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Show The Sai Lake Telegram. 4 pert, a man who, upon seeing the Pacific ocean for r the first time, exclaimed: 'Oh, vat nr splendid WKI)Xi:rUAY KV I.N I NO. BKITEMIU.H mi LEES AND LEAVEN wia-duct- lEfltHC THE OF rtWlt . KNOX .............. rilANK $ A H 1'HH A T ........... ,, Vict Why shouldn't we nominate such a uplendid THE PEOPLE'S NEWSPAPER. lawmaker and leader for Mayor? ' Hut, municipal Published Every Evening; Except Sunday, alas! Ferny solemnly declare he will accept only by the one nomination, that of Councilman. He has no desire to go "higher in the city government.' And SALT LAKE TELEGRAM PUBLISHING CO., BY EDWARD W. TOWNSEND no wonder. Ferny is a good man to carry out or(Incorporated.) (Copyrixht. I A. by WcClar. rr.t:.!? A Co) Office 149 S. We3t Temple St.. Salt Lake City, Utah. ders. He is obedient and faithful. He has led the Telephone Calls Office 240; Editorial Rooms, 228. "solid eight" with ability and repeated his order in rnn ttntiHl from y tf rd yti n InvllM br lb roort r now tithr-to V U4 th from the His record three tiKhi; standpoint languages. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. CHAPTER VII. IT th or.ly thine tKl IhviUti u. by One year by mail,' in advance ....... 3.W00 of the real chief of the solid eight, has been a pood atnuKi m to r thm mk 1 f col ofr Fix months, by mail, In advance urn which lhTnlv'iiI Ilk totr"P tTu means one. He has been a model of clcdience 60 One month by mail. In advance Off to New YorV. thrm tdf. n4 15 One week, by mail or carrier hirr! 3 cents Sinsrle copy, everywhere everything in a Councilman who Indongs to the folid I).Iy Iltmton Iiwion si red on lo Uuth l!j thtlr far. !t jrfir1 fun Remit by P. O. money order, express money order, regis . !U1 th only thlrs that wmu-The powers tpar cr govern hr emotion. Ht eight, that clique of tered letter, bank check or draft, in the name and to the advn exm mr- - rtravrnt n1tJty anrl dress of the in Mr. uukiy hr land to be do could not than better that again Whit couvmiior.al. fcjr Ju!cr.t lUrr SALT LAKE TELEGRAM PUBLISHING CO.. nicn uiuui. ;,..cr.te Salt Lake City, Utah. Fernv Fernstrom in the Council even if it .become "T momir nn- ajranuiatner rouia nov fer.-- no for lh haunt ire in the him on n rturn of run to that is ticket. J on r.litht hrr necessary every ff to her thda) when rather rontn returned to Editorial Department Communications pertaining In Mrh ... . that f ..... . hT laa.Mr TtrrTi- "Pornatrnm ... la n n n t. i mould be addressed to the .Editor of the Halt L.axe leievram. ntfl ,tint Afrit- a. ... i ol d .... w - l.a.l nfaj rr.ti - r .,...., r Jn lb f.rt "' hakT thir , Rejected MSS. cannot be returned unless postage Is sex t- for of the death cf Harry, he Cy cf hr Bllonhoft-luch purpose. r 1't snm hi a pro voten lovallv telling who able . xy Thr statesman, ing, : -, communications relating to advertisements ana DU!in v ex- hi,rp rh lonatel wouil i0 lam whn r.itbr hr With rfIU',ra ihould be addressed to the