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Show (5 ?l.i v"-t THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE im- -j .mir7H in.. ihi !wrnnr ini THE UNIONIZED MILK INDUSTRY is now trying to Lewis L. Jhn milk industry throughthe unionize If be succeeds out the country. delivered will milk of bottle every that label certifying a union have contact there has been no doorfrom tire cow pasture to the ifii inr 3EESIO By ED WHEELAN 331 3IG TOP WHEN THEy WE PE IN THEIR STATEROOM ON THE . MyPA &ROKE DOWN COMPLETELY AND ' RED DID HIS BEST TO COMPORT HER TRAIN - RED'i FEW DAYS LATER THE ARRtVED IN CALIFORNIA MOTHER MCT THE TRAIN AT SACRAMENTO HAL'S VJHAT so - LATER Art) T-T VET-- O l -- i guess 'E 'LELE"a't F BE A PEAL. TROUPER VO MATTER. HAPPEN step. VJHAT The idea is to have milk from milk-hanhands and delivered by union union and delivered by The new slogan may be Milk From Union Cows, Contented or Not! - l-I- - - I'LL ME mil-me- n. ALL IN A M MINUTE.' RIGHT We can imagine a union cow, chewmeadow, ing its union cud in a union m swishing a unionized tail and lowing tones approved by the Musicians S !! HI ... Union. Tfci hC? It Tvl it " , We can brooks, hay. .v vfli L, BABETTE, FM WORN OUT NO BATHROOM ON THE FARM-NO- T FROM THAT EVEN ANY By RUBE GOLDBERG day. The lowing herd winds slowly o er the lea, The plowman homeward plods his weary way All unionized and happy as can be. ELECTRIC LlSHT EITHER, ONN OIL LAMPS AND CANDLES HOT TRIP-DRA- W X A NICE HOT BATH WATER. W9.. kf cowbarn Whoever thought the would some day become shop. a closed Expert Advice Somehow we find it hard to gaze over the rolling country these spring days and take in the bucolic scene without feeling that, although he is not there in person, the spirit-forof John L. Lewis flits through the meadows, looks disapprovingly on the gusto of the rushing brook and, wielding an invisible rubber stamp, puts an Okay J. L. L. on the flank of every mooly. By GENE BYRNES OKAY, MEN TUERES LIKE A TEST T' PROVE HOW GOOD THINGS NOTHIN , THIS GUY MADE MY UNCLE'S UPPERS AN' HE OR.TER LOWERS , LW MARCH D, STOS Hiller, I just cant decide nlw youre bragging or ap0i0gl2 jllsR" Ills Trouble ,1y ad i ice to you, colonel i. through the movements of driun. 'til SI the ' Whispering into the ear of every cow the wonders of the five-da- y week and warning the bull to take orders only from its local board. , i- - - iZeJtsLrrgr colonel, ing to overcome!" m Theres one fellow who caatli all the women all the time the one who changes the fashioi B Hard to Raise Brown Why has Jones can that mortgage on his house long? Smith Because he cant lift I guess. DONT LET CONSTIPATION ca SLOW YOU UP When boweli are sluggish and you now yoi irritable, headachy and everything y, k expl. do is an effort, do aa millions the modem chew,' .sy. I gum laxative. Simply chew FEEN I hope ep MINT before you go to rr." out being disturbed next morning g replied thorough relief, helping you el n Benin, full of your normal pen. y. that b Tastes good, is I She si and economical. A generous family sup FEEN-A-MIN- bed-ale- . EEN-A-MIN- ba.- FEEIl-fl-KINT- jdwicl Jlthei Tc b,s. L At five oclock he milks the cow, The busy. farmers man.' At six oclock he strains the milk And pours it in the can. Yeah, We Cant Have That HUNTLEY At seven A Its theres a clamor and merry little row. found the cow that gave the milk broai Maker of Jest A jests prosperity lies ear of him that hears it. speare. when in d. Si il smii I -- Get this quick relief. Lifts hoe pressure soothes, wat ha old ha she pot. Costa but a trifle. PW1 t was strengt! Where railed, Fills His Task Nothing is void of self fills His work. would at? Mr. ftflDDLE-AGE- fl .ars a mmi ( furious Zg Wltl cross, restless, suffer t flashes, nervous feelings, dizzme distress of "irregularities cats by this period in a womans life r Lydia E. Plnkham's Vegetable at once! If youre gemei in nvolvei ailed eart gratlfyb direction to stop tAtniMt moo. WILLIAMS Guess which hand is yer birthday present!" 