Deseret Evening News | 1902-03-28 | Page 4 | Local News

What Whal and Why is Js the lie title of ot a most clever set let et of ot character sketch sketches l etch es PC appearing In the th Sunday Issue ot or the tho Kantian City Ity Star They hn male wit hu humor mor mini and just enough sting to give them piquancy Hero Here Is a n sample n a sketch of ot President Eliot ot of Howard Howart President United Untied States LL LT D b 11 Man Manufacturing company Cambridge Mass Muss Horn at nt Dos ton March Murch 20 1134 Ills His tIlE II nit words were viol spoken at atthe atthe the ago age of live minutes Two hours bourn later hater he spoke again pointing out of the window of the parental domicile dOl ut nt passers by anti and observing to lib hIs nurse as nil ashe aslie he lie did dill so In hot Hoi Polio The Tho night after atter this Incident just before belore falling asleep ho hll observed to tile hla hl father Dolce Delco far fur au se she f which led Ild his parent to a wittily to 10 the tho family doctor Doctor I nm fbi afraid this youngster Is not a IL baby but buta bu bua a language Studied English I at lit Doe Bos Boston ton Ion Latin Ln till school and acquired the tho Uca con street accent timid and n 1111 Inflection nones necessary sary to enter Harvard from which col coI collego collego lego ho lie was wa graduated D U C L Darn Clever Cleer Linguist In hut 1853 1113 A new nest humorist has lies arisen else olse an excellent old one line has been rejuvenated