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Show ARE MOON REWARD FOR GOOD SERVICE. Kinsale's Earls Had Privilege of Be- ing Covered Before King. Paris has caught th? hf.nt of going hatless amt many stories connected with hats and their history are recalled. It was onte counted a privilege to walk, not bareheaded, hut covered, before a King. The calls of Kiusale had this dubious distinction as reward for an old tune service. Seven centuries ago Philip of France summoned that cheerful hero, England's King John, to mortal combat John thought he would rather not, hut offered lie C'onrcey. earl of freedo.m from the dungeon where he lay if he would take In hand the De Courcey, commission. spoiling for a fight, agreed, and John and Philip sat together to sec somebody's head cracked The French champion cried off on seeing the size of the Englishman, whereupon the untried conqueror plajfully stuck his helmet upon a post of oak and drove his sword through it and so deep into the wood that none save himself could withdraw it. He had purchased his freedom and his toward he heard from his magnanimous sovereign's Thou art a pleasant companion lipsand heaven keep thee in good beavers. Never unveil thy bonnet again before king or subject. Kin-sal- - Wife Seen Wants in Remorse. She little thing With siaiht hiiitst on a sius-- v wing in the apple toe to sing That I thing a stem- as tu twitteieil there, I onh meant tn glee him a runte. Hut off it went and hit him suuaie A little fl tter-- a little i r j I kbit i, a liin - The n on the gt( und I saw him lie, 1 Until t Ihli k lie was going to die Hut as I watehod him I soon eoidd see lie never would - slug for ou 01 nie Alll mole in till- apph tree Vever more tn the sunshine light Nerer mine in the sunshine laight. Tuning his song In git d. light -- unimci do ' i And Pm thinking J low never never 1,111 I lenav aw iv V he little life that I Kidney Dayre m V nth s c'mnpaniun Fun Fishing for Apples. A great many places about the counhe try have ro water white fish may Dream. Stating that he is a rirh man of good family, aged twenty eight, who has traveled over Europe for six years In a vain search for a wife, an advertiser in an Italian Journal adds that In a dream he found what he sought Fhe Is tall In a meuniain village and dark, with a small mouth and ears." he continues, "and her hands, though shapely, showed signs of hard work. She was dressed in white, and had a blue shawl over her shoulders Will the girl described above write P ? ", erre cfthis paper?" c Could Get No Rest. Freoborn, Minn., October 17 (Special) Mr. K. E. Coward, a well known man here is lejmeiug in the relief he has obtained from suffering through using Dodd's Kidney a ills. His experience is well worth lepeallng as it should point the road to health tn many auother in a similar condition. "I had an agg'gvating case of Kidney Trouble,'' says Mr. Coward, that gave me no rest day or night but using a few boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills put new life tn me and I feel like a new man. I am happy to state I have received great and wonderful benefit from Dodd's Kidney Pills. I would heartily recommend ali sufferers from Kidney Trouble to give Dodds Kidney Pills a fair trial as I have every, reason to believe it would never be regretted. Dodd's Kidney Pills make you feel like a new man or woman because they cure the kidneys. Cured kidneys mean pure blood and pure blood means bounding health and energy In every part of the body. - WOMEN WHO WERE WARRIORB. Record of Amazon in the Annal of Most Countries. There is scarcely a country without Its women warriors, who for love of man 'lor love of country have disguised thplr sex and fought side by side with men. England Is proud of the name and record of Phoebe Hes-sel- , to whom a monument has iatel been erected at Brighton. Christian Cavenagh was another famous female warrior, whosd husband was kidnaped and carried away to Holland, where he had to enlist as a private soldier. The wile followed him and, disguised as a man, fought and was wounded, and was . taken prisoner at the battle of . bow-sor- 1 Cigar Box for a Boat. practical vessel capable of forging through the water a distance of five oi six yards after each winding, can he made of a cigar box, the rib of an old umbrella, a rubber band, a candle and a little cord. After these ai tides have been used in the construction of the boat itself, many addiThe Apple Fishhook, tions, such as and donCigar Box Boat. found, and bojs and girls living near key engines, can be affixed by a lad to the top of each. Cut portholes to them have lutie or no opportunity who is handy with his penknife. the side of the boat, or paint