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Show the Harem I scandaltb From Montrcul Gazette. From OBSTACLES TO MARRIAGE Barnum has written to this city have man to for a newspaper HAPPY RELIKf POR YOUNO MP--V PROM reported It is estimated that the cotton crop of lost effect of Kt rort xnd Abiuc in early lit". ihe have like would to 'Ho Manhood Kontorod. Impediment to MarriaKe California hU eeasoa will amount to New method of treutmeut. New aud him in a museum. SIIAVIXGS. Constantinople, July 25. is at this moment 210,000 pounds. pnat scandal We see it announced by posters on "Amateur gentlemen" is a pretty good ihfc common uieiue ui vwuveisttum in and European society, description of a certain class of young the streets that Seltzer's Aperient." both nativo lierif PaUa, c men. a' wife But they don't sav whether it is a 'flc niece of the 'Egypt, The king of Dahomey hns a necklace boy or a girl. Hertford Post. prinoissN"Zilof , and the of Muta divL-daughter composed of '2bl hum an ear, aud that Klu Don't try to be too smart. A man has 1'ash, just separatf-- ear necklace is his great pride. jilia Fazvi (lately deceased) in Camillus, N. Y., ,ersli' from her "husband after a Kentucky had but 63,485 "colonels" a second cartridge into his canHie of fourteen months. belore the muss came, the other day. put jhort married before the first had exploded. non This bcautlHil and accomplished lady She will now probably ge,t ker full quota, which 98,'OUO. is the very few Turkish woja enc of Teacher "Peter, you are such a a received have edu who good An Arkansan contends that men bad boy that yim are not fit to sit in uiht up in the society of the present high price of mutton aduring man the catiou. ! company of good boys on the feel much degraded at being , niost accomplished English lady, shouldn't beuch. Come up here and sit by me, called a sheep-thieshe is thoroughly conversant with sir," Kn"lish and French, speaking both "Is the candidate for sheriff hero!" and possessing a axked a tit ranger as he looked imo au Il"Mamma," said a little girl, "what languages fluently, linois bar room "Yws. of is answered the the meaning of a book Wing printwhy?" tery respectable knowledge meu as rose eighteen, they two up. Western the ed in 12mo ?" "Why. ray dear, ' great literature of The magician who astonished his' au- r: plied the mother, "it means that nations. She is, besides, a good musdience woclever a nnd by changing a canary bird luto a the bok will bo published iu twelve altogether ician, has a formidable rival in the months." rabbit, delike all the Her lather, man. man win tamed a bushel of potatoes fendants of the great Mehemet Ali into a barrel. Small, ragged, barefooted boys to m a is st enlightened man, of Egypt, What small boy does not enry the gallus colored gent with a valise gad has given his three daughters a nerve of me portly man who enters "Say, boss, shall I carry your satchel thoroughly European education. But church, takes out a big handkerchief, for you?" Colored g'Ut to small boy This lady is too and behold the result deliberately blows his nose three "No, g'way dare; I'segittin a quarintelligent for a purely Mussulman times before Sitting down? for dis job myself." ter to be husband to (Micately-rnindc- d A Milwaukee man was found dead Aud merely the chief of a haretn. A Kentucky church ha3 sent two with a cigar in his mouth, and, as usual the uiarriuge which, it was trumpeted in such cases, there was a riot over ihe lady missionaries to the Fijce Island". n abroad, would have an immense No doubt question whether it was a domestic or This is very considerate. Turkibh female society, has un imported cigar. the cannibals will prefer this kind to in go tshort a time come to naught. the tough old gentlemen who usually On a church wall in Valparaiso, Chili, Verj lately the Princess dined with Bismarck and are thrust the Emperor William are upon that market. Lady Elliot, the wife of the British entered as in the flames of squirming A persou was boasting that he Ambassador, at the British Embassy, hell, while the devil is poking the Chanthe first Mussulman woman who had cellor iu the back with a red hot fork. was from a hich family. ''Yes." Baid a Her ever entered and dined there. bystander, "I have seen some of the It is reported that Some people at Port influence, joiner to that of her siste.