General Manager. Salt Lake Telahead swelling and. entllUSia&hcallv. With . hlH on hn . . . clalmlr.R that h" ira the tri?l caure of t.hfr nr tmihr: , . , , , gram, 14D S. West Temple St. .. General Eastern Adv. Aeent , . ino death er hrr nui.ir.i. hc twram tar anl laniTstatior for l.r t T t S. C. BECK WITH, Tribime Bids'.. New York City. tbtr offury. In- irftrnt hr rltltu3 toward a gilt figure poirHl high in the m. and the country iiortor advii that wnuil General Western Adv. Accent net, pointing hrr ri hr fthr 1151 M. HORACE FORD, Marquette Building. Chicago. ill.Terr firr r.tr rhar.jtJ. ToM U air, he may well heave a sigh as he h should b taken fouth for th Ur- ThU adv,?e wa to his Councilmanic record. mr oirrc t TO MAIL SUBSCRIBERS The date when your subscripOr.f cf Dmlay'a arir I. W. A. NEW YORK STORY OF TODAY .. AIVVMH 6n IAll r.i' "" th j,1miptl (Hit i r-- OX TIM V. INTKHKNT CaMr JI.lF TTt1 X . t-r- urt cvettl and T?f l Ctpnat .. trft or I lv oi. tbw I'af.k : i proxy-carriers- & CO. BANK WELLS, FABGO - rjvrnt . I i i.avit.t.rrs. t cew r. CX.ABK. At 'i It t 1C 4 Ct. -n rri r-e- - I - 5 rv--1 I w i v, Ta CCtrt aftt La; fr 4 r. g. dun & ea, t r h-- -- . - I UtaA, Ids bo aswl Wyoratac OSw tn rr?grta Pull4L3f , jUIt LaJta City. r..--i '. T 43-4- rl 9 self-satisfie- in-Toi- d WALKER BROS., Bankers, f ALT LJCtn C7TT. J-rt- - S tion expires is on the address label of each paper, the chang of which to a subsequent date becomes a receipt for remitNo other receipt is sent unless requested. tance. not Carmack's Bill Is a Political Cyclone. her father. t tai Entered at the Postofiic Matter. at Salt Lake City, Utah, as Telegram readers leaving the city for a week or more can. have their paper sent to their address, regularly by mail, without additional cost, by making the reqaest, in person or hy postal card, at tha office, No. 149 South West Tmple. ".. u-ii- The plea, for. a partisan municipal ticket, so ingeniously set forth by our able morning contempo rary of the' Republican persuasion, will hardly per suade. Its argument is based on a false premise, which promviz., that ''there are no ise assumes that we have a word to represent a class of persons and the class doesn't exist. Tliat is pretty nearly an absurdity. Does our contemporary con tend that, because a man is a Kepublican, he cannot therefore reject any of the tenets, but must be a non-partisans,- '- hide bound zealot for all of them? Is it not history that the principles of a party change? Is there any such thing todav in Utah as the 1(5 to 1 doctrine among sane Democrats? The Telegram does not question for a moment the integrity, of the Tribune's statement that "as good men for office, or for any purpose as yon can "find anywhere, or at all, are in the ranks of the Republican .party;" which is not equivalent to saying, however, that. all ihe good cit izens are to be found in that political organization. It is a matter of no little congratulation that the aroused public sentiment of reform has awakened ihe party in power to a sense