| Show III J CULLED FROM TH STATE PRESS II r tI 1 I Tho Thu editor lout bat n si gol i I In 11 front of ot the tho r 1 I last lut Monday It If the bring Iris Ing that gold piece to UH u IK III a II subscriber wo we advance hi h j I two years It If they i iuro I lire uro not a subscriber wo we will give gibe I thom th in a n receipt for or n a two Hub I If U on person hAN found round tho thoI and ancl dont to irive gt It UT up I just j let us know and wo will treat them j to tho the Ice cream AVo We VI want to sec eo what wint this thia nd Rd will bring That ad oel will In InRI all RI probability bring a ti lot of ot quencH t from other editor ot of tho stute tute n all to haw the tha th of ot the hap happened l J to 0 have no o 0 much money nil ut at once Transcript WINDOWS COST IOSI It Two window H win wern broken one ono lay day I last week ono oro Iff It lr each of ot two places place pIn COli of ut hUlf n by hy small atone J l I from flipper Thin should not be bo permitted at t all RII Windows cost ott money mon TheRe Thes 1 Uppers wert lnor the pc of small smal loy Progress l nI rim Tho walls walle of o tho the Andorson on hotel nt ot ati i aro ara one mass macs s of ot honey hony and busy bees b s Slime Rome three o age ngo ngon n ft of at beta Ie settled on the porch of ot the Anderson On hostelry and upon U I finding a 0 knot hole halo In tho the rustic made malo their homp hom between the tIie outer rustic walls wall For three years yearn car tho the bees bc have Me e l 1 Cop engaged In flung the tho space with wax and anel honey hon They Thy have now full tull possession of or the tho front of tho the house forcing the occupants to use UFe tho the rear Ir Anderson the thc gen lal ml proprietor Is Ii at ut a z lots lose to know how to overcome tho the Optimist 1 i IN IS l lJ PHYSICS J Clarence and 17 1 and I old sons of or John A Hobin son of or tho the I Fourth ward had hall an experience on Wednesday afternoon which will not stI bo Ibo O forgotten t The Tho boys were veno hauling hay and when near tho the Chip Chipman ChipI I nun man mill the th hay liny hn got ot on lire fire caused by bythe tim the friction from the wagon wheel rub rubbing bing against the Iron howe bows of ot tho the rack II Th Tb Tho huy tiny was all as all nil ablaze before they J realized their predicament an and l they d hat had to Jump to save ave their lives live and andI I unhook th excited team from tho the 1 burning load The Tho wagon com coin completely j destroyed American Fork CM ZenI zen n I 5 After Arter being proof for almost n a year I t the tho wiles and smiles of ot tho the fair fairlie fairI I Her RI lie henry Honry him baa again broken brokon t forth with redoubled led ardor This Thill time It In Ic a young younK attractive widow of ot 1 Irvin Is la paying attentions In his hili I usual ardent manner monner and to et ahead ah leI of or hl hll hii rivals rival In Is en on dock dack almost overy I He Il believes In getting tho th well we In hand in o 0 that within I that charmed circle none durst duret walk I but hut he Sunday they the went J or riding to tannIng Manning M Ir lr however wan WM pj still itil able to pick out tho the 1 trail t II which Is III overgrown with sage Bage sagebrush 1 brush and 2nd weeds Mercur Mner Jm J s THAT COUNTS c j The Progress tries to tn get et all th the news nee i in tn every r direction tIit and the publisher Is thankful when friends friend give In the tho do ilo doIngs ilor t r Ings hi We W did not learn that Mm Mr Joo Joop p Cameron and and Mrs barge larser had UlI I 1 returned to California or that il 9 I i J 4 Misses Martha end and Rhoda Cameron hall had hallil L i returned to Parker Ida until th they y hart halt 1 all RH reached their hompe Wo We like Ilko to toj toI I j Li get Iret all nil tho the news ne about everyone Pan II gultch Progress II I j ON IN