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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER A N British Films Outclassed by American Productions Fans in London Prefer Movies Made in This Country; Germany About to Enter Field on Extensive Scale. By NORMAN Copyright. 1322, by Salt Lake Tribuna.) Eighty-fiv- e LONDON,- - Sept. per cent of the films looked at by English movie fan are American made. Producers complain that English audiences ara Inclined to groan when they find the Trogram includes a homemade picture. And that seems natural after one has at through a ner ve "feature- - inwhich the duchess grahdTSlltoofcs- - hr- - setting and costume much more like the Satur- Soday night party of ciety of Grocers' Assistants, or phony Indians capturing the hero on what is plainly a vacant lot in a London superie. The producers are not only complaining, however handicapped by their country's chronic sunlight shortage and a restricted market, they are striving to compete with the American and have already embarked on a year's program of bigger and better films. Ths accompanying publicity campaign Is formidable with appeals for patronage of home industry and promises of Improved production methods as well as protesting assertions that the English public is getting fed upon the alien psychology expressed in American films and on captions written in "uncomprehensi-bl- e Americanesb. of the Fatherland engineers haven't attempted' a reproduction of the San Francisco earthquake, but. as a discouraged Enallsh producer said the other day while walking in the unending rain: Give them time! If' the movie life-siz- H. MATSON ployed. Near Munich Mander saw a film town big enough to contain aeverai Venetian canala and full sized replicas of the Doges' palace and the Camp Ban Marco. He saw another Hollywood.'' a colossal reproduction of the main square of Pisa (leaning tower and all.) and a portion of Fleet street. London, as tt was 300 years ago. In BeHln a week ar he aaw an army of 7,000 supers. all dressed In. meticulously correct costume-storan ancient Italian castle. The THE FABLE OF THE UPL1FTER AND HIS DANDY LITTLE OPUS exchange contlnuea to drop they can do Rubber as Street Paving. If experiments about to be made by London engineers prove successful, Owners of the worlds huge rubber surplus a far greater market than that now provided by 'manufacturers of bath A London tuba, toys and slingshots. etieet la to be paved with rubber blocks. After heavy trafflo has done Its worst for three months- - the engineers and municipal officials will deliver their verdict. The blocks are faced with rubber the base being a harder rubber composition. It la claimed they will last fifteen years, and they will, of course, silence practically all traffic noise. As London has ro 'L and street cars are rare birds London needs only to lay rubber pavement and substitute bicycle bells for automobile horns to wholly solve the noise probem. But, alas, the new paving blocks are far, more expensive than the material now used. We Ship izto l r&csa Points In Utah, To All By GEORGE ADE. anything." will-hav- . 3, 1922. Once there wa a Lltry Guy whl would his Undertaker a Regalia 'and the White Satin puff Tie and go out of en Afternoon to read a Paper to the Wimmen. At every Tea Battle and Cookie Carnival he wag hailed an the Big Hero. A good many Dulcineaa who didn't know whatpulsating Iconoclast" meant regarded him as an awful Iconoclaat. And eyntcal? Mercy! When he stood up in a Front Room and Enfolded his MB., and swallowed ths Pepperm.nt Wafer, and began to Bleat, BA one in the World of Letters waa safe. Ha would wallop Dickena and jounce Kipling and even take a sideswipe at Luella Prentiss Budd, who waa the Poetess Laureate for the Ward in which he lived. Aa for the Drama, he could spread don a New York Success on the marbletop Table and dissect it until nothing waa left but the Motif, and then he would heave (that Into the Waste Basket, thereby leaving the Stage la America flat on Us back. After he had been sitting on the Fence for many years, booing those who tried to saw Wood, hit Satellites began coaxing him to write something that would show up Eugene O'Neill and A. A. Milne who wyre and all the other s. raking In Royalties under Falsa They knew he waa a Genius, because nothing pleased him. He decided to start with something easy and dash off an Operetta. Having sat through some of ths Current Offer. ngs, he noted that the Dialogue was unrelated to Real Literature - B22 Ttf 