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Show a THE SALT LAKE TRIBUTE, TUESDAY MORNING,- - JANUARY ?& iis TERMS OP Sl'PaCRIPTIOM: UtiM,' Kyada and Wyoming .9 IHHf tad Inadif, an moeth. 10.M lfUp and Sftkday, mi year. ...4. 4ft Utah, i'twwbm ! the utility of a nerve specialist. words, she should be sympathetic. City Rubes The field opened, by the California Perhaps, suggests Professor 'Gault, inleague is infinitely wide. digestion has contributed to the deplorBy Frederic J. HaskJJL The president will be given sage council able condition, in which case the remas to the proper manner of trimming edy IS simply "Mrs. Housewife, should his toenails and of pruning the White spend more time in her kitchen and . NEW YORK. Jan. 15. Tha Idea, usut al!' so popular with city people, that all House ' orchard. He will be told that, brush up on her cooking." rube live tn the country, seems to lack But unless he uses Blacks whitewash, he Too When a husband nags and irritates force In New York thl( season. can count upon sure defeat for a second ipany people are being cleverly separated term. The manner of tying his cravat out of pure deviltry, he should be dealt from for tn the wake their email whatever is of the crime wavechange, Will be dictated by the proper authority with quickly,- - "with haa come an epidemic to of the shrewd, sowhich petty graft, and he will get complete .directions for handy. phisticated New Yorker ha succumbed as All Of is should White House we the but which, geese. say, feeding easily aa he did to last year's "flu,'' show, One of the mam troubles with this another way of putting to tng himself to be quite aa gullible aa his relatives. rural country is and the evil is constantly use the honeyed word or the Hardened shopkeepers of long are too have been buying fake furs and there peothat many growing a reckless good nature with Jewels paste feel meddle a .divine call to ple who that would astonish even a suburb, and TRADE WITH GERMANY Free with somebody rise's business. thousands of canny Broadway residents have been contributing to. fake causes counsel is poured out in an unending Although, technically, a state of war with a sentimental abandon rarely ex-In stream and innumerable societies and hibited by the citizens of small town. associations and boards and commis- still exists between Germany and tbs spite of all tha talk about money being tight, beggars and fraud specialists are sions are organized to tell the other fel- United States, that fact does not ap- having a nicer time in New York this year low how to behave himself and what pear to have affected trade relations than they ever had before. Here Is the sort of thing which is will happen to him if be doesnt do between the two countries very much constantly happening to enliven the the or other thing. Every atmosphere along Broadway and Fifth this, that mail brings to the newspaper office an in 1920. Of course, trade intercourse avenue. The other night a friend of the reporter, avalanche of "literature" devoted, to is by no means yet free, and cannot a shrewd young business man Ip Wail was on his wav home when he street, world be until a peace treaty hasbeen con- was attempts to impose upon the lt accosted by a standards of eon duct conceived in the cluded, but it amounted to the who stretched -- forth. gloved huge stranger, hand in delighted recognition. muddied brains of men and women who um of" nearly 4400,000,000 last year. "I dont suppose you remember me, have no time to attend to their own. afsaid the unknown one, with sn admirable This leads to the thought that if two mixture of cordiality and reservs, but 1 fairs, but an abundance of it to give to seen you so often on - the street. the- - affairs of others. nations still at war can do half a Ihave m employed in the next office bui'dlng. We earnestly hope, and no doubt billion dollars worth, of business their you know. Here in New York we don't speak to people so readily at we. do In President-elec- t Harding Entertains a trade in "peace times" might be ex- my . home town, but Ive often wanted similar hope, that someone will organWell. Im awfully lucky to run into you enormous be indeed. pected of now, for Im in need Jo help. Just had ize the Society for the Effectual Supaccident gnd had to haul mv car into According to figures compiled by ex- aan garage pression of the Givers of Free Advice. blocks from here, three shout perts of the National City bank, New and now I find Jm Just five dollars hort York the trade of the United States on the repair bill, worst of It Is I promINDIAS NEW DAW. ised to meet mv ylfe at the station this with Germany in 1920 aggregated near- afternoon. Shell be loaded down with The sew law for the government of ly 4400,000,000, against 4333,000,000 in Christmas Junk ami won't have aceht left. As soon as I caught sight of yon, India went into effect with the opening the heaviest year preceding the war though, it occurred to me that you might 1913. The estimate for the full be able to help me out , year for time the first oflhe jew year, and, A NEW TOUCH.' 