October Ami Ih lit he Grid Orld hind had this to say III about ld l wards at nt Wn tun Heres to you ou good Sir Michael MichaelA A Hilton sound and true Our greetings to I Hdward Idward l And welcome warm to you The club led up UI to Mi Mm II Mor Morgan an anIt It had a lot hot of ot fun with Senator who was ix k m of or n ms having lost lo t the lie Key oy to the lie back door of ot tIme the White WhiteHouse Whitehouse House with Senator Gorman lorman who Is I nl also o a II great favorite of or the club mitt and who lies has never mined a o as annual din nei nI with Sir Michael Herbert with Admiral Lord Charles Hereford anti a n great many mouy others other Sham Shaft I began legan to fly liy at Ii the headY heads of tho the captaIns captain of industry try when the president of the club WM vita Inaugurated Ferdinand and Isabella appeared on umi the throne of or Spain and anti Columbus was WUI brought In to give Ive an iii account of his hlll wanderings and He lie wa Was wan n asked ked by the lie queen what hat he lie II had done Ilone with the money ed by IJ hocking hacking her lien diamonds diamond l He replied In fear and trembling that he hail hlll dropped It all allIn allIn allin In United States steal He lb announced that lint he lie had hiatt dl a a trust luring during lila his wanderings which was wag all a 8 bunch of or money entirely surrounded by water and an arbitration which was wan a con conference ference for coal collI at IM flO a tOil ton was wa regarded a JUt ci the hit lilt of thic evening however howver occurred about thu l of th when a bucket wan wal opened at till the lower fIll end of or the room and a II member of the club acting as an 11 a brokers broker clerk at once began hue bin moms The office attica had u I l tout and a R telephone Tile The le bucket shop hoV w WU wee 8 sup supposed supPosed 1 posed pOlled to be In New York and nd It lied hurt 1111 the sign 1 1 J Morgan Morlan Busters and Boost or ore Members of the club chub sedately sater walked l lIn In Iii mitt and 1111 took their seats They fh veme the customers One On member is as I Mae Mis hH Hetty let Green Oreen and another us as the type typewriter typewriter writer girl of the There were vere talks lalk between the manager clerk and senators In Washington Senator Kl El seemed 1111 willing trilling to Rive give It information ns as I to 10 why sugar was going up I He lie le ex ox explained x hat Senator Sentor Quay had gone lne off of and ond bought without orders Suddenly tho the customers noticed stocks down The be rapidly going 1011 or girl looked okEl Into the Inner lumper and announced that tha the old man lan was asleep He lie was Wil mid and gave orders order for stocks to l be e put Pt up U A von ron ru lotto lotte wheel which lied hud been n ringed rigged against a side Ihle of the room was wag wa whirled by one on ot or the delta clerks cl Ik and jumped 20 2 points After hr storks stocks had gone up to a prod IK Ions bus height one or of the customers ad advance vance anc to 10 the front and entertained the tilt audience with wih a long lone to o 0 the lie air of or Mr Ir Dooley This ThU Is 18 i the ii song ln There Ther Is II a man tan known to 10 nil all ni n II aloan man loan ot or treat great at renown A man mum whose whO name Is on the lip lIps ot f ev ov everyone Q In town You lead isad about hIm every day hi name youve heard no doubt AntI And If Ir he lie even Ini eases they hey will wi got get ct iii an anetra n extra etra out outI Kor I or Mr Ir Morgan Morn for tor Mr Ir Morgan Th This Ihl greatest 1 1 man lan the country ever er knew Quite diplomatic and democratic la Is I oo o He lie made a n million dollars dollar In 11 every kind of trust truit He lie le took t uk his hil frIend fiend along Alon with wl hint the others had lad to 10 bust bUlt bUltJe He Its Je bought his huh In u a 1 bunch bun el he lie did K so f help me tue Ie Bob Dob nol Bobow I INow Now ow Mr 11 Morgan turned ft mu 1 trick twos hardly oh the square suar He le II Roosevelt favorite fa game gome Including coons and anal lt bear The may my bu bust t my ny 10 trust Ill Il hUe to bow OW to fate tale Hut lut when It conies to hunting he lie will 1 hue have to arbitrate When makes It little lite law no ad n be alive all trusts I will rl b Vt For be b twenty cents ent a ton steel rails ral be b e With the water ter from nil all RI the stocks with forests full ful of f b br bear r The Tho will wi lie be li at nt hand hantl and all the people swear Iwer I Ily y Mr lr Morgan etc eta The Thus conver conversation atlon of the Crowd cro In Mr r Morgans office wap va list Jut Say Fay Sy night said sll one hI I got n a bully buly tip tp Who gave gO It to you ou y Dew Depew Dont play ln It warned another mem b tr her r for If It W Wil was B