-an- d family 6o high that their feet could New York, use a few other Turkish ladies, wus Henry, tor ca shing fish. It kills everything no i touch the ground, beneficial a most effect really having within fifty teei, and from fifty to seventy-fA Western postmaster writes to on the domestic life of many of the ive pounds of fish are taken at a sin- the Postmaster General that "hell gle explosion. higher Turkish families, but unfortwill be full of country Postmasunately all has been rudely withered An in old Providence eighty-four- , of ters before long if they do not get lady in the bud, for her husband's conduct after using spectacles fony years, more pay than is allowed this olhce. (although he is a Turkish minister nas given them up, and read every word for Foreign Affairs, and has passed of the lieecher correspondene without A Kansas farmer solemnly declares much of his time in Paris) became so them, bht says it has fairly "opened that a grasshopper sat ou the gate lad that human nature could endure her eyes," and no spectacle could equal tost and threateningly asked: "Wil-iait. f no more, her sense of propriety beiug Bayant, where iu thunder is the offended every day. It was impossible Indianapolis has the champion kind ballance of that cold meat?" for an kearted man. He cut down his plum d wointelligent, loaded with fruit, because he man to live longer with There a a $10,000 South Jersey him, and she tree, feared his children neighbors' might gel was compelled to return to her father's heiress, who has so many lovers sit bold or the green fruit and bo made heuse, where she lies dangerously ill ting on the fence, waiting for her to sick. Her father as well as her uncle is come out nights, that she has given' An Iowa minister was killed her entire fortune to endow a luna recently aud for this dreadfully scandalized, by lightning while standing on the tanks tic reason the latter did not come to Conasylum. of a murmuring stream and endeavoring stantinople lately, as has always been to convince some bad boys that bathing "Well, Bridget, if I engage you. I his custom at the SultmV fete. on Sunday was a sin. Aa awful warn-i- n shall want you to stay at home when No doubt steps will be taken in wish to go out." ever I "Well, some way or other to punish an indivs When a Milwaukee goes ma have uo objections provi-din- ! I am, idual whom honothey were to market and there is not room in the you do the same when I wish to ring by their alliance. The mother basket for all his purchases, he just unout." of the KhediTe, with a grcat. rctiuue, coils the lobe of one of bis ears and go balance of the the truck in it. wmc last week to In Thompson's Gazettr is the Constantinople wraps up Irani and her granddaughter, Egypt, humble-lookin- g A indivi following erratum: "For Dutchman. ill m she was, weut to throw herself dual, in attempting to traverse bit ef read Dr. Adams." This is almost t her feet, demanding justice at her banana-pee- l this morning, sat down vio- equal to the well known correction: hwds. As this old lady is a person'- lently on the sidewalk and merely re- "For dum squiaile read permanent," s6 no means lacking in intellig- marked: "Grace, mercy and peace." or the amusing erratum in a Hart ence, and has besides the reputation Egotism Is considered a sin at Council ford paper: "For Alum Water read of being rather revengeful, she will Bluffs. If a stranger Bteps up on a box. Alma Mater." doubtless use all her influence at the spits on his bands and says he can whip that towa, a thousand men are ready to Imperial Court, which is very great, convince him that he can't do it. j bring about