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Pnstnmer Can t you oreaK on an other little chip and let me have it for $60? h "Slick is suing his wife for breach of promise." "For breach of promise?" "Yes, she promised to divorce him, but now i;he has backed out." Why He Lost the iudee to the plaintiff in a compensation case: "Now show the court the effects ot the accident upon you." The plaintiff got up and, with infinite pain, hobbled across the floor. "And now." continued the judge, "show us how you used to move before the accident." Plaintiff cook a hop, skip and jump across the court. Said (Cnpyriirtn. W. M, C.) n 7- L pip VAiM SEE THE THIS ncn 't2r IT -- MISTfSR FimmeV? - MO WHUT DID HE DO MOV Z DING, DONG rT Druggiata. The Required Qualities The same qualities are requisite to make a good master and a good servant, a good chief and a good soldier. Wagner. Turned a Deaf Ear judge with all He approached the kinds of politeness. of "Your 'ordship, I d like to get out jury duty," he said. asked tne "For what reason? judge. "I can only hear with one ear, The judge smiled. "It's all right," he said. hear one side at a time." "We only called Percy, ends of this The waiter did so. "I don't see anything wrong with them, sir." he M- A NJOT GREClANi UR- M- U. PORE" STEAL, TM MAN J sausage." DID WHUT NOW VJE WAS JUST Links-Eye- d A- HE OM-HE- RE "Oh, I say, waiter," "take a look at the yiAl 1 the excuse offered. was y "Come, now," remonstrated "She's one of our most noted belles." "A regular set of chimes, eh?" si&Zi 'cordikkStO NICK I I B "maw ifaf AO U V ' 4 Keen Does Away from Evergreens,Shnibsetc 1 !P19Use WTeaepoonM 4 per Gallon of Spray. IMPORTED BRAND - .r, PAPERSTHc SELLS WHO DOWN a f i r AT a Help Them Cleanse the Blood of Harmful Body Waste CORNER Per- Your kldneya are constantly filtering stream. But wute matter from the blood In cy, "don't you think they're awfully close together?" Some Crus'.s Are Like That "Where is the paper plate I gave under your pie?" Si I MUCH ' T IS PEAR 4 said. you , asked the Doctor Alcoholism, I think; but you've got a peculiar case. Patient That's what I thought after I bought it, doc; the stuff hasn't got the right taste. bride. "Was that a plate?" inquired the groom anxiously, "I thought it was the lower crust." Philadelphia Inquirer. Sad Wordliness re- "Honesty is the best policy, marked Meandering Mike. "It sure is fur folks like us," answered Plodding Pete. "Our transactions ain't big enough to enable us to hire o!e best legal talent." V tl , K hut' tjn" ucivj i llFOLJR xSHORTS x VANT TO SEE THE WHOLE SHcyw- -- i t WHADDyA AMD J mk nrnr KJW3a-W!nnT- Ti THE . m n a. TfeRR'BLE. jm kio f ia COMEDItb, TO" KMOW . a 1 I NOT IN HEADLINES I do kidneys sometimes lag their work renot act aa Nature Intended fail to move impurities that, il retained, nay poison the system and upset the wool body machinery. Symptoms may be nagging backache, persistent headache, attacks of dlasineae, getting up nights, swelling, puffineaa under the eyes a feeling ol nervoua anxiety and loea of pep and strength. Other signs ol kidney or bladder die-ord-er or to may be burning, scanty frequent urination. There should be no doubt that prompt treatment ia wiser than neglect. Use Dean's Pill. Dean's have been winning new friends for more then forty yearn. reputation. They have a nation-wid- e Are recommended by grateful people the country over. Atk your aeiftAtorl A picture, doubt m SALT AND EMPTIED OUT UK'S NEWEST HOSTELRY Our lobby la delightfully air cooled daring the summer months Radio tor Every Room 200 Roome ZOO Baths 4 Actor (at liberty) You seem to consider me a mere ham. Manager More like a spare-riHams are worth more. b. ? Optimist at the top. '' There is alwayt room X VoU SAV THERE'S NO TRAMEU Pessimist Yes, and it. would be just my luck to find, after I got there, that the 'blamed thing had been turned upside. down. N n"" look AT THE . -r f . -- it.i- HAS crerATiioP: BfctM in THJRE Z'r-OTH: IM Ert HOTEL uc:ot . . Temple Square " Even There Bill They tell me you are' going around telling everybody .you have been a patient in every hospital in the city. I bet you haven't been in the Women's Hospital. Will Don't be silly I was born Rate aUnoe-phere.Y- , there. ' $l.SOtoS3.0Q Tba Hotel Temple Sqnere has a highly desirable, friendly will lwayefinditlmnaeo-ulat- e. eupremely comfortable, and tboronshly aareeble.Yoa can therefore undnretand why tbls hotel lei HIGHLY RECOMMENDED Yaa een also appreciate why t "I have never kissed a girl fore." By Something Simple Patient What will this operation "Well, tion." 'Cost me? I'm no experiment be- sta- ou of dlttlnctlon If aatmark Uiia baautitul to atop hostelry ERNEST C. ROSSITER, Mgr. Doctor At least $200. Patient But doctor, I want just Piain sewing no hemstitching. DOWN AND OUT that a hill is high round- -is Off TWO'S ENOUGH Life's Little Trials "Pa, what's the difference between a hill and a pill?" "I don't know, my son, unless it's and a pill is that it?" ?, !U1I UUI CIVVIIIV Guest Well,' goodnight. I hope I haven't keDt' you ud too late. Host (yawhing) Not at all. We ljJ4 been getting up soon ' ' nyway." "Shoes. "Yes, sir. What number?" a "A couple, Think I am oedet" 2337 W Two girl friends met in the street. "I hear you've broken oil your engagement," said one. "Naw! A hill is hard to get up ani a pill is hard to get down." St WNU THAT'S SOMETHING centl- - "Oh, my dear, yes," answered the other; "Jack becameI impossible. dressed, ot He criticized the way iected to my friends, and always beck and expected me to be atof his all that, he on top call. Then, "Ho .v do you know you're goin' to ansuddenly went off and married pass all de tests?" other girl, so I simply made upto my "Me big brudder's engaged to de do more have nothing to mind .teacher,''.. with him." 'v'-,-' vi" .H.vV . . .:.. . . PHOTOGRAPHY ROLLS DEVELOPED "That was a fine opening offered you last week did you take It? "I didand went in the hole." orerlatetdpnble ot Ia niinie wltnoni reur nhoioe welshtnnlargementa, ealareeimu Sta eola. Keprlnte So ea. asKvtcu MoarpiwUT PtiOTo . Pare , i Nertk Pelweaj |