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Show "This'tl REALLY Be Fu- n-! Greased the Rails" WALTER WINCHELL The Chopping Block By FRANK C. ROBERT. My friend, "Rebel" Bob Gibso sent me a picture he had taken t other day ot an abandoned ' field down In Florida, showing few despondent looking cows wa. THE STREET BROADWAY. OF DREAMS SUNDAY, MARCH 29. 1953 The ll iitfntd C'ourant city desk phoned to discus I tie toarrniB of West Berlin Needs Our Help critic, i T, II I'aiker . . , me In Logjn, Utah. July 17, and 19th. 'etails on these contests may b alned from the officers of tha ovo Chapter of the League ot be held Lah Writers. Shirley Seegmlller, iiident, Cella Luce, secretary, derlng over solid pavement th: from Wlnnifred Jones, Stata stretched away as far as the ey retary, 13 West Stb North, could reach. Not just the runway rovo. had been paved, but the entirt Only the published material Is field. And. says my friend Rob !r field.-- ; 'mited to members of the Leagua we have other abandoned m f Utah M'riters. Unpublished like that all over the world that be submitted by any have never served any useful pur- Vrial may and the general public Is pose. They were built because the me, Invited to the Roundups. army, with no thought of the public welfare, demanded them. Governor Lte wields a neat veto, The army Is Insatiable In its and it is the opinion of this corner demands. We could stand for U that none was ever more timely hundred times as much than wanting putting the stopper on a pro-use to ammunition as It is likely wmr.A miDrtn. million tlnllAF crab on the ground. ln ,he ...hools. which chaperones We had been baned month noses outside unless a couple of a gea ncp(J bout as bndly be might are close behind. Rumor has it that the Communist body and did not know that James J nRl,u necdg ,katel! A mtle iCCent on Walker Mhen the Mayor of New emergency. butj;he fundamCntals of education in- guards are more nearly traveling jailers insurance that York!. Herbert iucn Hayard Swope. mings ;slead of so much outcry to keep ,7,. the nuDDets don't skiD off to Western Germany. fifty - thousand !abrea5t or executive eilitor of The .v Y timel VOud orob- mansions aDly turn out better citizens. The . nnaiever aiuiuue unc m.v "'"'iworld. and other citizens liter dollai; 1 In their resnonsibilitv for World War II, it is impossible not Vl.lle(i ulth ihc shubcrt. You irument in favor of TV that onIy which. e -- are imorcssei me at all. Is that it is to admire the courage that Berlincrs, at least, have shown are making I mistake." they cau- not likely to oc- - casjer f0r the kids to absorb knowl-cup- y unknown, except f threat hs -srreat or ereater- Honed,. "he v n.iin.W. ' Hnl the for more edge. "Look. Ma no brains" sort than Hitler S Nazism. over the nan Mill few 0f stuff. A little a hullnhallno than honest effort in all the West, most exnosed is outpost Rerlin the make him appear more Important months Is rath- - wouldn't hurt the kids at all. er too much. It Head a story about a movie standing encircled by Red hordes. Any display of real weak- than he is!" v. The Shuberts ere pnnderinK It who had been has been done, magnate's ness there and the banners probably would have been hauled and we were about to be rein know, Andlsent to one of the finest, most ex you down long ago. stated when the eolyum came out modern and there is no in pensive private But the city is more than a stout western rampart. It is with this: "A certain critic has dication of any schools. When he was half grown' Iron Curtain. in the hole been barred from all Shubert open also the locale of the one great change in sight. one of the teachers tried to teach Robertson but he Isn't worried, lie will Our p i ots him a few simple principles such Only in Berlin can western journalists see for themselves ings wait three suband 0 to their complain that we have no planes ns reading, and addition and how the Communists operate (reporters in Moscow get closings!" nights to match the Russian MIG's which; traction. Said she, "If you had six Eastern Berlin's from Kremlin-guided mere tours). Only can easily outfly the Saberjeti dollars, and you gave me three tone can refugees escape in any volume, for the Reds "Four Years Later: Al Jolson which are our pride and joy. In