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Show THE SALT' LAKE TKIBUHE, SUNDAY. 1T0K1STM, Fable of theUnfortunate and the Has-Bee- n Comer Prosperous-Lookin- g (JM0rMmds(m cars. By GEO&OS ABB. nt'i Ia an open-fac- e allb Otr Person and a doeMertas; Otd Gantle-wia- n wim a hafrfurd ted Sorrowful, ' Frontispiece. Th younarer Partr seemed to be on of these utunJkwa Bwimi' put. Into the world to distribute Olad TidiBcs and broadcast God Cheer. He worn a snabpy Cult which revealed hi Athletic ignre u tbe Advantage and evidently be had spaa same Una evar . bis purple ' kt 15. 1921 JXHSTE loplnr saily alone the flowered Hlfbwav which leada to Health, W&lUi and HVTtnssa The old Bird l nndonbtedly a shabby Fail-ar- e who looks out upon . the World a Reweartor wiib a jaaon-By 01 Kerets asd a File Cabinet of senile and APoltwM Explanationa ': Tba Conductor of tba Car,' an Individual with a vary alert Noodle. who mad a Kbeclalty of litnc up vosxomere. M ciaasuyina; au basing mo stream i 4 us .., Hundreds - of MIiq r.3cfr Ffiime clear- - - singling . (Soirc Ha streams tempt you to cast a fly for the sportive trout1 Half an hour .or more in your Ford will - place yon there with your family, if yon choose. A delightful way to spend your vacation or a short week-en- d if that is all the time you can spare. ; m n A Ford is the gateway to all outdoors. It will carry yon near or fajqmckly, comfortably and economically, it is the easiest car to buy, to keep and to drive. Every man owes one to his family. r J -- Nil u (to "0, JL Service" is everything its nsme impliesfriendly, effldaat, convenient. family. V war bad to land tba Capital Prise. These current and altogether trivial Topics did not Mni ia as. neel to (ha ancient Gloom, who lis CbUd Of Fortune and Shabby tened wits a lack-lust- er eye to the Four-ln-Baa- d. Line of Goof. made an Appraisement very similar conventional All in this haooened Ontaklifa the pre-per. Tbla happy and seemingly to the Above. . a Western City where anyone It Tounf Buck, whose very that ba stood near of feels to at most out liberty bring Presence waa redolent of the Good enoughhappened to hear the Talk between the Private Affairs and exhibit his therA to Thinft of Ufa, eartalnly abowed up two, and he listened with an aroused anyone with whom he finds hlmsU tba decrepit Relic who aat along-sld- Interest. In Contaot. even thouth tha Party Tba lattar had a sloppy-weath- er Before he decided that he of the Seeond Part should bo a Costume which, at a (tiess. had made long a Wise Guess. bad coat 111 to begin with, and had The chatty Juvenile wanted to Total Stranger. worn continuously for two talk about been POST.MORTEMa. what chance the Oianta year without coming Jnte contact and Tank! would have to Cop the Tba Eld told bow much he was wltb a Hot Iron. Pennants once more; also tba style A tha two aat there, you, being and get-u- p of certain Zippers who drawing and how ba invested it, and would a Cartful Observer, have earn Into view once in a while; also an about several gi ran tie BcKtmtt ruminated aa follows: "Here ia a the grand quality of tba Weather that ha bad under bis Cuff. The pounding Child of Fdrtune who is and what outlook the Democrats Antlone with the race rtflur. ' - yy did not enthuse. Ha merely sighed . "Toung Mmn, you will learn that Ufa Is A aeries of wasted oppor tqniuea," ba said. ''When you are all in and a new eaaaaratton eomes ion and glvea you a good sarin Bump and you light an your Back over by tha Fence, then you can lie there and look up at tba Sky and count tba Goed Things that got past you. d the With that Patriarch sprang a lovely Bondl of nara-iDc- a jsuea "I can remember.' aooth he. -wnen mis enure Kasiaenttai ins met tnrougn wnicn we are now passing was Farm Land and could be bad for 110 an acre. The Human Fotcb never m4e any attempt to get Options Out In this Region. They Broken-hearte- 1 ("' semi-ellipt- $1045 o K factory . ed TEAR OFF .Tins CX)UPON mt I IswbssoaelBD