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Show There'll Be a Slight Delay on This Delivery The Chopping Block By FRANK C. ROBERTSON I suggest to my Utah writer "Only the United States, the friends that they write Senator Soviet Union and China" Does Watkins-referrinto S: B. 5533. that sort of thing make you cringe a little? WelL it "happens Walter Winchell. that delightful often than you might sup little cousin of the rich, declares more, SUNDAY, MARCH 28, 1954 pose. in defense of his pal, For example: "Only the United profoundly Joe McCarthy that there. is no States, the Soviet Union, China wrong way to fight a fire. Did and the Latin American countries ever try to put out a gasorefuse to give copyright protec- Walter, Herald Devoted to Serving Interests of Utah County line fire with water? It of course tion to their writers, artists and only spreads the fire, just as Mo. is the plain That interests Utah cf ths composers." and its to U dedicated Herald But is County terving one shouldn't Ths Daily Carthy doing. 1836 the Berne In truth. gospel to in the news Is concise Walter know about fires and attractive expect various communities. The Herald's policy to sprint Copyright Union was set up to as he probably hasn't seen a fire or fear of without favor, news regardless the to sect, party, afford impartially, international copyright form; give than the one made by his protection, and only the countries bigger or interest involved; to be an independent vehicle for the free expression of opinions years. Waltcigarette lighter named have refused to affiliate er is the lad who makes his living; on public questions. The Herald strives to promote all worthy projects; to work for with it. to the welfare of the public by key-ho- le listening, and posing good government on a!! levels; and to be devoted The countries Inside the Union as a professional patriot while he naturally retaliate against those hangs out amid the splendors ol wnicn aon t oeiong. to get aJ the ttorx club-rwhcoffee sells IS THAT SO! copyright in this country an au at ninety cents a cup and kids thor must have his book published himself that there are no poor here In English, he must file an people in America, and that the Stork Club habitues are typical application, paya fee and de- jT'X Americans. oosit a tirinted , . Seems that I have a hot cross copy of his work At a i. cue AAUiaLVi By their nature, democracies muddle through.with bun coming from my friend Ruth.: of Congress. Be-- 1 Louise Partridge. I shall be pleasexasperated times, their warmest advocates grow cause of our and the inefficiencies the antly surprised if it doesn't have confusion, the the delays -? V isolarocks in it. I don't really believe splendid of popular backing and filling which mark the process that she would use cyanide in, tionism, to get x By EUGENE BURNS decision. a stead of baking powder. in protection Ranker - Naturalist J!l'm At times I get a little impatient foreign country In these moments, some people cast longing glances a must with Ruth. My mother used to writer V common The where animals adaptive responses toward the authoritarian governments, a person who can sing that the go say . through to their environment are from the top produces a high make same won't but V; sing, ought to be made report has it that dictationcentralized procedures everywhere and remarkto sing. Same goes for writing. in every foreign action, without in- visible n able. Take feet, for instance. By degree of efficiency, of Ruth Louise can write like nocountry ant ordinate delay. tudying a strange animal's feet obvious impos-- f business, and if she would body's can you well tell what pretty I The phrase, "he made the trains run on time," kind of terrain herself toiit could cover herput sibility. it runs over. Of course. self with glory. She has already heard so much in Mussolini's day, expressed quite well Generally among g there are legi- - M' Robertson authored one book which has this somewhat envious thought. Now, in Communist like the or wild horse animals, timate and illegitimate ways of proved her great creative skill on run pronghorn antelope (both native China, it is the Reds who are making the trains around this. I have had and artistry. The book had only getting North Americans), the tendency considerable experience in this two faults: it was too good, and time. is toward small feet with few field and have practiced both, or it was too true, and her timid But, in truth, this whole notion is' an illusion which toes. But animals living on soft rather my publishers have done publishers dropped it because the does not stand up under close inspection. A few examples ground such as sand (gazelle), it for me. The subterfuge usually book displeased the American or marsn (moose), or snow from-Nazused is for the American publish- Medical Association. Germany, billed as the great colossus which i (lynx) go to the other extreme er to make