824 MAIN ST. Four-Flushe- rs Delivery Frs-tense- STORE CLOSED MONDAY Labor Day Armours Star Ths Ham 17 hat Am Bacon Too -- 2nd Thia la tha week look for, Star it's your guide to ur REAL QUALITY, Seven Days in Lil OF New York Armours Star By JESSIE HENDERSON. Special Correspondent of The Balt Lake Trfbtma. super-ruperb- J Americans Undisturbed. (Copyright, 1923, by Salt lake Tribune.) NEW YORK, Sept. 2 Youll have to hand it to New York this week for one thing, anyway. A blonde lady who hovers most myteriously on the fringe of the ateet mystery Isnt beaut.fuj. The man who saw her enter the house where the fatal duel occurred says she not only was not "extraordinarily good looking. but she wasn't even The fashionably gowned. shooting may one day be solved. It may be discovered why the movie man shot or didn't shoot the fellow to whom his wife objected, but one point stands serene and clear: there exists in the world a man who can see a blonde without calling her stylish or pulchritudinous. And the man exists in New York. Thus and once again, Gotham breaks a world's record. er The representatives of American producers who. have looked the situation over are ndt particularly worried. The sunlight shortage remains, and the American technic cannot be duplicated without the wisdom of long experience and the money procurable from the worlds largest audience. As for the Americanese" the fact that the great English cinema public reads American slang every time it goes to the pictures must be the explanation for the constant Yds, and there seems no good reason and growing acceptance of out argot. why this town should not win this week s The fans don't dislike It enough not to platinum medal on anothrr account, also. memorize it and joyfully misuse it in Gypsies are a wild and wandering race, 4 their conversations. who love the wild, the heath, the dell, If British competition se$ms the re- the glen and the open veldt. Which Is verse of formidable, that of the Germans another way of saying that the latest is something to think about. Representa- real life drama of Gypsy revenge Is taktives of English firms, recently returned ing place at 143rd street and Harlem from Europe, declare Fritz Is about to river, where the roving Romanies are fairly overwhelm Europe with new films comfortably encamped. of high quality. They are striving with Moreover, the revenge contrary to all intelligence and artistry to make pic the best works of fiction was distinctly on the other foot. It appears that the tures having an International appeal. The first series of historical subject in which ambition of every good Gypsy nowadays to own a home in New York City. they are specializing will be shown in is London this fall. Ore important London Iomo Iilvado had realized the ambition, exchange has no less than twenty of these and to his home lie Invited one of the In storage. Germany Enters Game. Miles Mandcr, K. R. G. S., who knows more about the movie business in Europe than anybody else in London and has Just returned from a tour of Germany's Hollywood, thinks that the German hope the world market is not of capturing extravagant. Labor, thanks to the exchange, is absurdly cheap in Germany so that armies of mechanics Romany chieftains. In an moment Dlvado showed the other Gypsy 34000 In gold. a box containing The other Gypsy tossed a handful of pepper In the general direction of Dlvadn'g e'es and when Dlvado got his sight again the 34000 had gone away from tnere. So had the other Gypsy. In all the best romantic fiction, it would be the Romany chieftain who pursued his enemy till he cornered him In a remote fastness where only the avalanche thundered and the eagle screamed But times have sadly changed. Dlvado absent-minde- and supers may be em d the chief through Brasil and He even pursued him through and Detroit. And at last, in tne Chicago more or less picturesque Gpsy camp at 143rd street. Dlvado met once again ins g Inend. It was at a spot where only the elevated thunders and the shriek of the motor s.ren rends the air. It was likewise at a spot where one glad cry summons the cop from the corner. Dlvado gave the requisite glad cry, and the pepper-shootlanguished presently behind the police headquarters bars. pursued Mexico. Average weight 10 to 12 lbs. each. Fresh from the smokehouse, with, all of their unsurpassed quality and flavor. Ic is unmistakably The Ham What Am." pepper-throwin- ARMOURS STAR Average weight 4 to t lbs. each. Get a whiff of it frying in the pan resist you can't