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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, JUNE ppy Ricks Discusses Bearing of Faith on Business and Government By PETES B. "I obeerv,"' said Cappy Rick to Skinner, "that some of the wild of the Democracy are trying to ih ejo&grasa to amend th persuad. Income tax law to u to permit, the freest publicity and destroy all privacy in the matter of Income tax return." 'Congressmen do not nava to pay Mr asm A Message from su syne. where Reading a little further he'd seeColumthe Red Cross, the Knights nf bus and the T. M. C. A. had all been remembered, la addition to thi church at ICUunath Tails, The pastor used to I the Oregon. routrhvst. toughest, finest woods boss I ever employed and while. he drive income tax on their salaries, do they ?" Mr. Skinner Inquired. Thev do not. Skinner. Why efcjaoM they, when they make the laws? But very old retired, crippled, gouty rolfnel or brigadier general, or admiral, who aa. given over hie eieire life to the service of the cotmtry, haa to pay income tax on his retired pay! Oh, yes. Skinner; dear boy. Evan those aid scAiers and sailor who have been retired for wounda pay an Income tax on anyhundred dolthing over thirty-fiy- e lar!. -I ahoald tWtjk the members of es would be anliamed to hold out on the government that way," Mr. Bkinner decstred Virtuously. 'Shame?" Cappy hooted. "Why yon couldn't shams one of those bird If you undressed him In the middle of kvemie and chased him Pennsylvania to an embassy tea In an Adam vest and a slUy grin. The average repre- - .to. UKaatlvA . w hi iuiuuiiib -lax Pay In private life, so he'll be ehot If himself to acquire the 4?abft permit In public life." "What rood, will iWihllcttv- or with drawal of the rtzrM of tn a citizen's irtoome tax do?'"privacy Mr. Skinner wanted to knew. "Welt, now, Skinner. know of one case where it would do aI of rood. That scoundrel Hudnar. heap f th Black Butte Lumber oornpajiy, would rive everything; except bis right eve for a took at nrr inorym a rAnnr, vn. Instance, this year he'd Whari T drmaud five thousand dollar to ebrww orphan asvrjm. Ripht ivnv he'd inyrA th rtur tit nwcnfr was Jewish. Beacons; a little further he'd seo where I'd kicked In with five thousand dollar to build a. new Catholic church. help He doesn t know that I do this because the pastes-ta friend of twine and we go fishing together right An.l lastly he'd note a dediwticn for a donation to the society for the uplift of colored peoples, and the next Jnlnr rd know my front vard would be filled with, Hooded Kniehts of tih Klu Klux Kim, and Ita:ian fishermen coming in from the Cordelia Banks would see the ancient cross on Lone Mountain biasing; with electric hi congregation the way be used to drive his woods erw Tin tor him. Ol course Hudner wouldn't know this, so he'd spread the word along the street that after a long life of wickedness, on shingles, setting sawed scant and lumber that filled with secret pitch pockets and rotten streak, I was trying to swindle the Lord by donating vo alt the churches Instead of Uie one I belong to." "Wall, I don't know a omI whoa income tax statement I would bother, as a eitison, to exami.ie." "Skinner Caopv deelared. ThaTe ly half long suspected thfct you are human and now I know it." Mr. Skinner shook his head. "The 15, 1924. . Walter P. Chrysler Ure-q,unr- ron-sxe- 4 . V- -- t. ; r !n 'mm- l t0 - ' '' '' a will wtth a final monkrr ctraa at the light. spauur ana jumped overDO&ra. -- sisssssBsaassaasassassssaeasswsassnasss- Sl FANCY A . CA.VV Aft " pt a. VwOS SB II R. C A K E S tVBaVl craw. b can out tn the and of the 6Hevdj 600 aVV titA.V only person In whose Income tax re turn I would have the slightest inis the bootlegger who sold me terest some scotch that was hall water. ShfpTo AH Points In Utah. Idaho I'd give a ripe peach to land that bird out In the grass." My dear boy. bootlezirerB never render income tax returns. It's against the rules of their union. Boot leggers Wjy and sell for cash and leave no trail of canceled checks be hind them for the sleuths of the treasury department to get suspicious over. A bootlegger buries hi sav WASATCH m M lngs In a tomato can until he has a MAIM FREE CITY DELIVERY thousand dollars, then he buys stats bond under an assumed name; the bond la exempt from income tax and toe lb. pkg. Monsoon after a year or two the bootlegger S5e G, A 6. Fancy UNITED has sucn an income, exempt from tax Sugared Sliced 28c ation, that he retires and buys a Dates....:. . 