| Show r THE WOMANLY WOMAN f 1 C u A rC w a fant Jant and homelike It Iv aran tumble across our old L on the Womanly Wo tan 1 i Adam J quite a n while ago ogo agoT ogon T n you tou remember positively refused w w up Ip any moro more that atur U U U U U U U noon Adam with the of n man mal owning property said Very er well ell my dearl A little later on when It came cameto to tea t ll time there was no clean cups CUPI saucers Adam coughed This Thill pro proving ving of timan avail he gave gae Eve Ee dear clear dearly ly h to understand that It was IS positively 1 I her bel duty ai III a woman to see llIe to all the housework Er o ho he wished tp Iq Imply Eve was an nn unwomanly w Jive Ec then tool took up the argument She Rhe stated her heraldo side of ot the question be he began gall gan proving to tt Adam Just exactly what a II womanly woman was 1118 wasAnd And Ami she has hns not lIot ht 11 yet The he womanly woman problem had Its Inception appropriately enough In Inthe the tho beginning beg It surged through dark ages It went Into the ark arl It followed III lc It II up 1111 ns 18 as Camembert choose In many other an ancient ancient countries cOlin tries I 1 might mention If I had hada a dictionary It tho ancient Hainan who introduced It alone alon With a 11 new obsolete religion 1011 cd etl to the of ot an nn ancient elent Here H It throve amazing amazingly ly Iy Its itA career culminating perhaps a 1 few fa yearn ago In the Ing InA old alii womanly and bloomer question Lifes Lites great reat Inevitable problems ms have havu this way of ot outliving the tho agen They are orl Insistent and constantly lox bust Intellect of oC man This Is Sa the UW case In regard to rapid transit riding The great seat problem cloFe allied to the one under In Irreparably ably and 1111 Inseparably bound Lound to every 5 G cent cellI faro furo This theorem th orem gives RIes n street et ear A with Its complement of or mixed Jossell EO too tho horrible doubt that thul vacillates that his Inmost boo lin lining ing IlIg Is whether hOr ho the Individual should offer afTer hla hili scat paid for b h him U 11 In III legal logal under to C It Is wry very hut II t has hll been found Cound that the problem l simplified by II the tho In of a L very o charming Ind nt Rt C Kroin which It may be b In tn fenell that man Is after all ull but a n vulgar ul gar gur fraction 1 must however that present ent day civilization 0 11 nn immeasurably ably higher of gal 1111 gallantry lantry than any The twentieth century o gentleman true 1 In 11 Ills ilK every velY pretty women Haw too loll MI 11 the fond COH attention Olla and the th nt and an 1 one feeling by the new nil 11 I for tor her hilI un lp dl and In 10 Bill It K R of I f t r n 1 main maintain tain was never lIo r d by h the rough rouKh sordid spirit Of The la to nt Ht the ho hoad d dof of at this con 1101 of oC unworthy ut utterances appeal In a It le Jour Journal nal lIal It wallin In continuation oC f S or ur original ItOI of ot what con constituted n 1 woman Serene In beatific neutrality I r much this article It dis Ilia disappointing appointing that tho did not ap I HELEN GOULD IMPROVING 1 Miss Helen Gould whoso whose arduous In the tho field have hae caused her to to an on of ot nervous prostration Is reported as slowly Improving In health gels those of ot the male I n usually politely referred to us car hogs hOls It Is required to lo Le demonstrated ed that H B Is fust Cust relapsing to his former state of boorish barbarism There on n A at nt the next stop a II womanly I 10 n 11 C carrying In small a 0 hundredweight or so 80 of dry goods goodA The Tho effect Is electrical H n becomes Immensely Interested In his reading matter nut Hut nevertheless the breast of oC each coch base brutal guilty guilt 11 Is torn lorn from a 0 horrible doubt and conflicting emotions without number To each Itch Individual U it In ns as ns mock mork turtle that strap hanging Is a II pleasant pastime and ami that someone ought alight to practice It In place of 0 C who stores stares around the car cor and evidently thinks ply II her theory theor to Docs she for Instance consider Nation a womanly woman Mis Notion Nation I understand Is IH to con COlt conduct duct n town for fot a year It 1 will bo lio a beautiful town to live out of at There will be no nD drinking God Go 1 forgot you 8 when He lIe made IMle us thirsty It was nil all a mistake That thanks to Nation Is II oil nil going to be he made straight again The rhe will bo clean clenn for the chil children dren to play In so that In they the will not need ned to go Into the horrid green Ireen fields and the tho nasty dirty woods Oh It will be such Rueh a 0 lovely lovel Only anI the worn 1011 will be bc when the In Inhabitants habitants die Where will they the RO 10 ROthen then Heaven I a ven will not be of much use clearly St Louis louls Republic i |