fish. Those very places, though are The first thing to be, done is to se- along fishthem there with ink. A spool can be apt to have apple orchards, and a good, strong cigar box and to cure made to look like a donkey engine, a ing for apples may furnish a new rip away its lid. Cut two pieces of tiny box will serve as a cabin, and amusement. (asteboard, each the width of the box the vessel is ready. Beginning in August, there are gen- bv of its length, and tack from fallen erally a lot of poor apples these across the front and back of the Mind Reading. the trees, which lie about on the opening. This makes a fore and after It takes two persons, boys or girls, ground underneath them. They are deck. With a hatchet chop from an to perform this feat, which is vmy Gather a lot of umbrella rib two known as "windfalls. masts a foot long, simple, but nevertheless mystifying to the on ground them and put them pushing one through the fore and everyone who has seen It. Inside a barrel hoop. Now, for a one through the after deck, and poundOne of the performers leaves the hook get a stick about six inches Iona, ing both firmly Into the bottom of the Is closed so that as shown in the picture. Point It at box. Take what remains of the room, and the door cigar he cannot hear what goes on. Then cne end and make the other not over umbrella rib, say three inches; 'lay the half an inch round. Push a good hard half of it company names some object that along the middle of the fore the absent apple on this round part and fasten deck, player is to tell when he allowing the other half to pro- returns. a cord to the part of the stick stickwith ject: secure it to the ing through it. Any long stick will sealing wax, and the pasteboard Is in When the object has been agreed bowsprit do for a fishing pole, but the cord the absent one is recalled, and upon positon. must not be shorter than four feet. Now the cigar box commences to the first performer says: Those who want to fish may gather resemble a While you were out of the room I ship, and it is time to bearound the apple (tile and with pole told the boys and girls here that if the For this purpose propeller. and hook properly prepared should be- gin would name some object, ro matcut from the cover two of wood they ter gin together. To catch an apple the an Inch broad and tackstrips to you would guess it the first what, these the pointed stick must be poised above it sides of the box trial on your return. Did you hear at the just bottom, If the so and then dropped suddenly. that five inches stick out at each the object named? No. of course you aim Is true the apple will stick upon side of the back of the box. The po- didnt, for the door was closed, and sition of the strips to the box is the the name was spoken In so low a tone could not have heard. Now position of shafts to a wagon, except that you that they are behind instead of in lot me ask you: "Was it a book? Was No. Was it a vase?" No. front. They must be tacked very No. Was it a a chandelier? it When is this done run a strongly. Was it a flower? "No. stout rubber band from the end of one chair? Yes. Bliaft to the end of the other. Cut out of what is left of the cigar box top a Now, how did the player know Simply bepaddle four Inches long and an inch that It was a flower?" and a half wide, and the motive power cause the understanding between the of the boat is ready. Yon have only two performers is that the first perto push the paddle between the sides former, in asking those questions, of the rubber bind, midway between names some object just the shafts, and turn it round from left before he names the one that the to right until the rubber is twisted company has agreed upon. When, tight. When you let go of the paddle therefore, he asked Was it a chair? ik it will turn rapidly until the elastic his confederate knew that he would is untwisted, and if the boat is in the name the real object next, because a V water the turning will send It ahead. chair has four legs. Catching an Apple Fish. the point and may be drawn from the THE BOTTLE CANNON. pile. There should be no Interference Do you know that from two bottles is on the glass near the bottom where with each other unless the last apple tb being fished for. But at no time you ean make a cannon which wil) the water is. Now you must be patient and wait for something to hapfchen fishing must the bait or book shoot a projectile to a quite respectable distance without powder of any kind? pen, but If the sun is hot you will not be touched. Your ammunition in this case is have to wait long. In a few minutes A large stone placed In the pile Think of that! When one you will see the water in the larger will spoil more than one