1920 is based upon actual figures for In the history of India under British At this point the stranger drew forth eleven' months, which show exports to his wallet and disclosed a fat roll of rule, the elections for government posts Germany in the period r Vnsll bill. e 3 dollar here, he of 4233,000,000 and imports of Ive got going on in accordance with the smiled drolly, "but the 'repair bill Is provisions of the new government of 484.000.- 000. Should the December figThen, with engaging frankness: ures equal those of November, the grand I am' going to ask vou If voU can let India act. me have the extra five until tomorrow of with Germany for the total I can run right over to your morning Under the. terms of the act, elections calendar year will fall little short of office from mine In a few minutes and are being beld for seats in the provin- the sura mentioned. .hand It back to you , "Thats all right," interrupted our cial legislative councils and the Indian It does not follow, of course,' that the friend, uneasllv but agreeably, taking frhm his much smaller roll of legislature, theie being the only bodies 4400.000.- 000 worth of merchandise rep- bills. Glad to let you have It I may for which the act provides popular elec- - re8ent anything like the .quantity of need Some herp myself sometime. gr ib nnfJ a! ...... U. S. 1.2 Oallp and Sttoday. par month. 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When pad fail ta get your Tribune telephone the city circulation department before 10 aVIock g. m. and a eopy will be scot you by messenger. Entered ftt the postoffice at Salt Lakft city as aecnpdelaea maWee? well-bui- d, -- Tuesday, January 18, 1921 H AKD1N GS CABIN ET. Harding 'Fortunately, President-elec- t is both patient and painstaking. - Being desirous of conferring with as many of tho "master minds" as possible before entering upon his duties as chief ex ecutive of the United States, be many of these men .to Marion for the purpose of ascertaining their views upon the great problems to be settled during bis administration. Presumably he has been greatly benefited by the conferences which have been going on over since be returned from the Isthmus of Panama. But after all J ig said and done be will be compelled t$ rely upon bis own judgment in the end, for ho is the man who was elected president and it is upon his shoulders Iz. that "tho fesponsibilitios---wi- ll "liaelly - rest. -- January-Novem-be- fifty-thro- fifty-eight- ." , five-sp- tionr'''Aboir5;ru0t)(r hrsbfe8-at- w The elecut;Ve government in India by Chairman Fordney of the house ways and means committee, an extraordinary consists Under the new bw of a govsession of congress will be called April ernor general appointed by the secretary 4, Mr. Harding will have been exercis- pf state for India In London, an execuing executive authority for thirty days tive council of nine, three members of when the date mentioned arrives and which shall be Indians (heretofore only will undoubtedly know just what kind one member of six was an Indian); a of legislation ha wants. At any rate, council of state, comprising sixty, memhe will have a breathing spell between bers, elected and appointed; and a leghis inauguration and tho assembling of islative- assembly of 140 member), of the senators and representatives for the whom 100 ihall be elected and the Test special session. 'So legislation-alon- g appointed by the governor general of Republican lines must wait. India. The most pressing matter before the will be presiThe governor president-elee- t at this time is thestle- dent of the councilgeneral of state and has veto tion of cabinet ministers. Here again j.pnwer o' er legislation which comes he will be compelled to act for himself, theJ,gislative assembly. The are many good Republicans caps-- sitiv 'aseemblv can introduce - e legie-bI4w- presiding over government fa&Lg&rf subject to the approval pf the hnt there is pat ppm en v.