of possible danger. This fear', of itself, may be a guarantee' of better things. The arrogance and recklessness of partisan politicians of the Eastern cities is almost invariably tempered by the fear of an. awakened public conscience and not infrequently results in putting up citizens as party candidates as the only salvation of the ruling organization. It may be that the partisanship which our contemporary so ably advocates is the lesser of two evils, but the independent people of Halt Lake will not accept the situation without some sort of pledge that we are to have unadulterated Republican rule of the highest order, and that, too, in the real interest of the citizens, and not that bigamous suzerainty yclept the wherein the ecclesiastical power is dominant and the people's voice is nil. This is, this must be, the day of better things for our splendid city and State. To whom shall we, as an independent, body politic, entrust the reins of for the nextterm? government lirst-clas- s l, self-governin- g Mr. Ferny Fernstrom Points to His Record. Ferny Fernstrom, City Councilman and leader of the "solid eight' announces that he is willing to return to the Council and he points to his record as an argument in favor of his It is evi dent that Mr. Fernv is anxious to retain his seat for he expresses his willingness to run as a Democrat or on an independent ticket. Now, Ferny Fernstrom, is it not true that you would make a wild grab for a nomination on any kind of old ticket? The major ity of citizens hope that this is true, for how could a City Council get along without such a water ex- re-electio- n. two-third- rrllclr ran Isn't it possible for you to r, without havinsr to play tiIso s!i.r,il niom.y and raise the devil generally? The So." Tint, governor. T thought you i::j to take the regular academic cru r.--t . po-kt- BEMINISCENCE3. l!;"d that feller out 'V!;-";."t rnu so worried that I an' T there ar.ee loaded his with black cartridge?." gu'i "Veu- did, eh?" It wu-- i just the Fame to him an' "U.a gocu d- ;1 safer for me." - ASISTOCKATIC POVERTY. Nt. v." York T'mrs'. m poor man! Here are some P?n-j-.i- iyou. Don't spend them l'oolirhly." lady. I'll use 'em ter buy gasoline ft r n;c ..utomohilc." i jv EASILY EXPLAINED. J.i fe. the top of reaching 'Strange that after fall so suddenly." the ladder he should "There was a woman at the bottom of it." utv!r tl ll tntttalr,tr.f r.t l.5' rmih:fil. fiht hii."v I.i at r: in ln't to m4k anl an hi Catr Or. it -- '.- lo6f, jha Mm worth Tti a r In l McCORNICK & CO., trl'at Mm oirl I ha?rr hT father t not ta alt tU njr-J. Llr. . PL . Vt hav rharee lorir4 l CJrf Jehn t:?f f tcrafuf!r o'VM ri"! tut from ouM . Cak:r tutmn. Hi.-a- .. arsj-tt.lr- t Uln! 0 R.f K:arrx'l l k COAHEiaAL NATIONAL BJLM, Capital Tall !a, 2OO,00a i Mr. r Iit at f tral t)S!...uly. rh min i. , "I h..I mAi f.ahr i in?-- rur fion How,rl'a rrwfrWot Mm Yo Tfe(c.