point, and water. the time taken in sharpening it will thirks of firing a cannon one usually bottle begin to bubble, and then a thinks, too, of fire and smoke as neces- vapor will begin to arise from It. It be lost to that fisherman. sary to the discharge; and you use fire in this instance a fire of such Some Conundrums. If Santos Dumont fell from his air- size that one can hardly realize It ship what would he full against? His oceans and oceans of liquid fire for you use the sun. inclinations. Get two plains white bottles, one a Why is a little dog's tail like the heart of a tree? Because it is far- short, flat flask and the other taller thest from the bark. and heavier; for instance, an old ginWhat is smaller than a gnat's ger ale bottle. Fill the small flask mouth? Its tongue. with water and insert In its neck a Why is a map of Turkey in Europe cork a little large for it, so that it allike a dripping pan? Because there Is most refuses to go in. Hammer this Greece at the bottom. cork in tightly, and be very sure that When is a man thinner than a lath? it is firmly and securely in place. When he is Fill ol the larger bottle Why Is an egg like a horse? Be- with water and cork it with a cork cause ycu cant use it till It is broken. that fits well, but not too tightly. If a man who is carrying a dozen Drive a forked stick into the ground glass lamps drops one. what does he so that the fork is about three inches will bubble more and more, and the become? A lamp lighter. from the earth, and prop up the vapor will grow thicker and thicker What is fhe weight of the moon tall bottle on this rest, so that it until it fills the bottle. in round numbers? Four quarters. Suddenly you hear a noise like a (xiims at an angle of about forty deword in the grees. There is a small pistol shot; the cork flies Now drive two more forked sticks through the air like a bullet, followed English language, the first two letters ol which signify a male, the three into the ground just behind the bot- by a cloud of the vapor from the botfirst a female, and the four first a tom of the bottle, one on each side of tle. Your cannon is discharged! great man, and the whole a great wo- it. These are to hold your flask, The sun's rays shining upon the man. He, her, hero, heroine. which must be laid across them' so upper side of the flask and passing that one edge is higher than the other through it, focused upon the water in Savings Bank. Woodpecker's and its upper side turned directly to- the larger bottle, had the same effect Among the woodpeckers of Califorward the sun. upon it that they had on the paper-thenia there is one kind, popularly called You will notice that the suns rays, heated It. The white vapor was the carpenter, which is of such care- shining on th? slightly convex side of steam, the same force which moves ful habits that many a friendly society the flask, seem to focus or ail gather locomotives and all sorts of engines, might take a lesson from it. Althougn together at ore point just beneath the and as more and more steam gathered the winter Is not very severe, the flask. If you put your finger on this and began to exert a pressure in all bird well knows how hard it will then spot you will find that It is very, very directions, it piled up a lot of force be to obtain food. So it begins early to lay by for the frosty day. It stuffs the holes of trees with acorns, and It Is artful enough to choose those that contain the larvae of Insects. The larva thrives on the fruit, and In the course of time becomes a fattened titbit for the bird. Pine trees, on which acorns do not grow, have often been seen dotted or plugged all over with them. A deck-house- s one-thir- d "i America has a long list of Amazons, with Mrs. Seelye. who beginning served throughout the civil war 83 a common soldier, field nurse and spy. fighting all day and nursing at night, penetrating the enemy's lines no less than eleven times, to Mrs. Stotsenburg, who fought side by side with her husband in the trenches of the Philippines. Snuff Boxes With Historic. In the days when a snuff box was considered a necessary attribute to the perquisites Of a beau or a belle much ingenuity was brought to bear upon the manufacture of these dainty trifles. The results were often very novel. Those with a taste for the morbid could buy snuff boxes made from the wood of scaffolds, chairs that murderers nad sat upon or part of their I . SAFEST FOOD S one-thir- d Grape-Nut- Food to rebuild the strength and must be selected At this when one is convalescent. time there is nothing so valuable as Grape-Nuts- , for the reason that this food is all nourishment and is also all digestible nourishment. A woman who used it says: