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Show , HIE, SALT XAkk TRIBUNE, 12 QUEER MR. JUGGINS WORKS THROUGH LIFE BACKWARD - ed anthr, Celebration Marks the point and NwAishea, he will back up clear through the Curtain of ExistCompletion Highway ence and die, or be born, I dont know which to call it. to Tbs Pgectsl Tripm. Meantime he re ms ins to me ae on of the vnot illuminating alleSPANISH FORK, June 5J Hundreds of people gathered at Baiem yesgoric J hay met. terday to Join in the tag celebration (Copyright. 1953; by Metropolitan to mark the completion of the cement highway connecting Spanish Fork, HaNewspaper Service and Dodd; le m gnd lason with the state highMead A Co.) way The celebration was in charge of the American legion posts . of the HIS QUARRY FOUND. three towns and was featured by an A young Swede appeared at the automobile parade of gaily decorated for a cars over the new road from Halem to county Judge' office and aeked " license Spanish Fork, through Benjamin and "What kind of a license'" asked rsvson and back to Halem, The parade was followed hy a prothe judge. "A hunting license9' 'No," was the answer. "Av tank gram at Haiem, the main feature beave bane hunting iong enough. Ave ing a speech by Commander Kberbardt want marrWge license. kYeemans of the Magna post, other speeches were made and musical number given, Journal (New York! of by STEPHEN LEACOCK I first met Juggin really U notice him ycar and year ago as ho f out rain ping Somebody was trying to naU up a hoard oir,a tree fyr a shelf and Juggins interfered to r help him..' vou he. 1A Stop a nyijut. of'tfefUt board need to saw the off before you 'ptft it JP " Thenjlug-gin- a looked ardund To .a sawf' and when he got it he had hardly made more than a stroke or two with it behe said. This aa fore he stopped IL ho h ' needs to be filed UP went up a file to sharpen he before fcftittd that the nv, but could use the file he needed to put make to on and it, a proper handle a handle he nent m look for a sapThe sapling In the bueh, but to cutneeded to ling he found that hr sharpen up theof ate course, he had to ftx To do this, SUM) AY MORNING, JUffE 24, 1923. In for manufacturfng mining machinAt this he would undoubtedly ery. have made money but for the enormous cost of ga needed as motive-powfir the plant Juggms sold out of the manufacture for seventy thousand and after that he went whirling like ek&ting back ward, Jn.a circle, through the different branches of allied Industry He lost a certain amount of monev each jear, ekperiallv when trade waa brisk. In dutt times when everything waa unsalable he did fairly well FITTING HIMSELF TO PROPOSE. Juggins's domestic life was very quiet. He of course he never married did. It is true fall in hive several withtimes, hut ear h time it ernbd remember well hla out result first love storyJXtr I was very inHe timate with turn at the time had falhn in- 1oh with the gir! !u and immediately. question utterly It was literally love at first sight. er There ware sports of various kinds In the afternoon, floating on Lake Halem 1 clock tn and other diversions. the evening the Mg event of the dav, a historical pageant, was given, whFh was directed bv. Rodney iiilliam and in which nearly 501 persons, representFork, Payson ing talent from and Halem, tookBpsh part. This pageant and represented many historical scenes, and ciosM with a representation of the part America played ln the reent war. with Isail nations paying tribute to the flag. Music during the dancing and tableaux was furnished by the Pavaon band. Following the pageant there was a display of firework, and the Fork, people then came to Hcantsh whrre a grand ball at the Auditorium Proceeds closed the day feeuyitica i brat ion will be used for from the the benefit of (he legion posts of the towns. three Every Home a Starting Point of Highway Travel WASHINGTON. J,n 2k. Even Home Is a sere milestone or the point from which roads radiate to the rest of the world since the advent of the automobile, according to Roy D. Chapin, speaking at the dedication exercises oV the Zero Milestone monument This monument is the beginning of the Robert E Iee highway and the hub of the national roads leading from Washington. The president of the United States, recognising the importance of highways to national economic develop ment and national defence, accepted the monument on beh tff of the government from Dr. 8. M Johnson, general director of the Die Highway association. Mr Chapin, represe-tttnthe autoon the mobile industry, spot of raoty tnmsporL as. followsTime was when 11 roads led to Rnmet' The world m wm westward Hvijixation follows th same pathway and today we dedlcrJn thia visible mark of a new era when all Toads lead to Washington. From this aero milestone will, radiate to the homes in America over highways improved which will pass daily tens of millions of our people and a vast proportion of our commerce. Through the aged the upward struggle bf man has bom energised by the desire to express ht mself to break loose from the rut t assert bus in dividualism. In .the last twenty yean a new tool has been forged a mean of transport wtnch more than evci J before satisfies men s dhsires. the firwt time in history man find! himself with a, means of quick, ecov nomical. individual transportation. ery home has i'Self become a sero mile stone, from tpe door of. which onl may go in his car one mile, five oa five thousamf, where one pleasea when one wfcihe.