dollars how many dollars would efused to let the curtain W up Uie last war we had no planes to you have left?" Fixing her with a have not yet figured how to stop the flow. on "Wunderbar" unless "VVinchell record reached now has flow match the German planes, or even cold eye the young hopefulI said, As everybody knows, that reviews it from his regular seat "Now why the hell should give the on the burdens intolerable Japanese Zeros, and the Brit almost It . . . We enjoyed the star hut didn't puts it seems proportions. s any- you three dollars?" That, than were ish luster neither find which can to me, is modern education in a appreciate the show and so reeconomy of Western Germany, thing we could produce. Yet our nutshell. work nor the means for adequate relief of these unfor- ported . . . The Shubcrls tin "v us most. cost the They planes always out of their 38 theaters, all over A couple jif other hills that have . tunates. were heavier, had more been the victims of Governor Lee's again including those they rented or Yet Death back. fast.. could as and never fly Yet the West cannot turn the refugees to independent producers. trenchant veto is the $50,000 Pony ri':ht now, in spite of the pleas of Express statue appropriation, and the alave cartiD would be their fate. We must hold out the airour pilots for liuhter, faster one giving private colleges the "Serena Edson in hope of freedom to all peoples, an,d particularly those who Jed Harris produced Washington craft, we go richt on building in right of public domain. The one Ruth Gordon Blandish," ever starring bo prize it as to risk lire to regain it. freedom cannot, because be Could it more gadgets. . . . He Insisted we be admitted . . . was completely unnecessary, and The American e has tho erenter the wcicht the greater he other a most danneroui In be ft ciosea corporation Deionging omy in mue uu mii-aujThe Shuberts were adamant . . Ithe have it. Harris got a Supreme Court writ spoken. profit for the big corporations rrintt,mn nf nFrinnnl riflhts. Tha Baseball Ford which manufacture our planes. Commissioner Reuter is asking America to help his city and Western to get us In . . . We w ere the only jovernor took the safe and easy We have gotten by because of tne way by vptning the public domain Frick commenting on rejection critic to pan it It folded soon the with which load bear the accepting goes Germany of Bill Veeck's request to move nnnrlnr skill of OUT DilOtS. We bill on constitutional grounds, and alter ... Then along came "llellza- St. Louis Browns to Baltimore. have everything needed to build I don't blame him, and it achieved refugees into free territory. He appeals to us to send poppln', which Olsen & Johnson GerIswered with some shrewd obser had on tour for 2 years . . . The better planes for them than any Ihe desired result; but the fact Is By PETER EDSON clothing and food. In the pitiful stream from East NF.A Washington Correspondent vations and common sense. . children. else In the world ran duiiu. hat the private colleges asking one of shuberts shuddered the am thousands I be It rear to and re at are guard proud many or this right throunhoul the na ie dispelled a lot of gloom clouds for such a gallant group of sol- Why, then don't we do it? The International Rescue Committee is trying to raise fused to permit their names in the WASHINGTON (NEA)-Hunni- iiKi of ads or tion are practically all church own the, that have nunc over the Pentacon diers. I'll try to carry on in the department . . Every ..critic the biggest that a to want RlVita' Reuter. If help for people you $1,000,000 A number of years ago some ed, and If something isn't done ta c loved it In, biggest government in tne worm for SOme time. highest tradition of Abe. Lincoln's seu-neilong since has shown a poweriui capacity ior every t.oIumn and broadcast It is proving a mue du more com- - He gaid he thought the national forces until the very end. enterprising Ulah"lpoetr pot out a urb them once r- a while we will . plicated than running the biggest defense programs that had been Albert Woolson last Union volume of verse called UTAH be marching toward a church send Your money, ciotnes or tooa io inai Tommiuee ai made $5,000,000 in 7 years. In the world. business worked were before his