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Show I'm Not Partial to Frogs by Dick Emmons Art by Robert I Bonfil t happens that the subdivision in which we live backs up to a small woods that boasts a small pond frequented by a great many frogs. Not as many, however, as before our house twin boys was built our have seen to that. The combination of the frog pond and our twin boys is a happy circumstance from Dickie and Davie's standpoint but it is rather hard on: (i) the frogs and (2) my wife. The latter feels she has nothing in common with frogs and wants to keep six-year-- old (1B it that way. This makes for a certain tenseness all around when, upon emptying the boys' pockets preparatory to laundering, she gets a handful of slimy green amphibians. Her usual behavior when this occurs is to shriek "EEIOUGH!" and leap up on the refrigerator until she has my signed affidavit that the frogs are gone. After the most recent such adventure, my wife issued an ultimatum. "I,.have had it," she shuddered. "Either the frogs go or I do!" Since I have yet to meet a frog that 1Blil(ll to ask for Cannon jjylons. Insist on Cannon. You can't buy better at any price. It pays you lYlado by tho makers off GANNON towols and sheets Made with extra care for extra quality, like everything else Cannon makes. Proportioned lengths for flawless fit, 51 gauge, fashion-rig- ht shades. y 15 denier; a typical Cannon value at JUST Full-fashion- ed, Jj Also seamless--plai- n (QC or microfilm, $1. Other styles, from 89c to $1.15 |