arrangements with a There was nothing personal in did everything rights will reveal the fallacy in this out- and a wide, long snow- develop Canadian publisher for the use of what I wrote about dilly-dallook. shoe-tvti- e foot. Thnsp nf -rrvkv its name, so that the book will writers, Dut a number or my terrain evolve skidproof feet. this line': "Published simul- writing friends made protest that After the war, when we could interrogate thousands carry f mp-- vchn wprp involved in the German war effort, we Sand dwellers have developed taneously in the United States was making a personal attack and Canada." A few copies are on them. There is an old saying was. The comparatively vide feet, usually learned just how "efficient" Nazi rule really on sale In Canada and having to do with shoes which fits e placed even extended farther stiff which by fact was that it. was a horribly bungling-regimthis provides protection under the the case, but I won't quote it. so that they can move over Berne. Convention, though the kicked away an . amazing number of opportunities to hair, the sand somewhat like water privilege may bo revoked at any advance its cause'of conquest. striders on the surface film of time. Four liz Two years after the great war began, Hitler still water. even Another and better! way, if the ards, though they belong to did not have arms production organized on a sensible vastly can do it, is to sell his author TtEAJLlS different areas land and work in Great Britain, and this basis. In 1942, with German legions expending 400 different families, have devel rsf hiillftts a month in Russia, the Nazis oped, independently, lateral rows viKrt mnnriQ copyright A Vl.V..J Today Mr.' Tucfcer answers enemy where it would damage him leading magazines account for automatically, allprovides " lllllUUft countries in of protection on scales or of toes a month. their million readers of selec115 a and a point our fringes questions general most, about $20,000,000 of it. According members of the Berne that are Taken from the files of were producing just to on interso widen Copyright national and feet tion. that they interest to P. O. figures, its losses on these A Theodore White reports. Hitler "flicked his war won't sinktheir the Provo Herald. this for have Union. been I doing in the sand and be national policies and personaliHe was fired by Truman be- four magazines are, respectively, can- are took and whim him, ordering, my fully years to as sent the slowed rights ties. Questions may be up. The need existed, so production about cause he wanted to bomb mob- $8,000,000, $&,000,000, $4,500,000, 630S Hillcrest Place, protected in many foreign coun 25 Years Ago at him v.v, regardless of where they were, wuuuut - cenilization w; and marshalling cehng, guessing, exnorung, tries without trouble on my part, March 28. 1929 , ters north of the Yalu River and armed services ordered irrele- they made the proper adaptation Chevy' Chase, Md. Contrariwise, countries not be figure or statistic.wereThe similar (and. to prevent supplies from reaching curiously, quite WORTHY OF AID ' RAY TUCKER FEDERAL a By to Union Berne have the jumble. of Lehi was named vantly ; priorities ones). the Chinese and North Korean Finally, the dissemination of news longing, some of my stuff for a Ira Racker to replace S. A, sheriff published deputy Annthpr instance: Germany lost a great battleship- Some snakes answered the it WASHINGTON, March Isn't Communists by a naval blockade and intelligence, ever since Ben- little or coun- Willis who One such nothing. ironic rePresident Eisenhower that resigned to join the Vi i T1 Vi nva f u laWrplv because German naval air in jamin Franklin founded the Post sanctions problem of locomotion over loose should have Douglas McArthur to and economic a gift federal prohibition me nine dollars as gave try enforcement "; short, to try to win the war Office," has always been considered for a Western novel. At least one staff . . . a by becoming indifferent the ships orcommander sand was so connaissance on foot for at was lunch and conference the plan so it. which trac-V. a 1 rather than prolong essential as to be worthy of of my books was translated Into the annexation of the f itn.i'fViAiif Irnnifi n a Krit.lSn gives them greater nrjnu&n White R. of ri. a Grand House," t, suggests mmui" siupa tion. began aliening govenrment aid. What would- - the Korean without my Knowledge View ward to Provo and the Brooklyn, N. Y., "since they disCity of superior fire power was .among them. The jerboa, a desert rat. devel agree so esriously on military mat Rivalry in World War II There businessman the housewife; and! ami 0f course without them pay proposal was being investigated this for even the casual reader do, if they a oped heavily haired hind feet ters? And wasn't there considerable was considerable rivalry between One man, Herman Goering, was responsible Mayor Alma Van Wagenen could not keep enformed on