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Show Iff. Generation Gap Daughter and I raeet. Both of us yawning. To her it's good night, To me it's good morning. Dorothy Dalton i ' wdMi b?od wjfedraDo Stmti 11 Sir" W QUIPS AND QUOTES As the children of a large family scrambled into the back of the family station wagon, one of them called out: "Whose foot am I sit- ting on?" "If it has a brown sock," came the reply, "it's mine." is Lane Olinghouse Politics: a game with two sides and a fence. Dorothea Kent Peter asked his older sister why one must be quiet in church, "Because it's God's house," his sister replied. Peter looked thoughtful for a moment. "Gee," he said, "aren't we lucky to live in the same neighborhood as God?" Five-year-o- I Ufil C ld A. T. Quigg Sweet Charity She's helping at a rummage sale, She goes around with a constant mutter, I II . 2r .'.if i-- 1 I I l!Mlivf L k. She asks herself to what avail Are things she has that only clutter? She fills her car from trunk to clutch, Then buys and brings home twice as much. R. S. O'Connor y One nice thing about a street is that you can only be btimped in the rear. Lucille J. Goodyear one-wa- Mrs. Brown was ambitious and made her husband's life miserable trying to get him to rent a more expensive apartment. One evening he came home, all in a dither of excitement. "I've got good news for you, dear," he announced cheerily. "We don't have to move. The landlord has just raised the rent!" A. T. Quigg You're not really bald until the barber stops asking if you want any off the top. David 0. Flynn The young bride was lecturing her husband: "Listen," she said sternly, "I want you to do as I say. When my mother comes to visit us, I want you to take her out somewhere." The husband blinked mildly. "It's no use doing that," he answered. "The last time she was here, I took her out and she found her way back by herself anyhow." Kent Clifton 'Air c33 00'Tfr Sizes: Small, Medium, Large, Ex. Large. Now Available: Guaranteed boa size Parity, birdie and Brief. Real-For- Washes like a hanky. Available at your favorite store. Sizes 30 to 48. WRITE FOR FREE DIET-STYL- BOOKLET Girdle Company, Dept. Non-ru- F-- 3, ". . . and when relatives come visiting, there's positively no way of turning it into a bed." WRITE FOR STORE NEAREST YOUR HOME 358 Fifth Ave., New York, N.Y. 10001 F amily Weekly, September 28, 1969 |