0 W'r'-Edf',.EUNLUCKILY.ATCRU-CIA- LEFT FOOT UP, READY TO PITCH, THE WAY HE HAS SEEN IT IN MOMENT LOSES BALANCE, WHICH BRINGS RAUCOUS LAUGHS FROM PICTURES OPPONENTS motion, poises, L STARTS WINDUP OVER AGAIN, WHILE TELLING HECKLERS WHAT HE THINKS Of THEM " ack Pitches anddiscovn SOLATELY WATCHES BALL SAIL op out the lot for a J once her. ' home RUN Itwwfc r. , 2. Pats "Oh, re inte SALT d May Warn of Disordered Kidney Action SM I We ei 'you th ' Joan i Modem life with Its burry tnJ Irregular habita, improper m drinking its risk of exposureon tw tion throws heavy strain of the kidneys. They re apt to over-taxe- d and fad to and other impurities from the We blood. You may suffer nagifinj bc headache, dizziness, ge ting up leg pains, swelling leel tired, nervous, all worn out. of kidney or bladder disorder times burning, scanty or too urination. Try Doan Ptlli. kidneys to pans off harirful tnt waste. They have had more A century of public approval. e mended by grateful useri Ask your neighbort be rrrf always said those baseball fan. wouldnt stand for any non. sense from Tokyo or Berlin. Buy U. S. SAVING bonds a find I fet ou door d. Jo h fastei . into he 1 . ..i Buy Defense Bonds Secretary Morgenthau says every doorbell In the country will be at least once In the drive to rung war bonds. The trouble is that sell they have been rung so often for various purposes that most of em are out of order. after windmill upon co loan ed. Elmer Twitcheil, the old horseshoe and chess champion, Is luite sore. He says Mr. McNutt Abolished those bureaus before he got his games GLUYAS jartmei m the lire to no norsaiu. A0AINS1 tUCKlll WITH THAT SHH1 I when mtttt Ditcher AGAIN yet her. s, I ional Mahatma Gandhi must be one man who is moved somewhat unusually by the prospect of losing his shirt. OVER. ii act Hines be-lut- ALL not d lays du club The race tracks of America will donate two million dollars to army and navy relief funds this year. The chart writer would perhaps describe the decision thusly: Slow to get off appeared out of it at first turn, to urging in stretch and came through under a hard drive." WINDUP eye warn 1 Plnkhams Compound Is or. for women, and to help relieve distress due to tc female functional disturbanceci Thousands upon thousands WOETH TRYING th out : HEED THIS ADVICE!! women have reported benefits. Follow label knov I 38-5- 2 Shed, this g lf STARTS Til y. someth! One-hapound of sugar per person per week will be the new fed-ersugar ration. But I cant wait a week! I use it every day, complains Ima Dodo. STOPS AND TELLS HIM TO SHUT UP love Td ferent YOULL FIND OUT Little grains of sugar, Little ration books Tend to cramp the style of Many pastry cooks. SWINGS ARMS 'ROUND AND 'ROUND LIKE A WINDMILL UNTIL SOMEONE SHOUTS TO HURRY Up AND PITCH, THEY HAVEN'T 60T ALL NIGHT mu ave God; Hel Seneca. And a man must live. AND STARTS WINDUP nigt iderful Yankee Magazine. tfLARPS AT BATTER too st an cushions the sensitive ot n IS "Pat Im short of food but long on stair carpet and paper treads, wheelbarrow, snath, flag 40 by 56, staff, hose, iron washtub, van-ne- r, crowbar, jigsaw puzzles, dust mop and kitchen utensils. A609. PITCHERS WINDUP yoi coffee ! At eight oclock John L. appears, A frown upon his pan And there will be no milk today TWAS NOT A UNION CAN! By J. MILLAR WATT ( er. see her ov almos The busy farmers man is called With him it goes quite hard; Its charged that when he strained the milk He lacked a union card. POP die prl Was not a union cow. Wrong Number tonl r yrs. To revise Anne Emilie Poulssons old verse: MESCAL IKE 7 ' 3 What would grandpa have thought if somebody had predicted that the walking delegate would wind slowly oer the lea, that the cow would jump over the moon only if it had a union permit and that the milkmaids answer to May I go with you would have been "Not unless you are a member of the union in good standing, mister. 'JT-- REGLAR FELLERS in made man? picture union clover, union union hillsides and union The curfew tolls the knell of parting LALA PALOOZA No Luxury YBUT, MADM,THERE "S OH, .NO ? 'j'-'y-. non-unio- n AT THE RANCH I MRS. THOMPSON -THE RES AIO WORD FROM - LOVE MY&O VJlTH ALL' MYRA .DEAR. MY HEART And SOUL i AND 1 KNOW HOUll MUST BE VOV FEEL, BUT.HONEV.VJE -- THaTS AU FAITH HAVE ERAVe AND OOH. Am IWT DUNNO.MVRA.&uT OOlHCr To DO IF THE M Y 'ALMAY S TOLD ME IN THE CIRCUS THAT DON'T Find HAL'S THE SHOUJ MUST 50 ON P PLANE'" WOH-- '4 - A '-- "At. 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