veteran of the Civil War. ISew out, York. SINGS, followed by another vol dominated state such is once time, Madsion 292 Avenue, x We were on The Evening Graphand to some extent does sUU That, In substance, Is what came; pretty fajr- - There was no need ume under the same title a year ic (doubling as colyumist, drama out of Motors I'reM- - for anyone to lie awake night I suppose no one would hope to or so laier. coin dooks wne o xist in Mexico, Spain and a few Let them believe dent Charles E. Wilson's critic and editor, amusement influence a Senator with a gift credit to the poets and to the state. other nations. and Broadway Reporter for meeting wnn ine press aiier iwo xnrre are no iarge areag Now after eleven years a third hat they are Infallible if they wish. $2.50. less of than $100 per week) when we were first months as Secretary of Defense. waste and inefficiency, and there Sen. Paul H. Douglas (D., 111.). volume' is being prepared. 1 am but it is never wise to give them e to force other people to ac- barred . . . The editor devoted the The truth came out as Mr. no easy ways t out who says he returns gifts cost- asked by Maryhale Woolsey, th? jower The current session of the United Nations may go entire back page to an editorial son was being quizzed on whether, jngs. ije couldn't possibly lay sav. mat oenei. off ept remind of the than $2.50. protectto An accolade to Governor Lee for home Easter week without having adopted a. singlenote titled: ".Our Mr. Winchell and the there were funds in his rcvisedienougn people In the Pentagon to ing more of this region that thetr the poets Messrs. Shubert" It said, military budget for a third super- make tne big cut . be in the hands of lis won't power. worthy resolution, a record low. Although a tax collector can poems must among other brave things, "we aircraft carrier. A reporter men- - He thought the draft "possibly" not later committee session did manage to put across will editorial The earlier 1952-5-3 the be can not be 'intimidated by Broad- nonea mat jormer hecreiary Lotus mipht be cut and thp number In never be really popular he Ko15th. 193. Indian-sponsorthan North of May the plan for the handling way producers. Our entire staff Johnson had cut out funds for the the armed forces reduced below respected. IS NOT A CONTEM'. ami Treasury Secretary George II. and lost his job the 3.5 million limit. rean and Chinese Red prisoners held by the Allies a pro- is made up of . .Two first is on material that the emphasis ilHumphrey. for later, the editor summoned, The savings would have to be since posal aimed at clearing the way for real truce in the Korean weeks been has Q What Is Australia's most fa puDlisnea a Wilson With us and said, "J'ou are no longer big smile, Mr. made by Intelligent saving and for mous song? to submit poems Poets wishing I to cover any Shubert shows. In said: "If I was sure of that. The United States heart and without Interfering with the defense The folk song, "Waltzing era both sourned it. possible publication in this tmra return for that we are getting their might be In favor of knocking it program. Balancing the budget mind are in Korea. ; little volume of UTAH SINGS should Matilda.' of The course. The lack of activity Is no accident, Korea. Adlai Stevenson, visiting ads"... The editor (we learned) off." . was not the first consideration. . and ' first send a hot wars that fringe the great cold war are in stalemate, once played the piccolo In a Hart- Seriously, however, w Mr. Wilson Security was. to obtain inforQ What is the ratio between envelope in his seems to be ith love stamped ford theater job. orchestra So our I believe there is no magic by Mr. Wilson said he didn't know and nobody seems to know how to break out. Some nations next and registration forms from snowfall and rainfall? . eolyum convulsed Park Row It is a challenge for the engineer how the next war was going to which one element of this military mation A Snowfall of 10 inches equals of the Registration chairman the apparently would just as soon not break out. They prefer and Broadway with this parady on in him to build something new. be fought, and he nobody team can accomplish oyr western Committee: Mrs. Louis Di i.nes. one inch of rainfall. bad thing they know against a