-- r nor general in tht eov.ncil of state.' for all of them and the politicians v"ho action- - on- - tbe budget rests, with have been making pilgrimages to Mar- the governor , general and the council ion have been pulling the wires for of state. Both the governor general their favorites Thi- - is no doubt very and tho council are given power over annoying to Mr. Harding, but there is tariff and revenues. Army and navy no help for it. Buck things go with affairs remain under the sole control tho job. We have no means of know- of the governor. ing what bis decision Will be, but we The provincial governments consist have confidence in his judgment and of a governor appointed by the secrewe dare say that when the names of tary of etate for India in London, an the men who are to fill cabinet posi- executive council of two members, one tions are announced a great majority of whom is an Indian and the other a o i the people of the country will be European; and a legislative council, 70 satisfied with the selections mads per cent of a hose members shall be elected and 30 per cent appointed. From FREE ADVICE. the members of this council the gov; chooses ministers for the various ernor , The California league has departments. movement In a taken the initiative The act does not confer upon ths Inwhose first step has long been expected. dians complete responsibility over all The league baa adopted resolutions ask- government affairs, but reserves certain Harding to refrain subjects to be administered by the goving President-elec- t ernor in eouncil The subjects over from using tobacco. which the Indians are given jurisdiction , It is as certain as anything can be include education; agriculture, except ' that this opening wedge will provide a irrigation, land revenue and water storcrevice for the entrance of a flood of age; industries, except factories, mines, ssggestlona, hints, requests, demands railways, shipping, navigation, customs, and threats addressed to Mr. Harding. currency and coinage. The exceptions It may reasonably be expected that are included under the reserved subtbe Society for Going to Bed at 0 jects which will be administered by tbe oclock will eall upon the president to governor in 'council. observe that hour as bis time for re The new provincial governments will tlrement, la the hope that the people be administered in nine' major provinces. After a period of ton years trial, generally will adopt the rule. The Association for Wearing Bed the act provides for an inquiry into its Flannel Undershirts is likely to demand operations, 'and at that time it is that the president protect himself planned to extend its scope. against cold by wearing this eolor of WHEN TO STRIKE. garment and none other. jAa eoon as tbe Board for the Promo-tion'o- f We used to be told, . in our school the Extension of Adherence to tke B. V. D. learns of the Red Flannel days, that ths time to strike was when associations -- sat, thcrs wili the iron- - was-hethat ws be a petition ten miles long end conand continue so to be; but advice good taining two million signatures asking tbe president to wear nothing but ath there are things to be stricken besides letie underwear. iron, and one of these things Is iTbe Commission for the. Ealing of Bnw Potatoes is sure to come forward The promiscuous battering of huswith a suggestion, If nothing more, that bands by wives is discountenanced In Mr. Harding confine, himself to un- scientific circles. In fact, it is now cooked tubers, whils the National Sara- proclaimed from high and learned scats toga Chip union will plead for tbs ex- that wives should be very careful inclusive use of its favorite form of po- - deed in the matter of striking their tato in 'thrmrio'House; husbands," and' To' perform That cf only I The Federation of Friends of tho at those times established for ths purLow-CShoe will insist that the presi- pose by authority. dent wear only that style of footgear, Professor Robert R. Gault, head of which will bring out the demand from the department of psychology at Northtbe United Brothers of Top Boots that western university, is prepared to teach tbe presidential calves be encased as wives tha secret of knowing when to well aa tke presidential feet. swing" on friend husband with the ;The Sisterhood for the Advancement most convenient weapon, end also when of Wooden Hairpins will bs beard from to soothe him by the gentle touch of with sbint that Mrs. Harding would womans hand. Professor Gault anbest beep her tresses within bounds by nounces a scries of lectures, chiefly means of this kind of implsment lest dealing wllhlhe attitude of a wife tohe later' be sorry. ward her husband when he is in ill Tbs Chapter for the Diffusion of humor. The professyr gives a few hints Knowledge Throwgh ,(tho Use of- Baft as to tho (heme lecture. tt ' Aad Pencils will vigorously point out If nervous exhaustion, superinduced Ihut the president will- - commit a griev-os- s by business Worries or other 'troubles, sin should he fail to employ this has made ths husband irritabls, he says', type of writing instrument, whereas tha tbe wife, instead of trying to "sure Order of the Stub Pea will present nr- - him by direct action," should call in -- bt tr N4ubt bus-hoo- 1 tint-lire A Line o Type or TvJo How to tha lino, , let the quips fall when they may ART. Who painted "The Night Watch? r !. Who waa ths sculptor of tke famous "David"? 