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Show tB ,THE SAJrKETKitfU SUNDAY MUKMIU, AUUUST 14, 1921. The Night Watch and the Would-B- e Something Awful By GEORGE ADE. Oirl named One there wae a Florins whose Folks kept, close Tab oa her. who Harold Any presumed to keep the Parlor open after HallVoices low the in heard Midnight If way and then a Rap on the Boor. Florine put on her Other Dress and went to a Hop then Mother would ait up and wait for her, and l.o'clock was the Outside Limit. Consequently Florine would have to duck on the Festivities just when everything was getting Good, Furthermore she would have to warn Mr. Escort to behave himself when they drew near the House. Nothing doing at the Gate,' she would say, warnuigly. Its Dollars to Dumplings that the Girl Detective is peeking out to get a Line on my Cpnduct. She has her Ear to the Grmfnd about d of the Time and if an one makes a Move, then Mother is Next. If Father takes a Drink from his Stock in the Locker at the CUub and then starts Homeward on a fast Trolley, Mother knows all about it when he is still three Blocks from the House. What s more she is a full-sls- Idaho Tuber Shipments to Eastern Markets Large; Good Prices Obtained. , lpisl to The TrlbuM POCATELLO, Idaho, Aujf. 13 A new I record for potato shipments from Idaho ?to eastern markets thisffseasotr was es-tsblished yesterday when the Oregon ? Short line reported the moving of 103 Short J cars from various Idaho points Une officials said they are preparing to f, handle thJi year's crop expedltiofis.y. The growers are making every possible effort i to, unload befora the market price has i any chance So drop from its )2 25 level. I Shipments have started from the Buhl I section, but the bulk of that crop la yet f to be dug, railroad officials said. It Is expected that approximately 100 cars will be handled each for the coming week. v night-bloomi- four-thir- Look Out! This him with the Goods Is our Corner." As soon as they had landed at the Gate, little Florine would say In loud, clear Tones that Would carry as far is the , Sitting-RooWindow. "Oh,- - Mr Gllblltx. I have had a most charming Evening. and I wish to thank you most heartily. Whereupon the Escort, standing 8 Feet away, with his Concertina Hat In his Hand and the Face In tire Moonlight Innocence, would beaming with Child-lik- e THE UNIVERSAL CAR m back thusly"It's awfully good of Good Night oome - you to aay that After which, Mother was supposed to believe that they had been 8 Feet apart all Evening. But Mother was Canny and up to Snugg, with a Memory that reached back at least 25 Yeara. These little One-APlays under the Window did not throw her off for any part of a Minute. Before Florine turned In she was and required to tell with whom ahe had danced, and why and how often and what he said. rt Cross-Examin- t Tanners of western Idaho are obtain Ing a good price for their early potatoes and are sending great quantities to the eastern market, according to T. S. Kin-- ? nersley, director of transportation for the I Oregon Short Line. Mr Kinntrsley re-- i turned yesterday from a trip through the fI Snake river valley. He predicts that the haavy ahlpment of pota'oes from thevicinity of Nampa and Caldwell will continue another week. I A tralnload of from forty to fifty cars Idaho $ of new potatoes leaves eastern every day," Mr. Klnnereley said yesterout we two aend trains. Sometimes day. These are the new, immature potatoes that are In demand throughout the east I am Informed that and middle west some of the producers are receiving as 35 a hundredweight, although high as $2 some of tho first sold, about two weeks ago, brought about ft 25. All of these potatoes go out under Ice In refrigerator care, which contain from 24,000 to 10,000 pounds each. The shipment of the fall crop of potatoes will not start for several months. Most of the fall, or mature, potatoes we handle . from Idaho come from tho country north I of Pocatello, Including Bingham, Bonne- Vllle, Madison and Fremont counties II The next crop to handle In Idaho will he the prunes of the eouthwestern part We expect between 1500 Ig of the2000state. The shipments will carloads and week from now. a about Early begin ? apples will be shipped In September and 2500 carloads handle to about expect of these. The prunes and early apples I also will bo ahlpped in refrigerator cars ' 9 Mr. Klnnersley also reports Indications, J of a record crop of grain and late poll tatoes from Idaho and predicts that the this k farmers there will make money 3 year. PUBLISHER ASKS DAMAGES. 