I n4 mall to. STUDEBAKER, &x& Bm4, Jadlaaa. for interesting' book that tells tou the important points to Consider b selecting an otomobila. tPOetyifC y lit SOUTH STATS 1W ment would be to the South. The bad no Intention xjaction company of extending out to Lewndaia. If 1 had over a Tract which taken was offered to me right in bars at a sacrifice Price of IS an Acre, I couKt nave clean ea up on the world. That same Land Is now worth 10 - txjoKing paoaward and taking Into consideration all of the Influences which control tha Outspreading of a City, it seems that anyone with a spoonful of Brains should have known that this was destined to ba tba Zone of Exclusive Homes. Anyone could have bought It for a Song, adjusted tba t 0o,i "4 Finest Electrical System Take the Starting, lighting and Ignition system a mighty important unit: Oldsmobile rues DELCO o docs a majority of other fine cars so does Uncle Sam in his airplane, dirigibles and sulyrriarine--- o do most of those Intrepid drivers who risk their live on the Blade THE HOT. SPORT. That's too bad," sytnpathiaad the overToiingstr. "Tou looked a swell Bet"certaialy -When t think of the that baa slipped throughgoodmy Money I certainly do realize that very few of us have Gumption enough to permit us to peer inta tha Future," continued tha Posatllferous Remain. once I had a who began to tinker with Neighbor a Steering Knuckle about tba time the Autos came Into general use. One ba as me to me and said: 'Bainday I've bridge. & 1 no V. little Ready Cash to pay tha Patent lawyers and get out a line of bampies ror Demonstration and I will have the UniversePurposes by tbe Tail with a down-hiPolL' Well I taw what be waa drivtn' at and I refused to warm up. I he was craay. At that time I thought dldn t realise that every Genius baa a Wild Look in "his Eyes. Well, sir, he got holt of a poor fool Boy who had Just Inherited a Box Factory, and induced him to come la on the Thing and now both of them own Howe Boats in Florida and neither of 'em has got sense enough to shovel Enow. - It Just goes to prove that If yau'rs born Lucky you don't need to know anything about Business." "Ain't it the Truth?" aequlesced the Younger. "I Ioet four eighty but night to a Gink that thought you could play Straights around tie Corner and was all the tinrs gettin' the Acs of Epadea mixed up with tbe Joker." "I have navar said old Father Time. "Mygambled." Financial Operations, outside of my Regular Line, have been limited to Real Estate, the Stock Exchange, and the Board of Trade. I certainly could give you an Earful about tha Chances I have missed to realize on perfectly legitimate Investment Socd I and owned 100s shares of Boha-ku- a Oil whteh I was carrying en a Credit Margin of practically Nothing. I let tbe whole Block go when the Stock moved from 7 to . It U now Ja. Can you wonder that sometimes my Relative, have to lock me in my room to keep me from t suppnee I jumping in tbe Rivercould taks a Pencil and figure that I ought-tba worth at least as much as Henry Ford." JUT WARMING VP. "If tha Foresight was only ga as the . Hindsight we'd all be good bliclters," said the iouth, in a bum of originality. "J used to own the Ground where the First National stand," said tbe with tears in bis Kyea. "Lake a blithering I traded it for a Trotting liorse. If I bada t been all kinds of a Ninny I could have got in on tha Ground r loor of U. b. Steel. And bow i m gettin' too old and weak to kick myself." At the next Corner tha ancient Wreck alighted and totterod on his Way. "Is it not a Sad Case?" said tbe Conductor to the keung Man. "Bow bitter must be bia RetlectianM Mkan he counts what be might hate nailed it He had just a little more Cconey!" be nearly had ma going for "Ye, a while," replied tha Paaaengsr. "SHU, I am happy in tha belief thxt tha Two Million which he ha souceq away wm seep him out of the Poor House for the two or three Weeks which be has to live. What breaks His Heart ia to think that be doesn t own both id of the Street as far as you can see and tha Green Cars that run in between." "If be has so much of It pickled and In storage, whet was tbe large Idea of you pulling that Sympathetic' stuff 7' asked the Conductor. "Well. I'll tall you," replied tbe rollicking Blade, with a sly Wink. "I waa trying to warm up to the Old F.eg so aa to get a Job aa a Travelfor a wholesale Salesman ing ha owns a Grocery House in which Controlling Interest. 