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Show THE BEAVER COUNTY WEEKLY PRESS. BEAVER. UTAfl "BAYER KUUJYU ES WIFE S VVU1AU VY1WV i GENUINE to do my wort owing to I wm cot able Pi." i a weakDeaa Wbka r caused backache and headaches. A friend called my attention to one of your newspaper advertisementa and immediately my husband bought three bottles of ! YegetableCom me. Dound for After taking two bottles I felt fine H, the English and the Irish and the 'owlln' Scottlea, too. The Canucks and Auatrilee'uni, and the 'alrv French rjollu: The only thine that bothered ua don't us no more, Bother Its only wy in 'all we didn't know tha Tanka before." ' I ! rtfSW7I 2.5.JaflV I n atWf i "I owe I T 1 ald-eteaaa- h. 4 ATOMIC It's a cute little thins, the marines' Looks something Ilka a boiled huckleberry pudding with a couple of flsh- nooxs run mrough it, or like a lady hen hawk trying to hatch out a fractured door knob. I'm sure you get me Gladys. Also, the marines may be identified by their motto. Just where they wear that I've forgotten for the moment, but you're sure to Snd It somewhere about them If you look cloae. It la 'Semper Fldells.' No. It haa nothing to do with fiddles. One 'd.' uiaaya. it la a phrase taken from the 8loui dialect, I think, meaning literally. Where do wa go from herer " Insignia. 13 h Use Culicura Soap ToClcarYourSkin 'i?? n nn rr rr r liefs: AleVwarMaiaW .Mi Is. ia H. TaleamaV BeenH anas peer"0swjsra. Best. a. max. iMadon Cabby's Gallantry. A cabman was driving a very stout old lady one day, tend had some dlf Acuity la cetting tier In and out of the ehkle. Tea afraid Pra a bother to you,1 aid she, s be was helping her out "Xot a bit," answered cabby, meaning to be gallant. H likes a faro what steadies the cab." ;London Tit Bits. m OUSTS REGOCTJ) "On the west shore of the bay lies a settlement or rrerrrn people called Cha-ChaThese people came orljr- trmny , from the Dntch and French Leeward Islands, They have not married with the negroes, and they We to themselves, resenting any outside interference with their affairs. They are a hard drinking race, yet tfcey are the most tndustrlons people en tbe jRland, and are especially good ennoemen. Their boats are long, nar-afralrs made ont of scraps of They supply the town with flan aad the women make straw hats that tod a ready sale among the negroes. "They will never rise any higher r. than tbe true because the race has degenerated, due to In so small a colony. With heir ruddy faces, stiffly stairhed blue d rihltts, tight white trousers and bats, they present a curious and annsual appearance. "On the crest of two of the three hills of Charlotte-Amall- e nestles the fntmms old castles of 'Bluebeard' and B1nckard., These are the.two places of Interrwtvow the" Island. The old buccaneers were alike as two peas In their habits, but the castles are In no way simllnr, Bluebeard's- castle Is the more massive and Is separated from Black'beard's by a distance of a half-milAfter the death of the two pirates, a secret tunnel was found connecting tbe Iwn. castl- e"It Is ivported that It was through this secret ttratieT the""two exchanged the ' w ooaen they bad captured on ships." beach-cembe- SWAIMOT For enaBv wears drnisists atre waUbi with amen oeerest the aemsrkable record msjatamed bf Dr. Kuahrr's Bwamp-Boe- t, the (rat kidaey, IWer ad bladder medi cine. It is a phyakiea'a pretention. 6wanaSBoot is a stieaftheninf medi cine. It belpe the kidney, diver and blad-eldo tbe work aatam antended, they sbeald do. Sertmp Koot has stood the iest of years. It is sold br all tlnwtists tm its merit and it ahosld help yo. No ther kidney er medKiae has so mawf fneDds. Be sore te get Swamp-Roo- t and start treatment at coca. However, if yoa wiah first w test this arest reMraltoa seac tea aetau to Ur. 1.'