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Show mrnLS" M.indiv Novembers. ISM - Page THE HERALD Provo Utah. 13 Ann Landers xst jg JJL y Trucks Kill... Dear Ann Landers The letter ot a man wio from the drives a tanker got to tr.e "No Name m ca.itorr.ia sai-her husband and his budd.es are waiting to "get some jjKKass Well. Ann. I saw it happen Or.e of the bij biAS followed a muujr- cvcle for 10 miles. The motorcy cle slowed down A nether he was going to turn or was having problems with his bike will never be known The big guy was on the bike s bumper and wouldn t let up until the bike and the driver were under his rig I pray that not ail truckers hjve Little turned so Gai In Sheridan. Ind Dear Little Gal: Truckers used to be known as "the knights of the road." What has happened'' Many readers are complaining about "the big guvs." It makes me sad. Any answers out there? Dear Ann Landers: You were dead right when you advised "Tortured by Indecision to keep her daughter's paternitv a secret I wish my mother had Out of the blue, she informed me that the man I believed was my father for 21 years was not She told me my father had died when I was 3 This means my two younger brothers and I have different fathers. Somehow I will never feel as close to them now. My mother was unable to tell Says Asleii ' 'Don't Be the Family Janitor!7 Mommy' it was a spiritual experience" Aslett' s understands g err.pay By LEANNE HOFFMANN Herald Staff Writer Don Aslett. an Idaho farm boy. for women in the home goes beyond dirty diapers "Man ought to be punished for his own sins." he stated. "Don t be the family janitor.'" he urged, sharing with the audience a chapter in his book to Expect from Your Husband and Children " It was blank. "If they're old enough to mess it up. they are old enough to clean says that "dejunkir.g" charges lives. During a seminar recently held at the Utah Technical College, the king of housework philosophy advised the largely female audience they should never love anything that couldn't love them back. With refreshing humor and die millionrectness, the aire spoke on the finer aspects of toilet bowl cleaning and related self-mad- areas. it Aslett claims his first book. Is There Life After Housework, was more popular than the bestseller, Jyy of Sex. Also author of Do I dust or Vacuum First and his newest up." Aslett related a story of a woman who got in an automobile accident and ended up in a hvfy cast release. Clutter's Last Stand, in the lett appears panned Shortly after, while cleaning walls with amoma and lacquer thinner, the woman of the house ran in screaming. "My bird s dead, my bird's dead." "My reputation spread." he said with a grin adding that he now owns one of the largest cleaning companies in the nation. In addition to beirg an accomplished, entertaining speaker, Aslett dealt with reality m a way that had his listeners squirming. Pulling out four large contain- heads missing, the hated purse, a e holder made tn warped India, the grocery sack, the broken gift You don't have to keep a gift." he reassured, reciting the "When they example of roses die you throw them out " ' But no" he shook his head, "the same thing happens to the iog: the tongue's ripped out. the hot-plat- stuffing's gone, he has one eye... but you keep him because he's a gift ." If you don't want to tell Margaret you threw her gift out. put it in the back seat of your car and d go to a movie in the worst ers, labeled 'Junk. Charity "Sort" and "Emotional With- the latter is set on the the fndge for sis months then thrown awavi. he asked the drawal' neigh-uuilioo- i you Know or'. When you come out... it will be gone." top of "Oh. I'm sorry, it was stolen." Aslett shrugs and throws up his hands. "Simple." Next, he attacked magazines. "You'll find nothing profound in a magazine." he confided, adding that 70 percent is pure advertising. "What are you saving them for? I know, don't tell me. ...THE As- well-verse- d woes of the housewife. He credits his intuitive wisdom partly to an experience he had after" he was already a successful businessman and owner of a professional cleaning company. "My wife hadn't been home to visit her mother since we were married," he shared. Wanting to please her, he gave her a ticket to go home to Alaska. I couldn't wait to clean the house," he said rubbing his hands together. "The next morning the kids saluted me on the way to the bathroom. I had everything under control." But everything evidently wasn't under control. Everytime he rolled up his sleeves and really began to "get into it", he was interrupted. "Wahhhh Laura hit me!" I hurt my knee..." "Daddy "And the diapers," he exclaimed to the unempathetic mothers in the audience. "The first time I changed a baby diaper I was disgusted. I didn't know a human being could do that. I decided from then on, I'd change diapers ahead for the whole day." "You would not believe how my morning went," he sacastically informed the hysterical women. "By Friday the kids didn't like and I didn't like me much baby-totin- g them at all." "When the phone rang and I a little voice say, heard "When you