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Show and fully realize the predictions o her most sanguine friends. She will be all of this within the next Minin decade, and we invite the enter and Real Estate Salt Lake prising capitalists, and the sluggish Gaiettc of the East an 3 of Kurope, to the matter capital that asserts come and set tn motion toe tides o Miciwber oe makes the dift-- . . . k! .t.:ii;r wealth noT pent up amid the magni Illllla mau ficeut mountains of Utah. I", a h:.PPy aud a operable "1 he nappy i- .- r., oD8 thus: j aD . .. c., ,n income of tweuty n,b and ner Railroad. cause It of all her pain. love among the noses or of that nature. something In tie meantime, the neighbors were shouting aud getting awfully excited over the show, while our ser vant, supposing us fighting, opened the street door and admitted a police man, who at once proceeded to go be tween man and wife. The bees hadn't got at Mrs. B.'s A Slisiging Subject. tongue yet, and she proceeded to S. Lb perweek-t- hc nl show is wife the policemau that I had My very proud of our gar iucou.e miserable man with the same abused her in the most shamef'u den, and while gushing over it the gncndatweutyshilhugsand Sixpence- other moruinr. a hannv thought manner, and that 1 had bought j H'8 ptniosopny is cuin;rffcek." worked its way under her back hair. hive of bees on purpose to torment r i nls us well to couimun reci a"u ir" What a delightful thing it would her into the grave. 1 he balance o ;fi(,as individuals. be to have a hive of bees and raise I tried to explain, but just then a is a trade for or agaiust a comtuuDity bee our own honey, as well as everything stung the officer on the nose, and fair criterion ot tnetr unaucia. he understood it all in less than a else. We propose to apply the test have always thought that woman minute. I m jo Utah ana ner f eopic He got mad; actually lost his tern railroads to inspired ever since she convinced me of miles the with 1,000 within lur that I couldn't do better than to mar per be built and equipped He rubbed his nose and did some ry her. borders within the nexc ten jean-t.official But as this didn't This an bold wag swearing. original, idea; from the U. P. and C. P. rail he his staff and drew appy thought: glorious idea. 1 help matteis, order roads, there are now in running promised her a hive of bees, and went proceeded to demolish the patent bee v,,th 115 unlet ot broad w"uae w iU business with a lighter heart and hive. to railroad; 151 miles of narrow gauge The bees failed to notice his badge a firmer belief in the genuineness of milroad. with 70 miles ot extension of home comforts and office, and, swarmed on him. amusements. in process of on different roads, now I I hey stuog him wherever he had bought a hive of honey bees ai.d mmnletion: making in all 36b miles no clothing, and some places where brought it home with me that very which will be completed and fully he did have it. night. equipped during the coming season. Then he howled and commenced was ne It of those patent, hy that the 1,000 We will suppose after the manner of the cat drostatic, hives, in which acting miles additional to be built and and its mistress. He rolled en the the bees have peculiar accommoda equipped during the next ten years for a moment, and then got or narrow gauge tions and all the modern improve ground will bo and made a straight line for the ments. up the extension railroads; al'hougli a was It nice little hive, none of street, shouting fire. of the Utah Southern to Arizona, Then the bees turned to the people vour twists, or barn- makes 300 miles or nearly who had climbed upon the fence to ize affiirs. of the estimate. Assuming that 35 It even had windows in it, so that see the fun. Then they had some lbs. T rail per yard, will be used on the bets could look out and see what fun. the narrow gauge, then for a mile of Windows went down, aBd some of was going on, and enjoy themselves. single roadway, 55 tons gross, (2.2 10 the lioth myself and Mrs. I. were de- neighbors acted as though they lbs) will be required; add to this 5 shell was ighted, and before dark I arranged thought a twenty-inctons for side tracks, etc., and we have about to stand for the in hive the explode. GO tons of T rail to the mile. garden, By this time a fire engine had It will tlso require 2 tons of and opened the bay windows so that the bees could take an early start, arrived, and a line of hose was taken spikes, 400 fish plates and 4 freight and get to business by sunrise next through the house into the garden. cars, (learing out passeager cars for One of the firemen asked where the morn ins:. ths present), to the mile. Multiply Mrs. called B me honey several fire was, but just then one of those these estimates by 1,000 the number times during the evening, and such honey mosquitoes bit him behind of miles to be built, and we have: the ear and he knew directly. sweet dreams as we had. 60,0 00 tons T rails We intended to be up early the They turned a stream upon the at $90,00 , and began to $5,400,000 ext morning and see how our little 400,000 fish plates irds took to our flowers, but a good "plav away" with one hand, and at 75 cents each, 300,000 half hour before we probably should fight the bees with the other. But 2,000 tons of spikes have done so, we were awakened by the water had the desired effect, and at $120 00, - . 