1. What painter practically Ignored womaif as a subject for his brush? 4. Whet palnjing by Grsqss is familiar to most of us? 5. Who palntsd "Ths Blue Boy"? (. Who are three famous English portrait painters? 7. With whom did ths representative art In England begtn? (. To what country did Constable 1. any, other, so-- ' nite pronouns? ilpme, several. , other, one, few, many, j I What are the possessive pronoun! ours Mine, thine, yours, hla, hers. Us, theirs. 4. Is the possessive sign used with Song. . ths personal pronoun to denote possesYou aak me why I love you, sweet,-Wh- at sion? No. ' makes me worship at your feet. 6. How may a pronoun be defined? tn used word place of a A pronoun Is a You tell me why this hawthorn tree noun. The antecedent of a pronoun Is Produced ths blossoms that, you see; tha word for which tha pronoun stands. 4. whan are nouns verbal? When And tell me why these thrushes here name an action. they music for your ear; Are making ?. How Or nouns classified? As proper . I. Who mad eastern subjects fash- or common. As You tel! mo why the sky is blue , How are pronouns classified? ionable? And then perhaps Ill answer you. relative, demonstrative. Inter10. Who Is probably tha greatest In- personal, Indefinite, WAYNE QARO. and dlsi possessive, rogative, terpreter of tha French peasant? trlbutlve. tha articles a, an, and It is just ss well that hi companion , are What GRAMMAR ANSWER. did not eat Mr, Farrell, W would hav the considered? These articles are now 1. What la A adjective? A word generally considered as limiting adjec-livedisagreed With them, i used to limit or qualify ths meaning of 10. How art numeral Hjectlves clasWhere ths Nations Affairs Are Settled. a noun. i. What are tha most common Indefi sified? At cardinal or ordinal. (From tho Mulberry, Ind.f Reporter.) Hey! If you are looking for comit. pany this is the piece to find the knife aticklng fast In it nnlesa pulled Answers to Questions. Vou find a congenial gang In hers bines, out forcibly, No. 1 6 to every night. Drop In. Youre welweight kbout I ounces, and No. 2 4 come. Got a good firs and plenty of (Any reader, can get the answer' to blade I blade ounces, seats and throw ths peanut any question by writing Tha Tribune In- ounces. These are considered among th floor. hul on thejust formation bureau, Frederlo J. Haskin. best models for hunting knives. Rusty's. director, Washington, D. C. This otter Our compliments to Mrs. Borah, who applies atrlctiy to Information. The buQ. What doe Rubaiyat mean? possesses a needed sense of humor. "If," reau cgnnot give advice on legal, medical she is reported as saying to her hus- and financial matters. ltdoso not atthe plural of "rubai. (s A. "Rubalyatrr band, J'tf it were not for the pleasuzes tempt to settle domestic troubles, nor ai is a quatrain or stanza to undertake exhaustive research on any of tile you might snjoy it. verses. Sometime tn four of subject. Write your question plainly and composed plural is construed as singular and means and name Give full and address briefly. acof disclosures BernstorfCs stanza. Further enciosa two cent in stamp for return a poem composedinsuch style of tivity during the war remind us of .. sen . All d . art repllM criticism "hs uttered when" he was postage. ucl,do Q-- Is "there-atty Invisibl- e- Ink whioh just called away from us. The Americans, the inquirer.) becomes red upon subjection to heat? said he, have no reticence. H. M. B. Q. In what countries, if any, does the A. A weak solution of nitrate of cop- -, own United for' States residences dipits per gives an Invisible writing which be-- , Hint for Young Couples About to Marry, lomatic K. F. representatives? comes red through heat.. ) Sir: Havana do Cubanola revamps A. residences ar owned in most entertainingly the Romitius and Siam, Diplomatic Morocco, Chinn, Turkey, Panama Remus legend, substituting a goat, and and Cuba, United and in Japan tb hitching on" the luckless baby, to dis- States owns tha building 1 by the pense with the middle man. if you have ambassador, but doe not ocoupled own the ground not ah eady sponsored "his suggested on Which Jt stand. , A SOOD RECORD. movement to introduce the system, kindEditor Tribune. ly odd, for ths youngster's sake, two conQ. What la the7 area of Jugo-Slar- That ws do Dot forget ths veniences I met with in a Minnesota. and Sir:Dear It? how has inhabitants many vital Importance of colleges 'and univerLaplanders