a change in the life of w granddaughter's late husband,the A man in Illinois committed suicide by T IIAVR IN MY POSSKSIONTHK FOLLOW- I tter 1NQ tarrilwhl animals, wlilrh if nnt 4lMlniiut having already taken unto hims- drowning lately in six inches of water, and taken away within ton days frrm the present elf another wife, aud added generally He could not have done it alone, but bis (tat, will be Saturday, Sqit. 2tith, 1H"4, at 1 p.m., devotion at Richmond ttay pound, to the highest respoti wife, with that J" the increase of his already ample and so of her characistio larem. helpfulness, One red yearling steer, white under belly, no mark or brand. sex, sat on bis head. f. I reiuvilie. look aud Circular luent free, in senled envelopes. Addrea. UOWAKP ASSOCIATION, No. 2 South Ninth St., l'hindel-pliia- , Pa., au lumitutiou having a liich reputation lor honorable conduct and prolbnnioual klll. mum 1IUI-611- 9 LEGAL NOTICE. More than In tne Probate Court in aud for Weber County, Territory of t'tuh. MATTE LAURENSKN. Plaintiff, ) "Summon. Against RASMUS L LllKNSKN, Defendant J The People of the Territory of Utah, To Rasmn Laurensen, Defendant, GRKKTIEQ. You are hereby mu. mound to appear loan acaboro tion brought asaiiiHt you by the Laurennen named Matte Plaintiff.., in the for the County iu aud Probate Court of Weber arid Territory ot JUtah, and answer the complaint filed therein, aithin ten days (excIiiMTe of rite day of servirv) after the serrice on you of this siiniruoms if oerved within thin County, and if uot within this County but within the Third Judicial bimrict of the Territory of Utah within twenty days; otherwice if with! n the Territory o( Utoh within forty days, or Judgment will be taken against you by default, according to the prayer of said Complaint, This action in brought lo obtain a decree of said Cou t divHolTine tb bonds of Matrimony existing between the said Plaintiff and Defendant, and for cost of unit. 1JJ Win ESS WHFRKOF, I hereunto set my hand and Seal of said Court, iu Ogdtm City, this 6th day of August, A. 1) OneMillioninuse! : Mm " Soa1 F. 8. RICHARDS, Clork Probate Court d273-4- t iuflu-nceo- Country Storekeepers, NEW BUILDING OF Will find It to their advantage to purchase their TieSiiprlaiiifactiiriCeiaiij East Corner Fifth N. STOCKS nitro-elvoeri- GOODS .i Teasdel & Co, SALT LAKE CITY, ' The Latest Styles, pure-minde- 4h The Lowest Price, Estray Notice. Spicy Reply. Hartford has a young gentleman after repeated calls for lady operator in another office, joung 4 at last got a response, a"nd then click, click" (fortissimo), he back to her vehemently: applied we been trying to get you for ? last half hour!" ' In a moment lowing spicy reply camo trip. back to him over the vires J the telegraphic maiden: "0, There is a young nothing. been trJinS t0 da tnesame i'?rrtne last two years, and he 0 agricultural laborers, marching through the north of England, Richmond, Sep. 6th, 1874. were ordered into custody on Aug. 7 by the oliief constable of Bradford, while LEGAL NOTICE. passing through that town: The chief when the men were constable, charged In the Probate Court in and for Weber Coaaty beforo the magistrates, said he had Territory of Utah. ordered them into custody for begging. LOYAL W. SPKNCER," Plaintiff, V Ssanraou. Against The magistrates discharged the men. ;' NANCY J. SPKNCKR, Defendant, J but said they would be sent to prison if The People of the Territory of Utah, they were again seen la the town with Te Nancy J. tfpeocer, Defendant, GREETING: boxes. or cards collecting Twenty-tw- o ?crator who, ', ? APPIETON'S AMERICAN TT.'K' w - Cycloprodla . SEW REVISED , 1 C0n Jon 'neu up lett on "IndiaV orl li Ma8aJ8, "Deacon Gaudam, EDITION, i Entirely the SEND FOR PRICE IISTS, ' test CYCLOPEDIA. Will be l4iied Wionicr Cvmplvte ib 10 vols., of 800 page each. SOLD BY ONLY Jaly.ls:3. The Singer Maimfac'g SUBSCRIPTION. 