Some time ago I was very ill with typhoid fever, so ill everyone thought I would die, even myself. It left me so weak I could not properly digest food of any kind and I also had much bowel trouble which left me a weak, . helpless wreck. I needed nourishment as badly as . anyone could, but none of the tonics helped me until I finally tried Grape-Nut- s food morning and evening. This not only supplied food that I thought delicious as could be, hut it also made me perfectly well and strong again so I can do all my housework, sleep well, can eat anything without any trace of bowel trouble and for that food is worth reason alone Grape-Nut- s its weight in gold. Name given by Postum Co.. Battle Creek, Mich. Typhoid fever, like some other diseases. atteks the bowels and frequently sets up bleeding and makes them fomonths incapable of dige.-tin- g the starches anil therefore pre digested Grape-Nutis invaluable for the reason that in Grape-Nutall Ihe starches have been transformed into grape sugar. This means that the first stage et digestion has been accomplished in Grain Nuts food at the factories and therefore anyone, uo matter how weak the bundle it and g"ow strong, for le nourMtnieut is sttll there. 1 TliVlT8 a sound reason and 10 days that is orux-mert- s four-legge- d Lan-den- In Any Time of Trouble Is The sti ringer Ibis apparatus and the gouges of iraay colors may he Inn the farfor ia th looks They brighten tighter the rubber is twisted ther the boat will go Ihi brown besch, throe scarlet, mange, What remains to lie done is only to vellow; green, while, gray and black The sponge one make the box watertight and to inpatrhi e of fhonge e is the skeleton of the crease its likeness to a ship. The usual!) jell) like ..wng animal, and several first task can be accomplished by of tlie-- c skeletons make pretty calking the cracks inside the box and the holes made by the masts with putty or gum. If neither is handy, light a candle and let the tallow drip For Girls Who Crochet. Run a string For one who crochets and knows into the roper places.to the mainmast foremast, the from of ot Ihe anno)ai,C having the spool from the foremast to the colton mil about Ihe floor, where it and for rigging, and glue a tiny flag tangle-- , and berimes soiled, Ihe simple In i In m oolhohlor in the illustra tlon will fill a long felt want, roc ure a stiong wne hairpin and pinch it logiihei at the top. making a loop In which tile holder is hung from a Imlfon on tile wearers shirt waist. About three quarters ot an inch Horn ihe ends timid Hie points in. and these pi nits can he spmng into the ends ol the spool, w hie h hangs in such it unwinds easily with a wav thal evei) move of the ciochet hook d well-know- - well-know- n s s stom-uch.lca- n trial po i Sponge Land. Although the best sponges come from the Mew.terranean, where divers bring them up from the rocks in the depths of the blue sea. a goodly number may be found on the shores of lying about the beach, England, washed up by the tide, or sticking to shells into which they have bored. The shore betwern the marks of high water and low water has been railed oi I cl TtMn ' limits c-- a-- hot. If )ou put a wisp of paper there you will see its edges curl up, turn browr. and presently, if the sun is hot, take fire, just as if some one had touched a match to them, and lie whole yaper will burn to ashes. Now von must change the position boitle until this hot spot 'r-- r of r because it was held in check. Then as its force grew greater and greater it began to push the cork out. that was easier to do than to break the bottle, and at last the cork was sent and the steam esepado. just as it does from the mouth of the ta kenl6 on the ran go at home. fr Concerning an Old Man, Young Son, and a Checkbook. One day there was an Old Man who got an attack of writer's cramp inthrough signing checks for bills curred by his Young Son. Just about then, it occurred to the Old Man, was as good a time as any to desist in his 'iterary work. The Young Son, however, couldn't see it that way, and while he sympathized with the Old Mans dictum, like a dutiful son he sought to cure the Old Man of his ailment. So when the Old Man's birthday npptoached the Young Son presented him with an eelskin band for his wrist, which talisman, he said, possessed wonderful strengthening and curative properties. The Old Man didnt vlew,Ahe gift with any precipitate demonstration of joy, and he was abrupt enough to tell the Young Son that he was puzzled at ais gall. Whereupon the Young Son openly himself for having atreproached tempted an act of kindness, and vowed to forever look upon the dark side of lire. Whereupon, again, the Old Man bethought himself of the moral