every- ingWhopent. two of War men the World to us joining an by which was as act or during comhe contemptuous two rather objects snowshoes, the between air the of force, and jealousy loss. As boss City Commissioners Charles to politics? shoes. As a result, this five- - manders during World War II, II, and some, personal bitterness thing from pirces international copyright union? A Hopkins uerman navy sand and J. Elmer Jacobsen the navy and its need for air guidance, inehave. on , He of MacArthur. the the few inch fellow can skim over the when Ike was m Europe and Mac part printing trade unions and . . . the Second ward Elders' quonavies most would not have been human if "Has Congress adopted any safe- Book Publishers Institute who, rum hnnnrpH thp rptirinrr nroci. npver cot the air protection : in the boutn Facincr he had not resented Eisenhower's ty program," inquires F. . G. of want to force foreign, authors-xto;den- t trovemment by dictate, by so-T. Alfred Madsen. at-Answer: Jn- - the first place, I inasmuch as Charleston, S. C, "as a result of have their books printed here. in rapid the promotion, mistakes made see democracies at cial the in or Madsen home ironic The whim. nothing peculiar individual A new covention for establishing there were rumors that Ike, then a mere major, was a the recent pistoling of .House memtwo old military buddies getting MacArthur AtiH hio-- ones. But the . democracies had one o Payson . the aide latter when bers?" international protection of copy- and. Spanish Fork may not affor reminiscences and dis- was Chief of Staff. together corrective to the were Geneva at was errors subject signed Answer: No new guard system rights filiate with the Central Utah saving grace. Their cussion 6f problems on which both 1952 at which the United Baseball this season. Euare recognized experts. President But there were other reasons has yet been organized, although Sept. 6. but not nf criticism. the Soviet Union reka wasLeague that MacArthur's States, for several considera complaints are areunder a decisions most also plans Eisenhower's for gifts friendship, question mark In lands where freedom rules, w hile our tion. But whereas admission cards or China, were signers. A simple six Provo high students were understanding and tolerance are- he was being starved ' hlir srrutinv. Questioned, debated, hammered international went of mark copyright out to weapons the galleries used to be given production initiated into the Quill and Scroll, among his finest quauties, especial- major said in carelessly and haphazardly, they would afford full protection to national at even reversed if need be. Thus, all the inefficiencies are y as such a spirit did, not inhabit to other theaters. As tohe honorary society for his dramatic address Congress, must now be obtained from mem- composers in every country in high schools journalists. wurae seems House in recent White the uim oiten years. and They performance exposed, he believes that the Orient, not bers, who are taking greater pre- which it was recognized. Before were Walter Roberts, Clayton and are errors suppressed it can become law, however, it In totalitarian countries, Europe, is the area of the world's cautions than in the past. Carter, Max must be ratified by the American Jenkins, Mitchell IKE AND MAC SEE EYE , TO future world, To the they crisis. and final and magnified. are Val compounded Hicks thus and Trux-Zabriskie, in now hands is the ". Congresi, and and EYE Moreover, Ike and Mac do jerry-buil- t, it But is ton of Purvance the facade perfection. Hyrum offer a of the Committee on Foreign rela "It seems to me that newspaper is that so.' not disagree on military strategy reservoir Cache county was to in our the of which in tions Senate, S. and quickly, and or tactics. The sand "new editors and reporters," writes the next unit to be constructed x- ... ccA Senator Watkins is a member, be PTiw thp authoritarian way. Ana make li?ntly, without look" in defense policy is an ap M. of Springfield, Mass., "are leaps in the Great Salt Lake Basin is of defense Dulles State deour Do in about Q many Secretary grapes grow sinking into the sand. Our des proximation of the methods which slightly hypocritical when they though 'we dare not grow, complacent eitner. irf government. countries? strongly for the agreement- - Might reclamation project, it was ert mand economy mouse, jumping was similarly, from MacArthur the ap authoritarians, prevented fear not we need has developed lateral hairs ex plying in Korea. In his famous How do you reconcile stories and A Yes. tending from the soles of its feet letter to Speaker Martin, ' MacAr editorials of this kind with the 10 Years Ago So Of those animals living among thur advocated the application of millions saved by newspapers from Q Are there any plants that ' March for low postal rates charged 28, 1944 have neither flowers, fruits, seeds rocky terrain, such as the dall maximum pressure