1 SIOUX FALI.6, 8. D.. Aug 15 George Falls R W. Egan, publisher of the Sioux the Bally Press, which was seised by Mr. Jf sheriff recently for a Judgment against 5 Egan held by the 8loux Falls National suit to recover I bank, this morning sntered from John W. 360.000 damages each of the bank; the Sioux Wadden, president Falls National bank and George J. Ban I forth, attorney for the bank In lta proceedlngs against Egan. Mr. Egan alleges ruin k that an attempt is being made to him politically and nnanclally." II i t I EIGHT SEEK POSTMASTERSHIg. to The TrlbuM. Special Idaho, Aug. IS. Levi C. RUPERT, Garlock, Charles D. Ouyer. Cheater O. B. Titue, Otto W. Paul, Cornwall, Beryl fI Mrs. L. Wilson, John Q. Nelson and Mias I Etta B. Clements are applicants for th position Of postmaster here. i IMPRACTICAL READING. Til have to fire that new hired man," aid Mr Cobblea. What'a he been doin'?" asked Mrs. !! Cobbles Thats Just th trouble. I Nothin. found him settin' under a tree read in a book when he oughter been at work i. "Maybe It was a book about farmin', . father. 5 No, It wasn't. It was a poetrjf book, no r There ain't poetry In farmin' an' there t ain't no information in poetry that tells Birmingham j how to lift a mortgage." c d. I Complete Satisfaction ! Fiorina would say, Oh, Mr. Gllblltg, I belonged and some of them didnt belong enough to hurt. Florine found herself cut out of many a Good Time because the Chaperon for the Occasion chanced to be related to aomeone who had been In the Liquor Bulsnesa. Florine was up against It ever so hard. She had to go out In the Grape Arbor when ehe wanted to chew gum, and ehe kept her Reading Matter under the Mat-tred Bachelor Nearly every In Town had been forbidden the Premises because of the Stories that were going around The kind that Mother were cf the Lilac Division withapproved White Puff Ties and their Hair glued down. talked Choir about They practice and sometimes, when they were sufficiently wrought up, they played Charades. The only Chant e that Florine had to mingle with the Popular Boys was to go down Town In the Afternoon and Just happen to meet one of them aFfhe Parlor. Florine ly&rned to be quite a Happener.Biit way home she would have th fix up a few Jules Vernes for the Old Ladv in the Watch knowing Bird and can't be fooled by Cloves or these ltkle Peppermint The only time when Mother kisses Father is w hen she wants to catch es high-spee- Ice-Cre- on-th- e CHoo-Choo- - r , X" s. havs had a most charming evening. worked the Occasionally the Mental Reservation.Daughter In other Words, ahe held out on Mother. She said that she had sat out moat of the Numbers, but she admitted going a Square Dance with the Young through Man who the Plate at the Enlscopal Church.passed At which Mother would wink the Off Eye and Murmur, "la that hso? with the Loud Pedal on the That Also something about being more than Seven. One of Florlne's Ancestors on Mothers Side happened to be on Earth at the time of the Revolution, and Father ofterr spoke of a Second Cousin who had been In congress until the District had tumbled to him. Because of this current of Blue Blood racing In her Veins Florine was supposed to be a trifle Classy and Mother was always afraid that she might get Thumb-Mark- s on the Family Escutcheon. Therefore Florine was forbidden to work up a calling Acquaintance with anv of the Hoi Pollol. which Is Greek for Selling-PlaterAccording to Mother, there were only about t Families in Town that really Tower. Mother knew that It dldn t take 4 Hours to be measured to a Shirt Waist. ."Wait until I get Married. Florine would aay. Til make that Stuta racer look like a Steam-Rolle- r. If Mother t Uy AUdre-Smit- h 69 601-0- J V ah sheii Frames, regularly $8 $3.50 (Zyle unbreakable frames, special, 2.75.) -- doesnt let up on me, I'll learn to imoke Cigarettes. At times ahe was so Desperate that ahe wa ready to Join a Troupe or elope with a Drummer She wanted to get out th among Bright Lights and hear the Band Play. AiuJ ahe knew that ahe a couldnt turn and break the e Furniture and play along after Midnight until ahe had become a Reap actable Married Woman. So ahe had her Distress Signal out and used to drop very Broad Hints, when ahe was with the Lada who happened to bechatting In the Resort when ahe dropped In. They liked Florine for Keepe, but when one of them thought of clinching with old Eagle-E- l. the Family Sleuth, he weakened. Florine would have remained a Dead Card If she had not gone on a Vlelt 0 a neighboring City where she bumped Into the Toan Trlfler. He had a Way of proposing to every Girl the first time he met her It always seemed to him such a cordial Send-Ofor a budding Friendship. Usually the Girl asked for Ttme