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Show UINTAH BASIN RECORD SIMPLE FROCK TILV ,Si ACCENTS SMARTNE Our Pet Peeve Along the Concrete ; J C JA y'm pipt you stop HOW DOES LOOK TO LADIES ;C J-- aj THAT RACE That h$e i? iouj fOW ?E& that lOOKEDfclpj? rwTtA PAD. lAANT"R? STOP AT A HANMEE 5TANC 5 1T$HOTJJOPU1Sbt , day v( F 4TTEII V 9St tte A simple frock Is just a sii fa frock unless it Is cleverly cut- tm then It becomes one of the sma Tod a woman can wear sum' in things t But choose your design with fi a fn greatest care remember it will te dif no help from frills or furbelows. S be dead certain of getting some! 13 chic, you cannot do better than jnI tin model with its smart and beco an , neck and its well fitting panels1, fabrics HERE V. WE KNOW THEM, TOO tv.'T' OtNMEJJ. MOW eeadv i5 At L LO fc&ljR $5S. Smart was looking rather puzzled. Tell me, old fellow," he said to a friend, have you ever heard of such a thing as cold embers?" The friend shook his head vigorously. Never, he replied. There cant be such a thing. Smart smiled artfully. Oh, yes, there is, he replied. November and December theyre cold enough, arent they?" JssLJ, Y0 As ,vm Iwl N being blan lutings, lrns. According to Custom The Usher Hey, you! This guy says you bounced a bottle on his bean. Whats the Idea? The Guest Nothin'. Only he butted In on our party an Introduced himself as the Human Battleship," and I thought It was time he was tested. Brooklyn Eagle. wtii Mercileis Campaigning Several of your friends In congress are physicians. Yes, answered Senator Sorghum, but they are cautious doctors who prescribe only simple remedies. What we need Is a bunch of dentists who can pull teeth and administer gas." ! WHAT PO Yo(J MEAN? HAVEN'T BEEN To THAT PLACE lM FlPTEgKl NEARS . Some Like That ife is a good driver, boasted Jones, and she believes In gh ing the man in the other car his place along the road. Mine does, too, sighed Smith, only she seems to think his place Is in the ditch. Philadelphia Bulletin. My w Influence have assumed of power in politics. Yes," answered Miss Sometimes it looks to me a beauty contest had been Influence rather than by Women FINNEY OF THE FORCE Tl O'Loughtui By C Vun Sew What? UMe NEEDLES Ioi GUESS OiLL HAVE T'BE AftHER 'RESTlM nez FER FALSS IpWAL ME. FINNEVI that ' SOI6H NgR. VJWDE- RWHILE MADE SUITS fTMOW WAIT" Ol Nez VEZ. CAN'T M SOOT I Q u c ts 1 KJ APVERTiSW who! me? quit kidding HOW 'BOUT Y i r1 HOW QUICK? PO I SAY HAVE they or that They to wait?Wait ? - HOW LONS here should W that rj 'ft. y a position Cayenne. as If even decided by Is, by the way, a wonderful sty tieatr merit. slimming the figure. Use cott jf; linen for chic results. thing. A Suggestion Complete, diagrammed sew s the m so hard dear! included. Its Kathryn Oh, for me to find a fit In any Kind of Pattern 0009 may be orderec'S , , shoes. in sizes 12, 14, 16, 18, 20, SO, ! modern snow shoes? 30 and 40. Size 16 requlree. Irie try Kitty Ever d court Brooklyn Eagle. yards 36 inch fabric. Send FIFTEEN CENTS in cc80'1'' Not Yet Rtpe stamps (coins preferred) for ticatl.m Guide The green garden snakes tern. Be sure to write plainl "orries' around here are not harmful. NAME, ADDRESS, the STYLEl" Honi noi Old Lady Arent they as danger- BER AND SIZE. N 0R JT ous as the ripe ones? to Send your order Sewing 232 vd,,deai Pattern Department, Eighteenth Street, New York CHICAG IHORb BOTH SAD CASES jyrf " TH E03BY OlD YOU fiNO WHAT THAT sca-aw- a a Done With THE TRUCK HE TOOK OUTA OUT OP HIM. HOR EAT HIS VTTTLES .... CAnY MAKS OUT IT WHV hs oidht RUN HO, 1 CANT CET IT HE WOHY TALK, he hooked after THINGS.-- T for them , t y The dewtists By GEORGE STORM Courier.... THATCHER-T- he OFFICE MIGHT A KHOWN A MAN BALM ENOUGH TO PA y OUT GOOD MONE THE FjS STABLE CON DISCUSSED THE STRANGE CASE OF PROFESSOR PETTI BONE N THE CLERKS OFFICE OHS OP HIS AUDITORS AND THEY'VE, HAO HIM IN THE COOLER TWO, DAY'S AND HE WONT SAV A WORD AS TO WHO WAS WITH HIM... TO PULL. OOWH A DENTISTS SIGN WOULDN'T HAVE THE SENSE BIFFLL TO CET OUTA TOWN WANTA HEAR OF THIS ? J SLIPPED FRCM ROOM "THE AND HURRIED TOWARD SHANTYTOWN. IT WAS SWANK HOTEL Two men met after 40 years. Black I have lost my tune and must go hungry. White And I have been p den by my doctor to drink bet must go thirsty we all have ol rows. Lustige Blaetter (Berli. ja P0 Cant Blame Him Blinks How did it happen i W1 man In Perkins circumstance!1 1 80 his daughter to Europe for a yir Jinks She had fallen in Urn mu a crooner, and he said hed a"DS& sight rather go to the poorhousc1 Pieces botht have such a thing for a tching. Cincinnati Enquirer. son-in-'- 1 2 'X?. tj was as of dI KICKAPOO SLUTER BEARING THB NEWS TO TURTLE BACK SMATTER POP 0 By C. M. PAYNE One Minute Off For A Query J Curiosity Warsaw A young man was t ed because he was lying acros,. ,ura way lines near Warsaw. Suicide? he said, when tioned by the police. Certain!;' I was just trying to find out eas quickly a train could draw upf Olntme Sold ei Tips free. Can the stock market be r!eS D lated? Yes, answered Mr. Dustin but youll never stop specu" You cant keep lambs from j tips any more than you caul AND Walters. , Calory LaJva is env Sound Advice ae,t You have a beautiful bride, Yes, but well have to 11 bread and cheese and kisses." Its a nice diet, my boy, but Invite too many people to dinn1 Philadelphia Bulletin. Worthless Lot I have a devoted wife and "fH charming children, Bir. They must be a poor bur they cant support you." Brc(f Eagle. low doondcr at thc door to sec Msi.Eoweiw hc LeAVC he will wot UNTIL hc seed DCAR Yol? al, Dont MCAN .IT !" BIRD AT THE DOOR B THE NAME OF O'DOnK J HE CAY-HE WANTT THE Howe FOR RODE THAT NEW DR-J3iN- TRADCS people ARC. ILL CsO TO THE DOOR AND POT THIT O' DUNK PERJcN IM HlS PLACE i;: WHAT A EADOON, AL'. Run ill FREEIIN! get hc a blanket Quick! will You? wih m j |