such a treat for breakfast its GREAT! Just enough fat and just enough lean. 39ic Meanwhile, what do you know about the bells of history? Oh. well, even if you drnt, you have nothing on us. It appears that somebody is going to purchase a nice bit of land on Rivera.de drive near Grants tomb. There la to be a Campanile effect with lota n lots of hells flfty-ei- x In all which will form a carillon which will ring out aacred and popular mualc hither and thither for the delectation of whoever gets delectation out of such things. The affair is a war memorial, and it is going to cost only 33,000,000. Theres to be a campaign to raise the money; school children gild newsies will rush up to you when you're hurrying to catch a train or meet your husband and will shake little boxes at What with the you for vour contribution. coal strike, railroad strike, and a hectic In winter prospect, the carillon campaign leaves us, for one, decidedly cold. Nor have we any corner on this particular ohill. Such wldelj known people as President Harding and Assistant Secretary of the Navy Theodore Roosevelt, whose names were announced as enthusiastic sponsors --of the carillon , idea, declare that it's all news to them; nor has John D. Rockefeller. 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There was to be a Princess in the Thing, and a Picture of the long-loMother in the Locket and other New Stuff. He put in Hours and Hours the Verses. When he made Society rhyme with he thought he waa getting Propr.ety, to he Gllhertlan. When People came up to the House, not knowing that he had been taken down with anything, he would own up that ha was working on a Mere Trlf e, and then, after being sufficients urged, he would give a Reading. These Reading could have been headed off, but only by an Order of Court or calling out the State Guard. Inasmuch as the large-siz- e Carnegie Medal for Heroism Is waiting for the Caller who has the immortal Rind to tell a poetical Pest that his output Is Punk, the A u t h o r fo o n dm msetr smeared with Compliments after each of these parlor They kidded him Info thinking that he had Incubated a Whale. When the Great work was ready to he launched he began to Inquire the Name ol some prominent Theater Blokie who was a keen Student of the Classics d Taste. and a Person of The mqn he sought had moved Into the Poor House, so he compromised by express ng his typewritten Masterpiece to a Ringmaster whose name he had seen on the In a tew months the hirelings of the Express tompany became well acquainted with, the Large Envelope containing the only Hope of the preeent decadent Period. Every time the Work came back to him with a brief printed Suggestion that any Male Adult not physically disabled could make 32.73 a dav with a Shovel the Author would appear at the Afternoon Club with another scathing arraignment of certa n Commercial Aspects of the Modern Stage. A Nervy Manager la Found. The Music was written by Genius No. 2, working in a Piano Store. He had been writing Great Music tor yeara Whenever he heard anything catchy, he went home and wrote It. He was very Temperamental. That is, he got soused on about three, and. while snooted, would deride Victor Herbert, thus proving that he wa Brilliant, though Erratic. He had a trunkful of Tunes that were too scholarly for the lkeys who publish Popular Trash. He f tted them on to the Libretto written by the Lltry Guy. When the two got together to run over the Book and Score, they were sure Pride of possession and its matchless reliability excite an ambition to do more and better work daily Wi Mu For Boys & Qirb oAlso for Qirls No. 52 No. 42V4 V Safety Typo with ribbon guard (caonot Ink In mt potWod Type with clip cap Self-Fillin- g $2.75 $4.25 Both these pens are fitted with Watermans standard No. 2 14k gold nibs pointed with everlasting iridium. We especially recommend these two Numbers as perfectly adapted for the work intended of them. Other styles and sizes $2.50 and up. hand-temper- Selection ed and Service at Bc3 Dealer the World Over L. E. Waterman Company 191 Broadway New York 129 So. State St. Chicago V k . 