effect of a cowhide boot upon a young man's coat tail, and left the saddened son to his pessimistic reflections. Moral: If a poor rich Old Man can not even enjoy writer's cramp from signing his checks, what other pleasure does his wealth afford him? New York Telegraph. When the Back Aches and Bladder Troubles Set In, Get at the Cause. Don't make the mistake of believing backache and bladder ills to be local ailments. Get at the cause and cure the kidneys. Use Doans Kidney Pills, which have cured Oh, the Pleasant Days of Old. Oh, the pleasant days of old, which so often people pi .use! Tiue, they wanted all the luxuries that grace our modern das. Bare floors were strewed with rushes, the walls let in the cold: Oh, how they must have shiyered in those pleasant days of old! export millions on millions of wheat and pork, and take in exchange a few Are ws cargoes of tea. ? losers Oh, those ancient lords of old. how mag-niheethey were! They threw down and prisoned kings to thwart them who might dare? They ruled their serfs right sternly; they took from Jews their gold: Above both law and equity wore those great lords of old! thousands. Capt. S. D. Hun- ter, of Engine No. 14, Pittsburg, Pa., Eire Department, and residing at 2729 Wylie Ave says: CRATERS CORAL? Astronomers Have Another Questi Over Which They Can Dispute.0" Everybody who has seen a chart the moon as drawn by astronome knows of the curions. Irregular ged rings which have been calks "moon craters for many years Now astronomers have raised question whether or not they re,,' are the craters of extinct as has been supposed for so One of them asks: How would the ocean bottoms of the earth appear to a man in the moon if all our seas were to disappear Exactly as the moon craters took to us, is the answer. So' now some of the astronomer are Interested in the attempts to prove that the moons curious surface is not at all volcanic, and that the craters are nothing more or less than coral reefs and the remains of vok-ano- It was three years ago that I used Doans Kidney Pills for an attack of kidney trouble that was mostly backache, and they fixed me up fine. There is no mistake about that, and if I should ever be troubled again, I would get them first thing, as I know what they other coral-likstructures which are. been left high and dry by the For sale by all dealers. Price 50 oration of lunar oceans. e cents. Foster-Milbur- N. Y. Co., n Buffalo, , Human Foot Grows Smaller. It is asserted by a sculptor that the human foot is becoming smaller. The masculine foot of twenty centuries ago was about twelve inches long is The average man's foot of easily fitted with a No. 8 shoe, which is not mor$ than ten and inches in length. seven-sixteenth- s TEA We have evap. Table Superstitions. k To miss the mouth when eating and drop ones victuals is a sign of ap. proaching sickness. Every ame one turns a loaf upside down a ship j, wrecked. On this the Dutch say: 4 a loaf lies topsy-turvit is not good." The Tales of a GrandScott, in father, says: Never turn a loaf iB the presence of a Menteith. Haziitt, in his English Proverbs, quotes: Are there traitors at the table that the loaf Is turned the wrong side Significance in Colors. Colors have three significations when used in decorations, one relating to things, one relative to time, one ot In the first relation red direction. means triumph or success; blue means failure; black signifies death; white stands for happiness or peace. Are Perfumes Dtslnftstants? a doctor in Eng'and if perfumes are really disinfectants. No," I How can they be? he said. Which do your family asked a doctor here in France the Oh, the gallant knights of old. their same think most of, tea or coffee ? and he answered: question, valor so renowned! With sword and lance and armor strong, Mais oui, Madame, sars doute, and VW rcur returns your Mousy if you don't EDm scoured the round: they country And whenever aught to tempt them they explained that the basis of every perftdlflling beet. met by wood or wold. fume is a strong essential oil of some By right of sword they seized the prize kind, and that those essential oils are those gallant ku ghts of old! Toys From Paving Blocks. is right? Now, which antiseptic. An ingenious use has been found of the Oh. old, who, quite London truth. gentle dames for the discarded wood blocks with free from tear of pain. Could gaze on joust and tournament and which the London streets are paved. , Wonderful Remedy. see their champions lain; Allens Several toy manufacturers now purale. FOOT-EASThey lived on good beeisteaks andbold and ALLEN'S Have tried which made them strong and chase all these blocks which are not comand to certain a be find were it women more