3Sc Peaches....... chateau in France, where nobody asks Leo him embarrassing Malt Breakfast questions, and tOC where, aa an American, his wealth Food.... The big excites nothing but envy, not curi ran) Syrup.. ... SI.C5 box, freeh from the Cllcsjuot Club Ginger osity. Domino ovens. Sevan popular Ale "Tbey do say that an this eongre. sionsl pother, this investigation ma. i sfQ ; 34c varieties. 3 nla, is disrupting business. Mr. Ricks. box... VlilO although I badn t noticed it. ' "It Isn't disrupting business at all Skinner, but it Is disrupting faith in 6 government, which is a sight worse than hurting business. Tou must recall that any business worth while In 6 this country Is owned by a man who belongs to the Republican party, and . that the rights of property have el ways been held sacred by both par ties! The scream that buslneaa Is being hurt la good hokum to nut a . stop to Democratic curiosity, but the fact of the matter is that business ha been hurt for years by a malicious CULLEN NfcKTO bag pkg. Ralston paternalism, and all we do is to 26c Wheat Comet Rice. about It privately. grouch 3 for Food...:.......IC "I tell you. Skinner, that what we SSe pint Blue Label are in this country la faith. qt. can Log losing 2&o cans L I b b y's 53c Catsup Faith in the God of our childhood, Cabin Syrup. QQr In our faith fellowman and faith In Special. KST. our government. B u ac h I'm many time a S6e Anheuser pkg. Golden, millionaire and, although I never did 27o can Underwood's Budweiser ripe a trick in my life. dishonest dirty, Deviled 4 I am rated as crooked as a bed spring for 50c Prunes Hafn because I have it by those who have not got it and who never will have it! Once it used to be that the king of dirty financiers was the boy who wrote best seller novels or successful plays or who lived by his brush and not only did not starve to death, but sent hia son to college. Nowadays suspicion falls on anybody who gets into the surtax brackets, and the burden of tax relief must be lifted Two large pkg. Whits King; Wnshlnt from the shoulders of the poor and Mschlne aoio. laid on the shoulders of the rich. Two 10c bars Clemente Almond Castile "Dog my cats. Skinner, I never Toilet Soaa. and knew a poor man who had a tax Two lOo bars Mission Olive Toilet Soap burden, did you? I tell you the entice of a governing body, far more than the lawa they pass, make or mar see bur lawbusiness. When w makers drafting good laws, which the " box box courts do not enforce; when we see box Ginger Snaps.. 98c 59c Crsekers, Macaroni. burglars sniveling in court and a 1 9C special Judge turning them loos, on B r ns Milk, Any No. J tins Sunstrand 8c W I d s Ward probation so they can burgle in peace tall while you and I pay the oost of an Marmaiads, 10c cans. 10c 38c cial expensive trial that waa merely a magnificent gesture; when we see an embeszling cashier sent up for ten years fof stealing XVlh. when the worst he would have gotten would have, been six months in the county Jail If he had only stolen 1300, while a bucket operator who has failed for six millions goes to Florida to play goif. why, then. Skinner, I tell you we lose faith in our government, and . when we do that we're politically and governmentally bankrupt. b. d "We're like a monkey . to a pet aboard our that be used -barken tine Retriever. The men always made a lot of this beast until they discovered that he had sucked all the . fresh eggs the steward had laid away for Easter Sunday breakfast. Then fWELL-Oon of the deckhands clouted the . monk and made him aware that he 35C had done something naughty. After . .. . that the monk swung by his tail In the riggtng snd wouldn't let anybody touch him, until one day a man coming down from aloft where he had . . been slushing down the spars, caught d this confounded monkey ... asle.'t on the bulwark. The man thereupon had -a bright Idea. He hand tatb slush 4ippcdbJhorny27o pints Heirut grease and grabbed the monkey by 4oe qts. Heinz SSe Heinz the root of his long tail. Of course mm Vlnsgar.......,'' Vlnegsr