against the the while are Joe that distribution?" My their feelings nor roots? sheep, mountain goat, and big Soviet guns massed along tha (Sen. McCarthy) is fighting com Answer: Although this may read a to invited been horn who'd hoofs their sheep, skidproof A the the and Prut River border poured a tor Yes, Algae we The other day a congressman But it. all at a go along. like shop talk, I'll have go munism, are marvelously adapted for rock rent of steel and explosives into Fungi. to he when attack peris a There era thPrinsr sent his regrets. By way ot expiana work, to the begins great misconception envy of every mounsons commu Rumania, are resultwho paving the way for a the about his" fighting savings supposed tain climber. The sole of each "official cuties" prevented Vtp fplPffranKed that Red thrust into the heart an on sr as Irish Saint Patrick as Was army Q rates lower nism, just conscientiously postal ing from LiUll) cloven toe is concave with sharp Adolf of Hitler's man him with he a small I can't jittery Balkan go is, very along Only newspapers. edges so that each one. when . . i Prime satellite A an was he Minister defieither Office Leonard No, GOP Hall of Post the Chairman Eng law percentage the pressed down hard after a jump Churchill the told was He or world a Scotsman. lishman It was a typographical error, naturally, but radio this from results cit by operation. acts as a suction cup. To help to the that a to of hour the. Allies Ireland. say one He bishop ought is of missionary. lot really Manion) a (Clarence boys what busy walcer said even more, the clefts between the of the biggest men in the coun- greatest effort and action" was BULK OF NEWSPAPERS CIR or from two toes qn each foot open tofunctions going from off .fancy LOCAL The bulk of Q Why has Turkey always try, a man big enough and ca- approaching, but warned that It when they bog CULATION wards the front and, when de ' most newspapers' circulation, being been important in world affairs, pable enough to be President of would be preceded by "manr "home to dinner. a steep rocky surface, scending false alarms, many feints, and J fairly local, is delivered by their although it is not one of the the United States. Whether you're in business or government, there are the weight of the animal spreads many dress rehearsals" to de on own trucks. The heaviest burden larger countries? Mason .Noah HI.) (R., Rep. some the toes wider and they clamp ceive the enemy . . . Between And cuties'" on the P. O. comes from A Its location gives It control s forced resignation. around. Manion apparently placed "official of r,Wv down even more firmly on the CNEA 500 . waterway, of an the and 750 American heavy bun Vwith those important Heavy newspapers channel which is the outlet of If the charges (against Justice bombers plastered German air--, across of them pack enough influence to prevent your appear smooth rock. circulate which editions day Judge Boles says he bets tha state lines. And this, according the Black Sea. For many years Warren) are as vicious as I've dromes in southwest and central xor the snow dwellers,, even ance in places not of their choosing. wish they could sign to P. O. Russians larger feet act as their natura! figures, does not amount European powers have struggled heard they were, the people who France . . . The Allied attack Senator to control Turkey and the Black made them should be checked. on Cassino had ended in bloody McCarthy as a to a great amount. snowshoes. The lynx, as contrasted up He's their kind, prosecutor. bob cousin the with his southern after 12 days of bitter It is the magazines, constantly Sea. Rep. Chet Holifield (D., Calif.) failure d cat, wears a J snowshoe that is says the judge, even if he does growing bulkier, which are re fighting . . . Tha formed by a thick growth of put on his acts in the guise of sponsible for most of the deficit am certain mat our alliance Utah legislature met in special I fon second-clas- s mail. Four of the hair on the sides and soles of catching 'Commies. (iNAiu) must succeed u our session to adopt changes in the the already large feet. This en civilization is to survive In the state election laws to make it easier for Utah servicemen to ables him to walk lightly on s SIDE GLANCES form in which we know it. By GALBRAITH By HAL, COCHRAN in the fall's election. slight crust and even to stay-wel- l deUvery concernin Gen. sTand Alfred participate SHAPE Gruenther, croon Sio They An calls ready to- help vou with problem English pastor snow. in fallen up newly boss. th of paper. ing a bleating from the stomach. ' v The varied hare has widened Phon Addrtsi in a the Often iff pain just Htr.ld Rpr..nUtiv Community. Our deep s commitment to the his feet even more really enor neck. ............ 