605 R. A chance for the million to buy complete library without feeling Ihe cost. A saving of ten eeat a day bnva the complete set. New it the time to subscribe. Co, Starts Street, St'Louis, Mq. for all Information, Addrtit, HOBT II. VAN RENSSELAER, Ofcden, Agent for JiprtWa V tah. COMPAL NATIONAL WATCH . ry f "r'siWrSsyi t f f at w'kk V 1iiss ' The late Ezekiel Hum ventnred abroad spme years before his decease, and the first thing after landing on a foreign shore got his lve ef country so wounded that he never indulged in travel afterHe prided himself on his origin. ward got me yet." and in registering his name on his arrival abroad intended to make something ef spread. Accordingly he wrote thus: A Louisvilln tM o J "Exekiel Hum, America." The polite and gentlemanly clerk seued Ihe p n af &lU but retired in great ter him, and bending over the book as confl and dieS- -t when the mew if to complete the entry inquired: t'What tribe" began to fchout When Uncle Ezeliel had recovered "ear, ear." to answer he replied with much C0?.Gadam flourishes in Lock enough "No tribe, sir; but of English digaitys . . .. "an.' v v mm toe minister origin tram North Aroericn." collection taken U'tlL "Beg pardon, Cauadian!" for the i ;K . p u One red yearling heifor, white tail and belly, blotch brand u left hip, square crop nflf left eur. ' A. It. STKWART, District Poundkeeper. 11: f. LOOK HERE. 1 A 1 The Best of Terms. iCt-t- pater-familia- d Locust St., AT m meek-face- A. "No!' perhaps Nova Seotia!" "No, sir! I an from the United States cf America." OW wy Thtnfcyeu. Ytakej.1' Ah! You are hereby summoned to appear lt an ae tion brought against you by the above named In and for the County of Weber and Territory of .... answer . i . T . . t :- . m t . . . uicq iaeretn,With uinu, in leu devs exclusive of tbedav tf arvithe service on you of this 8nmnv if served wunin tnts ixrnnty, ani it not witnm this Coanty -- ....... . us ."-v. iii ier ritory of Utah within twenty dys; otherwise if ..i-w With!. . T tJ 1!iW ...VI. j ...Mam r... iirij nave, r judgment will be take by default joo acoordinp; to the prayer of saidCoenplaint. This action is brought to obtain a decree of said Court di olving the bond of matrimony existing between; he Plaintiff and Defendant and for cost of suit. 1.1 WITNESS WHIIKOF, I hereunto set my hand and Seal of said Court, la Ogden City, thi rd day af Augast. V. uu . iui-vninni- - .it.. " !t. -!- agiat f. an t81 1ST gTlt . r..RienARs. . tier Probate Clerk. "PTJ XT? JlXVDJJs UOCOI k C . SIX STYLES N0V H. II. Taylor, Rut recently MARKET. ' O. M. Wbteler, Mat. Iiflflin, J. T. Byerson. B. W. Baymond, H. Z. Culver, 31'pKnioani' IN If for placed of tiieh w the pnl.Hc, tl atciim in dk- - SKiX AND COXSTUttTlON baneirtwdy ami Ihe HE. for ttwin a Sittlotml MASI lortU nilnisw lUpidlf lucreaked that the larre "upWWd, Wr Complin h'1" liditloM to their five i4 KiiipioTcsand Mmliln. ei y . In rder to nieet tUe reijnij cuif i tr i f the Trade. Kailnxul men, and i tl.t re diiPing an SM inrute Mat'-h- , are invited tvnainrti the B. and r our UuiYivf W. Raymond Iovemet. VB th. r.ii.jrhlj cor,vii4it f tliefr lUiDroad Conipa"'fiirnUhcd tbem to their Engineer, superiority, and tb'T are pronoun "' d ty them to be thei hrst liailway V au t re yet u6ufar-tured- . rahnib( in. posted as fully inal to .irftti'l li ' lvn MOMTt'K HA? tUlKW A 1 A YAXlb rpill 1 reputadn. io h!rt t r"'U.n.iu tan I t a to fbut bi hon.- every and reouiUeittie it fvr et fn kH.f ftite tkr, nhee tt .' - b, W le-- ii.. u.y, ilebLliisr ('ratL. say in lt praie, sjuas beithUr and frmoih, wi ttlu.bii.ty It, ail lis, 31,314 H0N1TOK8 v?ir in TSK, iUK, tv i fununs mn (LAIS cooMc mi, - MWATmXT AT YOCB nil'I'L'ITQ UU X 1XO homes or traveling. The work ie rosigenia;, ELGIN WATCHES ! ELGIN WATCHES! honorable, and pays tti best .f aa)thing ever cJfered. Dash wage, aam. I le aad complete oattlta seat free: Aanaase, ar once, 6E0. TM aa TJ St St., Cfcictre, t. Ame-k-a- WKheaeerre. t Triie-ep- r. (vt No Movement retailed by the Ciiper.y. Call em jeor Jewelw and ask to r Lm. 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