- -. for a Imtr A Co, Binhajton. ana sapie wot tie. vihtn wnung tare Handy Maa to Have A roup. Rastus, how ia it yeu hae fiTen up going to cbaxcht asked Jastor " '; Brown. -Well, sab," replied Bastos, dls way. I likes to take an active part, an' I used to pass de collectrsn basket, but dey's gUe de Jo to Breta. ah Green, who ust returned fees . If; 1 "In recognition of his heroic service, I suppose." "No, Mb; I reckon be got dat Job n 0' bis having lost one 0' In his hands." Cartoons Magazine, reco-nltlo- '""In life's great structure don't pull the props till the concrete's dry. Strong and ileal thy. If Li U Inflamed f Gram i! tad. U Ult toss Mi trine often. Safe for Infsnt or Adult At lU Drorrlsta. Write tor Free Eye Book. Karja.fijCea7ti7lCt)ct2,ri.S.is brond-brlmme- - e, d v JOHN BRms; Notary PulUe, CDoerliatAarStae,efeeBaa TP. DOAN'SV FOSTESpbIILB UM4 CO, BUFFALO. N, Y. SEE SELDOn Oct but Te Have a Clear Sweat Skin. Touch plmplea, redness, roughness or Itching, If any, witb.Cnttcura Olnt meat, then bathe with Cutlcura Soap and hot water. Blue, dry gently and dust on a little Cutlcura Talcum to leave a fascinating fragrance on akin. Everywhere 25c each. Adv. knea your horse this, may have a bunch or bruits oa his ankle, hock, stifle, knee or throat. a big hi ckaa It "of without laying wp hone. No blister, bo balr the Jollying Hsr onlr a few rone. Concentrated "I wish a act of John Shakespeare's drops required at aa application. $2. 50 per , books." keewaettrere. DenriBt rest caw let laatM lawecB.aa, saaV ee Book IB. free. ABSORBING. JfL, "Tes, ma'am," said the glib clerk. wtdt Bausaat lar swaUaa. reiacet rsawal IwsUkata, Vwaw Varfcee. aUare "Here's a set of ahem John Shake lalanwi Gleaea, Weaa Braleea, rla aa4 taauwatWa. rrke tl.2S" kenMMaratfleaar speare's worka for only $40." ..ii. ...J "Is It a complete set!" sV.r.YOUhO. P.0.F.,lIBUICIrta4flalCaUa, "Tes, indeed. It Includes a life of A CHARMINO CUT ahem John Shakespeare and some letters he addressed to a prominent ARMISTICE PERFUME Tkls serfawie aittmet win reeall w res Ike risk gasoline merchant of Stratford." aoeilv eeor of a BnBdrea freneh Sowers so lull of an irae. w b wuababtbb lesena 70a t auwiae, Birmingham um .zjrfT: Along. eaaee eaaBu aa4 one epeetal bonis with flaas lopaer ana sole plated to (this alone la wort 6 oa kotCea of olBerenL eBebaneeollar) sllocevfter laa Barramee lor una iKJUa n, puaiaau, stuBer ardai w earreser. aeixl UM It. important to Mother luil. Examine carefully every bottle of AKMISTICn SFKCULTTXS CASTORIA. that famous old remedy Maw for Infanta and children, and see that it lttWeetSSthSt, OBSTS-B- eB fl H far above, laolaa-i- uf IiaaLBHS, aeeaor Urms aa4 Boaoarf at svasvatuea.eaUe, Bean tbe Signature of In Use for Over SO Tears. Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria fcist plaJro squarelieads, dumb looking, stoTW, and unnstrflly stupid. But two days ago jFejpeBetrate4Jntothe-wo- n derfnt Bbtnelaad and It Is glorious here. We saw Tor tbe first time what we bad not fhought to find pretty girls and mothers. There is nothing so restful to tired feet as the sight of a pretty girl. Ho, air 1 The country we are In Is more Ilka AmetTca than anything I've seen since Parrs. They have fine stone house and many beautiful mansions and hotels bere. This Is the country of those famous German baden, or bnths, where tbe sick.' come to drink of that magic elixir of life that Ponce De Least v faired to find In Florida." .. Lieut. Single journeyed to Xeuenahr and then visited the "Wlenhergen" or wine mountains and finally reached Brohl, wblch he describes as follows: 1 am now In Brohl, a small town. Tbe Rhine flows two hundred yards from my window. In front of us are mountains and In back ere mountains terraced for grapes and on the river at the foot of the mountains huddle tbe small towns. The river here Is about 000 yards across and flows rest-full- y All Is along Into tbe distance. la true 3erman order and big dredgers are working to make a harbor. "Lnst night I met Captain Stone, one of the best friends I have known In the aerrice. He would have naught hnt that I elinuld dine with him. We climbed to a big castle on a hill back here overlooking the Rhine. I stepped In the door end started (like the movies have It) from a realistic armored d man, on rny.reft.only