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Show m ii ablihtd irery WEDNESDAY Puuushin! bjttiOaDi (FrorA tfi Rochester, Za O ind SATURDAY Company. N. Y Dwmocrtt & z. J. Boisterous Honeymoon. A LOGAN, CACHE COUNTY. Tho following marital incident was related lo Us the other day by a gentleman Who stated that he whs personally R'A'N'C M z. c. hi.1 i.9 c. m. i., Wholesale M 2L HT Department. 2.000 PIECES SPRING PRINTS i cog- -' fcizant of the fatSts; Some weeks since, a sturdy young farmer from t he neighbo- stole a fair damsel by a rhood of II- ladder, not of ropes, but of pine, from the domicile of Ler loving bat recusant parents, and started for the State Capital to be united in the bonds of holy wedlock. The twain were accompanied by a sympathising sister, who wore upon her immaculate bosom the "sear and yellow leaf of forty Autumns, but whose intense prudery had compelled her to shun the paternal roof and take up her- - abode as & domestic in an adjacent village. The uturdy Agricola and Dulcinea were duly and with their sisterly atterd-an- t t married, repaired to a certain hotel te pass ' the night. The people at the hostelry where this happy bridal party stopped, wondered at the singular maimer in which they conducted themselves. The husband would take his newly made in-law into a retreating corner of the uitting-room- , and with more than histrionic earnestness of gesticulation argue with her for several minutes successively. Upon this the autumnal maiden would excitedly remonstrate, and using a certain pedal movement, vulgarly yclept "putting the foot down," exclaim with all the emphasis of a perturbed heroine, "I shall!" Then the husbiind would take his blushing bride into another corA LARGE AND VARIED ASSORTMENT OF NEW ner, but no sooner had they "met and TOYS. kissed" than the halcyon moments woul' be interrupted by the interption of the excited maiden of forty Autumns. ' t About 10 o'clock the people of the hotel beg:n to ascertain what was the real issue in the case. There was a "rumpus" in the bridal chamber. Feminine shrieks and masculine oaths intermingling without number, etartled the hotel o people; and they rushed to the apartment Pearl Barley, Flour, Bran, Shorts, Eggs and Wheat, Barley, Oats, in which lay fhe epithalamium., V Butter, SHIPPED TO 'ANY POINT ON SHOUT NOTICE. The maiden of forty Aiitumni was rearward with door the pressing against all tho force of a battering ram, and the bridgegroom, now en deshabille, was ALL KINDS OF MACHINERY PURCHASED TO her entrance with all his might. Occasionally she would so far effect an entraii'eus to reveal within the burly Orders addressed to M. THATCHER, Log". form of her brother-in-lain hia ggntle-tn&- n will receiie attention. prompt Merinos, WHOLESALE & BETAIL DEALERS IN EmpressWoolClotliH, Hclaii.es, tiiiighami, TiSumI DBY GOODS, Hoiucstics, etc. Cassiinercs, Collonades, Jeans, Etc., Etc. Denims, GROCERIES, HARDWARE, Crockery, Roots and Shoos, Gronts' CEOTIIIXG, Hat and Caps, Stoves and Tinware, The Best Brands of Imported WINES and LIQ UORS. sister-- Boys' CLOTHING E Xotion.s, Drugs and Medicine, Etc., Etc. -- READY-MAD- clxxcl WIWl . Mats and Caps, BOOTS AND SHOES! Of Ever? OF Variety, EASTERN and CALIFORNIA MAXUFACT?JRi A General Assortment of Carpets and Trimmings, Window Curtains and Blinds. INCLUDING Cntlery, Locks, Carpenters' and other Tools. A LARGE STOCK OF Chicago Sclmttler Wagons. Plows, Hoes, Rakes, Scythes, Forks SINGER'S SEWING MACHINES. KTC, ETC. HAKNESS AND HARNESS TRIMMINGS. ; pre-venti- ORDER. "Greek Slave" apparel. of forty Autumns was determined to, occupy the same bed as the newly married pair; it also eeeras that her sister favored the arrangement, and