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Another worries that a rooster will peck her eyes out (at least that would be interesting). The producers, no doubt sensing that they've got a dud on their hands, attempt to boost the wow factor with lots of scenes featuring a tan and chiseled Matt without a shirt. Yes, he makes for nice eye candy and he's certainly charming enough in a good ol' boy sort of way. But, again, he's just not very compelling. At times it's difficult to tell if the show is so boring because the setup and scenarios feel obvious, or because the 10 women, for the most part, come across as shallow and witless. "Farmer Wants aWife" is different from most unscripted series in one key way: It has no host. My guess is it had one to start with, but he or she probably took one look at this sorry bunch and quickly flew the coop. -- E (CC) Fastbreak Funniest Rockies Lou Diamond Jobs Pink: True Hollywood Kutchei. Boxing: Shocking Dairy Show Evening Dirty Soccer Training: Sell goes PRCA Green Helmet' Japan his affection. Right from the start the women learn that this is no glammed-u- p fairy tale. Instead of being whisked to their destination in a sleek limo, they're driven in a school bus by some Joe guy. Instead of being rewarded with a rose, they get a chicken egg. Subtle, this show is not. Of course, along the way we're bombarded with the P"JdPrag; Cooper 360 E Bush p CMT Music 23 360 Cooper Park gSouth Comedy. (CC) Frasier girl Fresh Bum Notice: Nina (N) (s) A 666' (R. 23 i"1"1 E Guy Family Fonorlhy's The Big Idea With Deuticri jwotld's Strongest To America's fj . itone Foiwortliy's 23 Education Acts lo Rev Birdman in the farm house, you know your TV show is doomed. 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