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Show Page 48-T- HERALD, Provo, I'Uh, Wednesday, December 13, HE THE BORN LOSER 1972 By Art Sonsom SIX Tell Me I 1 OFCP. iujoowt JW XJK. DACGHT f WELCOME RAOt! I HOPt GLUTTONOUS I AM? TODAY'i OPPRtttlVE HEAT AND MM. WORTH WDNT AFFECT YOUR COULDN'T RESIST THE APPETITES'?; CAPTAIN'S SHRIMP I I . COMPANY Ct OUm WTFB ' ? interesting things about the ostriches but this is not one of WEIL, MRS WORTH.' 'Z'rj, A unw it win Min c7fttf will EXCUSE HIM. MARTIN MUST HAVE A SHORT JUST KfORI DINNER! PLEASE II ON THE TENNIS COURTS? -- v I Send your questions, name, age, address to "TELL ME WHY!" care of this paper. Include Zip Code. In case of duplicate questions the author will decide the winner. Today's winner is: CATHERINE SWINFORD, II. Richmond, Calif. There are many strange and WE DID "... ROTH THE runs away just as other animals do. And ostriches can run at great speed. The ostrich is the largest of living birds, but it cannot fly. So running is very important to it. It uses its small wings as balance when it is running at high speeds. An ostrich may reach a height of eight feet and weigh as much as 300 pounds. One reason for this is that the ostrich is a greedy eater. It eats mostly plants, berries, and seeds. But sometimes it will swallow large stones, bits of iron, and other objects to help it digest its food. Most of the year, ostriches only make a loud hissing noise. But when the mating season comes, the males make a loud booming roar. Ostrich eggs vre tremendous. One egg is equal to two dozen chicken eggs. Ostrich eggs are just as tasty as chicken eggs. Today ostriches are raised in By A. LEOKl'M Win the New Book cf Knowledge (20 volumes). Ernst & Yunk. QUITE TRUE, MR. WESLEY! LUNCHEON AND Of COtlRSE.NOT,DAO! . MTU I KUftW UAU MRS. WORTH,) Tf RKALLV AH.SU7ET7E Saunders By t m. ' fjT J fI O Heads in the Sand? Osfrcfjes a MARY WORTH Vhy " them. 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