men cure, gives than like Oh, those gentle dames of old! fort to one suffering with sore, tender and damaged in the process of being torn will recommend ALLENS up, for the purpose of making cheap I swollen feet. Oh, those mighty towers of old, with FOOT-EASto my friends, as it is toys out of them. Owing to the fact thetr turrets, moat and keep, Their battlements and bastions, tkeir certainly a wonderful remedy. Mrs. N. that the raw ..material is purchased dungeons dark and deep: H. Guilford, New Orleans, La. so cheaply the home manufacturers Full many a baron held hia court within are in a position to undersell considthe castle hold. One Letter Makes Difference. And many a captive languished there, in erably the foreign competitors. those strong towers of old! There is one letter In the marriage 1 Went Home to Die from Gravel Trouble. Oil. the troubadours of old, with the genceremony the substituting of which Doctor fulled Kennedy IHorUe Remedy tle minstrelsie lr Of hope and Joy. or deep despair, which-- e by another would induce thousands to cured me. Mr. C. Vt . Mrowu, Petersburg, . Y, who are now single, and would er their lot might be. marry e ere For years they served their Good Cheer. ;lve a license for unfaithfulness to they their passion told: As a rule, we like the man who Which Oh, wondious patience must have had thousands who are married. those troubadours of old! the letter? The letter "V. If you thinks the weather is going to clear K" you up better than we do the one who is Oh, those blessed times of old, with their could substitute the letter ' sure it has set in for a long rainy alter So long as ye both shall live chivalry and state! I love to read their chronicles which into So long as ye both shall like." spell. Nixon Waterman. such biave deeds relate: I love to smg their ancient rhymes, to hear their legends told Traces of Ancient Villa. David Revised. But, Heaven be thanked: I live not in There have been unearthed at Bury those blessed times of old After listening patiently to a lot of Frances Brown. St. Edmunds, England, traces of a telling what they used to Roman villa, yielding fragments of he, David said in his haste, "All men Hopeless! Samian and Romano-Britispottery. are fishermen. A Baltimore society man was recently spending a few days with his wife at Atlantic City, and in connection with his visit he tells the following story: When he seated himself in the dining room on By C. W. to Creek. the evening of his arrival he discovered that he could not read the menu, The sunshine that makes a business Some thoughtful man might say that as he had left his glasses in his room, if what you manufacture has menL and his eyes were useless without plant grow is advertising. Is once you get a trade established peoGrowing a business nowadays them. When he passed it to his wife . ple will continue to purchase, even if she exclaimed that she was in the something like growing an apple-treesame predicament. At a loss to know You may select good seed, plant it in the advertising is stopped, but to act what to do, the gentleman called the good soil, water and work with it, but on that conclusion would be a fatal waiter to him, and, pointing to the the tree will not produce fruit until mistake, for there are always bright another and most powerful, energiz- men on the lookout to steal your apmenu, said: element Is brought ples, and if you give them the chance Read that to me and I will give ing and bear. You must have sunshine and they will come In and take the fruit, to a dollar. you lots of it. Can you expect to ripen sure. Right here let .us drive a nail Quick as a flash the waiter replied: In the dark? Can you expect not a shingle nail but a forty penny 'Scuse me boss, hut I aint had apples to grow a profitable business plant spike. Your article must have merlL much ejication maself! nowadays without the sunshine of pub- far and away beyond the ordinary unlic favor produced by advertising? advertised thing. It should be the Why Diamonds Increase in Price. This Postum plant is a good illus- very best that human intelligence and Diamonds are very high now, and tration of that law. It seems but a ingenuity can produce. Then you have they are apt to go higher still," said short time ago when I put a few men a foundation to build upon that will Mr. Irving L. Russell. at work in the carriage house of the not slip out from under when the "Within the last two years the in- barn you have seen where we building grows heavy. There are per crease in the cost of diamonds has began making Postum coffee. sons ignorant enough to believe that not been less than 40 per cent. The The seed then planted, less than 9 a poor article cah be advertised