&r ...... .Ttr.frplft t vm an l Vior.:iT th tnAjher. " 0ft a h HfW )l 8. liflrar . .."ll !? rn!rtin, f ;' of ar lif a l - J i!iimal t- - out cf u i f p4 VI I- t.E.l0rrORT. TATXr Carnal , n.i! 1 - BANKERS, crnr. her salt laku (!rp n!V1. thrrt'fr' to ht rf r H-i- d - citi: y,r ftlttii: na i'.'iU-tra-tlo- Cra! aru. 1 y l f-- rf frrri1r. 1 i'-.- l. e r!u!l"r ir e h-w- a r.l k"i. th-i- - l.k. lk fr 1 1 - $rjr i',.iil 1 .il r tfl 1 - u- tn '. i ;. ',.-- . . ti.-Ci- . . -- r f j-- .,m Hi-'- -it T t m ? tr-- . t ie - J.Jt ;r f r.ftiiif . tntri itm j r,- t- - "t-..- ae." j a! tr,t I ri I K t !..! fi-tr- U " . t th' !.' c-- i t ' ro,:i r i ... : i r!'-wjy- '.rtn Wi i.t . - i- i ,! NIU.SON. It '.. S rixinx ild'l ...-- t l..e t t. it !i - !rtr t).t trttrd.iv .it A!!tt. t r.mk, t l..t.rt- !. 1'r-Hi- i tri'io wlitnk.-r-wi w Aft- r- ' i t 1 r.-.m- - et tt ; lu ! 1 Life. Society Is like a bridge tower the higher up it goes the deeper has to bo the foundation. Time was when a submerged enth afforded a sufficient foundation for uoctpty. But the Ptructure has been rising pretty rrpldly of late, until now. according to the statistics of London life, about latest thiee-tenth- s are submerged. Pr.r-k- The icighbors called forthwith. "You and your husband have diffcr-enr-fs- ." they ?ugftested "None worth talking tentatively. about," replied the vernan. The neighbors knit their brows. "That is for us to decide," snid thev. severe y. ir tl. I n. . OVER THE TIES. jot IfoA.irl r ! p V e ,i e H- ff - r t ,i PULL. '. Puck. The doctor w.t sarpulne. "We're gdr.s: to pull you thrviRh" "iv.oth h". "15y the leg?" fiu rulously demanded the patient, a sordid man. whs st.i!. even in that extreme moment, brooded on the matter of exper.ae. 't nsr tn J When lb j b! r"'tvr rr-r- i f k ,uw, v n r, . r lirk Is An - .1 w 1th i ; ".-:- wc trut; I d: Time, a m r And Life, a l urj - i;. wcae - ?ir- -i rr t'.r J'.y r-- r i i r-- " ... i To . ir- - t-- ',1 : St.-- t.tl . lie t .(kjpr-- r brve. t . t with i..ii-- 1 dr? . prtrtf. :- i? ar. j : s!it; I 1 !l pa-vv.- ; S Th1 n-'- '?y f fi ly she r te rt 1 -- ' r ?- - n 't ! ,:ay or hfur or House Cleaning Co. hi. main ft. ti:u:piini: . -- ?", !rT f ;l cf t ar,T KN''!'' a r- -r a.l s;-- . awfully i v il ; In ter est. 4 In what l lr.tr '!'. my. Inar, what thtHut)ou1 h nte tr.trr-t-ay. Howard aSId aftr a Vrk"ra dire at our uj pr lour; I .dr.'t " tetter skip h.ot t.iKht. nd Jump to .No; at all. An 'awful'.y rHlJ rran ! wii! d with thej,, jtal4- rry reid .. iue. v crem. jf.! d .;'.!. ai we in ' t ItoA.-xrr rV.- - a." Kcb-fT- y want to Know IF YOU The UX rr, that tt the rrd. It t ol m hen v e xn ta NVw Yerk. h"d t ut tip n! nr.) of tl e Jul that t r. t r t tn". we "Wh-- n in New-- Ycrk. rnur " v. r-- " df .vr, ' k;rc at her hro,hr furtlvelv. "Are we iro'nr tn New York, ever. II" ard T" 1 I t".rdlr.a-- Torrrrcw.) what Jitn. l.'d exatr.ir!r.c the it. S.f-- t H 1 tl'r.i(t JANITOR SERVICE uri'Ui:i riu oniric wr'r. in l.f-everdr.. Kt.-r.- m-i- f it Trr'CTAlI. .ITT. i.isri:Ts. wiNinv. : I a,!; j a f. t tr V,'p M- iioti:. v. Mr.ufa ever.lt .e l Gt.u e atd In a htdw.w tonf, "Tell ir.e . and 1.1 de-if he' ri Kl!j w what i'.l .lo, John Worthir Jr.! Oh . vN 4 I t:ifr r.