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Show - -- ' TOO . HE EVENING HERALD . f PUBLISHED i TUG ULRAIJ CORPORATION .. : N. (inmuir ttasmuawo, tiilor mod Mauser ' PKOVO; EVENING HERALD, TUESDAY, The Office Cat fli .Vjxr we kuuw.Mbere Santa Cla u slwrulA.hia nHiubierti." 1'bc uiil " "r " .V.t- -Uim- a- caoiea, spaper dedicated to the beet interest and the (muat deveiopiaeut fMtt king around under: tu "brands h county, Ctab's leading; agricultural and Industrial section. Miaiias-lB- i IiIk the ieaitvo fmrki.f) t llae jou vufk-r- Ihat big thins A ut ratbt-- r than argue atv'tum the are never done by. fussy men, so feiwe, MKMBEU NEWSPAPER ASSOCIATION t'bri.sliiiuK one turds reveU-d- ' hit'p jour shirt on.. I'liaid bint four dotiar and fifty AtfiMBKtt.UMTLU PRESS ASSOCIATION - .wnta.' tlijus uywu.' A ot of iieople hare very (teculiar middle Uiiaiea. lished at 4 weekly in 1856: as a daily iu llfcii Published tn the II. J. Rtupjj fhltik the paramount 4 building, SO South First West street, Provo, Utah every evening, question More the country today One night I set a toyHmlaalllnj b Saturday, and S milar morning. Ielivered Jy carrier In Pravo, in "How umeh, is the down payloon, ... View, Vluejard,, Orem, Piwo Bunch, and pleasant View. All com' ment ?" And bfped it would oar vtilV' it Sine laid in a larse stx-- of a f whatever nature. should. at once. Telephone 83. mu-bethe moon. aBinninilion aud- - are "Your honor." wild the burglar, Hut th candia feu 04 a farmer's avkjiltiue; Die next maa itatiently wlt kayn lu as matter second cbiss Utah. .utwed at the postofflce I'rovo, I watt fiHMlli'KM. friendless uml ' xtra.iv 1 it ' euoiujb for you ' "ilimU'lCMU." , , And b sirid I nuid settle W o (o LaJ Rooms, Telephone ...,..12U8 "lly inaii,ni &ild the t judge, 'jyun in Tidephoue..... j Editor, ii(fv lye iltH'ply ! t'oixS, Hlielter and W dw sins and crime in the rvtaloue at Office Telephone InTui,HHi(tii,ip ba' , for And that is (he way with, the ran- ra lMilihed hair r jusa."." ' " .v the iHxt niue"tiiiiiitba." t UIPT10.N .;TERMS Of, SI BSl dom nhot, j 40c rad by carrier, per month It uevr hit's In the jat;? Tbe trouble with this eiHintir Is Jlnlln'r.-Jiafoiiie in from the and 4he Joke-yo- u rsd by carrier, per year, In advance ,..,$4.60 trt inii h fliirest. lVojile don't get mpring (but farm to vUit' her dauuhtfr in the red bf mail in Utah ttinnty. per year, ia advance ....$3.50 so swart, tbluk enough sleep! fit.v. After the kU of Kreetlns,'he red by nihil In lulled Suits, ..uutsnle ltab county, er year, 1 ... . , t i(ntii-eher iluiiuliter's tiobbed fealr. May leave wound 4In unfiler fellow's .. ' vara Diintrbter . "Is this .sktrt h'Srt. ' 'jen offttuHi wide with " ' ahxirt for the Street?" Mother ".Not If tbe Tbe hiKiejiuooB la over, thinks "Well fer pity Rakes, Llizy," she a little.,'.higher. BY K. . PUNK exi't.'iiiiM-d- , "you never even wrlt we Horace UIsob when the inmjrance i'uuie np j" n;euts tit art bombarding the love ',Vhat is the influence itt Washington at work to cut down yoii hud the tinlioid." ' , 'What U (bia Horn of PleBty ytm ue. Ize o the navy? asks one of the great publishers of the 1' bear of?" Ve liiinlly HnojK wbieh Is ' i harder, ry, who believes in competitive building lor war pur- lotry to Tlve wilhln an lueiue.or f "r He rJoan," I'd o throtigbTwnra- - "Wh 1 the WUOpho4fe.T .. live wll hunt an out(0. tory or youl" , She: "i'ou aay so, hat bow 'aB I fIe st(KMl tbew by ih bloomin'door. fhe "influence" probably is Pros. Coolidge, with his ecoti- !' Ah, be was a sap. Ibat?" JuxiMur Dolicy. although 'said "influence is exerted not so. much And no nt cH'iet! a Iwause ' Be mr wifB."'- - . I ! -t. , H.v Ij'Uind Kjittiicer to the as armorplate makers, I uliot tin arrow Itilo the uir,.tdown the navy He didn't give a rap. preventing uhpowder makera wrid the cr.nnon makers from, cutting It VU. fn the (fH ii mi', I knew not "No bmk for meJ ffiiviny sav-In- fn SKJXft OF THE TIMES : Watch ' under my 4Jlow every iilKhtl" here, that perfectly fine $100,(100,000 surplus. been telling ysti your bat, coat and wife! Tll ivnelL'hlior KiiI tjiiit It killed yim've an unlimited favors itself the navy Naturally enough, were roIdj to retire on your money." hi ('II If ... .1 Every man conquers sua own business one of the most ... .. Provo Tieber : Is there anything ' 'S---Aiicf I biul to pny lilm fl uml : y - ' ) rtant in existence mid .would augment its grea'tnbss. So, tilow-.