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Show And He Did. From tbt Detroit Free Preis. An old maii with a soldier's 6ver-oa- t on, and carrying a big hickory Wtaff in his hand, entered an office on Griswold street, yesterday, to make some inquiries about a person named Johnson.. He left the door wide open as be entered, and was walking across the room, when the shivering occui i pant yelled out:, ? "Shut that door V "Did you speak to me ?" inquired V ' 1 the old man, as he halted. 'Yes, sir, I spoke to you." "What did you say ?" , "I said shut that door." 'Which door?". ... . uJhe oae behiod you, sir. This is not a sawmill, sir " 'Did I say this was a sawmill 7" inquired the old man. ''Don't you suppose that I know an office from a sawmill ?"' "Why don't you shut that door ?" , yelled the man behind the desk. fDo you want the door shut?" "Yes." "Then I will shut it. ; There, the door is shut. Now, let me ask you know man named Joba- a if you , son?" w., r a thousand of them!" , "Yes; ,4 I can "Will ;you ieli me where ' V them?"' find any of "No, I won't. If I knew a million JohnsoDS I wouldn't tell you where you could find a blamed oue ' : of the lot."., "Very well, sir," said the old man as he turned to go; "that's what I gat by obliging you. Not ono man in ten w uid have shut that door for r - you,"... d'l don't want it shut," growled . toe omce man. Winter Diversion for the Female SuiTrae In W joinIntellectual.' ing. Dr. Ilayford, of the Laramie Sen tinel, gave a statement before a .With An ordinary handsaw cut off woman's suffrage meeting at Denver, about an inch and a half of the right on Friday, of the working of woman front leg of the chair and about the in Wyoming. He himsel! same length from the left hind leg. suffrage drew up that law, and it was passed Then keep the chair in a conspicua democratic body as a joke.'. He ous place. No matter which of the by the law works well, and there is short legs it may rest upon when says not twenty-fiv- e people in the terrianybody sits down" in it, it will immewho would now votf for its abtory diately keel on the other one, and The practice of female the party using it wiil wail and negation. creates bo disturbance in famshriek in in the liveliest terror. No voting ilies. Sometimes husbands and wives house should be without one of these to the polls arm in arm, and vote chairs. They will be found very go democratic and republican tickets.and useful in the case of visitors who sometimes wife prefers to go alone the drop in about dinner time. and vote as she pleases. Fights at the polls, and street brawls, and bar M. Caliste, a French actor, was room rows never occur now. performing in the provinces. In a fairy scene he had to appear dressed A few days since a man convicted as a peasant, then to suddenly change of drunkenness stood up before His his costume for that of a cavalier, and again at the end of the scene to Honor at the Polic9 Court, and His be transformed once more into the Honor said, in his slow, solemn way, " " To bring these changes "I'll give you 810 or thirty days peasant. about with sufficient rapidity it was "Weil, I'll take the $10, Squire,' said the tellow. necessary for the actor to put on three separate suits of clothiBg; and in order to avoid a too large appearanwore no ciothing under the ce,-he third suit, r One evening a startling catastrophajWas ; only,' avoided by a timely discovery. Culiste" had dressed, and after talking with the stage machinist, was walking forward to appear in tha scene, when to his horror he saw htS' third suit of clothes lying on his portmanteau. He had put on two suits, but had forgotten the third, and being rather absent-mindeAT THE would doubtless have taken off the two suits successively before he cbuld realize that he Bad no third one on.' 