Vinegar, the monkey woke wtth a start and ICC special 40e Heinz IndlsOe. straight away from there and, jumped 4Sc Hsinz' 5c Heinz Chill naturally, be drew his tail through the R.n.h Chow Chew... 3&c deckhand's greasy, palm. , "Up into the rigging he fled, wound his tail around a preventer stay and prepared to swing by It and scold his aA enemies. To his horror and .amazement Three Stte Jars 90e Beechnut Baoott his tall, which hitherto had never 57e Beechnut Beef Beechnut Jelly now slid off the stay and him. failed SOc Beechnut Bacon SSe Beechnut Beef Twe Jic Jars the fool monkey fell forty feet be' Two 20o cans Beechnut Peanut fore he grabbed a trailing rope and 15c Beechnut Butter broke his fall. He leaped over Into Beechnut Spaghatt) Mustard the ratlines and hooked his greasy a 1 n e, $1.60 $1.47 value for tail around them, only to have It un' 80o coil on him and drop him again. Fivalue, all (33c nally It dawned on hia simian consciousness that his hitherto deoend- all for for .. tall was no longer serviceable. jable no longer to oe nereartar he would have to hold on and swing like other monkeys with his hands and feet. So he sat on the ratlines and 46c can Underwood's ANTONINI ., PIERCE'S wept for an hour. Then h tried It OLIVE OIL PORK AND BEANS Devllad again, and falling, he lost faith In $1.1 pint Small ' his tall forever and with a, final can can .Bvv Ham......... monkey curse at"ths ctw" ran "out to fi:9Q quart the end of the spanker boom and Medium Borax $1.63 can.... 12c Larg. pkg. Jumped overboard. can.,,.. can Llbbv's "The American people are a good Soap Largs Roast d deal like that monkey. 21c Chips., can. . . ,i Beef. ....... : . 23e One of these bright dars they'll lose faith altogether and when they do we'll he treated to the spectacl. of a lot of congressional monkeys leaping overboard because they can no We i r lw w- - w N1. l-- i- for 50c b. Bars 25c SUNNY MONDAY SOAP. Bars 19c A B NAPTHA SOAP CREMEOILSOAP.-.-. .3Barsl9c OLD DUTCH CLEANSER 3 Cans 25c SPADRE ALMOND SOAP. .3 for 17c ic Of. atvw a .m ii 35c 2lc Ae 3 tIC WHITE KII1G COMDIflATIOIl S1.40 SOAP VALUE ... j SMtin b. IJf 1-l- ring-taile- ..... ring-taile- J0g - n i $1.03 ... 32: TO R CO., Corner Motor Avenue and Second East Street Phone Waatch 2187 aap-head-ed ARMOUR'S STAR HAMSnioTSc UULJJ i,tM BUTTER, lb. 39 NEW POTATOES .10 lbs. 63c Fancy Lrg. juicy LEMONS, dozen .27c 90c can DONTBOIL COCOA 78c 45c Ib. can DONTBOIL COCOA 39c 25c cake McDonald's Chocolate ifl , all flavors . , ioc CARTON MATCHES. . 29c PICNIC LUNCH SETS, pkg. ; . ... 12c Large Angelus Marshmallows 28c 25c WHEATENA, pkg. 21c 33: C-A- b. i $1.33 TAYLOR MOTOR . till tor M fw. 12-o- ring-taile- L longer trust the tail tbey have heretofore swung by tp the Jungles of law and stupidity. "And now that I've mi all thi off my chest, Bkinner, I think I'll snoot aoout nine holes of golf and praise God I don't have to Uv. In Scotland." CoDvrirht by United Featur Svn. dioata. Inc. All rirht reserved. Re production prohibited. Men and Affairs at Washington By KOBERTT. by Tb Salt Lake Tribune.) Ths new battle cry of th drand e, Old Party Is to "keep cool with but 'hot damn with Dawes." Two Conventions to Meet As study In contrasts, there haa in Pocatello This Week never been anything quit like ths personnel of th. Republican national Special to The Tribue ticket. It is a picture of placidity POCATELLO, Idaho, June 14. Pocatello will be host the coming and pep. of dignity and dash, of reweek to two conventions, the Idaho serve and restlessness, of grim Osteopathic association, which mill and gay meet here Monday. Tuesday and It will aeem entirely fitting that Wednesday, and the f fth annual con. President should remain venlioa of the State Dental associCoolldge ation. Tuesday, Wednesday and quietly on tie front porch of the I Whits Hnuu rfurlnr tk. ! i Amonr tna noud tnukn be her for th Osteopathic conven and it will be equally "in character" for Charley Dawes to go swinging tion are vr. j. ivan JJurur, Philadelone train to another, riding on phia; Dr. Karl i, Johnson, Louisville. fromcowcatcher or the rear platform, Ky.; Dr. Arthur D. Bdter, Kirks-vlll- th. he always ha been a "go getter" Mo.; Dr. L. Van H. Gudlna, Los (or Angeles, and Dr. Dayton B. Holeomb. and will go after vote with all