dean for someone else, you are teaching them they are not responsible for their recipe." "Every woman owns Don Aslett messes." Aslett said he began his career in Idaho while trying to work his way through college. "Women hate to clean," a friend told him. Inspired, he took out a classified ad: Don Aslett Professional Cleaner. His first call was from a woman who asked him if he cleaned carpets. "Yes ma'am," he responded, not admitting that the only thing he knew about cleaning was that his mother used hot water. "It was a wool rug," he dead- - Don't Give revealing question, "How many " you have THE drawer? of semblance Avoiding any of tact. Aslett exposed its contents and delighted the audience. First came the aresol can without the little red spout. "There's still some in there," he ridiculed, "I can hear it." The babv toilet seat. "Ahhhhh," he mocked, "just think of how many precious bottoms have sat on it.. ..but the plastic bowl's gone that catches the "And are you ready for this?" he asked, playing on the building aticipation. Silently he pulled out y whipping the empty cream container. "It's the perfect thing to catch the do-d-o in," yelled a lady from the audience. Undaunted, Aslett pulled out the eye glasses with the missing ear piece, a photograph with the Kids Eggplant By DENNIS HINKAMP LOGAN Parents are often unsure what to feed children who are more finicky eaters than the legendary Morris the Cat. It may be because mothers don't have the same food preferences as thev think their children do. According to Dr. Georgia Laur-itzeExtension Nutrition Specialist at Utah State University, a recent study by the Campbell Marketing Research Department confirms this. ry about M"(t non-dair- and Dear A.-- . You told them in a way I never could. Dear Ann Landers: How much a son or daughter who at home pay parents for r..H.m and board"" Our daughter is 1 years old and has a very good job We have been arguing about this f.r quite a while Please K M H Flushing settle it should lives . Dear R.M.H.: There is no pat answer that will fit every situation. A boy who bas a paper route, for example, would not be in the same category as ? woman who has an executive position in a bank. One must consider own. m 1 yiM Solid Pine Wood ? 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"Cleaning out, throw ing away will change you more than you'd ever believe. You'll feel like a new person. Childbirth film, "Childbirth for the Joy of It II" will be shown Friday at 7 p.m. in other tors. Is the laundry being done by the mother or does the young person wash his own? Meals: Breakfast only? Or dinner six or seven nights a week? TEH life.'" Husban- real City cook During the latter half of the seminar, Aslett explained and dis played the easiest and most effec tive cleaning methods. From the procrastinated dirty window washing, to the various floor coverings and surfaces, he shared his secrets of cleaning success, and his philosophy of his cleaning motivation. "The bottom line of the scriptures," he said, "is "Dejunk your d-Coached Bradley Childbirth Film Set Friday -- tist...." do-d- o! The American Academy of 14-1- 8 mr books. She usually doesn't even have time to use them'" he pointed out. Aslett then observed that if all the Sational Geographies stored in attics were gathered into one place it would tilt the earth. "If you didn't find time to read it when you got it, you won t ever find time. Throw away those mouse-manure- d covered, mil dewed magazines! Stick them under vour coat the next time you visit the doctor's or the den own messes." "The Lord directed that truck to me," she told him. "I wore it two months after the doctor told me I could take it off." "Everyone's time is worth exactly the same," he repeated. "When you clean for someone else, you are teaching them they are not responsible for their own cold-hearte- d father Her confession did a lot of damage I no longer respect her. She must have needed someone to cLrr.p on and chose me Keep telling your readers that some ske.etons are best left in Exhibit A In Kansas the closet Mon.-Fr- i. Sat. 10-- 6 10--5 We will finish or show you how. n. Lauritzen says the survey shows kids actually rate chicken noodle soup higher than peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but that mothers still serve the sandwiches more often than the soup. She says the study also indicated that children would eat fruit more than their mothers usually serve it. Mother's who cook homemade foods for their children might be disappoiinted. Lauritzen says the study revealed that kids prefer Campbell's canned soups to homemade soups and that restaurant pizza beat out anything mom could cook for dinner. Moms who are trying to get their children to eat vegetables might consider corn on the cob. The study indicated that it was the favorite vegetable among children, Lauritzen says. Not surprisingly, a vegetable (eggplant) ranked as the least liked food by children. And, equally unsurprisingly, ice cream was ranked as children's favorite food, the nutrition specialist says. 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