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Show 12 - The Summer Weekly Wednesday, June 24, 1998 Chronicle Want to Earn Respect? Roll In Spandex With The Worm Rodman is also a bigger joke than rt before. The" antics that used to attract media attention and dominate fan discussions now elicits only the fed-u- p head shakes of people who have seen it all and are sick of it. But at least, despite the circus, Rodman's game seems to be getting better. The real surprise is Karl "I have no self respect" Malone. His whine of the season, of his career really, is that he gets no respect. I wonder why. I'm no public relations specialist, but I know what doesn't make me want to say nice things about basketball players who want respect. Appearing on the Tonight Show dressed like a truck driver, even if you are a truck driver in the does not make me want to say good things. Not listening to Jay Leno's questions and then putting him in a headlock does not make me want to say good things. with anywhere Appearing "Diamond" Dallas Paige does not make me want to say good things. Finally, agreeing to act out some lame wrestling match with Rodman does not make me want to say nice things. Poor Karl. His team doesn't respect him. Larry Miller doesn't respect him. The fans and the media don't respect him. So he went right out to do the one thing that will earn you some respect in this world. Professional wrestling. Faking off-cou- off-the-co- Sterling Clifford. Chronicle Sports Writer "Let's get ready to rumble!" is the new battle cry of the NBA. No, this isn't another column about how professional basketball has gotten too physical, it's about how NBA players have gotten stupid. Stupid beyond belief. Stupid enough to wrestle each other on pay-per-vie- w. Dumb enough and so lacking dignity that they will stage a confrontation on a late night talk show. 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With men on second and third and now leading by only one, Roof finally called on reliever Kevin Ohme to try and close things out Ohme subsequently allowed a two-ru- n double to pinch-hittBrian Rupp before finally retiring the side with the Buzz trailing At that point the Buzz were utterly disheartened, going down in order in the bottom of the ninth to give Memphis the win. freak in his underwear with a chair. You know, I thought the Rogaine commercials were, embarrassing enough. Or the Burger King ads designed to put Malone's speech impediment Chad Rupp takes a big swing at this front and center. pitch in Salt Lake's 8 loss. as Or the weighing of semi-truca way to relax before games. Roof said, "If that was his intention to go I would have thought that failing out and stall Yd say it worked perfect" to show up for the fourth quarter of Yet Roof was unwilling to blame the six games of the NBA finals and loss whether he thought When questioned on that incident. He explained the then promptly attacking your local Buzz's failure simply by stating, "You get had his Pitts deliberately prolonged media would be all the embarrassfrom good pitching." wins in unsettle order to Ritchie, good ment one person could possibly arguing want or hope for in one year. But in Louisiana, they see things differently than the rest of the world. In the backwoods thinking that Malone subscribes to, you can The talented University of Utah recruits we had ever signed." answer all your critics in one shinIn 1996-9she played sparingly finished an which volleyball team, 9 is at ing moment in a WCW ring. middle blocker and outside hitin impressive 1997, gaining No more talk about how you lack ter for the Rainbow Wahine. an added edge for the upcoming the guts to win a championship. No season. Kapu Elkington, a middle Overall, she saw action in 50 games more low pay from the Jazz. No blocker from Laie, Oahu, has over the course of 37 matches. more big, bad David Locke. Launiere cautioned people to realannounced that she will be transGuess again, Karl. ize that Elkington's lack of playing ferring to Utah after languishing Lots of people are entertained by on the bench of the prominent and time at Hawaii is not indicative of Rodman, even by wrestling, but they her immense skills. Hawaii team. nationally-ranke- d don't respect either one. And they "As deep as the talent pool is in Under NCAA transfer rules, the won't respect you either. Hawaii's program, it isn't uncomjunior is eligible to join the Utes You may not have the champimon for a player of Kapu's abilities immediately. a but have Karl, to still have a tough time getting a Ute Beth Launiere good coach you onship, origi1 versatile this recruited reputation as a person. It seems silly . lot of playing time," said Launiere. nally to put that on the line for, uh, well, recruited "We out of Kapu player. "Elkington will be joining a team nothing really. high school," said Launiere. 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