210,000 the those bees were soon smong the unearthly yells of a cat. i.OOO freight cars, Mrs. ii. leaped from her downy things that were. "7 (bex and flat) at A terrible crowd had gathered in couch, exclaiming: 5100.00 each, meantime in fronts of the house, the 1,600,000 "What can be the matter with our but a large portion of it followed the Billy?" Total, $7,540,000 His cries of anguish convinced us flying policeman, who was rubbing Now we have the best of coal and both that something more than ordi his affected parts and making iron contiguous to each other, with nary was the matter with him, and straight for the station house and a m increasing surplus of sturdy labor so we hurried into our toilets with-o- surgeon. and This little adventure somehow agricultural produce; and instead waiting to do much buttoning. sending seven and one half millWe rushed into our garden, and dampened our enthusiasm regarding ion! abroad, we have ouly to induce oh ! what a sight met our astonished the felicity of raising our own capital to establish honey. furnaces, rolling gaze I Mis and machine consisted Thc cat a of During the next week we wore and shops here, yellow sight we not aud milk poultices pretty bread only expend the aforesaid S7, best be its to to lat appeared doing among our own people, but make a of itself. ardently, but not a word was said wu expenditure in its reflex lnflu- It was rolling over and over m the about honey, and now Mrs. B. has and direct results, in the in rass, bounding up and down, anoH gone to stay a week with her mother crease of me and the convalescent trade, of population, of rate-aw- e irting through the bushes and foil- - leaving and torn the tickled neighbors to property, and the values thereif &ui then cat, ge, standing on its head, own our aely estimatd at $15,000,-- 7 trying to drive its tail in the ground, enjoy felicity, but not with (or double the amount, not bees Story Paper. and all the while keeping up a most expend-as the sum saved and added to confounded howling that was ever wealth of the heard. Destruction to itlutclics. &ke $500,000 Territory. as the amount "That cat is mad" said Mrs. B., L !!a7.t0trecttho building, place affrighted. The Paris correspondent of the be? The bees shouldn't it "Why rnaces mills and shops necessary are stinging it," said I, comprehend London Daily News says : ufacture ftQm "I have just been shown a simple ing the trouble. Mrs. is. flew to the rescue of her apparatus which will probably sweep IST'Vollingstock.etc., above andthesum med'.nthe cat, and the cat flew at her. away ere long the match trade. It is and it called the electrical tinder-boSo did the bees. transportation from the i in be carried a ciot a, e' WOulJ furnish a nd- - One of them drove his drill into is small enough to er nose, anotner vaccinated ner on gar case. Ou opening this box you wire stretched across manufacture. And when Utah le chin, while another began to lay see a platinum a Touching spring, the wire reddens out his work near her eye. to light a cigar. At will Then she howled and began to act sufficiently T"11 treasure8 Hurst as bad as the cat. you can introduce into a tiBy sconce nP?ur;buen lbroiR" a mesh of cotton steeped in spirits of Tt was quite an animated scene. wine or petroleum, which, taking fire, She cried murder, and the Heigh- as a veilleuse, or Bursa's service does bon looked out from their back winThe hidden agency which CL5,.llnc,afrailw,iyhaii dows and cried out police, and asked lamp. heats the wire is a very eaall electriPtSounS 185rLeateoutryfrom where the fire ws. action by touching Je nerth. to the City This being a trifle too much, I cal battery, set inThe trade price of the of spring. soth, as well as threw a towel over my head and tinder-bowill be half electrical the rushed to her rescue. Its inventor five pence. In doing so, I ran over and knock-e- d a franc, or will be an economical her down, trod UTon the cat and promises that it nuins fteh(t sayQotbiSof her lucifer match. This the for substitute lroL'ot salt, of gypsum made matters no better. Neu! K Mrs. B. is no child its, a wrestle, apparatus way, perhaps, derange thc 6ha11 HOOoL exceed and soon had me under her, and was budget, which depend for a heavy ,V the match tax aud moannually, and she sball be tenderly stamping