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Show s I LEH1 1 - FREE PRESS. LEHL UTAH " J- ' ! CS?0f ! UJMiC SECTION OUK CLASSIFIED I SALE FCR A j ' ' IHTEREST TO little olive oil rubbed over paper that has Bturk. to a polished surface softens paier and makes It easier to remove. Events hi the Lives of Little Mai Kings of canned pineapple browned and sprinkled with chopped greet) peppers and piuientos make an attractive garnish for steak, chops or roasts. In Which Politician and Economist Are Defined An economist is a man who knows a great deal about a very little, and wbo goes on knowing more and more about less and less until he finally ki ows everything about practically nothing. A iditkian is a man who knows a very little about a great deal and who goes on knowing s and less? about more and more, until finally he knows practically nothing about ev erything. Tit ttits. U-- Find Out When potatoes are baked In their "Sue is a mere butterfly of society. Isn't she':" "Well, nut exactly. I should rather call her a butter-In.- LtXS VAU v W'f 6Er AN1 v A H MY V ssoj A SLEP :7 . v OJTfr c-- skins the moisture In (xitato supplies the steam that makes the texture of the vegetable soft and mealy, at tbi 3"41 same time preserving the flavor. House palms should not be to the direct ravs of the sun nor should they Ik placed near a radiator. LITTLE NOTHINGS U Always Iron ecru linens on tbe wrong side. Ironing m the right side robs them of their luster. t" V- Varnished dark woodwork will have a fine gloss If washed with warm water and kerosene. Add a cup of kerosene to a large (tail of warm water. Fill ugly cracks In furniture with beeswax and then varnish over. Jane 1 don't see why you want to kiss me all the time. Jack Doesn't your mirror tell you? When pressing neckties, cut piece of cardboard the shape of the tie and slip lnnlde of It. Cover tie with a cloth and press with hot Iron. There will then be no marks left by seams and hems. Tut the fork In the fat of steak when turning It. If put Into meat the Juice will rsenpe. NO SEATS LEFT Gravy will not soak through the lower crust of a meat pie If the white of an egg Is brushed over lower crust of pie. FEATHERHEADS THE So- Hbu Vnil A - - can rtlE; ME PIKAS $ By Otbome Nfi.rapr INU HUW? ARE You A PAM HANDLER OR IS THIS A 'f , vli(il err l UNO k Checked Western J NO - I WANT Some n f ! TtlST u WHAT? IS to PAY bills TUIS I Some stucco walls may be washed with soap and water, but a coat of stucco sprayed over the whole sur face Is much more satisfactory than washing. vELL, GOINCr THE OLD CHECK TEM Boot . CENTS Stranger You folks out here seem to like riding in the overcrowded can on this line. Suburbanite Oh, yes. We treat It as a stnndlng Joke. 6 rM;AV(M5- - THE BILLS BUT t HAVE WTrt CHECKS To BUY SOME STAMPS To SEMP THEM JUST WNU Servlca, C Associated Newspapers. You Take Is Safe. Don't Entrust Your Own or Your Family's Well - Being to Unknown Preparations take any BEFORE you you don't know all about, for the relic! of headaches; or the pains of rheumatism, neuritis or neuralgia, ask your doctor what he thinks about it in comparison vith Genuine Bayer Aspirin. We say this because, before the discovery of Bayer Aspirin, most "pain" remedies were advised against by physicians as being bad for the stomach; or, often, for the heart. And the discovery of Bayer Aspirin largely changed medical practice. Countless thousands of people who have taken Bayer Aspirin year in and out without ill effect, have proved that the medical findings ubout its safety were correct. Remember this: Genuine Bayer Aspirin is rated among the fastest methods nd discoivred for the relief uf headaches and all common pains . . . and safe fir the average person to take regularly. You can get real Bayer Aspirin at any drug store simply by never asking for it by the name "aspirin" alone, but always saying BAYER ASPIRIN when you buy. ed Marrying Younger Americans are getting married at a younger age than In years gone by, according to the census bureau In 1930 most men married at twenty four and most women at twenty-one- , Although comparable figures were .11 HH.KH Hiiniln. lrrt Britain. not given, the bureau snld marriage SII.Vl;il TIk'hh attractive stumps are already srtircft Rut. to Send hard anil your irlr NOW ages were much higher In 1S!X. The whll thn !nts. 10 pM!twtn:il Cans U. R, nlhrra. Only 10 cents with bureau did not speculate on the ren fllanB, olet supuly VAI.I.KV NTAM1 CO.. 187 approvals son. houlh l'enn H.. lfivr. ('do. Bayer Aspirin GUESS AGAIN V) O- H- Sheer wool crepe in the brighter colors makes very attractive side draperies. They are lined with egg shell sateen. From Your Doctor if the "Pain" Remedy ONE. 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