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Show -- , . --i 5 team The Truth About You can easily investigate Catholic faith and worship in the privacy of your home.-- . ; Just send us your name and address and advise that you want to know what the Catholic Church really" teaches . . . what Catholics "really believe. We will send you an interesting course of instruc- tion which is short,:yet complete We will send you a book faith"' and wor- Catholic 1H11I ship . . .' written in an easy-tounderstand form. There are six test sheets which you can mark and we will check and return to deter- you. This will enable you to mine how well you understand trie book. It will give you quick and -- authentic nswersQrMLny&in- t" you do not understand. There is no writing, to do ... and nobody calls on you unless you request it. Nobody knows, in fact, that you are inquiring into Catholic teaching. Thousands of people are taking the course and learning for the first time wonder- ful truths about the Church estab- Iished by Christ Himself. We know that many people would like to learn all about the hesitate to Catholic Church-b- ut make personal inquiries. 1 his otter is made so they may get authentic E . I T .'1 2 THE CATHOLIC CHURCH By Mail. ..At No Cost! 1' ) t " : !. ! ? Is L&lAV fl--n - ' Half The barber looked with sadness upon the graying head of a good customer. "You're going to be all gray before you're 40," he said, "but I may have an answer." He took a bottle from the shelf. " don't " As Catholic laymen, who treas- ure our Faith we invite you to understand it and, we hope, to share it. Write today, giving your name and address and stating that you want the course of Catholic is sure to gray, but some of this every day stop it." i(Tha?s fine," said the customer sadly, in-- rhorgeim simple test sheets will be mailed to you immediately in a plain wrapper. Nobody .will call on you or urge you to join the Catholic Church. If you wish... while tak ing the course... to ask any ques- tions which puzzle you, we will answer jhem promptly without any cost or obligation to you. Send AY! a postcard or letter now-T- OD A ill Loaf v " ' -- F.G.Kernan Lou Terry The first homework the little third-grad- er received for the new term was an essay, "What My Family Did During the Summer." following afternoon, his mother asked him how his teacher had liked his work. "I don't know," he said, "she just gave me a letter for you." The mother opened the letter. "If you rwniseMo:.believnytfeingotfihUd letsays about the current school year," the ter readV"l4)rornise not to believe anything he says happened at home." Ernest B levins ASK FOR INSTRUCTION COURSE-F- M. But-pleas- e-ap- ply only fot yourself: C O U N t Closing the Chapter Tomorrow? the last of vacation, The day all our traveling ends, And tee, with certain elation, Get back to our numerous friends. I L ciranBcaS-o:F-capiLaQG- m RELIGIOUS LINOELL INFORMATION ST. 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SUPREME 4422 Jl ,, in the privacy of their own homes. HIT, You will find m this course SUPREME COUNCIL answers to the questions which KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS; You will confuse DrilirflC IMCriffUATirtM RIIDFAtl discover that Catholic belief andT I AAVi iinrl.ll MwA 5t Lauit 8. Mi couri practice are not what they are so I Pleat send m. Frt INSTRUCTION often misrepresented to be. " I COURSE I FM And if it is true that the I lie Church is Christ's Church . . . as we maintain ...you owe it to NAME. facts. This you I yourself to get the can readily do through this short I ADDRESS. without I course of instruction cost or obligation . . . and in the I I CITY- --STATEprivacy of your own home. non-Catholi- f First Lady pillbox, back of my head; First Lady sheath dress, First Lady red; First Lady slippers, First Lady fan; I've everything but a First Lady man! - t faJ ir i ex-ntiml- no " d&i' ' I t : " 3 The youngster critically inspected his new 3 eM baby brother. "Where did he come from," he asked after a time. "He came from heaven," his mother saifl. "Gee," the youngster said, "they sure cut hair close there, don't they?" ' -- FraTices Benson The fisherman stood nervously as the judge studied the arrest sheet. "It says 10 here," the judge noted, "that you caught bass over the limit, all well above seven pounds. How do you plead?" "Guilty," said the fisherman. "One hundred dollars and costs," the A "Mnr T hnnp that teaches you a lesson." said. "Yes, your honor," the fisherman "And now, if you please, I'd like several copies of the court record to show my friends." John Shotwell The good old days were when a trip to the moon taxed only the imagination. PWI X RU-E- X RU-E- ONLY 49 JmCl, III T 4 I The new jet age can be described as "breakfast in London, lunch in New York, dinner in San Francisco, and baggage in Bnenos Aires." A. W. Stinson fa I X sium nana paste blwowI ..oh. fw 8! 8 Family Weekly, September 10, 1361 . Tuseth |