possibly worse tning tney a familiar gag: "Who called that He Is at it early and late from would ever find out.hoped But people defense mission. Q Can wild canaries sing? Salt Lake City sunuva a piccolo nlaver?" . . . before 8 o'clock in the morning who knew more than he did saw NATO commander, can't quite perceive. Gen. Mat 1760 Harvard fve., A Not as' well as tamed birds 5. to after 8 o'clock at "You sometimes, mean ofwho NATO New ad called B. to that is watchful thew of in the no indication of any change a time piccolo Ridgway. waiting. Then, too, this the finest cultural bred for the quality of their song. of one is This an night. editor? a of defense secret ficers at close posture of Moscow or China since ministrations are at the helm in both the United Mates and piayer Also, he and Mrs. Wilson seem the- - death of Stalin. , enterprises in the state, and I urge Q Where did the Pennsylvania test. : " to be names their and Coie all poets to cooperate to , the fullest Russia, the two great protagonists in the struggle. The "Can-Can,- " getting with Porter's He had no plan of his own to end extent. ". oesi score in seasons, pre- faces In the society columns more the Korean war. but he was going I would rather witness it 'atomic thape of new policies emerging from these new governments veiy A In Switzerland and th miered in PhiladelDhia Mmulav regularly than any of the other to try to budget for that war for (Nein this test a on is still only dimly seen. Rhincland. explosion) the thai mc League to a record advance sale cabinet members. White tie, black the reminds That night 1952-5He had no meetdoubt first time. 3 Arvada) desert than see It over Evidently we shall have to write off the of Utah Writers also is sponsorinp (for that city) of $195,000. It is tie, or come as you are in your that Gen. Van Fleet would have kansas. Q How did the gentian plant session. And hope that when the dele- "loaded with sex. life and Frcnchv business clothes, ' Engine Charley" liked to have more men and more its usual contests ln published and ing as a mark-tim- e A. Biggs, of Charles Pvt. ana iu ?ei us name. hit to their adult and and next lot York fiction, New a. in manages fall, unpublished enjoy to tunes," they exagain according Broadway gates gather ammunition at times, but Ark. A Gcntius.- - a king of ancient a trench imnort named of Washington functions. Detroit of people were going to plenty venile, poetry, and articles. The Korea governments are more in a mood for the sort of positive peris first discovered its medicMlyria. could have never Mav been this like the in same, is these uio is among its chief excitements rtnariiinp now and our boys shot up nine There action for peace that the UN was conceived to produce. inal no u properties. ai i,ho ""i,-.aMuiamc ouarri wusons ,,,1 a aave j,v, and Owen Verdon of France in tre times as much ammunition as the taken ine tne moss sensuous dancer in mendous suite at one of the big enemy. He was In favor of train nat we are prepared 10 lace up. d t the Anmlal Writcrg. Rolindup Q Where was John J. Audubon (Russian iu una ui auijr uuugt:i years" . . . "Can -- Can," ye ed apartment hotels; When they have ing more Korean troops born? learned, is 40 minutes too long . . . more guests than there are rooms, Since coming to Washington. Mr. aggression). In fact, there is disA Audubon thought that he maying evldcnce that we .are, not After that much of the chatter is they hire more rooms. Thev en Wilson said he had been Vying to .vas born near New Orleans. Many wickered it will "be a surefire tertain there. And Mr. Wilson does look forward and not backward. so prepared. historians, however, bcliev that The term of service in Korea, now 24 months, should click." Senate Democratic leader Lyn some conferring there in his spare He wasn't interested in trying to don B. hc was born in Haiti. Johnson, on preparedness time. be extended to SO or 36, says Gen. James A. Van Fleet, make a goat qut of anyone, but Issue. Goes 7 . About Well Pretty years ago Fredric March former commander of our forces there. Testifying before he would like to profit from past! ... ...... is Bourbon whiskey to Q Why This and Tallulah Bankhead past weekend, for instance mistakes. the Armed Services Committee of the House of