- i Professor Puffys that hiU'riiutes in the stimuli? liiHt nlKhtH" 'aa asked. Tottimy: Vanta 'laus! .' Uuhi MOII1C poiMoii to ahiy some jiee:-. id phalanx of admirals, rear admirals, etc., backs the I , amas-inabsolutely sir, rrtatuuaivwtKe-rfiLvHv-wiMwar ? and rs of warships vViV C!t4m GtVttv- !". Snc,X;fnr,'r' x"' wniU lilui.t Mt'lKhlMrr Hwore it, killed his Wml abnormal. And the combrrr.Ytlwr 'h woman getH Wtu- .etiU : 'ActuuUy,, he, did not ntcrilH a when s a ferociously hungry "influence," $400,000,000 1 ' " H '' , c :" - ". . i " paSwL - - v- . v-.- ' ; - , v , ''"'-T'- ,. ' -- " -- .. ... . ..:,,:-.- .. . ,L ...:' Vv " " ' "......-,.- . . :. 'II ' v 1 j ' e- i, : ..( ' , MS UARV: 4,1327. : : ' . k f r- , ............ jura ........... - .... r"ltr ..... :.r. ju : l What Is "Working?" . i ' , -- ' ( tub ; prd shot . ', "Ierd v - wi Pcrr?vroE.s aki" Beje-- ha F Pardmlrs : - BUT" LIKE . MAK4V ATlRM IN BUSK1E5 ' , - g rt-i- e tovrtwousy ul." us is ripe for the picking by some influence" or other. n our time, as in that of Napoleon the Great, "war is a r of money, money and money. This ought to be partic- ly apparent to all of our business foreign tots, every ontf torn has hud to came to us tor it war money. We have of the gold. We are the only great creditor nation. We no other nation and are paying our domestic war debt rate of nearly $1,000,000,000 annually. ,Var with whom ? Ask any adyocate ot big navy and he M9wer with Japan. Any oltur answer would be toolisti. ys Japan, and with mighty good reason. To be sure, at- Im is always called to Oeat Britain's building of more crs" admits than " -- . U BY CEANE- - iVASHINGTON TUBBS t pfTssroirrty-orwnr- Great Britain, one has, to concede the crushing of. 20th irv civilization, the' abolishment of Jesus Christ, and America as ihfi. AlexjmYU-- among nations, cutting other leg throat for the luitsf cutuflUhr&ts hohhng the of all.time andj finally, weeping' bo-up as there are no more throats unptif. NTo, our hair is to be made to stahd on end "like quills the fretful porcupine,'U)t)ly by Japanese 'war scare. Very let us be "scared jstiff." Let us cdt out, in order to feel n rly scared, thetonsideration that an Lvould barely'get to boiling before Great Iiritain and her fons votrld be in it irr support of America. Now', if Japan is going to raid us, how unqualifiedly silly Ud 10 cruisers instead of 20 times 10 7 Our surplus in alone, would build 40 or more" and, if scared enough; n raise the- money .in six months to build.400 of them. 'Joreover, Japan isn't going In for war with a nation like without being' a bit "scared herself and her main scare be as to where she will get the money. Shs hasn't it, t would be a stark fna.d European nation which would ler money to make war on America, even if such nation be money, which no European nation has. The nations ot seeking places for loans, but all struggling-- .to pay debts, which must be their jpolicy for many vears to The United States is the only( nation on "earth thM cp.n. ' afford war, financially speaking. bofeels Pres. he a has that choice Goolidge Very likely, economy which, m the.tinal analysis, means more ;y for. war if necessary, and competitive building for Unless the people who have to do the dyinr and tv'-'t'jirs are inclined to revert to .barbarism, Mr. Coolidge's p will have the popular endorsement in America, m miu in 1apa.11. ,'In times of peace prepare for war" may still have r.o.r.c tentative weight, but the preparation requires much ime than- formerly. And America has demonstrated .he has the men, brains and money to prepare quicker . my other nation on earth. he odds are very heavy that the "influence" at "Wash-'- i working up Japanese war scare in the navy isone part ' s and the other part war profiteering. . r 11 1 super-robb- er Oriental-America- - 7r r''--; ' -- ",:i - $ALESMAN SAM VV f ,, . r in , .1,1 .f . ' - BY SWAN rWtO 1 . ftHlMORE. 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