that her lord and mas'er had acquiesced in it before the wedding took place, though now Indignantly repudiating the contract. "Won't you leave, now, Mollie?" says , It appears the maiden the bridegroom, lotto voce. "No," says the irate be darned if I will." ... , "Don't come down a peg, echees the angel within tho bridal chamber. ' "Hold up, now, Jennie," says the bewildered young, rustio to hia amiable young epouset "for God's sake don't go kicking up in this ,way,, now I beg of you; now don't," ' "I'll kick up as much as I wan't to," the darling acridly replied. . "Well',' Bbontea the now despairing and desperate man, putting on his wedding raijient and boldly advancing into the crowd, "jest you two eritters put on your whole garments, make a boe line far hoDie, ftud bring back here the old roan and woman,' your old aunts and their nieces, and I'll be d d if I don't marry the whole caboodle of 'etn,4 and w'll all sleep togeiher." ) It is needless itci sny that tho whole IMl'KOVED CABINET 'ORGANS O H dif- dlOO purchase any kind of Merchandise not usnally kept stock, including Eiagines, Nan- o - Mills, Kelt iit, . o p orghnni Mills, Evaporators, i p a Mie in Circular Saws, Bolting Cloth, Ecflcl Water Wheels, Cliecsc Factory or Hairy Good, Machines, Threshing Machine Extras, Force or other I'nuips, 2 Pictorial Polyglot Jointly magaitceut work. Look out for him A IN CHARGE QF AVill for a Bible. Chance (2ood OROVKR, of Kwitoii, Wlmr Co., i BiU. C011ISSU DEFARTHT, II. W. NAISBITT. the after, autumnal virgin was content to retire to a separate rotn, where, no doubt, she dreamt dreams of conjugal infelicity. " Juilge J. Agent lor Utah of City, U. 1 H. B. CLAWSON, Superintendent f AND and ficulty wras Battled soon PEER Y, Ogden 0. M. , ' . All orders addressed to I). 11. SIMMONS & CLOUGII ORGAN CO.'S : ROCE5HI13S! Of All Descriptions. 88-t- . , CMIG13 'will recite prompt attention. &F"intndent. H. BCLAWSOH,- "I ; eister-in-law- s79tf ". A Full Line of Or any article from any State, that may be needed in au Agricultural or Mechanical population. Send in your orders and we will do the best to fill them at Maaufactn- ers prices with freight added, or on a slight percentage. 3 stJ-la- u o , :v V; General Produce AND ,. , , We are expecting an immediate shipment of the r. Combination Grand , justly-celebrate- Organs, The Factory having just got fairly running since the SCRIBNERS PATENT (JUALIFYING TUBES, An inTention having naoRt important bearing on the future reputation of Reed struments, by means of wbioh the quantity or Velnme of tone is very largely and quality of tone rendered i Shipping a Specialty! In- U. C. EQUA1, TO THAT OF THE REST PII'S OKOAXH OF THE SAME CAPACITY. B. B. Depot, OCJDEX - P. fc - UTAH. O. Box 24. 32-t- f Our celebrated "Vox Celeste," "Louis Patent," "Vox Humana," "Wilcox Patent," , .'Octave Coupler," the charming "Cello" or "aarionot" Stops, and . Thirty-fin- s AMD CONFECTIONERY, B POTtinOMR TRE BT, 0G D E N BKEA1, GKET E ." Differtnt Sty!, For the Parlor and ths Church, Th Bet Material and Workmanship, f . Quality and Volume of tone Unequalled. I rT."- - ' n4 P AJTK Y of Every Deeeription GB.QCSBXRS ai Oaand Qo4. Organs. YOUB. JOB PRINTING ,,. t MADB CARDIES AT PE,-lAK- , JPXTI.JZI OZEEIO-ZLG-- T All tho Late ImproTcments Can bo Obtained Only in these LONDON BAKEBT MAIN Q-IO-HJ- II. B. CLA WSON, Superintendent. i Fifth Street, Sowth Side RICES, FACTORY AND WAREROOMS. GOto 500 Xollnirs. STS. CORCth ItiCWHIQAOKTO'WAHIED . . Emiuu w I860. I & CONGRESST -:- ,! f: "- - : ' , DONE AT THE , DETROIT, :IN EVERY COUNTYJ ' n "SCHUTTLER WAGON," FITTED WITH THE KEWLY INVENTED fiOMlSSION MERCHANT ! well-know- d - ;' . MAIN STUBET, OGDEN. |