1 am going to follow up this Interview by tailing on him tomorroy and I think if I weep bard enough be ' mav give me 4 Letter to the Head Salesman." ' Moral: If Justice prevailed every Player would win every Pot every ' Speedways of the nationl One Quality AU Through finest unit of its Idndtypifies tike quality fault into every cubic inch of the Oldsmobile Six from axle to axle, from roadway to top! It has the finest clutch in the industry, the best bearings, Harrison radiator, the most resilient springs, botfir, and so on down the line. DELCO the-fine- A (general Motors Product Only Oldsmobiiewith the limitless resources of General Motors at its command could build such a quality car and sell it for only $795! - Before buying any car at any rriceuvestigate this beanxiful, smooth' Sx"! running, economical powerful and long-live- d A. E. TOUR.SSEN filrtrttrtee Idalio, KvU and Wjwninj i! TJTfegJi. Wa2rra. aSrlagaJtljJtoaiT. aLrty.nina aamoVDm Vttlta Bom Tim to , Bannock St. Bolsw.. Ttta Ttoftocs. - y, TOURING CAR tgfw Vf4 tgt) iWi i& -- plus ic It's the hidden things that count! That's why the Oldsmobile Six "wears so welL" As .you delve into its construction, your amazement grows that such uniformly high quality can be built into every part, of a car so reasonably priced ll ' phis extraordinary riding sioned cylinders and pistons, comfort the comfort that comes perfectly balanced reciprocating of correct design; scientific balparts, and specially prescribed ance; plenty of room in both the Studebaker steels. , front and rear seats; deep, luxurious cushions and long, strong, -'obvious equality in every hand-tailorresilient detail: springstop and side curtains; lasting, durable, genuine leather upholstery. Carefully plus instant get-awaselected fittings, lustrous black smooth, vibration! ess performenamel finish. ance at all speeds; a featuredue to a specially designed crankshaft, fea. These areja few of the "plus machined on all surfaces a ture found in no competitive car tures that make the Studebaker Light-Si- x an investment not under $2,500. of A an car merely expenditure. plus long life and1 dependa- recognized value that commands, at aU times, the top price and bility,; due to four large crankshaft bearings, carefully preci- - ready sale in the used car market Th WorU' Largest Producer of Qualify Autermobila OF GENERAL v itmert train, is told aSottf arcs sold '4 lTw ' IX -- Tbuoweit joyour lr ILSM(Q)BEILIS, salt xakb cvrr Addr- m-. tprt4tttr Pin-He- I VUUCANIZINQ I .rON-BK!- That's WIQHT I today- ' 'L J 9 ' ; , ; Tira Bepairia; 823)" Carter Tire & Yule. Co. SS Eut 4th South. Was. 4581 &, tir cnsUoa'Tet dsv1sed coon raoposmoiT 637 So. Koniy's ta m. all to ? ouT-or-TOW- XJEAXERS. THEWS & WRIGHT snea Moans Yonr Worth ' U Qnm equipped ' Expesio ; J11 124S TmrmJ-.- v. r x&e&os 1 eotns tou ova It to tout ear and arif to CoX aa tk least erpenslTa, moot drmUsV finest . , .. (Copyright. UU.y RESIGNS POSITION. gpeetst te Tea- - TMhqs. -- r RUPERT. Idaho, June 11 Mr. Nina Huyck Turley, district borne demonstration aeent of the University of Idaho extension department, who has been in charge f the work here for the past five years, has resigned her position. No successor baa been named for this district, which covers Minidoka, Cassia, Jerome and Gooding couatiea iisrrar riMaa in and da Tears' . ABttimtkUmlmm. t WILL YOUR CAR FLOAT tf jwi'n sfls 1079 . SU ' $a StAtuDtU Mam nsC.Jt4.Ci . Cb Cewb SS5 91 Span TswrsBf ba Time. ffti 791 4 TSBIISSJ Etata BL, Bait Laka City. Iq at& |