worth anything have ham It Chauncey Chaunce given away Then this dialogue J The hl thing that thai worries worl the old man manis 1 is II what w we had lial ha better do 10 about abut a n pros pr Ident of the board bat of aldren No of the tue United Oh I thought though It I waa wu something Im ian Important Well It I I ii Important If the time old man manIs Is hi anxious about It I The Time scene ne with lh the t appearance of ot the Ihl Hub member impersonating hot Het Hetty lPt ty t Green Oln who ho was wai a In a Mt statS ot of mind over a c cent nt which she he had lost lot on the he day before The club chub nl also p played n a travesty on Dr lr Wiley Wie and hU ils borax brax experiment by presenting a few tew original borax tests eats The subjects were several verl eminent nt men including Cannon Clon Sen Senator Senator fn ator Depew He Newland George H U DIela Senator Fairbanks Penn tor and lt Minefield an These There The guests were formed Into a R class chico In front of the tle other diners and ad td then the result of sit tC the borax treatment t was waa U made midI known by b means In of ot several re is remarkable ft Instruments handled handle by b the club chub members each Mch of the class cia wa ss displayed dl Na an nn cartoon which portrayed the he ef cf feet fot of borax on 00 the hUn human wind IntI During Durin the n a J was vms Ws dis diM discovered discovered covered m in 11 th lucid head l al of S W Vf WJ WJ J Stone of l An explanation was Wil at It on ones onN t demanded I wild sail nl the time manipulator of or the Instrument Is II where the bump of 16 to 1 I used I Ml to be beAi 11 beAs Ai As the hue alleged thoughts of or each ach ot of the lh subjects WM revealed In iii a loud louil tone lone of If olce voice to the guests lue l at ot the dinner table there was wal much touch merriment Thieve There were ninny many lan other features in eluding tho the appearance of one of IC the time club dub members disguised ns us n II r lump hump of tool coal 01 He lie was surrounded by hy a n chorn Iho who ho sang lan appropriate A ns ati n for tOI In instance stance John Mitchell played the drum The played the IRme G fl pine fame And Amid the he I thrice price was wal twelve t per pe ton per pert ton t oil I And Ant the price v ns twelve per par ton In lew I ot or the lie Jests jl t which lied had been made at HI tha the expense of the tho captain of ti ry aid ind i representatives represent olives of ot trusts combinations h hil ton of nf capital und octopus octopuses es or ll an as al thy they say In Boston Hoston Ho ton thi th president pr limo t of the th tb dull ti uh called en ie lIed UIKi Ken it r to a I defense of the the ic and auth tin thit tl i ill I MI In his bis hi lumpiest ein The ui UI I 11 ti of if r the Lib 1113 Lly Whites 8 and k alo in Ii I Tuns la Wa S effected by bt 1 tin tl hii into Int the club of or J K H F Uhl Ohl of or i rid rul 1 1 J 1 1 1 Miller if ct r this the two t wi MI i hah h of nf tIme the club Chili While l tr eating their dinner these theRe men Inca W 11 MC tt 1 t upon by ly u ii I mh of or and ind arr Carry lag Ing n 11 ti nil uttering ut th threats of cr f end b The v K 1 r tEl il to the if lt I the he room an toil ind with being hl I who olun were wel frying t t tl ti dl ln T 1 1 t in l They Time The were known knoll us UH J Irk n it i Ihl ld lend lead lender leador er or r of Lih Lt Til Whiten ind J Mill I leader of or it th tb Dai Ink k full Thins A sheriff rt rosin tin th 11 men from thi 11 T after Iol 1 lii HI y Vat nt terIO and I ik lirk HI s l Imi i by hi Inh itt r in 1 I inhere inborn of thi 1 t P uli I i I hal hll tl I bin ir hath by In I n i diar iara ar a Jy I a g f tin I h I il I t i lub lul lii II mh cre it 1 i i tin thu 1101 t I fi e go Inked Ihrl ni i I 1 ii h tuh tu I til t I 1 h Hurl l 1 1 I I h t t i I v for or wh v is one of o II t k tu c il st Ills well 1 i knon k ni v it i lined im m UK niI h I V Arthur Athur Simmons 8 l ll roil in an n I t tu t I him hi Ii the tl hi baby is us of tho thu Ih i Uil liI ul vi r I bound by b broad silk Ilk nf If r Mu bual halt k and amid white the dub club rub colors The president of the thi dub duh then lien an nn announced that places hud had l i Pen in prepared at the table for the ho club dub members mem l but hut that lust their companions would have hae to tot tob tobe t b be cared carel for on nn the other side of or cite oUI square In the Ibe White House Iole When time the thinner dinner waa mas 8 concluded Mr Morgan expressed himself as 1 very vet t much d with the time entertainment and amid for a 8 long lon time listened to stories of ot good nl things that had luaU been Iten done don nt at previous dinners Ho Ito Io will 11 possibly he be bea a 5 1 York frequent Herald guest In the future |