log cabin some years agone. R. O. D. Halfway between trodden dirt floor and sities, it may not bs amiss to enumerate to A. tha of Issue current of and According occupying shingled roof, occasionally some of the things accomBook, ths entire interior, was a plat- the Statesman's Year plished in these higher Institutions of of araa miles total has a 101,(44 square form skin bestrewn, serving for chairs learning. of 14,(11,1(1. table, ed and cradle. Ths young Lapp, and a. population Morphine and other anodyne used to . comfortable on his back and sucking a alleviate unbearable suffering during IllInvented enfootball? are discoveries made in these In ness Q. Who huge pises of fallow, choked at ray as C. P. G. trance, and I started to Its aid, to be stltutlons. Ths many anestheticsnovoanA. Football has been known since chloroform, ether, nitrous oxide, smilingly wated off by my hostess; ths minor It waa in used To cient Greek cocaine others his times. a the had and little chap cains, string connecting tha Romans Latinised ths Mime and major surgery to assuage excruciate big toe end his refreshments, tha effect of which whs violently to expel ths in- slightly, calling It harp&ston. Tha first ing pain during operations, are the prod- truder ns he kicked vigorously, leaving travelers to the Polynesian islands found ucts of. higher educational work. Surgery It, however, within reach of this , ruler the natives playing with a football mads Itself har been advanced by rapid strides war. of his own destiny. At night hs swung of fibres of bamboo. Italy knew the as evidenced during ths world as calcio, while Thousand end ten tof thousands of live contentedly over his parents' headt In a gams In ths middle age Enin this war were saved through knowledge sheep pelt strung by ths legs to ths roof. ths name "football" wa known in research in acquired recently In surgical If Jig, amkened..;. thJ Ion ,411 swung gland (ml early a ins. universities.- - In thOHy-fn colicges-anacross ths faces of Hie adults below, and men shot to pieces and whichever was disturbed by mis moveQ. May a Civil war veteran obtain stances bodies of ments reached sleepily up for it, end clothing given to soldiers at the present who lived were almost made over. iBffSWV Wient T81ik&y4'sht'wst,.p4jjy Aim? Underlying principles by research have N. k. M. the allied na- been.dicoyercd..te,J!?tUcli, effectual. Man wants but little, and these A. TS41lfiy,'spftmentr'eyw-4r-lwwwar abl to cops wfflt tiona obto will war in received veteran bs gratefully suggestions possible fob a Civil .these days of tiny apartments and cost- tain army clothing or equipment given ration for war by th central powers. It Is due to higher educational work that . - ALFRED BULL to soldiers of the world war. ly furnishings. w have today ths bacteriological facts 4 to cops with numerous diseases W are reminded by F. B. T, that ths ths name "sentence necessary Q. How did would otherwise destroy millions of that L M. last name of the heroine of "Persuasion" hymn come into use? and cause untold suffercam ths human race was Elliott. Anna is our favorite heroA. Ths term "sentence hytnb ing. To this same agency ws are Indebted ine except whep we think of Clara Mid- from ths practice of earlier days when for .mean of transportation wonderful the that dleton. hymn books. were scarce. In order wafer, on water, on land and in all the congregation might be able to under modem for the ths air, home, th grea in the singing ths psator would read advancements made in agriculture, hortiFor Use, as a Horrible Example, In ths Join were which two lines, aloud the first - School of Journalism. ths manufacturing of hundreds then Sung, and the reading and. singing culture, articles of comfort and importance. (From the Henry, III., Republican.) would continue alternately to ths snd of effective methods of ths reduce New and conThe marriage of Elmer Green of of the 'hymn. This practice is atilt of tha valuable metals from their ore Lacon and Miss Gladys Johnson Was tinued in some of the rural churches of tlon worked out In our laboratories, been have consummated at ths home of Mr. and the south, Ths many great dlecoveries made by IndeMrs. Sidney Miller at S SO p. m, Tuesworkers like Edison are research pendent day. Rev. W. J. Carpenter conductQ. Is It true that some foreign coun- - due to the underlying principles at first ed ths ceremony. with Ite money Is paper replacing try revealed In college and university labora- H. H. F. metal ooln? - ' tories The conclusion that two eminent ItalA. It has beam announced that a new discovery In our university work ian Socialists have arrived at, after a form of money is about to make It ap- of The 'radium marand and