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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAy HORNING, APRIL 16, 1922. THE LECTURE COURSE . By W. E. HILL Copyright, 1822, by Tho Chicago Tribune & if ? 3 K & -- i- -' ft n v ff hr: rv 1 A ?,i r r 1TVv t 4 i 3' $1$ ss$?4go!Sviecn (, Vrvyt A r - f.s it sup qfc IW Wb wSshms; i at Every member or the Tuesday Afternoon Club is wild to tell Mr. Sweet how much Ms lecture on "Early Byzantine Art" has meant to her. simply A portion of the audience is shown cn route tnew the remains, so to speak. The lady a: tie head of the line is all set to tell Mr. Sweet JXS vnr 0 i lv' fii i? -? .- 7 M iL kill Extremely verbose is the gentleman who comes forward be lore the lecture with the information that "not only have we. tonight, the honor of listening to one of Americas greatest thontiea, etc., etc., but it is to be our privilege this evening to hear, etc, etc. Af.er twenty minutes more of this he takes great pleasure in presenting, etc, etc. Then the lecturer, g simulated for som. minute; past great interest in the proscenium, comes to with a start and registers great love for the master of ceremonies and the audience, and is reminded then and there of a little anecdote, etc.; etc. Here follows one of the worlds oldest and worst anecdotes. The master of cere- K& - A- The lady with the little gold pencil who expects to take no end of notes on "ThS Economic Dependence of Modern Woman. After the first subheading the lead will give euh and naturally, the poor lady win lose -interest and begin planning a walsf to wear with her blue serge monies with a air, laughs immoderately, followed by a sickly titter from the audience. rs s LG r 4 - M J 4 y j:;. fp r . s Vfl 'if' w I it 4 r s ..rWn The lady who thought ft would be such a pity to watte the ticket listening to a little talk on Constructive Idealism Among the dent Hindoo Poeta. , Four perfectly enthralled ladies drinking in every word --nearly every word of an address on "American Leaders of Polittcaf Thought of Today and Yesterday." The determined lady on .the extreme left applauds loudly whenever Mr. Woodrow Wil-ton- S name it mentioned. Whereupon the earnest lady seated between the two sleepy listeners will completely lose the drift of everything for the next few minutes trying to stare the j)s- termined lady out of countenance fg lx V i i 81 HI-1-- V - rVf tA The little Joke thrown in to lighten the serious side of things In the IQustra'.ed travel talk. Profestor Crc&s, usistant associate Ubrarian of the Alsop Memorial Institute, it doing the travel ebeut The Rubber Gatherers of the Lower Orinoco and Their Quauu Haunts. Professor Cress will inject a bit of homely humor new and then. He will insist on telling about hew they were accosted by.yhree natives while camping along the Tipsytoe River who war the innocent cause of much joking on the part of members of the Cress on fit "What," one of the party do you think of prohibition? Quick as a wink the leader of the natives answered In,fd. the native limbo, Hotsy Totsy wee wee," which translated means bum." "So It I would seem. Professor Cress concludes, that the Joke was on ua and not tha natives." i. t M g it - i fij I X 'V J .4 ii7SL v- m. Z"1 i; v x-- m g usatiiijMv If U; 'i ig dr i ti i j gi "ur iv M ttfci h iwh . Ui if-- r.x-tt- y J -'. rarnc'i.x mu Btftrsdr?T Mrs. June Koswell Kong delivers current history resume on alternate Friday mornings. Mrs. Rong keeps tha lucky members of the lecture . course up in all the political 4ii cations that ia, the really vital ones, pleasant feeling ahead of the day. Mrs. Rong is discussing Mr. Hardings cabinet this particular Friday morning. "And," she concludes, thererMr. Mellon. He has been used to handling .money all his life. So that makes him particularly fitted to serve in his present capacity And then, of course, theres Mr. Hughes. He, as you all know, is a most cultured gentleman. And that makes him particularly fitted to do hit work. And now, if anybody withes to auk any questions" (Applause from all the ladies in ths audienct whos' husbands sre Republicans.) ili1 Vr f 6 r K : 05$ -- k lecture on "Early Peruvian Art," illustrated by lantern ilides, of pets, kettles, jelly molds and sarious objets darc, among the early Peruvian cc st families, showing the shde that got in up lide down. Professor Knuckle, Litt D, L.H D, cf Sqite Inet'tUe. Torso. Tex, is lecturing. At the present moment be is looking no end hur; and reproachful at the man who ia running tha lantern. Mors or less popular authoress, who is going to read throatily, from her published works. Also one little poem, "Again I Ques tion, which bat never been published, end maybe never will be. Well, I don't just know that I egret with everything he said, but I think hs has a simply marvelous personality." In other wor da, they havent understood much of the lecture. ,b vJ , m |