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Show UINTAH BASIN RECORD By CibofM fflHERHEADS Vun Minimi Shell-Shocke- V" ,TbU'LL HAVE To MAKE; TH SPEECH TQR OUR LUMCHErOM CLUB MEMBERSHIP 5EIVE OTTO'S SICK AMP fwHATiS all Thus? -- Amp Kiovy we will HEAR FROM FELIX FEATHERKEAP WHO WILL SlVE THE PETAILS OF THIS PR1VE-- MR FEATHERWEAD IT FELLOW MEMBERS JREMARKS WILL BE d MY BRIEF, BUT IF EACH ONE OF H'OIJ CAM GET WHAT PO SAT IM TOUR HEAPS Vou Will HAVE THE WHOLE THIkKt IN A X URGES CALLING SPADE A SPADE er? Are 'deferred raiments' easier than buying on time? Why should we delude ourselves with words? Reality Is there, Just the same. Detroit News. for Critic Sees Opportunity Debunking Speech. hotographic Darkroom That Fits Vest Pocket N American speech needs debunking, A safe and efficient photographic the opiuion of Frank G. Tompdarkroom may be carried In ones at of the English kins, professor ve-- t pocket. The cumbersome darkColleges of the City of Detroit, so familiar to every amateur room Professor Tompkins deplores the reduced to about the size been has tendency to use big names for little Of a of cigarettes. One can depack things ns the result of our love of fix any number of films and velop word to the elegant, in bright sunlight. The extremely work express the commonplace, darkroom Is an Ingenious faet and our averTon to calling compact with a mechanical device tank little a spade a spade. the film through the defor rolling Americans Too often, lie believes, and fixing solution, all, of veloping refuse to recognize cheap and ugly The in perfect darkness. course, even or ns and ugly, cheap things la kept In motion by means of film we attempt Instead, commonplace. device. An additional conto fool ourselves and others by a crank Inis a thcrmometer-lik- e venience names. In them grand up dressing tells the exact time which strument we offices Consider the glittering and fixing assume In our lodges," Professor required for developing different temperatures winter and at like Titles out Tompkins points vest pocket darkroom, Grand Exalted Potentate of tho summer. The been exhibited at the Honorable and r.enevolent Order of which has does away with the So, or Tier Most Imperial Leipzig fair, and makes It of developing Majesty, the Lady Queen of the drudgery for a to carry photographer posslblo of delusions What grandeur Hive. home with lilm. The film finished must bring the resounding titles and fool proof. while one wears the purple velveteen tank Is water tight that hat braided robe and the gold go with them, but once out In the to face cold street wlmt a the world as plain Maggie Smith or John Ilrown. The same love of title shows It self In the colonels and majors who earned their rank without leaving of their desks, the professors phrenology and astrology, medicine jhovv doctors, barber colleges, and business universities. My neighbor does not take room ers, but for years she has had ray Quick, Safe Relief Ing guests. They look like roomers, For Eyes Just the same. Down the street Is an obesity salon and farther on a By Exposure To reducing shoppe. Neither one Is a Dust salon or a shoppe. Sun, Wind Is It less humiliating to wear Stores At All Drug dentures than false tooth? Does an WriteMurineCo,.Dpt.W,aiicto1frrFrBoak teacha educator teach better than In g IT OF By Ted OLoughlut THE FORCE C By Wssum Horse Sense UtU So-nn- d n Tie Month C TISY THATCHE- R- HU Desperate Plight idependent fo-r$75 nly f rse of six mo That for our eaU out OP HIS t 01 OF BEAUTY I