-rr- w ? t ;:j a r t J . U !. . l.T I.AKi; -- ? ar.l "J d 1 The National . fr!tht-.ed- f r : l. " ... .J a tt c: the .v.e:j l th ut f - HOW ai.: ci.r. ', , Ju -ih of He n r 't ! a twr John e ! 1 t ir.lt It. ic Jar. 1." n r j ' altil uy Mr. r. t ' t:.s ejr , rU. ".ir f.-irr.- rr.e av. l,rn I fad To ja 'rd th t rt.i f hunur trlf. Ar.d nn the Uw it yrce of l;f; The twi'.lr. I t "f ttrr .! diy -- Tr! ) "In MTr.rrt.tm. He ht i,-- r s"-- 1 At d t j!- - rrr.r rr wl rr tr. f,M'.' f . -r Arvl n f i. he v.: r.d Th. ttlay ti ir . r hr lr.l-- t 5r U-- :s :. , He I'attl enjoy sorlal presUp. hut In for a rl-.oj- f rant'1 Ni w York Tlrr.fs. e - -' trlrie to-,f -- Te e ; b-- It"T n.ornw b l r ev.-r.lnif- ptli-- 1 - c o.fi!.-.ff.- ,t nr York N-- k"" . . f .w. l t?. . ; . ;t r." h-- "'-.;ni- r WE KNOW - tir-."- tr.'.tchty t ; "llt Worlhlnst :.. ttotr.b att l . Jub f ; : ti":::4; nr.! th h" tr: Aiii an th" w i . : i. At 1 PATTI REBUKED THE SNOB. has a disgut nobblshnes. yotith "ho whs treated coldly by a certain I.oi.don matron at whoso home fh arg. .V number of afterwnrd she mrt the matron at n friend's country Jomne. They were ri iscutsidng the o1d tinifcrm of the matron'.! footman. I'attl admired It. "It s men an riKinl Idea." sh.e aM. "How did you discover It?" "Oh"' the matron replied, ronfiderthillv. "It iatei from my r." "Indettl." exclaimed Tattl, "and who: service was he In, pray?' t'i lie l '.ct 5 S . ac -- h- l f h e, I "N. IN EXTREMES. , f. Mnv.ir ) t II I ' !.t. n; P. ht-t- "fn my 1 h ay th.t t5 cU-t- . Sttr y. '- pi. TRUE POEMS WHICH YOU SHOULD KNOW bull? l.e? Lnny Mercy, no! Where "lie rot loose. And if you nhoull fe him, wiM ou plase keep on thnt thore red coat and run this way?" t 5l;t W-- t ij tain f In "f'.tt in f t lK y-a- Catholic Standard and Times. "My summer vacation has braced me up; made me quite an athlete," said the tragedian. "It is just what I needed for the exacting season before me thla winter." "I suppose," replied the critic, "you do need a lot of training to b. a butK distance v.alkcr." t fct .tn tj; iv. .:; Mr. . s I Kaimer (to lady) Have th l.;i!! j.'.iv"" Pt.Tin ff-- ti "h Life. Adt-lin- - Idin. A SMALL FAVOR. r,xton. "Ho.- ,tr I 1. "'. ! J ! 1 litiwhlt g nt her r.or.ni row ?" tr What " : r; at'ltrt if U Crof"' W e. .; . J trt-l't-e It tr..i: r wol'.'.jut , - tut; n - - r- d .' - I - "h. itarr 5'e ?! ; .I- a ir- rf - I -"- , tt.i'r - i ..-- l.t.ix . i. ! ' i ti - !, 1 . Iitl ilit llh t"l I me of th Worlhir ;jt;n. Jr "What lh f- - l Uk1 T Y"t k FA bfi ?" dv"t kr.on .t.o jour i." I Vr,.. Mr. Worth, of .ut i.. i' iriior. fI N w Vcrk. at d a n.ichty r! e i... ii. .il thilin.tleton lri it.,n o .lit.. k "Hon art. jmir h5. I f tl N t Mr, Win thinett n. -- . ; I .1. " - w.-r- hour ti " v ! r.J i :t i.- .n - N ", J'-rt- i l, ,t - N- fVtf. ""' iVr.lv; 4r- - t: - f- i I ! ii--- . A Mrsons were poisoned by eating ice .nl a .ifflil.rk cream in Denver. lioil vour ice cream! for iefr;il toil W ' Sixty-on- i . t.