their ths long stay in Russia, is that Russia Is pearance In France. This new currency velous and valuable properties is destined farther away from Socialism than is any will replace money to lead to unusually important human paper other splash on the map. Issue!I during the war. and will bs qolns Interests made of a composition of bronse and In fact had It not been for colleges and aluminum,-anlversfUeSThs- - werid today would, be ft '...Wa Are Une at Twslve Who -g g thousand Understand You. yerrB behind Jhe present- - civil!, Our country can not afford to Q. What Je the best kind of hunting xalion. Sir; This plaintive plaint of mins will knife? W. F. J. curtail tha work of these Institutions probably appeal to about aa limited an A. In a hunting knife the quantise which no doubt Is fully realized by ail audience as does ths Einstein theory, needed ere durability. thoughtful men and women. Respectfully, llghtrt..power but I feel sure that you, personally, will J. T. KINGSBURY, the handle grip. Tha eheeth should heed my query. When I come down to tn on to tax insure Balt Lake. Jan. 17. coma the enough grip up Sunthe office in my day dress (It Is not BLUE) and real white kid gloves, the City Editor sends me to count wild flowers in the park. And when I come down in all my old clothes hs, with brutal disregard for the fitness of things, assigns me to an interview with a fashion editor. Problem of conduct: Shall I firs ths C. E., or carry a wardrobe trunk? GENEVIEVE. By B. L. T. s. 11 t EJi.V. -- The-"rub- t. . a tted.-4 perunit,of quantity is now fully twice aa'much per pound or per ton or bushel or barrel or gallon as before in the war. Nevertheless, measured United States dollars, the trade of 1920 s with Germany is about as large as in dh$ record year preceding the war; in quantity-- , it is probably less than half as much. The articles forming the trade with Germany ace, en the export eide, chiefly food and, in a limited w&y, manufacturing materials, while on the import aids the articles are chiefly-- menu-- , faeturen For the ten months for which details are available, the exports to three-fourth- include 415,000,000 worth of 410,000,000 worth of flour, 43.000.- 000 worth of fresh beef, 410,000,-00worth of bacon, 414,000,000 worth of lard, 44,000,000 worth of condensed milk and a dollars worth each of hams and oleo oiL The principal 'manufacturing materials sent to Germany during the ten months were 481.000.- 000 worth of raw cotton and The arti413.000.- 000 Worth of copper. cles Imported from Germany are principally' manufactures and include coal-ta- r dyes end colors, laces, embroideries, chintwarc, gloves and other articles of this class. Germany wheat, 0 half-millio- n Latest reports regarding the trade of Germany, both those of its own officials and those of other countries, suggest that the United 8tates is now supplying, directly and indirectly, about of the merchandise entering Germany, most of it coming direct, while a Considerable quantity of United States origin reaches Germany through other countries, notably Great Britain, The Netherlands and Belgium, which have always passed on to Germany large quantities of merchandise whieh they imported from America. Fragmentary figures of German trade indicate that its total .foreign trade in 1920 will approximate 41,500,000,000, gold ralue, as against 43,000,000,000 in 1913. Germanys present tt4e is ap- parently about equally divided between imports and exports, though prior to the war its imports exceeded its exports. As nearly as can bs determined, foreign trade in 1920 would Germany include: With the United State, with Great Britain, 70,000,-00- 0 with France, about 2,000,000,000 Dane; with Belgium, abont 500,000,-00francs. There also has been a relatively large volume of trade with other adjacent countries, neutral during the war, including Bwzerltad, The Netherlands and the Scandinavian countries. No figure are available on Germanys trade with Russia, which is believed to be of no email volume. 4400,-000,00- 0 BATTLEFIELD. Out of my breast for five dark years Were farm and orchard plucked for spoil; The women watched me through thetr tears. The men, remembering, toll. trees and fields that gave m breath d deetructlon tore apart; Peace laid her Sheila that dealt not death To smoulder on my heart, , My pitted fields are smpty now, The last battalions march away; Those Bieel-arme- No man dare folow horse or plough Lown my unfurrowed clay, I. avenging that deep wound Hla hrother did me, lift s hand To draw hla village underground And cruah him with pie land E. Lavidion, tn LoAdcn Country Life, tt NOT ONE SHALL KNOW. one shall know Id sooner With mv lost love than go On with tha empty, stupid t , Not- - cue alia know. h emit awMT sfuij gyew Ill walk And laugh muth. and forglva Ill fly a Teg on Calvary, And llthllv. light Iv llvaf lie liked a gallant fieart and so, Not ona shall know. Jacqueline Embry tn December Good Housekeeping. Not dayr heart-hlH- see , - ft,utWipx.