TIlE MAP i still exists and Is ts Jogging Jo along alone about as a usual Wa Wo have hod a n at aI I nice 11 e little shower today after a great Ireat t I deal of or threatening and blowing The Tho prospect ore tire good nod for tor an nn abundant i t grain harvest The farmer farmers are start I ing on their second cond crop of lucern I an ItCh Progress 1 I i SIGNS OK OP WINTER r Junction has been touched touch Id with the I great sprinkler Just Ju t bout over every day ilay dayI I lInt nce the tho of or July Tho Tha weather seems like tall rail la Is near at nt hand It Is isso no so cool and the sharp harp winds to toI I touch tho the noses of t f the tho children giving n II ruddy rudd hu hue which makes one think that Jack Frost will Boon be here hereC C Argus Argul KUDU SI lm EPU API the tho dance danco at the Opera house tonight The r ball toss loss ers en will bo be there too Mantl Messen Messenger ger gr g l OFFICE OAT CAT An Innocent Piece of ot lly 11 paper lay luy luyon layon on the tho window indo sill Tabby Tubby the cat Eyed It with dreamy curiosity and at ot l lut st cautiously approaching tapped It gently g nth with ono of or her paws l ho the paper aver stuck and anti Tabby put tho the other on Oil tho Itlo paper to loosen It The Tho clung to either cither paw and the tho I f cat c aL Jumped to tho the floor determined to let Ift go the sticky mesa mea but hut the more moro moreho ho he tried the worse It tuck Muck It noon oon clung to tl t her eyes cye nose lose and whiskers und and Tabby began to swear and howl I like a 0 drunken sailor poll or Sho IThe and SlApped flapped fi and Imd clawed her h r feet through the adhesive blanket and ond with up and toll tall extended she jumped through the tho open window unit und historians nay she aha ho IB III l running yet et r Tho Thc moral of this little fable IH III Wo o 0 oI I should hoUld bo be very Iry careful about butting I In on nil something that concern us ml and of ot attempting to regulate tho the I affairs of ot other people Gazette i DOC AS S LADIES S MAN IS MANTho Tho The baking powder pC lder lassies IM who I were ere canvassing Mercur last laM week weak wre were unable to get fret anyone y to show them th h m through tho the mill no so 1 0 hearing bearing that Mrs bins Henry was JU away avay pounced upon Doc Henry Hono who performed I tIle Ulo function of at both gallant gallantly ly l unit efficiently Argus FALL POUT POET mU Js IOOS 11 5 I Bury Eury the tho out In the woods it in a 11 beautiful hole holo In tho the ground I g where the tho woodpecker pocks pecks and the tho L f 1 bums and the tho r straddles around He lie in is no good gent to the city too unpractical stingy and dead i lint but he wants tho tha whole earth anit all of Cf Its it crust cru t anti and the tho stars that shine I over head Then hustle hll him to th the tho h humble hUm le bee I roo t anti and bury Lilt him deep in the ground hes hell of no use UIO here herl get him out nf or the till way and aini mako make room mom for tor the man that Is IB sound Beaver county No oos Nfl lIIV WANT W NT iT a n lady lads In teacher in HI the th Murdok will lecture In every evening for a u week beginning Thurs Thur day evening Aug 11 It ft I fre and ami andall all nil ore in Tho mil stu hJ J i H I In do domestic mastIc science She Sho will wIlt teach tho the ladio how Iio to tn cook cOnk and antI the tho gentlemen how to 10 olet Hotter AID 1011 MI vi ri rrt 1 v Burlier Woods nl has han h Improved tho the ni at nt of or his hili shop by hy the th tion nf ot a new nIl gasoline lighting K f lb hiu h been beell complimented many times tho thit th week by iy h the tha lIrt hands and others other for the Ihl th ft of f and anel manner In which Its little shiver removes tho tile hir hirsute auto sute from his hili custom customer er cr ens faces Valley nile rimes I |
