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Show SECTTO?! TWO ' I llie rH THE OBSERVER llniirr Herald By Jim Marshall Mr. Charles O. Coop- ataggerea nonte weary and spent tn the evening to hear how your little bllsagm slaved herself away all cay tfiist keeping house ,'jLL' you have listened to this with a sympathetic ear and what you thought was an understanding heatt - and have wept; Wlta your lSest Pal over her terrible, terrible "If. Jim, you have done, these tninjfs just fjcc yourself because you've been homswoggled and mul led iind. buffaloed. "and I' don't mean maybe I " KNOW . , : 'v'vk ; .. , . b -- Tn . V B trei r-- v f Oaf HO Hi: MAHg. f OOPEPJMACvAiMti -- j """-UA- ; v . ItH t ' lUt FlMGgR. SOe &nrs t i-f SAC. 1 . Vr-iJr- 1. 1 -f- V -- tat Cm A past INIW- j -- K 1 AM tUtCrtfe A -- . VACATION. HAD A WHQV . -- TRUTH-r-QUIC- Mr. Cooper his letter tells us happened to become sis k while Mi s Cooper- - his best pal and severest ritic was on a visit to hei Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or offlelals hat any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any other .political party, public utility, real estate promotion ordevoted private business except the publication of newspapers solely to disinterested public service. Is There, Waiting. - He got ov'r the flu in two days nd then dec!:U"J he would stay iome f wci kx anil just unout maime Mrs. 'Coper csrnc heme al.so. itn the flu m i went to lied i anil Mi Coope: l enn inhering at sup he sob ftoi;y he always to ('o tne per each .night ; and find out flow muni ousewoik .uth there was to it Much discussion jimonir 1he learned concerning theEin stpin theorv. V'o d not understand it, as softie clever editors rlaini thev do: tve doubt if you, our reader, understands it But thftre is one small piece oi.it that should interest all of us. It 'is that tomorrow is there. - v ; Perhaps we can make that plainer by suggesting that us. of thru instead time ogoing past time, 'e are going f started in at eifiht hells' he put Horn J"' Time flies" we have -said foiicentiiries; but it is we who fly irilt'j "a.Dd aftei finding my Gift just what t:? io.ttrh wastaru time. at It Tomorrow's noon is somewhere in the "void, waiting for I went "The hum of the a toward you ajong path wun ine you to travel to it, It isn't rushing it niii "7 of its "Own choosing. 'You are traveling toward it, along a 'rotn' the laddio iWtiL. "(Ad(iio'; ....is.vhol..."fi ath,of. your own choosing, Alsniiht martvfs call it and you If vou wish to "get to Chicago comfortably you choose can jo to heckM ' pat-ih - You don t get ufr m the air and wait for ima "and I clta''.eT ana swi ,i au.T go to come to you. If you wish to get to tomorrow pleas- - Justed and got a lunch finishing ontry, you will have the choice of a path; Choose it wisely up at 10:33 a. 1:1. and you will have a fine journey. . ' those 5. shouldubinitlalat'tiife sio-.watt- t to go back home and brag about having grasped the presi y dontial hand. Of course, your public receeptions on line the of a:'e demonstrating democracy: So is the crawd about the monkey s cage of a traveling menagerie. Cut out the circus ef fees, Herbert. Set a precedent founded on com ,' mon sense.&ve em a kindly nod, instead of a hand shake Yon are goinjf to need all the power of that hand to write "Yes" and "No," sharply and distinctly. Herbert. It should be kept in good condition, to reel in trout, catfish, sharks, or whatever else is biting, too. semi-weekl- . Howdyyolksl At -- fogalca they are charging Americans MEN WHO. ARE DOING THINGS fifty cents apiece; to see, the Mexican war. Well, it Is almost wtorth fifty cents to see a Mexican war. , !, - i r jhn : a. sprightly, entcrgetic creature, given to teasing other birds and to building of false nests, Just for tha Of a mornrnff late rn AprH m fun of it. hc; n'oithr i n etiiteo -- you yill awalt-.