17 Stockton Sc San Franck co V 5 '"M- Special to The Tribune. Miss Nellie United States public health nurse, who has been in Provo most of the time since July 10, has made a report to the city board of health of the work accomplished while in Pfovo. During her work here in the local clinic Miss Heinzelman has given substantial impetus to the health work of the city. While here she visited many homes and many desert mg persons have been given needed assistance, while others less urgent are on the waiting Sopt. 2. Ilein-zclma- list for future attention. While Miss Heinzelman has been assigned temporarily to work with the traveling clinie in Boxelder county, Dr. Knight, under whoso direction she is working, expects to be able to send Miss Heinzelman back to Provo within a few weeks, at most. In making her report to the city health authorities Miss Heinzelman said; During the past month the follow75; ing work was accomplished: (Jails, visvisits of cooperation, 47; children ited in their homes, 86; conferences with mothers, 29; visits to tubercular families, 5; tuberculosis contacts visited in their homes, 24; attendance at clinics, 9; attendance at meetings, 3; infant welfare visits, 4; civic sanitary condition reported, 1: case of cruelty to children reported, 1; provision made whereby two children of indigent families, eligible for high'sebool, will be sent to the Provo high school this winter. During the month of July we had nine clinics at the Provo clinic. At the first two there was not one applicant for service. During the last 'seven clinic davs dental, medical and surgical assistance has been given to 101 people. were old cases and Of these forty-onaixtv w era new- - eases,- a Following is list of the cases and their treatments Dental Fillings, j25; extractions, 51; prophylaxis, 2; oral examinations, 34. Medical Ear, 5; eye, 13; none, 12; throat, 10; chest, 4; abdo- e -- pkg. Soda (a Starch ($1 4 15c No. 2(4 l AU 4 15c 5 25c Spring Gar- I den Sifted Peas.. 6 23c cans Pierces C I Sauer Kraut...... All for ,C9 For MlW VlibJ 30c can Instant Poatura. 4 27c pkgs. Cream Wheat I ......... OllLJ $1X3 4 Tomatoes 4 15c Iowa Corn I Corn' 15c pkg. 1 cans Kaysville String Beans 4 15c ' cans Deseret June si.eo Extract .1 10c . r$i.c9 st Trv-Oo- The Author said the Lines were the beat he had ever heard, and the Composer said the Numbers were all Gema The Author went up to the City and found a Manager who had a Desk and a lot of Courage and a varied experience in risking other people's Coin. After the two Geniuses hpd mortgaged their Homes, the Impresario was enabled to get some Scenery built and rally a ,. large Drove of Artists. the Wutal Stage During Rehearsal Manager wanted to cut the Gizzard out of the Book and omit most of the sentimental Arias, but Mr. Words and Mr. of protest Music emitted such shriek Sacrilege that he against the threatened Guff allowed all the select home-mad- e to remain in the Script. serve them would He thought it men, 8. Surgical Tonsil, 9; operation on ear, 1. Anesthetic administered Ether 3; gas, 8; procain, 6. In concluding her report Mis Hein zelman expresses appreciation for the assistance given by the eitv officials and Chief of Police Wren Wilkin. She suggests- - the following recommenda- tions; (a) That a health center be operated in conjunction with the health clinie. (b) That a baby welfare clinie be established, (e) That a health hint column be established inthe local newspapers as a means of assisting in health education, (d) That a closer cooper tion be1 established between the school nurse and the clinic service. The doctors giving their service dur ing the month were: Medical anil sur llasler and Carroll; gical Dr. Aird, dental Dm. ' Foster, Conant, Nelson, Paxman, Greenwood, Love, of .Provo, and U- - Christensen of American fork. pkf. Lux t b. bars Pearl White Soap 10 For. t$o Dandy Broom 1 SSo Scrub Brush For Juice Catawba Grape Juice Soda Crackers j Ginger AU For Snap 5c Family pkg. ' Graham , Crackers $1.C9 Coeoanut Sc can Mission Pork and Beans LBS. 3 FOR $1X9 11.25 Golden " 0 for $1X0 $1X9. Eagle Broom. r , roll Hospital 12Vj,o Toilet a Paper 4 45c No. 3)4 G. 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Flgv 15c 1 I An For Bar Soap lmond ack to School I us ban 3 10c euper-reflne- World-Famo- a story of economy. 3 12H pkgs. Kellogs Corn Flakes every line tell Read carefully 2 65e At the Instant, however, the best intellects are focussed on the new ferryGrover Commissioner boat uniforms. Whalen, of the department which operates the municipal ferries, has decided that a life on the rolling deep is a life on the rolling deep, no matter whether you roll across the Atlantic or across the East river. Thetefore if the captains and mates of occSn liners drees up as they dress up, whv should not the capta ns and mates of ferryboats do likewise? Beginning in about a fortnight if the commissioner's orders are carried out the captains nnd mates of municipal ferryboats will be togged out in dark blue uniforms with gold lace of a quality and profusion to b- - env.ed even by an admiral. It will add to the gayety of commuting. Katherine McGregor is back from the where ahe South American wilderness, headed, her own expedition among and over alligators, hostile Indians antT wfg-g.