St.. Salt Laki that mam must have been poor HEAD WHEN HE COMMITTED CRIME it doesn't seem RIGHT, PAID US FOR LEASING THE PASTURE-- ' YOU CO DOWhJ AHD TELL THE COHSTABLE WERE ANXIOUS TO GIVE IT BACK TO HIM IFT WILL HELP, HIM IN HIS TROUBLE TO KEEP THE MONE HE By GEORGE STORM BOY, I APPRECIATE the YOUR . ! SOMETHIN FUNNy ABOUT THE WHOLE THING won't wait for WHAT I WANT IS I JUST THAT CAME TO TELL YOU THAT MEED YOU IP AW KINDNESS OF YOU AND, WORTHY AUNT, BUTISWALL AS SOON AS Mr LETTER OF CREDIT ARRIVES.. tafll THE CONSTABLE, I I'LL GO RIGHT r TUB -- n DRUGGIST Irritated and CRE Tins of 12 Tablets Bottles of 24 Tablets NOW NOW .e City, Post Offict il Building r Most Poi Priced IIo. rem Theatre ng District rn Coffee I jnneci ion iy and Night dPSGN, Man -- New Moder 3 All lit I Get Real BAYER Aspirin Now at Lowest Brices in History rizona Strip, Los Angel put the safety and quick action of Genuine Dayer Aspmn within the reach of everyone, the price you pay has now been reduced. Reduced so low that nobody need ever again accept some other F,r0J? aration in place of the real RA Y Elv ASPIRIN that youve asked for. 15c now for tins of 12 tablets. 25c now for bottles of 24 tablets. And the big. family size, 100 tablet bottles have again been reduced in price. These new low prices tire now in effect throughout the United States. So as to Eddie Doe Harping up with the joneses able Rates peeled In At .Dear ALt X CAM wwvct cjr 50W5- - TD 5espeaAT where caw He be ? ive LOOKED VE CjODSl STAMD Financial nri 4. DO dSOnCTHlKhS- - do not tolame ALL OVCR TOWtW TRY TOWy'vJ tbACbea vJHop ! He OUT i l.sri !A1 LV HANiT i'll HE Tv7 W-W- eH.Towy? yeH, He cone w and Sorrowed fwe dollars A HE SAID HE WANTED CUP OF COFFEE WHAT 5 FlWC DOLLARS For a cup o' coffee? Something Desperate THAT .S' OUST WHAT I SAID, Al, tbUT CD Die told re he was a coFfee f iewD So Remember, too, that doctors advise it, for it DOES NOT HARM THE HEART. And that scientists rate it among the fastest known safe reliefs for pain. (See illustrations below'.) Why Bayer Aspirin Works So Fast Drop a Aspirin Tablet into a glass of water. By th time It hits the bottom of the glass it Always say Dayer When You Duy IN And remember, when you ask for Dayer Aspirin at these new low pnccs its unnecessary now to accept any other preparation in its place. So never ask for it by the name aspirin alone when you buy, but Aspirin and always say aee that you get it. BAYER ALWAYS SAY PARKERS BALSAM HAIR Dandruff KtopiJa(r trailing Impart Color and and Fadea Hair Boatfty to Cray and $1 at J irutrgtafa, n!fwor - ( h rn W be , I'atri tigtio, N ir 2 SECONDS BY STOP WATCH A Genuine Biyer Aspirin Tablet Start to disintegrate and go to work.. What Happens In These Glnse HipperU in Your btomarh Genuine IVAYI.lt Aepirin Tablets Start Taking Minutes alter Hold" of Bam Taking. ASPIRIN Remofow 1 dianue- - is grlllflg. NOW WHEN YOU BUY Salt Lake Citys fewest Hotel I tin in Ideal JrLOKLMON SHAMPOO Hair Balaam. M ak es tha Conner t ion w i t h I 'ark t. hair aoft and fluffy. 60 rent by mad or at drug-gusHiacox Chemical Work, rulchogue, N. I, ts CH the Specials HOTEL You can on the special TEMPLE 80UARE sales the merchants of our town announce in the columns of this paper. They mean money saving to our readers. It always pays to patronize the mer- chants who advertise. They are not afraid of their merchandise or their prices 200 Rooms 200 Tile Baths Radio connection in every room. RATES TROM 1.50 Juit opponti Mormon Tobtrnatlo ERNEST C. ROSSITER, Mgr. YWNU- -W 23- - |