- - Each trip tang oa shortia a sestful voyage of dis eoverj-- WELCOME NEWS. Jim." she said, as he settled dowi for a comfortable smoke--. s I've lot of things I want to talk togotyou about." "GoodT said her husband. Tm m glad to hear It. Usually you want to talk to me about a Ibt of things you haven't goL" Exchange. 1 1 . fact that we Have over rpHE 70 stores in the West with complete and extensive stocks, new clean goods of highest quality, with prices set below the usual, proves to every car Western owner that the Auto deserves the title of Auto Supply Headquarters in every city wherein a Western Auto store is located thats why we say Our Success is your Security, j - j Automobile So Juggins fell in love with her. the grindstone so aa to maka it run There was no doubt of hi intenAs soon as he had met her Involved making tions properly. This I inwooden leg for the grindstone. To he was quite frank about it. do this decentlv Juggins decided to tend " he said, "to aek her to be my mAke a carpenters bench This was wife "When' I asked; right swavT quite impossible without a better set of tools. Juggins went to the village No," he, saifl, ' want, first to fit of her" be of to to get the tool myself worthy required, and, So he went into moral tunning to course, he never came ba k fit himself lie taught in a SunHe was rediscovered weeks later-- in the etty, getting puces on whole- day school for ox weky, till he realised that a man has no sale tool machinery. in Divine work of that sort without IN A LANGUAGE JUNGLE. himself bv serious first After that first eplslde I gbt to riudy preparing of the historv of Palestine know Juggins very well. For some And he felt that a man wrm a cad to force his society on a girl while time we were student at college to- he is still onlv half acquainted with gether But Juggins somehow never the history of the Israelites. Bo He always Juggins stayed away got far with his studies It was nearly began with great enthusiasm and then two years before he was fit to prosomething happened For a time he pose By the time ho was fit the studied French with tremendous had already married a brainless But he soon found that for girl leal her boots wrho in thing ' a reaL knowledge of French vou need didnt knowpatent the first thing of first to get a thorough grasp of Old hletorv French and Provencal But it proed FROM SISTER TO SISTER. Impossible to do anything with tnese Of course Juggins Ml in love again without an ahn$!utely complete command' of Batin. People alwavg do. And at anv rate Thia Juggins discovered could only by this time he was in a state of he obtained. In anv thorougn wav. moral fitness that made it imperathrough Sanskrit, which of course lies tive. In love So he fell In love deeply at the base of It. Bo Juggins devoted th a himself to Sanskrit until he realised this harming girl, that for a proper understanding of commonly Know n as the eldest Nias hhe was onlv' called Sanskrit one needs to study the an- Thimeycroft. eldest because she had five younger uncient Iranian, the derneath. This language, however, is sisters; and she was verv poor and lost. Awfully clever and trimmed all her Anv man. if he'A worth So Juggins had to begin ner own hata sgain. He did. It is true, make some the PAme. falls in love with that So. of progress in natural science. He stud- sort of girl at firt eight course, Jucgms would have proposed ied physics and rushed rspidlv from forces to molecules. And to her, onlv when he went to the from molecules to atoms, and from house he met her near sister find cours she was ounger still, and, atoms to electrons, and then his whole of studies exploded backward Into the I suppose, poorer and made not only Infinities of space, still searching a her own hats but h r own Mouses. Bo Jufgms fell in love with her first oa us. But one night when ne went to SKATING BACKWARDS. call, the door was opened by the sisJuggins, of course, never took a de- ter younger still, who not onlv made gree, so he made no practical use of her own blousra and trimmed her own his education. But It didn't matter. hats, but even made her own tailor-mad- e Hs was very well off and was able suits that Juggins to go straight into business with a hacked up fromAfter sifter to sister till capital of about a hundred thousand he want through the whole famil, dollars 'He put it at first into a gas and in the end got none of them. plant, but found that he lost monev LIVING TO STARVE. at that because of the high price of coal needed to make gas. Bo he sold TVrhapa it was juvt am iwU that out for nlnetv thousand dollars and JuggmM nowr married It would have made things very difficult bo a use, went into coal mining. This was unsuccessful because of of coum, he got poorer ait the time' the awful cost of mining machinery lou eoe After he sold out his last Be Juggins sold his share ia the mine Share in his last business le bought for eighty thousand dollars and went with it a diminishing life annuity, so planned that he always got rather less next year than this year, and still less the year after. Thus, if he lived long enough he would starve to death Meantime ho has become a g elderly man, with coats ohort and trousern a little above his hoots like a boy. His face too la like that of a boy. with wrinkles. And hia talk now h grown to be ahvaya reminisoent. 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