and the Two of them would Fiddle round and Fusa and Make Up and finally send back all the Letters and that would be the Finish. Florine fooled the Th Moment he came foxy Philanderer to her with the MarVtage Talk She took a firm Hold and said; "You're on' Get your license tomorrow Then cut all the Telegraph morning. Wires and burn th Railroad Bridgea." They werel Married, and strange ax It may appear. Mother Immediately realgned her Job as Policeman and said: Thank Goodness, I've got you Married Off Now you can do what you please When Florine found that ahe could do as she pleased ahe discovered that there wasnt very much of anything to do exDown. After about seven cept Settle Chafing-Dis- h Parties the expended her whole Stock of pent-u- p Ginger and now she is Just as Quiet aa the rest of us. MORAL Anv System is O. K. If It finally Works Out. (Copyright, 19.. by the Bell Syndicate. Inc ) , Genuine Kryptoks SCHUBACHS TWELVE-FIFTY- ,. . . thia 1 not a CEMENT bifocal, but ia positively a toric BirocAL and cannot be f- factad by atmospheric conditions. all of tha 'objection to the old style bifocal are dona away with In this new Schubach Twelve- bifocal. There is no cement to crack or Fifty' wafer to come off. it ia eo constructed as to give a large clear distance vision and plenty of Thia week we reading surface In the same lens will test your eyes for reading and distance and fit e Of these wonderful bifocals you with a pair (Including examination, case, frame, lenses to or- all for der, etc.), CI9RA only ' FOR LESS MONEY ; r of lots Woare selling Kryptoks this month. The special low price which we are quoting is really too low to print here- .. . ftCICutlOII ... to txUSlOW priC6 a discount check will be mailed every customer if we sell ZUU pairs this montn and We are going to do it. Come in and learn OUT price on genuine. 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If you need glasses have Dr. L&ndmesser or Dr. King examine your eyes tomorrow and learn what the glasses you need will cost here I , Murray, Utah Hansen Auto Co., n So. Stato Murray 68 Lindsay Brothers, Hy. 643 raylorsvllla, Utah Auto Co., 4173 Murray 29 Universal Sales Co., Was. Authorlaed Dealers Used Ford Cars . s. Lower Optica! Prices iNt 3 Waeatch 8694 East Twentyifint South Goodwin-Dickso- Rag-Tim- V West rourth South. 1185 Flip-Flop- v Automobile satisfaction is' the result of buying wisely and economically, rather than the desire and. the means to buy extravagantly.. Figure out your every automobile requirement and youll find it in the Ford with some to spare. Dependability, economical upkeep, ease of handling in traffic and parking in small spaces consistency. There are things you find in a Ford car only after you drive it and there are things that make for complete satisfaction. Place your order now for reasonably prompt delivery. Satisfactory terms can be arranged. Auto Co., Murray Auto Co., Drive for Fort Hall Survey Fund Meeting Success Special to The Tribane. , POCATELLO, Idaho, Aug. 13. Progress is being made In the campaign to finance .the preliminary survey work for the Greater Fort Hall Irrigation association, according to H. M. Wolf of this city, actHe said ing secretary of the association. this afternoon that during the first thirty minutes of cthe campaign, officially opened yesterday afternoon, $1100 was raised. Ths following large contributions were reported: J. M. Ingersoll, !VX); E. C. White, $250; J. B. Blstllng, $250, and C. B. Ron, $100. Pocatello's share of the $6500 fund necessary to make the preliminary surtey In preparation for proposed extensions of the Fort Hall Irrigation project is $4000. 60 The county RUPERT, Idaho. Aug. commissioners have been asked to appropriateIn $1000 for a harvest festlial to be held Rupert September $. S and 10. A committee, consisting of H. V. Schef-fe- L Frank Williams and W. E. Meyer, representing Minidoka county cltixena. apit Is the commissioners peared before proposed to offer prises for exhibits which will bs shown In store windows. The Boys Calf club will ahow stock. Horse races and other attractions will be given each day. The Old Settlers association will cooperats with the fair association and will hold its annual picnic on the last day of the harvest festival. Tey will tell you a lot of ituff they tell you how big they are, and a thousand itorei they have. You dont want to know all that. You want to know how to save money. All you have to do ii to compare our price'a with other at the same time, dont forget to compare our goods. We handle nothing -- but Clean Standard Foodi. FoS:E7 TRA FINE.SAR. With This Coupon. 