a worsr scoundrel on my right. In the great master's dea were many stuffed foxes and birds, also deer horns. Cnptnln Stone had roast chicken, and It was a real meal, right In the castle of some former German baron." .ta-fin- On Otrty In Guam. Something oTtbiTl If eof a marine on duty la the Mand of Guam untold In a letter from Oerp. Fred Q. Taylor, who Is stationed oa this American Insular possession in the South sea. "When the last transport was here I had a very Interewtlng excursion ont to it on official tesbsess," Corporal Taylor writes. "A corporal and I went aboard to check tbe baggsge of the 'homeward-bounders,' and then waited several hours for the captain quartermaster of the vessel to return from a social affair on shore to sign the manifest. Be failed to appear, so wt "Forjhe Love of Pete, Don't man a Don't offer aa plate of beans or, If he is not hungry, don't try to tempt bis appetite with "corned willy" or camounngediaJJ.J DooT'oircr an ex service man In search of amusement the chance to dig In your garden he's had his fill of that in the brigade. man as a If you hare an week-enguest la your country house, don't ask blm to stoke your furnace - M e. How Crerrnawjr Looks to Them. Bow Germany looks to a marine who was one of tbe first 4o cross the Rhine is told in a letter from Lieut. Carrol J. Single of Jbe Siirh regiment of marines, to his sawnts wba lire In From somewhere In Stockton, CaL Germany be wrote the following: "Tbe people near the border were to Doon's AWe Age-Heral- The story of "Bluebeard" e. my present good health, largesays 8. Bishop, 9162 Kensington Ave.. St. "1 able Mo. to work. wasn't Louis, Sharp pains would catch me when I stooped or tried to lift anything, ana st night the kidney secretions passed frequently and were scanty and inftttr H pecks seemed to before mi? evea aod I would get dizzy. There was a pumneaa under my eves. I could see mraelf failing (rm - tk yto- - day . aad 1 nnally was laid up from June until Septemlb. Kiktf ber. I got Doan'$ Kid-nePilli snd used them I received relief with- - the tirst box and became stronger every day. I could aleeo well st night and the kidney secretions were now of natural color. The dizziness snd other troubles disappeared and 1 picked np in weight. After road u four boxes of Doan't Kidney Pills looked and felt like mv old self. Tha cure seemed s miracle and I firmly be lieve that .my life was saved by this remeoy. -flirom fo Jefpra atev YY." Bayer TableU of Aspirin" to be genuine must bej Marked 4 with j th safety "Bayer Cross." Always buy an unbroken Bayer package which con tains proper-directioto safely relieve Headache, Toothache, Earache, Neuralgia, Colds and pain. Dandy tin boxes of 12 tablets cost but a few cents at drug stores larger packages also. Aspirin Is the trade mark of f Monoacetio Bayer Manufacture acldester of Sallcylicacid. Adv. "Well. Joe. I aaked them euva what the (lobe and anchor stood for on their caps ana one guy speaks up and says It means that tha marines flght all over the world." and his seven wives, which many will recall having read long ago. Is still going the rounds. The fable appears to have originated In France, but It has turned P almost everywhere la tbe wide world. Now It appears that the Virgin bare a "Bluebeard" of their ewa. whom they claim as the original dyed- IrHbe-woo- l villain of child-lorCorporal Lester F. Scott of the Thlrry-flftcoeapany, United States marines, who is stationed at Charlotte. Amnlle in the little island recently aoulred by the United States, writes as follows of the people and their be W. Eisbp 'Wo Lfiid Up By ly, X I VIUIobs of people whe worry, are dupes-Sca- t, have epella ( mea Nil aepreeeioa. (mI Mm bbS are oftea melaaeBolv, believe that taeae conditions are da wo outside Influences have Bktle or bo control. 