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Show 0 ujuit ttuJeui W i fl ,dV I'LL PAY YOU 1 -- fsP. . J;' Bie Brother. Won't You Please Go Home? B IG brother isn't watching . FOR THIS us. He's play- ing the piano. I have rings on my fingers and corns on my toes, and now I have music wherever I go. I have music at the beauty shop, music at the restaurant, music in the business district at Christmas. When I came to work this morning, I had music in a hole over my head. Through this hole came Henry i, Dmitri Tiomkin, Sweet Emmaand, I'm convinced the Firehouse Five plus 87. I don't know who was recording the hula, but it transpired while I was attempting some deathless prose, which promptly expired among the poi and palms. Until today I have demanded, nay screamed, for absolute silence in my little bailiwick. A sacred hush has surrounded my corner of the universe. Now I am submerged in Strauss, bossa nova, and watusi. People who pass my desk no longer tiptoe. They snap fingers, swing hips, and whistle. Where once my fingers tapped the keyboard, my feet now tap the floor. I rSTl Man-cin- . -- IJJ (A $1.00 VALUE) COIN CATALOG to everyone who sells me the coins need. I IG CASH PAID FOR SMALL CHANGE! Hold onto your coins until you check them ogoinst my OFFICIAL ILLUSTRATED Coin Catalog. Thy may be Worth thousands of dollars to you. Yes right now you may have a fortune hidden in everyday coins in your pocket, purse, piggy bank or attic. Coins don't have to be old to be extra valuable. Over a million dollars paid last year alone to lucky owners coins dated as recent as 1963. My OFFICIAL Coin Catalog lists the big cash profits I'll pay you on hundreds of coins ... identifies the rare coins and dates and how to spot them... and it's FREE to everyone who sells me the coins I desperately need to keep up with the constantly growing demands of my coin collecting customers. Send for your copy 'today and cash in on the coin bonanza. Simply send $1.00 refundable deposit plus IOC postage and handling today. Your deposit will be refunded with the first $20.00 in payment checks send for purchases of coins from you. $1,000,000 CURRENT white-haire- buck-and-wi- ng Ji I & OBSOLETE Just look at the price ranges we'll pay for certain coins: Certain: of begin a; major epic and find myself humming, "Hey, hey, whaddya say, love me, baby, the same old way." The head of the household called home one evening recently to say he'd be late for dinner. In the background I heard the wail of trumpets, v "Where are you?" I asked him suspiciously. "At the office," he answered. 'Teah, I'll bet," I said. He had to take me there and show me Big Brother playing away in a dark room filled with tapes and control switches before I could bring myself to believe his office didn't include dancing girls. . Now mine does. The receptionist does a mean twist d when she delivers the mail. Gentlemanly all the way to the library, and Veach did a just a few minutes ago the boss slapped his hat on his head and started out the door. "Where are you going?'--- ! asked. "Arthur Murray's," he said. HUNT FOR RARE COINS! Half-penni- before 1909 . Pennies before 1956 Nickels before 1946 5,100.00 8,000.00 . Dimes before 1947 6,200.00 Quarters before iP2 T Half Dollars before 1947 Dollars before 1940 Gold Coins . . .... before 1933 . 4,800.00 . 5,750.00 .12,000.00 ... 38,500.00 Order Today! THE COIN BUYER Dept. FW, 4 Cast 46th St., New York. 17, N.Y. Jhe COIN BUYER, Dept. FW, 4 East 46th St., New York 17, N.Y. Please rush postpaid your OFFICIAL 1966 Coin Catalog. I enclose $1.00 refundable with the deposit plus 10 postage and handling, which you agree to refund pro-ratfirst $20.00 in payment checks for coins I sell you. Furthermore you agree to give me a refund in full if I am not completely satisfied with the Coin Catalog. a NAME. CITY: 11 . r Foreign Coins before 1948. .17,550.00 ADDRESS. Family Weekly, July SI, 1966 .$3,600.00 .STATE. .ZIP. MONEY BACK GUARANTEED IF NOT DELIGHTED |