8W1 are ideal of constitutional (governalmostdouble Alpln. William "XZ mously. They 1 AMERICAN FORK Kansas a E Stat 100.w the size of the TV people turn In ment is a sure safeguard against of Because r- Dena Grant 315-- J dethose ?g E Main to zeal in the their hare who, rabbit, although jack and turn out less the next later Rod Grif tin. iports 603-128 S. 1st E. stroy the Communist evil, would weighs but one half as much. Its Duam?Durrant. circulatioQ day. toes and are wide 0413-R- 3 employ totalitarian practices. long spread BLNKNK Pe, .....Benl.mln covDr. Milton Eisenhower. are soles of the the feet big how It's strange Tana Richard they always 031-R- 3 IdKemont ered with coarse hair: Acommo-datingl- y EDGEMONT put the village fire department Our GOSHEN diplomats ought to' be enough, this hair is at the other end of the town Goshen Eva Cook summer in in than winter enough by this time to longer from the fire. HIGHLAND Am. Tork Rrn ..... C89-J- 1 know that alcohol has less place when there is no snow. With Creie Greenland 0888-R- 1 these snowshoes, only the flufLAKGortnVZobeU Here's a shock from a dry in the' atomic than the gasoline Lak View cut snow Its will down. of a--it fiest ' a man was caught boot- age. cell LAKE SHORE 0318J3 speed, to the SD rork Rt WCTU Mrs. Glenn -presiV Mrs. Edna Knight Hays, lynx's regret. in legging liquor jail. Most people aren't For a large animal, the cari-;bo- u dent, warns Secretary Dulles 681 N. 3rd W .'.I'S oteohlne Zimmerman temptation. They find their own has made perhaps the most uixw If you want your friends to against drinking cockta'ls with way. Paul WUlis. circulation Russians. are dramatic adjustment. Its feet warm up to you, give out with Box 23. PL GroT. .... 6021 Nparearet Holdaw'ay specialized not only for snow but the smile that spreads sunshine MAPZLoErIDN ...... 018-J- 2 also for the saturated boggy-tundr.' ..Mapleton Hale. of early summer in the 0968-R- 1 in a very snort time you re 137 E 10th S. Marraret Vee Whitwood ..... northland. In mud, spongy tun 17 E. 8tb N ...... 0593-R- 3 to be mighty sorry you let Irene Keith. cUculaUon going dra or snow, the two halves oil tax go until the last income your 03U-RPAlnTrUAn. Roach 3 BTD ..' So Fork the great hoofs spreadkto support minute. pAyson 'further its heavy weigrit. Besides, 223-- J . .84 W 4th N ' Mauotlne Dixon SMART HOME , J 900 S. Main ;the sharp outer edges of the con-jcaAmber Jackman, circulation at the- age of one, the Even PLEASANT GROVE hoofs enable it to travel 27M E. 4th No. younger generation has a habit OWNERS! Mary Varney over hard crusted 3189 906 E. 8th S ... 353 of staying up all night and - Eva Orton ' 287 West Center slush, ice or rocks that Niael Hv. soorti .f?3 snow, raising Cain. 8181 191 E. State Jennie Ci:bert circulation Often Imitated, but never would be almost impossibfe for ' PLEASANT VIEW fammost the 0101-Jmembers cf deer 3 lnet m on Rt. 2 Box 419 rafhpr tonrh Yvonna Pernr quailed. The original and SALEM ily. In fact, the great rounded dishcloth. a a than snake damp 0107-R- 1 Marrrette Taylor .Salem hoofs and dew claws (the latter only National Sewer Service SANTAQUIN as Arctic as the almost 9902 large Estella Peterson , We've often wonderedrrdo Jblll Santaouln S. In America. Over 18 years of SPANISH FORK are as much as, 4 hare's bills? ears), their collectors pay ... r W 1st N. Malcolm Green m w w service. Used by millions of 7 inches long and 443 K Center ......... 297 'inches wide by Vireima Evans, news briefs toes are further 291 when the . 443 E. Center B. Davis Evan, circulation spread In trying on a new shoe why home owners. 100 square inches of 'it SPRING LAKE over has foot the find do salesmen always "Hortense Butler Serin Laka ............. foot surface or about one square which has the sock with a hole SPRING VILLE . inch of foot support to every two m. n. a .... .DON L- - WISSM1LLER Evelvn Borer 629 Brooksld ...... 788-in t. it? ot ' rt aTy. 697 pounds of weight! In contrast, Katherine Sheffield, briefs 10 Brookside Phone 2121 9th 891 East North lfll-Mrs. Marvel Anderson, circulation . 1001 N Main moose has only the Thank gosh there are a lot of s arfytrtftc to AMERICAN HQMl m4 BOTH HOMES h CAJtDEWS ( ) VINEYARD . Vineyard .......... 044-J- 1 Mrs. Georre r. Wen about one inch for every 8 "Oh, George, what a thoughtful birthday gift! Now I can cases where, in snite of high I . riv I, WEST MOUNTAIN j run down and buy a hat, tuit and shoe to match!" costs, families have succeeded in rW17HlWa H:'...j,:,, pounds. But then the moose lives El vera Blahoo .. Payson RTD ........ 681-J- 3 a much farther south. home. building happy . fr ere Dictatorship Efficiency Lies Only In Hiding Inefficiency Animals Feet Show Terrain It Travels Over ;V' .. 5 v swift-movin- ly ' 1 " n KiflSfH sand-dwelli- WES Once News Now History ng ul icici.c 2&-"- . "side-winders- . a - - I so-call- ed ... Qs and A's They Say r Truth In an Error ; aln o - hand-to-han- Herald Correspondents Barbs ; i . . big-foot- MWWii,i; ; ed W ( far-sight- ed . ' fed-Int- o a -- . - J-- ve , - . 5.ure-footed- ly W . M big-foot- ed Vr -- 'iMM SA 53J |