'Che surprise :5f the audi Ogdsn Junction Office ence can be 'imagined at seeing the worthy actor suddenly appear in.no thing but his shoss and cravat.' IMPliOVED , A G ; , Q H o so ouI -- -- - wtwW Grand ' EQUAIi .TO THAT, BEST PIPE CAPACITY, v OF-TII- K ORQA&S OF THE SAM Our celebrated "Vox Celeste," "Louis ratent,", "Vox Humana," "Wilcox Patent," "Octave Coupler," the charming "Cello" or "Clarionet" Stops, aud .. Ai the Late Improvements Can be Obtained Cnly in these Thirty-fiv- e Organs. Differ ent Styles, For the Parlor and the Church, The Best Material and Workmanship, Quality and Volume of tone Unequalled PRICES,. . Dollar. COto 1500 ""' - ' .l.yM CP 15 ;(8 EXECUTED by the and. seemingly great num underhisarm,and, walking up to unanimity the proprietor ;in( a business sort of ber, reduced, the charge, and then IN ALL ITS BRANCHES, :J ' i ''J kJ ' ' every boy cleared out. ' way, he inquired: "Hdw's business, how 8 'stock?",!' ' "I wouldn't be such a christian business is "Oh, very dull," as you are, John," said his wife, as IN A - tradesman. r'Pon may she stood in the doorway, dressed word sir, I haven't got $900 in the for chureh. "You could go with me house! Terrible dull!" And he paused well if you wanted to." "How and looked inquiringly at hU visiter. very I?" can he half sobbed. "There's "Oaly S90U?". said the insurance the wood to be split, and the coal to man In surprise. be shoveled over the other side of "Pon my soul, fsir," repeated the the sellar, anU no dishes washed for deal,' t'Iidon,'i;pelievi there is ima dinner yet." V didn't 'think Order Books, dollar more look for yourself," and ''i ; r.. . ' of that," she murmered thoughtful' the man, looked sad aud sighed. 4 .r t 1." ly, and giving her new cloak a fresh ! ('Then sir," said the insurance man hitch aft, sailed out aloue. . Receipt Boois, with a good deal of warmth, "how does it come that your stock is inMrs. Buffi ngton was missed by her sured for $4,500, ehr,' t t family, in Lansingburg, New York, "Oh,1 ahf, bcg yourrpardonI" ex- and, after an abseuce f three days, Bill Heads, ; claimed the dealer' in great confusion, was found in a room of an otherwise "I thought you was the tax man! I unoccupied house. Sho was standor ing in a corner ,and she begged to was sure you was the Letter Heads, wouldn t that, be allowed to stay there, declaring poo my soul, I when, in Fact mj stick ia worth fully that the Lord and" the Devil had commanded h'er to stand immovable 3,000 ldok for yourself." 3 until she died? She had nearly Show Cards, it i i--L- liter,: obeyed the imaginary injunction, for Cards, V Visiting hunger, cold and fatigue of the posi;In Calioot. j tion had almost killed her.' " ! . i , - :? . i ) .' ; ? , r, id 'f m-- , - . mm 1: . In America. tintarefcnovrn It rarrltt well known out the habitable world.throughIt teas the oldest and belt record of In Liniment the world. From any tha millions nnon million. .fiuiii.a old no eontplalnt has ever reach ed us, and a a, healing and J PAIN SUBDUING LINIMENT XT THE CELEBRATED TO MI G It HAS 270 AND APPET IZER, T8 PURELY A, VEGETABLE PKEPAIUTIO, 4 composed lmply of R OOT8t HERBS nd FRUITS, combined with other well-know- n properties, which In their nature are Cathartic, Aperient, Nutritious, Diuretic, Alterative and s. The whole is preserved to a suffl ctent quantity of spirit from the SUGAR CAXIS to keep them in any climate, which - " ' makes the ITiTMf one of the most desirable thartics ? trictlyaaa Meal Tickets, n't Hand Skipping Bills, ' j ' J ... S.l 4 f - l.K. , ..f i i -- - i . V RAILROAD f. '' , - " i I. r ..... - JJ- r t.J . u , I - q v I . IV i WORK. tt ti recommended with unbounded attar tnce in all omm of CutB,Brulaes3nrns, 8prtln, Rheumatism, Hard 8wellin(?s, Bite., Joints, Frozen Feet, Ears, to., c, among all persons, and for Sprains. Founders. Kingbone, Hoof-al- Poll-Evi- l, Scratches, Wind-Gall- s. 8parins, Springhalt, Saddle.Col. Ur and Harneiw Osils ; also diseaees of tha Eye and Ear in e. Horses, Mules or Caltlei only to be used as a medicine, and always so eording to directions. , of the feeble and They are the sheet-anchdebilitated. They act apon a diseased liver, and stimulate to such a degree that a healthy action Is at once brought about Asa remedy to which Women are especially subject it la super-aedievery other stimulant Aa a Spring and Saramer Toni they have no equal. They are a mild and gentle Purgative as well aa Tonio' They purify