0er which theyhowever, Nearly always, they can b traced ' to eource aa Internal Nor la wondered at. HUM bfln Bine with such wall deflated eymptoma aa lo dxestlon. balchtna. heartburn, bloat, ate. will It not checked, la time affect to some decree or other all the vital organs. The nervosa ayatem beconea deranged. Dlrestloa aiiffera. The blood la impoverished. Health and strength are aadenuined. The victim of alt hooch he may not know the eaoae of hie ailments, feels bla hone. ambition and energy ellpelnf. And oarage, truly life la dark wet worth much te the maa or woman who haa Get rid of It! Dm et held yoe back, wreck yewr health, make your daya miserable, make 70a a victim of the "blase" and eloomv enouahts! There la a marveloaa modern remedy o at led B ATONIC that biinsa, eh I each oulek relief from vour atomaeh mleeilie nfTewr stomach to rlf hta maaea re atraa. emu, sweet aad comtort-abl- a Uelpa yea (et baek roar strength, vtor. vitality, ewthiailaaau euid food cheer. So many thousands wooa nhenaaada of aaferere have aeed (ATONIC with each maneleejsly helpfal reeatta that ere are cure yew wtU feel the aame way aT woa wilt last H a trial. Get a bla M oant box of B7ATONIC the toed taatlnf tablets that yon eat Ilka a bit of eaady from year drosclat today. He will ret am yew tawaey If results are Bet wvea aaai Twa aa eapect. ., Mi S J Only this time be received a shock. I'm sorry I "gave you the wrong line," said a sweet voice over the wire: "It doesn't matter H bit," he replied, not to be outdone In courtesy. "I'm sure the number you gave me was much better than the one I asked for ; but It Just happened that I wasn't able to use It." 1 Acid-Stoma- ch " V phone, Caused by Tnal-ah.- A Unfortunate, Wasn't It? It was tbe same old story. lie had got the wrong number on the tele- and my troubles caused by that weak Bess are a thine of the past. All women who suffer as I did should try Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound." Mrs. Jas. Rohrberg, 620 Knapp St. N. 8., Pittsburgh, Pa. Women who suffer from any form of weakneas,asindicatedbydisplacemeats, inflammation, ulceration, Irregularities, backache, headaches, nervousness or "the blues," should accept Mrs. Rohr berg's suggestion and five Lydia Pinkhanvs Vegetable Compound a thorough trial For over forty years It has been correcting such ailments. If yum nave mysterious complications write for advice to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mats. CouluVtUorli Kidney Trouble. ? Kavr Owti -I- ood HeUth to Doaa'i.fc f ns LydiaE.Pinkbam'i Orah ASPIRIN For many nwntkl. Rttibnrgfc, - U S. From Suffering by Getting Her Lydia E. PinkL&m'c Vegetable Compound - "CROSS"-O- " Way of the Schoolboy. Teacher Now, Willie, suppose you ate a twell feed aboard and then re- - were to band a playmate your apple tamed by launch across the harbor In to take a portion of It, wouldn't yon the moonlight; and back "by auto tell him to take the larger piece I Willie No, ttkTougb the coconut groves to towa. i "You wouldn't t Why The next morning we again visit " Cos It wouldn't be necessary," ed the vessel, this time getting ear business done and saying good-h- y .to our friends on the ship, bound for the Philippines and the States. . "Last Sunday another fellow and took a hike out Into the Jungles, walk lng around one of the beaches and climbing out onto the coral reef that guards the harbor, at low tide. We The exeroelatirig agonies ef rheums-tun- a are usually the result of f allure of took some pictures and started back to expel poisons from the to town, after spying some of the the kidneys If the irritation of these nrlo roost beautifully colored fish we had sjtttm. add crystala is allowed to continue, in curable bladder or kidney disease msy ever seen. "We took a road that we thought result Attend to it at once. Don't resort to temporary relief. The aick led to the main road, but aft,er several kidneys must be restored to health by miles found we had discovered a de- the use of some sterling remedy whka the disease. serted Spanish leading will prevent a retarn of highway Get seme GOLD MEDAL Haarlem through tbe jungles. In a few minutes OQ Capsules immediately. have we found ourselves at the leper col- brought back the Joys of lifeThey to count thoussnds of sufferers from )trs ony at one end of the Island. lame back, lumbago, sciatica, There we saw the walls of an old gall stones, gravel and ether affections Spanlxh prison and looked Into , the of the kidneys, liver, stomach, bladder . 