the strength that ia within hlnu He is Pasadena, Cal. Approximately 1M dentists from all explosive, where Mr. Coolldge is calm section of the state will be in at- and collected. He is fiery, where his tendance at the Dental association running mate is without a visible convention. Among th foremost den- spark, but behind the speed and aptal authorities, who will give 'post- parent recklessness of his disposition. and lectures, will be Charlie Dawes strikes a blow as sure graduate clinics Dr. Weston A. Price of- Cleveland. and as deadly as anyone of a careful Ohio; Dr. Willis A. Coston of the and calculating disposition. Let Mr. Deaner Institute of Kansas City, Mo.: Coolldge supply the taciturnity, GenDr. Ernest W. Browning of Salt Lake eral Dawes will provide plenty of talk. The two dispositions are so fart axrt City. them they make a sort The clinics wilt be held at th. high that between of fifty-ftft- y arrangement. The nomischool auditorium and th surgical nation of General Dawes may Inspire the Democrats also to place a veteran of the world war on their ticket. Th NO OPPOSITION EXPECTED, Republican vice presidential nomine, serial to Tb THbsss. made a1 wonderful record In RUPERT, Idaho, Juns 14 It 4s overseas and probably was efficiency closer to tner wui oe no conusu General Pershing than any other man itaeiy innoffices for the of sheriff, assessor In th. A. K. F. on the county tlckrt of and treasurer W. B. cole. th. tV-Progr.ssiv. of Chicago.) When - Peterman party. ana MrsrdUrTJarP laid down th rein as treasurer of eon. the in rum bents, will be candi- th Republican nations! commit! on dates for reelaetion. George neistter Friday, he ended a long and faithful hu filed for probate Judge, and F. r. term of service. Kven before he Toevs for commissioner. Luke Wil- elevated to the treasurers!) I p. was Mr. liams, for representative, and Edward Up ham had been serving as principal Klrkpatrick. for senator, sr. not like- assistant to the late Cornelius Bliss of ly to have any opposition In the priNew who. his later maries! Mrs. Ida Sullivan probabir years, Tork, was unable toduring much atWill be the choice of both tickets for tention w the arduousgive work. county superintendent of schools. Mr. Uphara has laid down ths keys (Copyright. 1924. Cool-ldg- ol (Blno, e. FTed-Upht- small . to th trsasw-vaults after having: raised more than t'.tOO.Ouv for tn chesU of his This is campaign a high mark for any party. successor to hoot at. These funds hav covered a number of years, some lean and som fat. but whether laan or fat, Fred Upham waa on the Job. HI task was mads always easier the fact that Fred Upham had theby knack of making and keeping friends. A man of large busisesa affairs and Independent means himself, his associations have been extremely valuable to his party and probably half of all the donations to the party through him have a personal tribute to the man rather than to th. organisation. Mr. Cioltdge'e managers hare announced that they will wage as economical a campaign as possible this year. National committeemen generally are agreed that the task of raising funds is not to be an easy one, particularly in th. west. Some of the do not believe it Is going to be any easier to shake the dollars off the easterners On of the great difficulties will be In raising funds for the congressional campaigns. Kach senator up for election and each congressional aspirant will have to shuffle largely for himselfTh. states will endeavor to raise whatever congressional money la to be obtained and will leave the financing of the presidential campaign largely to th committee. 7 rs After alt tb. fuss and feathers made over Dr. Nicholas Murray Butler's attack on the Volstead act and the high hope aroused in the breasts of the "wets" that something might be don at th. Republican rAnvrti.r Jn Butler mad. no attempt whatsvar tn Impress bis view upon the ouii-eu- tlon. collectively, or the delerates had that prohibition was a failure and he intended to stick to it. Anyone who thought prohibition was a success, he saio.. was entitled to that opinion also. It. Butler Is too old. too well versed a politician, ever to have harbored the though that an antidry plank was What the future may hold, possible. he could not sav. but he wee convinced