the.blood. , They are a splendid Appetizer. They make the weak strong. " They purify and invigorate.' They cure Dys- pepsia, Constipation and Headache. They act as a spociflo in all epociea of disorders which undermine the bodily strength and, break down the animal spirfta. IT- - I Depot, 53 Fork PUce, it; r i imji also ... ' A 1 r ' ,1' Cure Neuralgia. Rhenmstinn, Gout Lame) Bask, Salt Rheum, Poisonous Bites, External Bone as J Muscle Affections. Sore Nipples, &o and may be justly termed the panacea for ail EXTERNAL WOUNDS.' ng ;mj- ' - Monthly Stetenients, ; i Ca- or ; 1 ' J BOls, ; ; , Tonics and in the world. They are intended Temperance Bitters t- ' '" EQUAL. Anti-Biliou- BHfEES ?"-"-"D- I .1 Business Cards, Ball Tickets, tail n S.T-1860--X large account bok the showman, f astounded say-ing:"Do- organs, An inTeuiiou having a most important bearing on the future reputation of Reed la. struments, by racana of which the quantity or Volute of tone in tery larrely io. n creased, and quality of tone rendered . J . The other, evening he came home with the air of a man bent on business, and, "after throwing; off bis hat and coat, deliberately produced a brace of tevolvers and, clapped them down qu the table. (His wife gave a little. Vol iek and started toward the "Well, what did you get massa; yer see weVgwino door but he spoke tc her gently, be alarmed, my dear. in cahoot, and kocht four possums. Mars Jim took two, and Mars Mack Tha gas man's coming to inspect the .morning; 'and I two, aud as we's' gwine in cahoot, I meter be thought I'd prepared.'' i reckon I git da cahoot." .'' An exchange' astutely reraarxs : "Pss (Tweed has; escaped from jusA man named Allsop was arreted tice. "?If Bos? Tweed desired to es in London a few davs ago for Commit-tin- g cape" from justice," he shouldjhave a petty tlfeft in Leadenhall Mar- stayed in New York. Outside of that ket. Whence casje, was tried it was uny ue is useiy to run lncoxner arms ill been for had ten tb.at'he proved months, that "his wife" had become in t ltorace Greeley's advice to "Go sane, and that, his six,, children .were West" was a glaring swindle. The starving. Alfs.OD'scha'racter'hdviD!r fact that the Indiaus have been livbeen proved good for the" last eleven w .a West all their jlives anoVaretill year?, tneJjord j Way orv : discharged ing with' poor, him with a reprimand. scarcely enough clothes toj hide their nudity, proves this. irrr SCRIBNER'S PATENT QUALIFYING TUBES, v j From (be Columbus Ecqutrer,. Two white boy and a negro in Gerard went possum hunting, the negro furnishing the dogs.r "Next day the darkty was asked how they came 5f) out. iijK'; "Kocht four possums." ; t , rrn Combination Ills othetfdayf.w1th7 utr ,,r FITTED WITH THE NEWLY INVENTED , . JSL , HOTICE. a.. mt a , From the Augusta Chronicle. i sir, I shall leave it open," th'e cld'man said, as he went out. Acdal-scuttlwent And lie did. is .... down etairs after him, but it sel- . L .. J i. a j man wueu ue The uom can of iiis Vinnemucca, boys Nevada, you has got 'ten feet the start of you. had some furiwith a showman. They formed a line from 'the ticket office extending around a near corner Ulan. Each asked the price of admission, H atlo mistake in and, when, being told that it was fifty , Davton, 0., Democrat. f cents, shook his hnad, said It was too An insurance scent called into an dear, retired, and fell in at the rear establishment on Main Street the of the line. This was kept up until e SIMMONS & CLOUGH ORGAN, CO.'S Kw Yo& Remember, this Liniment did or a year, pro. not spring up in a day MOST AB8CHD AHD TONATTBALCTJSXS XE3T CUCing THE CLAIMXO BT NXW-BOB- ir ' . . AKD MtJUHROOM LrXV But we have the experleuce ef over years of trial, with tho most sub" thirty; etantialresults,and by a multitude of witnesses. If the Liniment is not as recommended, tha jfzT.: ! - MoncytillbeRcfiiriilea: net be imposed upon by using any other sj liniment claiming the uame properties or re-- ' nlte. Thnv ifa rhnmtand a fraud. Ba aura and get nothing but Si ti i m. v si xll Dsooours Aim CotimX lSe.( 50. and CI per Bottle. 13 Sold . XnmxM Stz or Dottlk. Sttxi. 1 3' - |