-gvsak,y5i.fJnfqrsi8.,tn- If11,011 one-thip- - the morning papers warned their readers about this particular form of "touch." It Is extraordinary to what lengths the small fraud artist will go to obtain a t, as the young assistant of a n women hre philanthropist can tell you. This young woman was quietly cataloguing in her office the other dnv, when a young man, with soft brown eves and neatly combed In Immaculate clothes pompadour attired dashed excitedly In the door and asked to see Mrs, J., the young womans "Where ts she" he demanded, his face flushed apparently from the exertion of running. "I must see her et once, I ran all the way up here from the hotel down the block. Gone to lunch? Oh, 1 sav, thsta tough. Is there snv way I can reach her Immediately? you see, Tm lh a rather embarrassing predicament. "Im afraid I dont know where she Is said the assistant, "but she ought to . be beck In about an hour. c "What am I to do" exclaimed the young man dramatically. "Perhaps vou can advise ms. You see, 'Ive asked a e when-wand were seated Jo girl lunch, at the tahie down there at the hotel I i have s scrap ddenly discovered of money on me. All In mv other clothes, he explained in evident emvog know. barrassment "30. knowing Mrs. J. verv well, I thought I eopld Just run up her end get a loan from her. but I suppose leave the young Its no use. I cant lsdy walt'ng for an hour." THE BOGUS FRIEND. The young assistant was sympathetic. She thought the young man looked very boyish and helpless, and she felt Sony for tha damiei, who was about to be deprived of her luncheon with him. Bo she took the (15 he said he needed from her own purse and Insisted upon his accepting it. in perfect confidence that he would return It, as he said he would, the next afternoon. Hut when Mrs. J. returned the young assistant was dismayed to learn that that of Oavin good lady had never heard Courtney, ths name the young man gave, nor did she know any young man who answered his description. A few days later, however, when she described him to the police, they seemed to bs on quits familiar terms with him. One of the most expensive cases of fraud which recently occurred on Fifth avenue in ths shopping district woe one in which that most sophisticated of humans, a professional chauffeur, was hoodwinked. The mans employer, a very wealthy woman, had Just removed her (20.000 sable cost from storage in a furrier's shop and upon returning to ths car left It in his cars whils she continued her shopping. As ths chauffeur waited a stranger sauntered up and engaged him in conversation about the town, ths weather and about various makes of cars Then he sauntered on, and in a few seconds another et ranger appeared on the block, staggering in sn almoet forgotten manner. Ths chauffeur found this second man so interesting that hs failed to see the first stranger circle tho car and calmly remove ths sable coat. Ths first hs knew of ths Incident was whan .a policeman cams and Informed him that a bus conductor, from hla liosltlon on of an avenue bus, had seen It go. top THE RELUCTANT ELOT MACHINE. While work of this dear rlptlon Is constantly increasing. It must not be supposed that New Fork has beon free of petty fraud until this year. Aa a matter of fact, ithaa always suffered more than any other city tn tho United States from this evil, In a way New Yorkers have become accustomed to It, as they have to other metropolitan There are the slot machines n the elevated and subway stations, for A slot machine U an Innoexample. cent apparatus In Itself, end Is a great boon to a puMln, but the of slot machines these Stallone are of ruined graveyards hopes. They ere supposed to eontaiu chewing gum, and ocraslonslly they do, but, ah! how often thev don t Vet never are they empty of hlrkr-lanil pennies thrust in by trustful persons who sigh and swear and miss their train in sn effort to got something out. Hut perhsr tbe most suspicions establishments in York 'The hat-eliking parlors, where surprlslrtg frauds of one kind and another are always cornMoat astonishing of thee ing to light was one discovery recently made when a couple of hat check bove got Into a fight. When the guests rushed Into the check room and In ths Irate principals they found separating that the cause of the hostilities was a spool of whits thread Hv decrees ths story cams out It seems that when a stingy dancer or diner refuses to tip for sn unnecessary brushing off