Representa on called? from the files of Taken he spent in conferences with the All right, ladies. Y'ou want to in of "The Skin Broadway Our 'A It is named for the county in press conference was drive the tives, he added that the extra period need not be spent at Teeth" . . . The understudy was a Nelson Rockefeller committee and When theWilson the Provo Herald. thing. Drive it. went to his office Kentucky which produced almost his Defense Advisory Hoard on over, Mr. the front, but in training camps in the United States. , Ernest Mich., young hopeful named Gloria Hazelton, Detroit, to be photographed at his desk all the whiskey made from Indian who never cot a chance plans for reorganization of his bus driver, when - abandoning 20 Years This will come as a shock to those who thought that for the first time, He was sur Ago corn. the loaded bus. hefty run to sub for Did the election of a military expert to the presidency would during Mr. Wilson's first Dress ennfer-- i rounded by photographers. the healthy leading lady . . . Dito take so many There was a lot of interest Q What is the meaning of tha mean the speedy endLof the war, especially after he, had rector Elia Kazan, ence alter a couple of unfortunate they all have however, This is God's country. I have shown in the proposed new scenic word Bolshevist? nlrturpc'' been to the front himself. It follows the remarks of Gen. dicted her Day Would Come prebreaks with reporters who have . . . A A member of the Communist That, said a photographer, was.1 never forgotten It in the 42 years road to connect American Fork Lewis B. Hershey, in charge of1 the draft, that in May or it arrived last week . . . When she tried to catch him, coming and their and Big Cottonwood canyons to party in Russia. I have been away job and security, from one appointment to the w'on going tne the with Award ... re, A. a For Academy Van Fleet, form connecting loop June we would come to the drafting of fathers. "'. "I know, said Mr. Wilson un- Gen. James i Hole by an Ac next went off piettv welt. , derstandingly. "That's the trouble turning to his home town of Alpine scenic highway which al The end of th Korean war is one bright expectation iren supporting Q How effective has the sub, f Next month she Milh fi . He ,has had, spine Jough hazing I'mBartow, Fla. having with unification." ready connects American Fork- marine been as a weapon of war? which unfortunately is not.in sight of quick fulfilment. wun be in Mr. joauca a March's leading ladv questions nally congresproand Provo canyons . . . A Submarines did an estimated . In the film, "Man On a Hc isn't yet sionai Hearings. nosed salary cut for county em 75 per cent of all Tight broken GALBRAITH GLANCES SIDE damage inflicted In ' on By in well Washington rope . . . Directed by Mr. Kazan discussion under was ployecs on ships during wartime. . . . uioria II a 1 lw a r d . . . Stage enough to agree to have regular the form of a two weeks vacation press conferences, but ha has name: uioria uraname without pay . . . Rocne Johnson shown that he can handle himself 14. dauchter of Mr. and Mrs. b. One of life's little ironies: Workers' pension plans and Lynn Gilmore's little dauchtcr wen in inter Johnson. Canyon Road, was criti ue ducked the proper ques features of saved $97.... To purchase a wed- views, similar benefits, highly prized and long-sougcally injured when she was strucK wnuc gift for her brother, soon due tions and he salted those he aa down bv an automobile a broad social security program, are becoming the biggest ding nome from Korea . . . The young waiting with her Lincoln High obstacle to the employment of older laoy lurnca to the Eva Gabor school mates for the bus . . . tour ' In a survey of placement agencies "undertaken by North- gram (from the Glass Hat) prothe suspects were being held by Salt western National Life Insurance Company, it was found other midnight and heard our pitch Lake police officers in the mur. . . About the Benefit at the Gar der of Mrs. Freda M. Gibson, 70, that pension systems discourage employment of oldsters den By HAL COCIIR.W the w idows and chil whose body was found by firemen because the plans are costlier for both workers and com dren of For A college in the South is drilling N. V. police and firemen in the kitchen of her blazing home ior .011 to help summrf Itself The panies when the former are fairly close to retirement age. lost in action . the stork brought, a son to is at 50 it takes turned over her 5U7 to mother , . . Everybody For instance, if a man starts with a firm gushing over' the fin Mr.