- on to itt.virn ur d ;id o m T h.i.f fi a ! Howard" sh i!tt?t"f. lf.... ' - r- t KTt lAlt. Srfj.Tf 1 I Cb:rM W ; sr ; arl and n go ahead and build the big waterwav. Then, aftr TURTLE MOUNTAIN AGAIN it is completed, we can talk about treaties, settleTHREATENS CHOWS NVST. ments and the like. e Sir-i:- u rf . . rr.i:i t;r.. t. Mv.rniiiv Ht..c-- v a j 1. ! . t!. 1 l.Ml i r n. t 'ii.i !.;,. y ro' '. f:r"iin't (T th i th-- M -- LEE" XIM YhG. at Ir-j-.- e n m jv-ra- If the p;ood weather we are now enjoying would travel toward the Kast it wtuild tind the latchstring out all right. r tf 1 3. V I T, tt . . ,S'.;i'K - . t - that the Panama canal treaty is dead let's f - l- . x S-- $;-.- l '.- ''. :t ? ,a,ft;;re wf T ;r..' I f-- mlit.,t rr io t M i:th rl frotn hi k't a tatd 1. Vcr hn J rr SMr.s'tr:. Jr." and It is at Whis season of the yeor. when the fat, r o rt .us J.". il t .rr tmif fair.t. trar totvi M.! !.. rt jriv. t mt juicy turkey is almost ripe, that tin thought?- of our lh n)i r. irurl. ne th 1' !ii WliT ,ttv ther tr.r good and able friends, Hewlett, Kardley and Cut-- t itrisul.r r' tiirt vti.r" vj.i i r rt tall atttcr1." fhe tk Iff .ption o. tmd when ' o ' tbvtitent of f t!. Ai ii th an. . A.i! I!I -d jin - -- -'- t- .. . J d l'--t -- o ty 4 - f-- - - o t?? l.w J - -- tt ln t- . . lir .r - r u I : fr n t:.ki! th.nihr "The Pope." to i.riiri- an iliM . - tii.i t: to u p jri t' Yet these two ignorant foreigners were granted that h" "tnt . t tr,. 'U lni r,t ! nt' the or Mit K Snyd. r .I." t v t . naturalization papers and became full citiW rthtnet'-r,.-k t. :i tl titl" of ,Ur S)', wlt ilUn ' K,tt , zens of the United States. k Aft rthofEht f, r V r t" at Itai-$:' th it Now K-- I i" at )itt:. J 1 t iii I ', At-- td - . tltl 1 r.ri r IT-- Fftr f ;r. ;.. 1 tf-- .- . iHpj.l'-- rv - -- --l J-r- x it'll, turn to poor Kob, the exjert fowl carver. -- mt -- !.-.- hi.d ;J r-- M-jt- ) v-- Jk tr. t"u.f j lndr. i. . t- Sjrlr .Tr-r"ii-r- - - ; r'ne e r-- r J-- d ? - iiriirti n-tr- ir.'-r- lli-dc- njr, - o-- i- NEIGHBORS. . TKlTTH ith a rir.th of tirt'f rti fh 1M not Traaaart a Iixklr I'm UrM tf th'. cute farthT till nvrr ftil v i ral Tn rf o'i h"ar I r."vrr arrU'Mlrc. oir I4Xtn him want to rtcsir.." known in tabl in coKtum'f Purtr.K lh Mionl afir J I'att. r. a Whlto Hivor tudy throinch th Ilonaf !r.th fatt.T'p In th" icr- it ,i a utUr siiUfr-of fashionable trr.tnt- - ! v i . ... - . Citizenship. Foreigners Admitted I diafternoon whr f th" i.n.d that tii i k ri" d The Government is pursuing a wise course in in- who brought thlrt.i.. j !.! r; c . n r? rror nil rf Ave-"- drfartment . i.rrhurdn-1a f d h urn nt lOw) they was nwKwardlyI 'ttth iraerat 'He f t vestigating the naturalization of foreigners in order Iaipy r g t. ct-ttT-th mnvlr.e kit In th- at I In the trw r.ctt nlly rt jfl It and tho "Whii lllvrr Advo-tMan' an to see if the Federal laws concerning the question rial Innovation :t U t rr.TTcf !! t'.frii, of l.r inti. r t In al the c'.J" ! in jrh . ; t.!r vu.;y , tlh.. Af r are being generally enforced. Tntil recently