down the garden sum upon pot aVd of this walk with my head, using my ears nopoly." ; trade aBd the for handles. "Renter- - Then I yelled, and some more bees "What on earth made you get so came to her assistance, and stung me drunk, and why- - oh! why do you marts of trade; all over the face. come to me in this dreadful state ?" cue list It ' She was still giving me darby, Because, my darling, all the other ent 10, iia'' j catioo and surroundings, under the impression that I was the places are shut up." ! I Ti " fl sixr-eoc- e piua-oerit- y. back-actio- DR. was LOGAN, CACHE COUNTY, DRUGS AND PRODUCE . STORE. W. TUKXEIl. ALL KINDS OF PRODUCE, Garden and Grass Seeds. Which Machine pliances? , 0. :8-6- m has the handiest THE WEED. OFFICE AND SHOW ROOM ON MAIN S X 1 K E X, the Tithing J. A. P. PERKINS. Opp. to . Yard. Old S. Weed M. SAVE THROW ORCHARD, Rrirk Hou x3! Brick llnrn 21 x 40 A 11 Within the H uiUofOgJen City, North, and Fifteen Acres of Grass Land, All to be aold on reaaouable term, part tot k. A pply to K. P. STEVENSON, Cor. Bingham' Fort Lane fntiguoui. vr lor cash Weber Co. 18M rt-T- t. Com Oil DEN CITY. r.90 AWil jot EPECTlfLES, By rending our Illtix- PIIVSIOL.OUY ? TTTTWvri EYESI OUR I pain, Ww Diamond worth Eeeing -4 restore your fcignti BEARING with Saturday being the day which calls rainy from the outlying towns te Ogden City, I shall make it a point to le found in my office always on Saturdays. A Gem worth Reading FINE FOUR ACRES OF ap- THE WEED. OX W. TURNER FOR SALE! THE WEED. the fastest? THE HEED. Query Can you ?w, successfully, No. 8 cotton? Yes! At Lis BOOK STORE adjoining he keep ait the Periodicals and Newspaper" of the day, aluo a full stock of Stationery, wall l'&per, lictuies, frames, etc. Agent A, 1 tinted im. JS of the J :"-.fKe.tore Iranal cd VUIon and Overworked tuyet t li uvr cure Htan, watery, lnnamed,antl and all other Die ease, of the Eye., AND ANATOMY Tell KYESIOIIT. hnw to Near-Sight- ed Eyea. WASTE NO MORE HONEY BT A DJUSTING BUCK GLASSES OX YOVtt NQSK AND DI3. FIGUHISQ YOUR FACE. Pamphlet of 10O Mailed Free. Send your addreu rage. to u. also. AgentsJWanted, naranteea. onta or LmHet, $5 to $10 a day Full particulars tent free. Write immedUtelr, U DS. J. BALL & CO., (P. O. Box 9614 So. 81 Liberty St, Xev York City, S. I. ESTEY ORGAN. bee-hive- THE "LIGHT RUNNING THE BEST MADE A NO IN PPREST-TONE- "DOMESTIC 8TRUMENT MANUFACTURED. Agent for Northern Utah, - JOHN FOWLER. Terms Eayt OGDEN. i iirw Kates ReasonahU. Orders by letter promptly attended to. 'Instructions gireo by lha quarter. i-- tr m e CD -- el c3 P H o hi In calling the attention of the public uur mnuuiue nt luittunie, we cannot refrain from rt erring to our bucinei of the last year. We have sold a larg number of the " Domestlo' Mneltlncs. bae sold tbem in all parts ofth enuntry and for all the varied purpose, ofseing,aad whetherin city or country We o, For Family 0 OK 1-- Manufacturing Purposes, 4 o CD -- p93 rl C ge lJiZlT Which Machine sewn ss N. B. Ua repeDed hii old .kind on FIFTH STREET, fur the purchase and sale of x, fiJT,0"th l first-cla- The Celebrated Durham Bull, 'DICKENS," which twk flrtt prize at the Stock Kairat Salt Lake City, in October, 187-1- , i ottered lor sale at reaaunable term. Applj to CF. MIDDLETON. Ott Ogden Ctt y ut U gPEE Bull For Sale. " 2 OUGHT to KNOW e h pin-whe- YOU AND T 1GUT "DUNNING, Li A Large Stock Ju4 Arrived. Coupled with immense power and duraSewPure Wiopi mid Liiftiori for Medicinal Pnrpotes. bility The only straight-needlpTOcriptiout CarefnllY Cumpouuded. Machine which combiues then ing alOlm great essentiiilA. Observation and practice have demonstrated the fact, that good sewing can be done on all machines. Then the enquiry arises; Which Machine runs the lightest? one-thir- W MEDICINES! PERFUMERY, BRUSHES, AND FANCY ARTICLES. three-foo- t, d UTAH. Dealer in n half-wrecke- SOMETHING CRMS BY, JR. We unhesitatingly claim that they hart fully answered the requirements and the expectations of the purchasers. Machine has tver leen mere Satisfactory to the Buyers. That any Sewing Maehiae should hare e POINTS OF many SUPERIORITY! as are claimed for the "Domestic" seems to many minds incredible. The fact isr 1 3 O the iiirentor liartei tight, n.nA that the machine should be superior is only the natural result, and explains the extra ordinary lead which this machine take with the public over machines loug regarded as the best. Beautiful Illustrated Catalogues of bomeeiie Paper Fashions furiiithtti free. (Enclose Stamp) x eepot J? liS!0,.tilDt 1 -- IT v. DOMESTIC SEWING ATTI2ATIOX. WHO WOULD WALK Company, ! WHEN Z. CM. I. will furnish a Light Snrins Wa;frt FOR DOLLARS ONE HUNDRED SA17T LAKE CITY, UTAH. d3Sil JT.IL HOOPER, Eupt. MACHINE 71, State Street, Chicago, AOEKT FOR NORTHERN 111. UTAH, JOSEPH S. JOHNSON, Ogden City. A ire n tn Wantcdl |