- i fo the-so- ng of the wie'n, who has arrived during. Hie night. It's Peat, as dug from the bog, e'on- Uic wrsri for, Ii per cent of piis Cousin to the mockingbird and water. Sun drying evaporates only the brown thrj3her. But It Is a fifteen per cent of this water; yet, short song so' industriously repeated peat, so little dried, burns with a that a sjtrgtc bid nwy utter it 6.003 fierce heat. Ireland has 4,700 square times, in 0 : ingle day. The when is miles of peat bogs. i j T - HALt" 1 i . Otr -- r ; - BfO.U.s.MT.orr. : - r na sdwicc mc 6i2 . J TTalhs-nrhefr-e- .Kissing Better 'I hail the lurch rlenre.l away Tit lay ilown ln the h.uyt'e j and went to bleep until 5:15 when I got 'cupper' THs v: ps. ll ov( r at ff:L'5 dishes washed and the tntiie laid for breakfa!". BROOKLYN. N. Y.. April 13. -J- and my figuxing- is that the il'JS John McCabe, 34, today chose housewot k took me just three thrill- - ) cseulaTorv punishment when given ing hours and 43 exciting minutes - , his choice of kissing his wife, Mary, and boy! lemomber. I'm an arn- (.vety morning' for six months, or ateur! reiving six months in the work - "1 figure that an expert like my lious'. for beating her. from wife could clip a few minutes Magistrate Elpeiin warned- Mc that" Cabc that if he beat his wife again ho would have to serve the work-- , house sentence villi no time off fcr So thcic's the lowdown fellow the kiss's already served. The first day's sentence was. ex workers--anthe next time your Gift sighs wearily over the supper ecuted in court and the couple retable and tells you how she's been turned heme. slaving along'all day - just remind her 0" Mr. Cooper the AMATEUR housekeeper- - who Clocked 3:43.00 for a dr.y's work and nsk her gently how she gets Wt have faw hat way LISTEN: don't Wo know AND, what, your Gift will toll you- - hut we'll bet a cookie that weak as we men are she will convince you supper's over To be o d at that you're all wet. Than Hoose Gow, Opines Husband ; -- jBSlMi 1 rttlsnwisi At' , j TH il - E G1 (:M fhs. BALL E N .IJMfe CS E - - . - S 4 f ; : E PROVO CATIONS mm It , seems to mi that th reaaoa a taaaf ml Nui like aalmals is mi-are incurable romaaticiata. Wr'atarted out tm life loncf our ieUewaj frequently wa Meev ered that they did aot love as back; we placed eui .faith het', aad our anticlpatioa there, and Just as we disappointed, our friends aad family, me they di- NATURELAND 12.02-s- . : - -- 1 i - Why Be Abused, Herbert? nu ' hard-boile- . On one day, last week, President Hoover shook hands with 1775 "accrcdiated" callers; and, when he got through Iiis hand was so numb as to be almost useless. Herbert, there is, no reason why the president of the U BUXT' KTLL " f V Mt -- vnriuim-rlea.- - ' ' NotSDumb., 'XT n mother's , -- Bat being, romantic;- believing that really this was aooA hell of a world, hut, instead, rather l a oecent palace to abide in, we picked animals and f ouad there a renewal of Cur faith. 'A dog may be a terrible tramp, as Is this htjo hound ef nine,' but really it is Just his frieatlly dispoMtioa that leads him to follow every stranger off the place; he just loves everybody. That is a ' 4 -very ttresome trait in a dog, but I appreciate his Jthe dog Christian liberality of affection, B'rt happens to be living with me he never disappoints: he will watch for an hour at the door, and when 1 move inside his tail starts to thump; nor to It because He ts hungry; he Just finds a personal pleasure HILL BILLY ta his anticipation of association with me. Naturally' that charms meand I regard, him as a wonderful Jellow. Thomas and Catherine insist, on Jumping to my lap and purriag every time they ere fed; not having one of those twotat laps, there s frequently some argument about the matter berr-e'-the two. It tickles my vanity, and renews my faith in