so lax tuijched nr. d. W would jo tolif the Ilfight the White Hiver !oj. rf- whih ttHf t n ttr- r t r- mt r "Not whl'. pvcf)im. la ?alr,jt that I it-he i,ouid t vt.n a mmWr, has been the examination of applicants for naturalin 1 f r t r r.! If ur to n- th ri l. t tr.uii It. othTAie ! tS" ttnaM era-- :i:y cf ate to P4p,i zation papers that even the most amazingly ignor- town." Imlay rrjli'd with n Sight know a iw r. he tut !: I cn th ef vn. :! In that manfr J 1 lr.trdurd to ftrar-ceant foreigners were admitted to citizenship. In laUfCh. "A rar nico we wef slid lo th 4::?..-- t ner, to hit err a t f tr,tirament, h ai f It". .n wfu! erin 1. ;ra-- . h w t y. t t!ir.l. cf ti4 Pennsylvania gross frauds have hewn committed. SALT LAKER INVOLVED Irs tj'r C II JAClt, t I er. 'to t. tdr.te-v- out a a town The examinations of applicants who were given natCfTS-- U.ok k, n.-Ccrssrr.rft H Iik . ! h IN BIO MININO SUIT. fay y err curlity. I O'r. uralization pawl's reads like passages from the at mi In a w) that ho ini . i ? ou l h" I " ptniJi. libretto of a comic era. Here ate two samples: SAN ritANMStVi. u. t f. r. A .'i '. 5 : otice. :rr Man. h 'White Itlvrr , ! assess a r trt f i rif 1 wait until I'm "Jut "Who is the President of ihe Tinted States?' v:is Inl the r r r .f..!4 "Ti.'n ot'ii - 4 ItJlii. nukm ..nitt;r. T. ri - r. a l.:ft asked of a foreigner. i lr llr.ir Jitrn"" J , ?.tf.-- f rr.irirc I, nzl.'.y m.n.rT When Ir: atf! if rd of tl - :ts. ri.-- of a Own t nsintnc orerat.r. W. I. r :s f t'4--or , !a;t l.k Hrt "Matt Quay," was the quick resonse. U. IIm!"!.1' e r t tarnira h" 'i:i nnd i:u-- i r.im--- l A S MMfi. ft? Slt i!'mt u '! "') I Jr m t'.t;th-"How many States are there iu the Tnion?" f ! ' ni wl'Jj hair Wftt. ',t( i ell. Th" Jult to i ire . ti'd r. dv. J lhfnto n t.. i I c r. (!.. rntir.l wm j.irm-'t!wl,rn ..j." n. if'.!. j ;r c j j. "Sixt i'.-r. : s t ir. Ih r f, who t I H ; n i '"'ft nt rtr. v!!rrt. r f tv . H'-H tx ll j f r" t Vt tr !r.prl-!- rompnny. "I it;: ;r,l "Who is Knieror over there? was a.ketl of an Wn'.crn rd It at :'d.- tf it . h ;nit r . t n at t t t n tov,.i,' t (Tf;1 y t t that . N' that w l,oi J .: of h.ttlM: "rf!viil nr.! .. r Austrian. i:f-rt ?. r k I'm e, When $ n.' idn um if at .. '1 th hi 'wn o r tt jk Ct, . a t rfttto re "l'm n)ar-- t re j;r t a 'a M The r.mi"i:y m it iri.n "Francis .loseph.' was the quick response. wwi Ar' . I J in i ? . mlnir.it o i Ch.nrlo rr lymr. r : it.urh. Mr. l'atton. j ' y,tr i ( truu lvir tl v "Do wo have an Kmpcror in this country?" !. lu-in r ,U:t t 4r.1 ?vr. !.iTi' i, d (rt.rf, tthy f SwH! t J vt- 'in l'.5-.'t.r-t.iinl th anl wil nil: ! ni I t . r "Yes." it .l';. wn m .:t t 1 ' e. niti'ilK - -- .k. ?. t ) Mf a 11 t ir'.,, i hy r Inc tti Af t rthitieht "Who is he?" if it didn't m- - tn to me thai they're It 'I 1. u Sharl t 'n t 1 -f SOCIETY. - fir th "Hut frirr. lt" tll-r- JUST A STRIP OF JOKES TO MAKE YOUR DAY MERRIER. Th- OM e;n to -" p- hT; exehanKa n .tl I.iff. t " x ."