- - and Mrs. Clarence Ashton at four times as large a contribution each year by both em- For that fund . . . Mother made it ancial possibilities. Gilmer, Tetfas; also a son to M. and even $200 It will please and Mrs, Oliver F. Johnson and Too ployer and employe to build the same' size pension fund as both (and other A society girl mony people folk in high married a cab donors) to know a girl to Mr. and heavier on he'd geor and think In low, if driver proving again that all begun at 25. And insurance losses are that we banked over $(it,000 yes$hu Sessions. older people, so costs go up unless average employe age terday and the first checks go out Is fare in love, etc. tomorrow. levels are held down. ' !. a, wnier says the average You never get rid of problems. You just trade in old American siancis up or himself, ones on new models. indicating tne drastic need for i more buses. I'aroons Theatre there banned him 'or his notices, "thii-- hurt the . . . Mr. Atkinson of the t his colleague an N. Y. Times that on teiiMii ship and in counnow opinion this West of Ilerlln, Mavor Krnst Reuter Odet (whose play. Clifford author try seeking; help on the problem of Kast German refugees, 'Country-- ! Girl," was the attracCommunist counterparts tion) deplored it. atands in eloquent contrast to his in the citv'a Red sector, "Why," Inquired the editor, "were you barred fioin 38 the- Thoujrh he is in many ways the most defiant of for four years about 23 years the Berlincrs have made a specialty of defying the ateri go?" Reds despite the nearness of danger Reuter strides about "For making a terrible blunder. "The owners put we revealed. tha streets without bodviruards. on 55 shows that jear and But, across the zonal border, Moscow's puppet sumwsedlv safe among fellow Reds, don't stick their panned 56;" To Show Refugees Freedom ys well-muscle- d that there 'r ,,.,,inn ... jungles - , '"" 1 Spit-fire- SO THEY SAY Wilson Handles Himself Well In First Press Conference . ... Leigu . ... p, xisted Just Marked Time UN Wil-ar- ... ed Wine-hells- " super-carrie- Q's and A's this r, - A-- - ... t ... - . ... -- No End In Sight OnceNews Now History . Ilall-war- d, m-s,- - Old Problem Swapped for New One N ht if 1 1 job-seeke- rs. Barbs ... ... , ... Mrs.-Charle- s . 1MB Bombing Russia railroad, which admitBombing of the tedly brings war materials from Russia to the Korean . No one can front, is urged by a doubt that such a step would bring war at once. The railroad is many miles inside of Russian territory, not in or Chinese, where, more understandably, bombing has been suggested by the The United States does not want war and is probably not prepared for such a major struggle. It would be hard also to explain to neutrals that we really were a people and the Russians callous aggressors, if we sent our bombing planes deep into Russia. Fortunately our governmental leaders-wiprobably go tlom befora adopting such fantastic projects. Trans-Siberia- n responsible-commentator- Man-churi- an war-hungr- y. peace-lovin- g . . ll BP "St" There are schools for weat- hermenand when, your predictor calls one wrone htame it on the day he played hookey. A small watch 'was removed from a girl's tummy, she went too far with the fingernail biting. w ljili j III I f V donn't fool with Out.Uwy go . . . FAST. nnr-shin- i t,i.iM chop roou, grtase, and Into mail pieces which washtd iwjy. "vwr itoppogfj, j tn 'i,T?u-R00,t- m An eastern man must pay all mony tor sa years. Those last few payments will set a new high There's nothing so disturbing ior special aenvery. to a neighborhood, says Aunt Who remembers when the man Mollie Harnuworth, as a student soprano who practices hours on provided streetcar chivalry? In to- uuoco n 5 a end and approaches the high uajr standing joxe notes with the confidence of a A dog Is a man s best friend-- U Wisted phonosrapbjBfiedls..; ha belongs to somebody else. wtdlfsi clooofd drains T. 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