- y traveler This snakes. crossed the Andes in the hottest weather, a months without several lipstick going or an ice cream soda. It only shows what women can do. Let your boys and girls begin their school and college year with the A BfflLLAi? SAL m Ak Sliced Bacon In the convenient carton pound beautifully packed and ready to fry on the Instant. Cut from choicest corn-fe- d porker, real appetiser for breakfast. THIS WEEK ANOTHER OP OUR FAMOUS -- And this Is the hour the landlords take to demand that the law be waived which says apartments must be kept above freezing, or words to that effect. Nobody is paying much attention to the idea at present. But along about January. ARMOURS STAR BACON er ?9i6lb. $ixo $1X9 Walter Balter's Chocolate 25c 15-- Jar Phe o 5 for $1X9 20c No. P.neappie 15c No. 2 can Crushed Sweet 6 for SfXO 1 can Jam 9 for $1X3, 40c No. )4 can Purity Cross Deviled Ham 3 for $f.C9 5 for SI.C9 Right. Cissy St. Vitus, late of the Burlesque When they gave th first Real Per; Bunch known as the Lady Bugs. , formance In The Tenor waa glvep the Hook, and Dog Town on a drizzly evening in November, there wa no So- his sentimental Role was entrusted to a cial Eclat to fill the sail. who had acquired his DraThe House was mostly Paper ana matic Schooling with the Ringllng Circus. All of which comes under the head Of therefore very M.ssourl. and allowed the pretty little Opera to die like an Out- whipping a Performance into Shape. cast. When the two Geniuses sat out In front The only Laugh In the Piece was when they recognized nothing except the the Drop Curtain refused to work. Semery and Costumes. After the Show the Mansger met them Their idyllic Creation had been mangled at an Oyster House and told them they bito a ronghhouse Riot, in which Disorhad eased a Persimmon to him. derly Conduct alternated with the shame less Gyrations taught in Egypt. Removed. Th Shows Vital Organ The Plot died Just, four minutes after, He said the whole Trick waa m Bloomr' the Ring-Uer. It waa Jut a funny aa a Wooden now became The romantic Operetta needed It two much and about Leg. Pep known as Another One of Those Thing tons of Bokum. was discussed It . by Club eagerly Both Words and Music refused to Women and Co lege Students. nv radical Chanaea. countenance Good In down Observation seats 4!yi They aaid It would bo another "Caval-lerla- " Row were not to be liad except at Scalas ooon as they could do It before per ' pricea an tntdllgnt Audience of The Lltry Guy and the Man aaid there wasn't came The out of the Rest Cure to learn that no such Animal as an intelligent Playthey had registered a Hit and could get goer. their namet In Who's Who.1 The Simp that pushed his Metal into With- the Royalty Checks coming trt the Box Office wanted Something Doing from of Culture they, were enCenters every minute and itiany Gals, otherwise abled to buy car with which to go ridit waa back to the in Lonesome Country Lanes, far from The Call on the Board read Every- ing the sight of a body at Ten, but the brainy Writer and When the Number Two Company came the versatile Composer were not inalong presenting the Metropiltan Success cluded. t. it was a the When they appeared at the Stage Door in because all the Members of the Research they were met by Props, who told them Club wanted to see that new Dido called to get to a certain Place out of there. the Chicken Flop. Standing In the Alley, they could hear was no knocking at the Lunches Thee Walla of Angu sh, and they knew that that- night. their Child was having' the Vital Organa Every one said the Show was a Bird, removed. it wtS up to the Auih.0. they thought the T ha- - A f!l e UthP4-t- he powdered but to Bapt.st Church. resign from Neck t?f the beautiful Prima Donna, who In eevatlns lhe Drama be MORAL: had studied for Grand Opera, but never sure even if you to enough, High (t had been able to find an Orchestra that have 4o get mas It a trifle Gamey. ' would fit her Votre. Her Part was changed from a Princess (Copyright, 1922, by the Bell Fjr.J.-catIrtc.) to a Shop-Liftand was assigned to Head-Sp.nn- True-Lever- s. Music-Mak- - Store-Hous- e. d. Sail-ou- - -- " e. . er r |