-..il- tn ti n USUAL. tlr-n'- Vkhn tr.ey'r not rntrrtal thm rom r- . r r.rlyrum trft in th Ilur.tor. crnrKleur. Iut a4-.d- 1 H-rlnf- 1! Deseret National Bank hnnfiy mnr,r. Dly I I ?hul h" anl llowarl hfr a,r.)r wr. fjrar I rriml In mrve-iuuruj- s 1 from hrr yar; t Vatva for tjcJt I'.y t forrr.T rrournlrc - atir-- th "An l l, - trma r,M s t- f tfrfjr l!! tflMn Abrupt rrnt to all h?r rrotb-- f thrm. Hf-ji'.r.rju-- t r to call on th lV.tcr txenr.nt tn p s three-fourth- offrndM hr th in-ti- " aurirat1 an 4 23, liX3. Partisanship as a Factor in Local Electoin. religio-politiea- th cm. for lrr-- me WEDNESDAY EVENING, SEPT. hn hao ESTAUUIlinD hr alim Jr.. of New tliii tn John Wrthtr-Kton- . York, i a 14 to Grar Taatr n. For m tlni return frm th rVniih . tiftT thlrmother an-iaw mjrh f cirar-- tn fr - , . 'J' atl "r'.-Senator Carmack's ialeutioti t. introdu.-.- in the J;""? fr,iiTn.Zu.h 'n' next Congress a bill for the repeal or the nltentn ditrin known n th Hfisht. Th amendment to the Federal Constitution, will not whirK ,Krt it,',,,,,,,,- - hn.i nBratuitM pass, but it will bear fruit in the wav of precipitat- bul m,5e oriaI rluloning ncrimonioiiH discussion and give the ( arniHCKB fk0ns nf atifartivi that tny rrc to have th ri;;aMjre of nddin th and Tillmans a line opportuuitv to exploit their of hl their octal views on negro ejualitv and such nonsense. Car- - KnowiedK? of hi financial urrM mackV bill is Himply a soh-in wT" to make rap- iV.VSn'n ital and keep - the South "solid in the next Presiden- country, and hi cour.tryirn rrjoi.-r- hi, countrytial election'.- The bill will never get out of the ijrrcrtiy-iik- u with nei eriUMnfi uew of h committee to which it is referred. With a favorable Iiaac ms.de much. daughter recommendation from the committee it would re- - ln tn lettercharntlor. t hi wif,., of thr... fnr- vote to submit the question to the on!h auire a f,rl eIi,r7lt?;? of River; ntvl !h,,,,,,,; tocracy vote of the States to iv- u not without noticM. States and a i.iy can not be denied that the peal the amendment. It mmminiT.! to was fifteenth aiuendment ratilicd bv a close margin in the winter k wotit.l fho . mother her thut x..Wt. ii! t ii.. un- tlirn nf)TTle an.i me muies; iu:ti uie in .i.J "i whit l.r father h t Southern States were cast in favor of the amend- really J6ho for her crtnfrl .it.l ment under reconstruction governments, but the ur4. Th Hitfhl fxi tlT.rr.J a t t I'ft U"t Th- - Hunton amendment should never be regaled. It has leen that u.ua f'ft y r.ir t f ! f for th 'lrt i.iniur operative for more than thirty yean and the ma- boMly jttv--not with t a n ft" th.nt lancinK. i;; jority of the people of. this country are opposed to fcsrc-Hn! arkhow !m1k-Ir'lnicn'. vrofffMonftt mualrlar.a to rl'V for tinkering with it. Let the fifteenth amendment with th dahcorn: dlnncra. nt whi!; lMiy stand! Hands off the Constitution! own at and lirr mothrr a tar-. Tastont: with "ur.fcrrT.ctsi. that orMittnAcy. uni'M It nraSr.nl tt. tT'a. ta I ! 1 i Telegram will do for vour busi- ntss 15k any Telegram advertiser what it has done for his. a 1 |