the Tightness of the cosinic urge, to note' that altho Tommy cfin drive Cal'.ierine away from the milk dish, he cannot intrude on my lap when she desires to get up aAd sign to me; that is what one might term a fundamental tribute. d And ro it goes; Dan, the aged gelding, get tuffer every yeafi having legs to do and mora to eatf but tho Dan will work for even the most considerate neighbor with vast reservations, he will bust a tug any time for me, wathat without whip or oath; funny. Dan is a horse you simply cannot swear at; back go his ears;up come his heels; he is a gentleman, and he doesn't mean perhaps. - - Dumb brutes wonder. euEoyp tt? - : . . ' - auae w I A SKAOOwg TiuU tKl QO M ONIc JsiCQH CrOW JJufeT OAW& JfS ; Pwo, Itao, under actjof March 3, 1879. Representatives Sllmaa, Kicoff RthnsnN4twnt-dvrtisinan Francisco office. 307 Montgomrty Chicago office, 410 North Michigan Kvti New Tork office. 1"W 44th Street; Boston office. Tremont Blag.; Detroit, Mich, office. Room General .Motor BWg. SuVseriotlea terroe- - By carrier In titan eounty, 60 cents the month; $2.75 for six months. In advance; $.00 tlrgs year torso. vance; by majlr-i- a the. county Gurmar Rastnuson, editor "and manager; R. W. GogdelV managing editor; J. A. Owens, advertising manager, Tomoorrow n I You have ever . "Every Afteraoea, crxoept fcUturday, and Sunday "Morotaf Published by the Hemld Corporation, E. C Rodgera, president, SJ South First West street, Rrovo. Iolhe Kerala Tufjatrisecond-class matter at the poEtuffice tn titan. Ent?id as a THE . nJw;ttmJL- , "If --writes Newspaper Scripps-Cahfiel-d . -'-- . 3 him way - . . . . DEMONSTRATOB J26, fffi tft e' - Reduced Prioi s ZkWyjSM This is Eno W. Cuspidor, president of the Frovo Skeptics' Sucfoty, ' . These washers are the lalest who has spent 20 1 OF TONGUE AliimlniiTW 1nS Mitdel wih th 31 iSQUf sc. foMiftyenta the Itou- ears of study new, soft rubber wgUr remover ana research try lcan authorities should provide" n Rev. William N. Guthrie: "The and are in very Riod rondition-8jbjc-- t ing to prove the good grandstand seat with pneuto prctsuj sale matic cushion and a free Coney old truth of the " beauty of symbols is hat they nicai Island red hot irrjoto -evrry MAA&-S!IO? ntrthing.'' THE Alickle Makes, a Everett Dean Maitin: "We pat BUNGSTARTER TAUNTS Muckle." Anyone 214 West Center, Provo REBELS! having a muckie the lowbrow on the back and flatBullets Bounce- - Off BuUet- or a mickle is re- - ter the stupid element, because ehnett- puestod to sen CoL JosepbTGT'Bungstar&r, zZZ, war in to Mr. Cuspidor who will pay 10 correspondent for Provocation, the J TIP Hear tht radio program tf fit ' 'Huditn- - tLsitx JJuitirngtrf ' ' I ' every Friday evkhaif roof 4 Record- ,- BeU Teie C ngresslonal m phoneand Direcallied tory, publications, ' himself muckles and 15 cents a gross for the less costly the 'outstanding hero of the ATROCITY NOTE Little Frovocatims, saj-he y. doesn't mind' doing '"Toughej" adho when vanced to yards Jones'hearithmetic problems for him, but doesn't think It's fair for in front of the Toughej" to punch him in the federal trenches and defied the nose when the answers are wrong. rebel riflemen to make a dent In his new bullet-prohelmet, his own ' ridt s -- of invention. A shell, hlgh-explosl- ...-..- .. IcJrlahffSfnheftwpldW" hut did not plorer's head, stunned annihilate. A drawing of the helmet Is shown above. Thru the opening at the front Bungstarter taunted the enemy by sticking out his t:. Jongue at thenu liUe he wlggledJ his ears derisively thru the openings at the ' sides. There are a lot of young men these day who never go on a drink liquor or hang . d ... AitLjShaarion .. PROVO PHYSICAL THERAPY CLINIC spenk.