Into big South African company that virtuyears ago, was a new kind of apple a success. It cannot and any one a ho ally controls the diamond situation of seed and it was not altogether certain tries the experiment will pay heavily the world claims that the ground how the people would like the apples. for his experience. Critically examine which holds the stones is gradually We did our work thoroughly and any well known and advertised article giving out, and that with the end of plenty of It. We knew we had a good that has been years on the market and production in sight the advance In price is natural and legitimate. Whether this claim Is founded on fact, or whether it is an excuse for curtailing the output, no one outside of the company knows. Anyway, it is a wise policy for owners of really valuable gems to hold them, as the tendency Is constantly toward appreciation in val ues Washington Post. TEA I asked Foot-Ease- ft lady-lov- s h well-know- TALK' ON ADVERTISING Post Publishers at Banquet at Battle life-givin- g Playing Barnyard. my first visit to a New York brokers office the other day, said a man from up the state. It was that of a well known firm, and I must say my idea of the oppressive dignity supposed to pervade such an atmosWhen I passed phere had a drop. through the door I began to believe the stories about bears, bulls and lambs were literally true. Besides growls, bellows and bleats, I could distinguish the lusty crowing of a rooster and the braying of a donkey. I entered the room rather timidly, but found only seven or eight men laughing like lunatics. It's a dull day and the boys are playing barnyard to kll remarked the man I went to time. The crowd has a pool of good see. cigars up for the man who can give the best imitation of any animal. I made A Commodores Tip. Commodore E. C. Benedict and his Wall street friend. L. D. Huntington were fishing together recently when a casual acquaintance in another boat who thought ft a golden opportunity to get a valuable tip maneuvered his craft so that it floated by quite near them. How do you think things are goas asked, eagerly. ing. Commodore? Well , said Benedict, who is an en thusiastic steam jachtsman. but has a holy horror of naphtha, sailboats may go down, but naphtha launches are more likely to go up Pur Food Factories that Make Postum and Crape-Nutof tree fine quality but how to it will be found to possess exceptional apple develop our work and turn the apple merit tree into a productive and profitable In ancient days newspaper publishtree was another question. ers considered an advertisement an It needed sunshine and the kind of evil but a necessary evil, and that it sunshine that is spread by the news- should be hidden away as carefully papers and magazines. It is an abso- as possible, so that no one would dislute certainty that without the pub- cover that the paper was trying to licity thus given in other words, the make a little money by inserting pubsunshine the business never would lic announcements. A paper run that have developed. would fall. way You have seen The most successful exponents of factory buildIn or fourteen number the new plan of doing business with ings thirteen covering many acres of ground, em- Ink and paper are using every possiploying hundreds of workpeople, pro- ble means to make the announcements ducing food and drink in an aggregate attractive and sought after by the of four million packages per month, readers. which goes to every civilized country It is safe to gay that thousands ot on the globe, and yet the entire enter- women read the newspaper not the prise is less than 9 years old. We telegraphic page, but the pages conhave found it necessary. Inasmuch as taining announcements of bargains In the tree has grown and the apples ma- stockings, skirts, hats, gloves, pianos, tured by hard work and sunshine, to furniture, food for the table,, etc. continue the work and the sunshine You have been Invited to visit Bat-l- e day in and day out, month in and Creek for the purpose of viewing month out, the sunshine appropriation one of the most unique advertising amounting to approximately a million buildings in the world, also to lootc dollars a year for advertising, for ex- over a large business built up. susperience teaches that if you mature tained, nourished and kept active by the tree under strong sunshine, and sunshine, and, at the same time, have bring it up to a thrifty and healthful an opportunity to see one of the most state where It produces profitable ap- thrifty, active and prosperous towns not withdraw that sun- of Its size in the world, built up largeples, you ctree will gradually die. ly by the same kind of sunshine. the else shine y y |