thto rear thati neither of th. two old parties would car to expressed-litrwnopini- tackle the wet and dry Issues, other than to declare for law aniorcement. Dr. Butler says he himself is for law enforcement to the hilt, but this doe not prevent hi holding the opinion that the law should be or wiped out altogether. Dr.changed Butler was a very quiet and unobtrustive figure at the convention. Another quiet figure was C Bascom Slemp, secretary to President Coolldge. Mr. Slemp waa there as a delefrom his native Virginia, and as agate member of the national committee. Many of his old friends rushed to him for assistance and advice and also for any "directions" that he may have brought from the White House, but Mr. Slemp directed all callers to the Coolldge headquarters presided over by William M. Butler of Massachusetts, the new national chairman. Mr. Slemp felt that all messages to and from the president should continue 4.0 go through Mr. Butler. Mr. Slemp Is an astute politicianone of the very best in the country, and he realises too many lines of communication might Just as mlly spot! the broth as too many rook gathered around tha boiling political pnt. The is a great believer in secretary also "regularity.-- ' .. . Cleveland unquestionably was the most friendly city that ever entertained a national political convention. Tbe arrangements at the convention hall were better and fewer restrictions were placed upon the delegates, and visitors than in ths memory of some of the oldest guard. There wss absolutely nothing "hard boiled" shoot Cleveland. Ths problem of handling the convention was not an easy one for the group of the Cleveland hotels, and the convention hall Itself within the spac of a very few block caused all the congestion to center In a very limited area of a very beautiful cltv. Tet the ease and smoothness with which It was carried off made the whole thing look simple. Already Cleveland haa many boosters for 19:8. BEET ACREAGE HEAVY. nn special te ts Tribes. Pocatello Tovrist Camp Is Crowded to Capacity special to The Trie. POCATELLO, Idaho, to Jan. Fletcher Kirkandau, Pocatello toons! ground, camp Is crowded U capacity .vary night, and It is that approximately can hav vlaiud the camp sines the register was put In use ten days ago. Tb. ears will average three planus, making a total of less parse a whs hav. .lopped overnight at ths csuaj sine. June t. Tbe caretaker says thai the tow. lata so far this season are not kaaais for any particular locality. - but are "Just traveling." More tnaa fifty cart were registered at tbe tourist caml . Thursday night. The new tourist camp, which wit) b. ready for occupancy by Juty M, will be about four times aa large as ths present sits - and will b. largt enough ts- easily- sfcbmmodata tn travel whica heavy tourist through Pocatello. cartakr at thth camp d & Veteron Depot Master H at Pocatello U Dead seelsl to Tee Tribes. POCATELLO, Idaho, Jnn anel of age. pioridited,n U years neer and resident of Pocatello, died Friday night at a local hospital following a several weeks' illness. Mr. Feldsted was depotmaa-te- r at the Short Lin. depot and bad been In the railroad service for number of years. According to present arrangements bis funeral wUl be held Tuesday. Mr. Fetdsled Is survived his wife snd the following children:by Russell Feldsted. Mrs. Lenore Pierpont, Mra Peter Bergendorf, Ralph. Ferria and Frank Feldsted, all of Pocatello. The family resided at 1141 Nona Mais street. . . k k T.. lJu W BlacTtrooCand a aister, Mrs. A. H ing to R. C. May, field superintendent Smith, lives at Santa Crux. Cal. , mr me Amalgamated; Fugar company, the factory at Paul will have a camBACK FROM CONVENTION, perisl to The Tribaae paign of ninety davs this fall. e j yesri th fartory ran for RUPERT, Idaho. Jnne 14. A. C cava. Tn neet acreage In Minidoka DeMaty, Rupert abstractor, has reacrea. as compard with turned from county l th convention of the 4700 acres last year. Enn. Hailtn ! Stat Title association, at Pocatello. no jncnenry otsirirrs. Teeners to the He was named as delegate front Paul factory, have an acreage of 1100 Idaho to attend the national convenacres. The beet crop la la good shape tion of the organisation to be bats' in- since tb recent In '.w Orleans is October. sixty-thre- 60 |