11. DRESS REFORM IS IMPOSED. CHICAGO, Atig. 13 A large depart- ment store here today posted the fol- WEST SECOND SOUTH. DONT LISTEN TO OUR COMPETITORS! Harvest Festival for Rupert Idaho , Planned lowing notice for the benefit of Its emMotion ployees "We find numerous Instances of employeeslow-c- wearing dressea with short . necks snd extremely short sleeves, stockskirts, sometimes with rolled-dow- n ings. Rouge should not he used, nor pow LOS AXont.. Auk 13. -- The ht:r in extreme der In hairand excess, styles group of laboratories snd rooms should be avoided. Dressea of ths Sells Motion Picturecutting studio here dressing or with trimmed spangles was destroied by fire late todxy, with an having embroidEmployees estimated Ipse of approximately tlOO.IttO; ered parts also are noticed. are to with us In cooperate expected Two men were slightly burned. The In the dress refined keeping and style flames started in an unknown manner bualneiisllke. In the cutting rooms while W. N. and other officials of the company Fellg were MISSION HA CLOSE CALL. watching the project of a new film. Th proximity of the Sells 00. conCOTABATO, Philippine Islands, Aug. taining a large number of wild animals, 1. W. Cameron Forbes of the American led to special precautions against fhe animission to the Philippines and members mals getting out of their cages. of his party narrowly escaped drowning at Cadanbaran, Aguaan province, while STRIKE BALLOTS SENT OUT. attempting to return from shore 'to the steamer Polllllo through the surf In a 11. Mor CINCINNATI, Ohio. Aug. was running high than 200.060 strike ballots have been eent nativetheboat. The surf was and entire party washed overout from the International headquarters of board when the boat capslsed. The party the Brotherhood of Railway Clerka, waa washed ashore by large breakExpress and Station finally Freight Handlers, Employees, on which the membership and ers end spent the night In wet clothes those unafflhated employees who care to on the beach. do so will vote whether they are In favor of accepting the wag reduction ordered ARMY INSTRUCTOR "TRANSFERRED, WASHINGTON. Aug. 11. Colonel Benby the raj road labor board In a recent decision. All ballots are returnable by jamin B. Hyler la relieved from duty at September SO through general chairmen the general staff college and assigned to of system boards of adjustment. duty as military Instructor of the Boise. Idaho, high school. ACTRESS IS ROBBED. NO TRACE OF MISSINd MEN. 11 lAJNDON. Aug Florence Turner, tald to be an American actress and who 11. CHRIST1ANI. Aug. The Aften- had been missing since Thursday, was posten has received a dispatch from found, bound and gagged, yesterday In Hammerfest, the northernmost town of Hampstead Heath, North London. She Europe, which that the expediaccused a man named Phillips of having tion sent by thereports state council last Aurobbed her of rings, a brooch and money. gust to rescue Hnudsen and Tessen, who Picture Seltg Laboratoriet Destroyed CAPITOLGROCERY $i .00 None Sold to Children. Maid o. Clover Butter, lb. 45c 10 lbs. Head Rice 65c Maid o Clover Selected 10 bars Crystal White 40c Fresh Eggs, doien 50c 2oap Calumet 5 small cans Sego Milk . . ;25c can Baking 25c 2 lbs- - Fresh Bulk Powder 4 lbs. Head Rice 25c McDonalds Cocoa ...v.35c 2 lbs. Armours Pure White Campbells Soap, per can 10c Lord .....35c 40c can Libbys Corn Beef 25c 10c 95c lb. can Yellow Label Tall. cans Sego Milk '..20c Salt 70c bag Uptons Tea New Stock Cream of Early June Peas, Woods .25c 15c Wheat, pkg. Cross, can 2 bars Palmolive Soap June Peas, per can 10c 12 bars Palmolive- Soap ..85c 5 large rolls Toilet Paper 25c 2 lbs. Extra Large Dry , N. B. C. Crackers, 2 pkgs. 25c 25c Tree Prunes 30c Tea, per pkg Jell-O- , .....10c 10 bars P. A G. White per pkg. Hops, California choice, lb. 35c 60c Naptha Soap 25c 10 bars A. B. Bottle Caps, 6 dot Naptha 60c Large 2 Vj can Sliced Soap Hawaiian Pineapple ....25c 50c can Instant Postum ..40c No. 2 can' Sliced 2 cans Shinola 15c Hawaiian Pineapple ....20c can Luneta Coffee ..30c' 2 lbs. Foil Cream Cheese 45c bag White Fawn High Patent Flour ...$1.50 5 cans Libbys Deviled 45c large pkg. e 25c Meat Oats 25c 6 cans Armours Deviled can Crisco ........$1.10 i Meat 25c ..... ........... b. ..... 10-I- b. ..-.1- 5c - 48-l- b. Sun-Rip- 8-l- COMPARE OUR PRICES WITH OTHERS. were reported oa miming from th last CIVIL SERVICE TO HOLD TEST. Amundsan north polar expedition, has reWASHINGTON. Aug. 11. A civil eerv. turned without finding trace of the two ire examination to fill the poet mastership men at Cape Wild, where they were e at St. Anthony, Idaho, will be held Sepbeen. tember 11. posed to eup-her- |