-n-ytcs- in the penitent iarles. CfcK tiEK, THE OFFICE VAMP, SEZ . Shutting the mouth Is a simple process nbt sufficiently appre-- 9"LI'L I elated. ,. i , I 1 r. 1 .' po . . Nervousness, Sleeplessness, , and GALL STONE OPERATIONS to care. Ask about It. 709 South 2 AVcst it; fupi .... Sport - SERIES 6 $1220 to $1320 SERIES 121 uniforro. Consultation Free Essex the Challenger a 129 l87Uo$2IM $ii9ito$i2it) suvitojuio ttaestotiari Cut . . . 11221 $IJ2 $l)2t to tlMO with its . greater beauty, r these items of course are capacity, riding standard. They cost not case and economy oiie cent "extra. and with, its brilliant They represent easily above and These pricei 1. o. b. Huick Factory, special equipment estra. Cairi Jtli rr prtcri tntmat niy rtttmsu dthvtrfmnd fiwHting. I terms caa be arranged oh the liberal (i. M. A.C. Tim i't) mcnt PUh ContUtr tht dtUiertJ price mi u til 41 ibe Hit price ubrnctmpuriHgaitlemoiilpMsUct. fine, chassis quality chal Essex bodies large lenges, too, in proved VALUE. It offers a com- pleteness of fine car equip-- mcnt formcjrly identified one hundrad visible dollars' additional value, and are another reason why the public is awarding to Essex the largest business it has ever known. Coach "Six" adult-siz- e SERIES tt450to)l)20 only with costly cars, and available, when at all, only as "extras," at extra cost on cars of Essex price. Check these items as you buy. In fine big . complete, ! trnjcr Competent lady attendant. Phone 912 for appointment. our own streets, here in Prom Essex the Challenger, under competent observation, averaged 24.22 miles per gallon. The average owner in this city can expecUl8 to 20 miles and upward. Commercial users operating large fleets of Es:ex cars say that service and maintenance costs, covering millions of miles of operation, are lowest of any car ever On Willi it open cnallcngc tha excepts no car with its 24 greater power and performance They got behind wheel f got thefacts ft and bought BUIGKS Sedtni- a terms nn the balance- - tested. BUICK MOTOR COMPANY, FLINT, MICH. DMun t Gtntrml Mtttrt Ctrpomlnn Sot Hr For Instance, the Coach Down, and . monthly Payments cn Balance car "will probably cover the entire first Payment. TheH.i.hPurchasePlanOffersthlowest-av- rttjutH) "... Constipation, Arthitis. Ane- -. miL7Jligh Blood Pressure, Neuritis, loss of energy, reducing. the treatment of Ner" vousness and Sleeplessness, we use our continuous flow bath; almost immediately you experience its soothing and comforting action, which makes possible that longed-fo- r relaxation so much desired. O Ah More than 1 30,000 men and women have proved for themselves the thrilling Buick performance to which this owner testifies and having proved it, have bought the new Buick! A similar thrill awaits you! Come, take the wheel! North liniv. Ave. Completely equipixnl for SAVE BLADDER ' i f - boy going rsr. ' I . d :. i I Scientist says that women of the stone age did all their cooking with a single kettle. That's- - nothhigr-Wpme- ir or the modern age do all their ct'Airg With a single can opener. , ,W resolutely refuse to believe that Spring has arrived until the 8ATEVEPOST prints a cover show- ing a'frtcklcd-Xace- Comfort . and speed surpass any car I have ever 625 treating Rheumatism, Your prest "Buick getaway, power Joy-rid- e, around They are Fineness Si war Mexican IT h u in Performance m mlckles. proved AND C P - AT fA CTO R Y Standard Equipment tncluattt 4 hydraulic shock abtorbtrt electric gout or gat and oM radiator thutter windthletd wiper toddle lampt tlare-pro- of mirror cfrcfroloct contrott on tteertng wheel all brttht parte reer-vle- w Sbtt JiPass 695 Coupe Phaeton Coupe - 6v5 725 Standard V 795 Sedan 850 Sedan Town Rcdster Convertible-Coup- 850 o 895 Telluride Motor Co. Completo Automotive hnlce Buick Dealers ta rrovo For IS Years Cr. 1st Weat and Center Bl VeM CVnter 1'honetTt When Setter Automobiles Are Bunt rnr-t,tU- tlulck 71: Vlll ' Rulld Theru PHONE 14 50 East First North PROVO, UTAH |