be s icrmlttcd to get Just as far ss tbe door. Then a boy politely requeets him to stop Rqshlng up to ths guest a taik. ths boy bruins to brush off a cluster of white raveling, conveying at ths seme time his keep distress that sucK. n W ell dr seed should bs so gentleman careless, Thl Is, w hers ths white sfiool of thtead conies In sod l0 (Is Imme-d.ut- e reS.i.V .uv Aims Aiwayk.a dime-- and Uriel lines, guest Is. milch emhar-riis-iea quarter. Thus don t tie too Impressed when vou besr shout the asgsi'loiis Inv iilnershllli y I of the New Yotker Live here for a few months yourself, and you will find him, ouL five-spo- nice-looki- er d slelght-of-hsn- Ne' ar' enn-eede- d. 4 Communication. ia one-thi- rd Jugo-Siav- one-roo- m ia n; , -- d franchised by the act, or about I.S per -- y In-oth- uk1:;,rr,:1, penmanship. g 18, 1921. I j ; t i I honest-to-goodne- as S3S2 In memory of Benjamin Franklin, born Jan. 17. ona hundred and fifteen years ego. Mr. Brisbane. It seems longer ago than that, Arthur. A Fragrant Phllotophsri Taking advantage of a June day January I had strolled Into Grant Park for amoks, when a familiar figure, clad in tattered garments, 'apwhere I was sitting. bench tha proached As hs carefully separated his coattails and sat down beslda ms I noted an aroma, whioh suggested a too liberal Indulgence In ths content of a flask which peeped from his Inner coat pocket. "I am not insensible," hs began, "of ths Indebtedness which pour repeated benefactions have thrust upon me; but. rest assured, thev have not been forgotten. With his last breath, an dwith ths awful solemnity .which attends the message of a departing spirit, my father adjured m never to forget an obligation; and I never have. If you cars to add a trifle ths crushing weight with which I em already encumbered I shall not b unmindful. I handed him a quarter, and aa he pocklook crept Into his eted it a eyes. "I come to this sequestered nook." said hs. "to rest my weary soul, and to view from afar, as It were, tha strife and turmoil of ths seething mart. As I have sat hers during ths long summer afternoons I have pondered on ths vanity of men, and on hi frsnslsd struggles for. ths passing favor of ths gods of power, wealth and fame. W art hers today and gone tomorrow. Buk yesterday ws were prattling Infanta, wecooing in our mothers arms, tomorrow wlu be palsied, wrinkled shadows, keeping our lonely vigil for (hs summons to ths Great Unknown; to that mysterious realm whose awful shadows veil ths secret of our everlasting doom; where sable Night bears undisputed sway, and where, with hellish torments, fiends Infernal lash the spirits of ths damned; not for an hour, not for a year, not for an age; but forever, end forever, and.- -. He slopped, as If overcome by a great surge of emotion, and rearhed Into hla Inner coat Pocket. "Oh. hell! said hs, lets hsvt E. C. W. a little drink. In 8!r: A Finish Like a Piano s As high as 21 different coats of paint and varnish are put on automobiles. The result, in a new car, is' a finish as fine as that of expensive furniture. O To keep it so, despite exposure to weather, to dust and mud and grease, is no trifling matter. Improper methods of washing and polishing your car can, ns quickly as anything else, mar its finish. Leaving mud and snow to accumulate too long intervals between washings will age the appearance of a car in a short season. far-aw- Our washers and polishers are. schooled in the proper methods. Only warm water is used washing, and our facilities are so large that all work is done with promptitude. The " Botterill system rnakesr certain" that everything done hero is done well. in-th- "Roscoe round end Felix Frankfurter to make a aurvey of the system of Justice In this city and county for ths tterebind Found wt tore. Would you not say that an ounr of prevention Is better than' a Pound of ar Frankfurters? In Msxlot City. , (From El Universal)-Athe delicacies of tbs season,, recently Imported for tha Christmas trade As pie say, at foil Bodegas Universal What Is home without ainother? so we may exclaim, "What la Christmas without erguog, Martinis, Manhattsns, highballs. It. and X . Bronx, or any of your special predilections In the way of Chrletmss chserl" )ou will find all ths makings" and some mors at this famous tlare. , Christmas If no on e!e rare, the romposltor end , proof reader will bs Interested to know Ihst lafpgr-- Hecsupnkiewtrn brought Preside- JSergupa c I I in t.v'hic against klcwkt Automobile Co. Hudson and Essex Sf-4- 2 So. SUtfl St. Pbon Watchful Welting. ' May I not. If the mav-I-nottlIs still good, nominate t Purrer of Mat-o- n, XU a U. B. commissioner of Mlco? filr- - The Botterill . GEE. E8d. Wwatch 636. Eat Bt. ; e , |