'Devil's Punchbowl,' which Is a con- and allied organs.They will attack the poisons at once, traption In the ground about 20 feet clear out and urinary tract across at the top and bottom, but bulg- and tha the kidneys soothing healing oils and herbs In' 100 100 to and about the center will restore the inflamed tissues and ing to normal health. feet deep Then we returned to town, organs All others sre imitations. Ask for took some pictures of native women GOLD MBDAL and be sura the name collecting tody, the Juice of the co- GOLD UK D AXi is oa tbs box. Thro conut tree, from which liquor Is sues, as au gooa oraggistsAdr. ' made, and returned to camp." He who pursues nlessure should make sufe that hej i pn the right Lake That Disappears. In Georgia, near Vladosta, there Is trail a lake which disappears every three Two company and three is grist or four years and then comes back tne lyqrce tor. Is the weather what, ofrnln, ''noJmatt like. The lake Is three miles long of a mite wide, nnd with an average depth of 12 feet of water. There are natural subterranean passages beneath It, through which The water passes off. It takes two or three weeks to disappear, when a. mammoth basin Is left In its place, nhlch-furnisa beauttfnf sandy tiench. After a month or so jhe.w;tef I Tieglns to return, and then In a couple of weeks It Is tbe same magnificent " tretch of water aa it was before. , r HOW RHEUMATISM BEGINS rhea-nstis- - jmlll.. Every teiruory, V cxnan n water fof sSesKbee "" "T vr W. N. .J. iH ui I C I aJI U, 8alt Uks City, ' . you . 19, -- ' , "T.-.V i AbouiDuey,;,r,, "Many offices are now issuing questionnaires." "I know.'1 My wife will b getUn op. a form men happy and speedily Into the structure of peace-tim- e America. ..... No, ;. Age-Heral- - Advance Information. "Now. my desr, .sallMrCreaalota, servloe-iae- a TirB for aJob--doH- t "tfe muni avoid contradicting the new turn him down. lie left his old Job cook, or hurting her feelings In any to fight for you. It's your business to wsy."' ;' '" "Of course. provide him with a Job now. , replied the patient Col. Arthur Wood, former police woman, "I'll phone, tha employment commissioner of New York, and now sgency right away and find out whut assistant to the secretary of war, of- tier idewa are on the League of Nafers this ad rice as the best way to tions." " - mi . Consoling Thought. ; M "I don't see how. these motion' picture actors can put up with the treatment they receive from that director." r "Why not!", , j "When they spoil a scene he talks to them as if they were no better than the dirt beneath his feet." "Oh, that might hurt the feelings of sn ordinary person, but when' a movie director raves, the actors con always maintain their composure by thinking of the salaries they get." Birmingham full-dres- ex 145. ru aHJauuMiaAwi,aB,ILt unless you want blm never to visit ' i again. If you are an employer, and an ...... 1- east ami at bBeewiwUlaotaeS ev Biiiies av'l Unneb Ooaraniael eaeeuea. Saul ay l.n. aa sw BteaaiiL Suei7 ? Next Scientific Triumph. . Now that the Atlsntlc ocean tine bean hopped there doesn't seem to be uiwch more that can be expected In the way of scientific triumphs antll s someone Invents a shirt stud that won't explode Just at the moment when the wearer Is trying bU best to appear Important Thrift Magazine. them lcfs peMa catarrh, Bdoaraliosi anal hJlaiav natiaaa. Riinsnajisadsi by Lydia E. Pinkfeaaa UL Co. for tea ywara. A hesJiiig woods? for xaaaaj catarrh, aoiw thiMtaBdseeaiTwe. Frowomirsl Hal ill line - ' hes , Vantss roaPSONALliK&.Ji OmotnA three-qunrte- keep our to absorb 1 lark,.. eaatBatve Such tender biu of fine meat tuch Careful seaso-ntagl Unetaste or Libbs Vienna Sausaec, sctvc4 piping hot, will tell you it was prepared by ms'ttcr chefs 1 Atk your poccr for a package today. Contents will tcrvo two. |