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Show u i Illootl Drinher. Df aeon pic(iira5 Bull- - Upon inquiry at slaughter houses, lYes, I was there when it bap-fouud that there are nearly 200 is it " sfiid rcrandoa. feettlineW bis l persons in the city of New York who wi?. He v'Oul(lo,t liave.wora a a speck ot hair on are in the habit of drinking blood tut there 'Therc was tn old man flowing .warmly fro ui r.v ox en for his hoad. purposes, "and 'for the preaching for us then jihd we young, streugthing' diseases. A lad? is certain cure of fctere didn't like him, because he kept have spoken to an in is 'so long in'church, for then 'a ser: reported to follows: "Professor Nalpean, iiion seldom stopped before its fifthly, quirer as of Dictum Paris, prescribed blood lor me "Well, there ;was Dea,, was I consumptive and hastening to 'that wasn't bis name he was only the grave. It has prolonged my life 'called so for bis overbearing disposition. Ho owned a fine, bull, and fifteen vears. I had the utmost reDu?nance for it at first, but now a during morning service on one parti- half-pint of hot blood from a well ihe bull, cular Sunday, old Ileddy, conditioned ox is the greatest luxury wandered into the church yard, life. My sister's baby, so far, "where he found such refreshment as of my has been preserved and nourished was good to his taste. ,. bass-vo- il little else but blood. I know with "Now Jack Bovine played into the choir, and Dea. Dictum tfrenty persons who drink it in my aud the minister were both very set, neighborhood to whom I recommend ed it. It has extraordinary effects against that instrument. on some people, especially women, in the fs Somewhere about fourthly should not be resorted to unless but Sermon that day, the bull gave alow, " n t 11 sole Dollow. ii sounacu eiacuy iitv there is absolute weakness of the note on the lowest system." On a visit of the inquirer a to a slaughter house in Tenth avenue, Btrinpr of Jack Bovine's bass-yoinear Forty second street, he found a "The minister stopped for a delicate-lookinwoman with a sickly and cast an indignant glance at A boy,, holding' a glass to the blood the choir ',; ? which ran from an ox with its throat bel and another "Another cause, Both drank' twov or three cut. low, a little louder than tha last. This time the minister eyed the choir glasses in turn, and departed with an vigor. One curtains with, a frown; , but when in appearance of was tho butchers asked of Senif he ever choicest his. the, midst of one of is drank and blood, reported to have tences, that hollow, impious sound to the following effect: "Shure came forth again, it was "more than replied an I etand. could do, . now; The why not, now? Faith, man thd good an' couldn't tell the differ betwixt of his roots blood hiounted to the ye milk. an 'Tis it just as swate, sure hair, lie took off his spectacles as an' in the winter 'tis wrrrum an' he said, addressing ilho curtains op' foine.' Bedad, but 'tis etrengthenin' posite: " 'Will the leader of the choir see shure! Hould, an' I'll get ye a dhrap. 'Tia fbest warrumruunin' right that I ara not interrupted again?' from the baste." The proprietor "No sooner Jhad he.spQken than ' All last winter we had men, said: instruawful that of lowest note the ment gave a groan, niDre dismal women, and children every morning than all; that Jmd) go&e before. to drink blood.' They always imThe congregation, turded and be- bibe beasts', blood; never ,tlie blood stowed an unlimited stare at the red of sheep. Some of them wince a bit curtain. Some of the people smiled, at first; but when you close your eyes, bpod warm from the beasts'; neck others frowned. .1 has just the same taste as warm "By this time the sexton, a man milk from "the Tcow. ,Ve don't fond f of Jcarned,words,jWas making ' his way to the pulpit stairs. Instead charge for the blood,' excepting of coming out in god square Saxon, when we . sell it to sugar refiners' The blood of beeves is said to be jie advanced towards the pulpjt, tand more efficacious for weak lungs than iu a loud whisper, said: coa on. uver it's a ine .Laboratory. '"Please, reverend sir, it's bovine animal.' . " 'What?' queried the minister. VA boTine,' wis the answer, i "'Yes, yes; and the old mad fixed V.'. his eyes on the red curtains; 'I'm 'J very well aware who it is. Mr. Bo1 vine,)! must1 request .that you have gome respeot for the place you are nr.' TI ft -- ; , E3 t:':"j.j n l. g INl'KK-OCEA- q j .14.' . ."riease,. it's old Dca, Dictum's bull!' sang out a small bey, who' had perched himself upon a window-seat- . 'He's Seating grass fn the yard.'1 "The sound that followed; you trialy imagiueS'i Young men .and old, maidens and their grandmothers; the : children and grandchildren,-tootip whoso nick tha laugh... The deacon, . i t '!..' m tbis. hVAn baa never been ' spoKen presence before, grew as scarlet as a ripe strawberry. "Tb pborclerg3man leaked' ex ceedrnsly embarrassed as he turned over the leuves of his sermotf," but he had to cive up, and laugh with the rest. wJls for . Jack Bovine, jia was dowatm the floor iri the organ1 loft rolhtiir about 'm convulsions ot laughter; and it was" a 16ng time be fore we heard the last of Dca. Die turn's bull." . JOB'WORK . '"Vhit branches of learning ') i INTKH-OCEA- Ouporior Stylo Order Books. 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